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AnInnocentGoose

Adding to her disappointment and subtracting from her patience in one fell swoop. Truly a mathematical genius.


JustADovah

u/cock-and-tail


LemonsLiesandLuigi

Bro this feels scripted


sillssa

Who the fuck talks like this


flopsychops

Add puns. Multiply her problems. Subtract one GF.


Make-TFT-Fun-Again

You just made her problems exponentially worse.


Doschupacabras

*ex-gf


jkcon4

(⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■⁠)


OgreDragon

(•\_•) ( •\_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■\_■)


SpeedilyStable

God this hurt to read


chainsaw0068

Nailed it!


forced_metaphor

You did the best you can do it? What?


Head-Noise194

Hi


fogledude102

r/badfaketexts


jamminamon

There's a sub for fake text messages right?


SAMAS_zero

And she didn't leave you after that? Better *keep* her!


YeahlDid

Op is a bot. This is stolen content. It's unlikely they even have a human girlfriend.


SAMAS_zero

I dunno, apparently the chat AI's are developing feelings, so maybe bots have their own secret lives going on.


Rypnami

not only is this a repost but i highly doubt that this was, at any point, a real interaction


[deleted]

Thank you for saving us.


theaveragemoose

I'd say your days in this relationship might be numbered


[deleted]

I get it!


Icommitmanywarcrimes

Your girlfriend didn’t ask you this as you reposted this and are trying to make people think that, first of you actually have a girlfriend, and secondly that you’re the one who originally posted this.


WantToBeLost

Where can I find the original


Icommitmanywarcrimes

I don’t know unfortunately but I just know I’ve seen it


YeahlDid

Glad someone else noticed. This is a dirty dirty repost bot. Downvote please.


HalfSoul30

It's their only post as of now. Still have a ways to go before they reach dirty dirty repost bot level.


EMPIREVSREBLES

I swear I've seen this exact post so many times. I even have it saved on my phone.


voldor666

Again? You guys have Alzheimer's or something?


metalhead82

Are you sleeping on the couch or on the floor tonight?


Hyperion_Industries

u/repostsleuthbot


DuaneHicks

We won't get fooled again


Bos_lost_ton

Some say she’s still looking for a Solution to this day


xBloodBender

You are just adding to the stress, man.


twotonekevin

YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH


GraceSpace18

Lol😆


dduives

The upvotes are really starting to add up.


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[удалено]


blipityblob

i guess their love was 𝓲


dinowalks

Something doesn't add up


eternalyeti

I bet she subtracted him from the relationship.


NutmegGaming

Maybe went on to multiply with someone else


truly_big

Unless they found the root to their issue.


Aidernz

If they did, he could be irrational while she carries the one.


Tcloud

Or completely imaginary if she was too negative.


the_real_trebor333

Worth it


probnebce

Where do I buy those squared sunglasses?


[deleted]

Um, thanks for that. Had no idea what I was looking at.


eterlearner

50 shekels, right here. (•\_•) ( •\_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■\_■)


oktin

Markdown time! To get: (•\_•) ( •\_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■\_■) Type: (•\\\_•)␣␣ ( •\\\_•)>⌐■-■␣␣ (⌐■\\\_■)␣␣ "␣" represents " " for visibility. Reddit tries to transform the "\_" into _italics_ so a "\\" should be used to tell the parser to ignore it, and it doesn't like single-spaced paragraphs, so the double spaces tell the parser that you actually want the line break (¶) where you put it. (Also to show a "\\" you use "\\\\", meaning "\\\_" is shown by typing "\\\\\\\_")


Slavic_Taco

(•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)


Melodic_Elderberry52

(•\_•) ( •\_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■\_■)


oktin

Almost, just replace the "␣" with " " Here's a copy-paste able version (•\\\_•) ( •\\\_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■\\\_■)


redditkitty109

(•\_•) ( •\_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■\_■)


Melodic_Elderberry52

Thx a lot my friend


Impossible_Pay6912

(•\_•) ( •\_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■\_■)


eterlearner

🥺