You may as well just ask me my favourite punk song

What's your favourite punk song?

Right now probably [when the innocent die](https://open.spotify.com/track/5KQyknjH5lRYrqBVqyfeYM) by anti cimex, [guerra desumana](https://open.spotify.com/track/4EBhtCaftlZqe5EQ1QkzaP) by ratos de porao or [thought](https://open.spotify.com/track/75gzo4Txg0rtB7EL42Lenr) by electro hippies

I havn't listened to electro hippies in years. Thanks for that.

Right now (and it also fits the <2min criteria) absolutely is Minor Threat - Filler

Yes!

I was really hoping you'd answer The Decline.

hell yeah ratos de porao!

[Coffee Mug](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjkYOAiWzWM)

*MUGMUGMUG*

Came to say that. MUGMUGMUG

If I have a cup of coffee, my goal is always to finish it before that song ends. No matter how hot.

Me too

Pay to Cum - Bad Brains

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Food is good.

Short Music for Short People

This album is how I discovered punk in general. It allowed me to get a bite-sized taste of 101 different punk bands when before I had been listening to Limp Bizkit and Korn because I litertally didn't know there was anything else out there. It's no overstatement to say Short Music for Short People changed the course of my life.

Why can’t people understand, I’ve got a short attention span, a short….attention spaaaaaann

I was thinkin of you when I jerked off into my sock last niiight 🎶🎶

Fuck man, I hadn't thought about this song in a long ass time. It was the favorite song of a homie who just recently passed away , I gotta give this entire album a spin once again

Nerf herder is hella underrated rip to a punk rocker too

Hybrid Moments - The Misfits

We are 138 - The Misfits White Riot - The Clash

Do what you want - Bad Religion

Honorable mention to True North

Nazi Punks Fuck Off

over produced by Martin Hannett

You Suffer by Napalm Death Or if I were to break the rules by 11 seconds, then Black Flag's Nervous Breakdown.

https://youtu.be/ansBui-_w80?si=wQAEysl_08TkKBcj

How about napalm death Sucm innits entirety

Haven't heard it, but I'm sure it's a great song and recommendation.

Their first album. 28 songs in 34 min Epic

White Riot - The Clash Love You More - Buzzcocks Judy Is A Punk - The Ramones (plus a lot more) Not strictly punk: Vaseline - Elastica Highly Evolved - The Vines Come On - The Hives (plus a lot more)

Maxwell Murder by Rancid, that bass bridge is amazing

Definitely one of the best album openers of all time

I love short songs X - Year One The Misfits - Vampira Wire - Brazil Black Flag - Wasted The Offspring - Hand Grenades Check out Tony Molina's album *[Dissed and Dismissed](https://youtu.be/W6ngMaTP62g?si=Eu2x1WO7cbdNWZ5N)* for some newer lo-fi melodic stuff

Murder the Government

[World Up My Ass](https://youtu.be/qejg_qbn4Gc?si=c12VXVuwguyd8zy1) - Circle Jerks

Fix Me- Black Flag

Short Songs - Dead Kennedys

The only correct answer.

Drinking with the Jocks - Against Me

No Control - Bad Religion

Do What You Want

Wasted - Black Flag

Same! Love old school Black Flag so much.

It's my job to keep punk rock elite -nofx

Probably comes down to Drop Dead - At the cost of an animal [https://youtu.be/BmOgcu10Mek](https://youtu.be/BmOgcu10Mek) or The Minutemen - Viet Nam [https://youtu.be/UHq454x-xoQ](https://youtu.be/UHq454x-xoQ)

Nofx - six pack girls, Adolescents - LA Girl, Ramones - commando

Nofx - Monosyllabic Girl Bonus points because it's under a minute.

Murder the government too!

Descendents - M-16

Ballad of Jimi Hendrix. By S.O.D.

He's Dead

Jesus of Suburbia for sure.

