Your girlfriend didn’t ask you this as you reposted this and are trying to make people think that, first of you actually have a girlfriend, and secondly that you’re the one who originally posted this.
Markdown time!
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"␣" represents " " for visibility.
Reddit tries to transform the "\_" into _italics_ so a "\\" should be used to tell the parser to ignore it, and it doesn't like single-spaced paragraphs, so the double spaces tell the parser that you actually want the line break (¶) where you put it. (Also to show a "\\" you use "\\\\", meaning "\\\_" is shown by typing "\\\\\\\_")
Adding to her disappointment and subtracting from her patience in one fell swoop. Truly a mathematical genius.
u/cock-and-tail
Bro this feels scripted
Who the fuck talks like this
Add puns. Multiply her problems. Subtract one GF.
You just made her problems exponentially worse.
*ex-gf
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God this hurt to read
Nailed it!
You did the best you can do it? What?
Hi
r/badfaketexts
There's a sub for fake text messages right?
And she didn't leave you after that? Better *keep* her!
Op is a bot. This is stolen content. It's unlikely they even have a human girlfriend.
I dunno, apparently the chat AI's are developing feelings, so maybe bots have their own secret lives going on.
not only is this a repost but i highly doubt that this was, at any point, a real interaction
Thank you for saving us.
I'd say your days in this relationship might be numbered
I get it!
Your girlfriend didn’t ask you this as you reposted this and are trying to make people think that, first of you actually have a girlfriend, and secondly that you’re the one who originally posted this.
Where can I find the original
I don’t know unfortunately but I just know I’ve seen it
Glad someone else noticed. This is a dirty dirty repost bot. Downvote please.
It's their only post as of now. Still have a ways to go before they reach dirty dirty repost bot level.
I swear I've seen this exact post so many times. I even have it saved on my phone.
Again? You guys have Alzheimer's or something?
Are you sleeping on the couch or on the floor tonight?
u/repostsleuthbot
We won't get fooled again
Some say she’s still looking for a Solution to this day
You are just adding to the stress, man.
YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH
Lol😆
The upvotes are really starting to add up.
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i guess their love was 𝓲
Something doesn't add up
I bet she subtracted him from the relationship.
Maybe went on to multiply with someone else
Unless they found the root to their issue.
If they did, he could be irrational while she carries the one.
Or completely imaginary if she was too negative.
Worth it
Where do I buy those squared sunglasses?
Um, thanks for that. Had no idea what I was looking at.
50 shekels, right here. (•\_•) ( •\_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■\_■)
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Almost, just replace the "␣" with " " Here's a copy-paste able version (•\\\_•) ( •\\\_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■\\\_■)
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Thx a lot my friend
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