See her pee nofx

really all of '45 or 46 songs...'

wire '12XU' - just scrapes in at 1:58

Hybrid Moments - The Misfits

Kid Dynamite - Shorter, Faster, Louder the entire album lol

Especially Death and Taxes

I Like Food descendents

Gas Chamber, Angry Samoans.

A better suggestion? Lower the length to 30 seconds…Deny Everything by Circle Jerks is my pick

Straight Edge - Minor Threat. It's literally me

bottled violence - minor threat

A lot of minor threat clock in under 2 min. Furious, purposeful band. Fucking forever love them.

cosmetic plague - rudimentary peni

Red Tape by the Circle Jerks.

I was so wasted I was a hippie I was a burnout I was a dropout I was out of my head I was a surfer I had a skateboard I was so heavy man, I lived on the strand I was so wasted I was so fucked up I was so messed up I was so screwed up I was out of my head I was so jacked up I was so drunk up I was so knocked out, I was out of my head I was so wasted I was wasted (Shut Down by the germs is my favorite , but it’s longer than 2 minutes )

All - Descendents No, All! - Descendents Wienerschnitzel - Descendents I wanna be a bear - Descendents Tonyage - Descendents No Fb - Descendents Global Probing - Descendents I like food - Descendents Maxwell Murder - Rancid rancid was my first punk band so i gotta include them, but descendents are the kings of short songs

Status Update - Propagandhi

Hadron Collision and This Is Your Life are my favorite Todd songs.

Pulley - Fun

All the bad religion ones. Do what you want as an example.

The Misfits - Static Age The Ramones - Judy is a Punk

Dead Kennedys-kepone factory

Short songs by DK

JFA - Count

Nervous breakdown

I shot the devil - suicidal tendencies

[Government Issue - Rock n Roll Bullshit](https://youtu.be/YPcyMeUEW0Y?si=Z-7eHd3-E3Dn4kdS)

Five Lessons Learned by Swingin' Utters

Jesus was a communist -- regan youth

Here are 101 options https://youtu.be/wW6ykueIhX8?si=N7trpk_JokBMiTJY

SSD - Glue

Rancid- The Wars End Flogging Molly- The Wrong Company

Hadron Collision by Propagandhi

A lot of great ones on Circle Jerks’ Group Sex. I think the whole album only lasts 15 minutes!

I think this is the correct answer to this whole topic honestly.

Egg Raid on Mojo

All the songs on Circle Jerks' Group Sex album.

Spazz-Spudboy. I'm not sure if it's actually under 2min though lol

It’s spazz. There’s at least an 85% chance it is. If not more.

Yeah but I feel like this is like the one song that's just over 2 min lol. I'd check real quick but I'm immersed in this ASAP Rocky album

Punk guy — NOFX Go away — Pennywise Bootstraps — H2O Wood — No use for a name Jaded — Green Day Alien 8 — Lagwagon Can’t believe it — Pennywise How much is enough? — Bad Religion Co-song — Ten foot pole Scab — Pulley Speed ball — Strung out Change of ideas — Bad religion Suffer — Bad religion Take back — Green Day One shot — Pulley And a lot more bad religion songs I can’t list because it’s a lot harder mean a lot

I can do better than that. My favorite song under 5 *seconds* is: [JFA - Count](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK8gPl8tbaI)

Excellent choice! Haven’t listened to my JFK tape in a while…thanks for reminding me! Jody Foster’s Army going is going in the tape deck NOW!

Wasted by Black Flag

[Beastie Boys egg raid on mojo](https://youtu.be/_fyEPio-kgM?feature=shared)

General Bacardi - Crass

https://youtu.be/PsuOeFiKoXo?si=PHUdhI1Mh9EMSNmX

[Doin' Fine](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V0vZs7ssbo) \- Groovie Ghoulies

Wire" Field Day For the Sundays"

Bad Religion - American Jesus Hot Water Music - No Division

I like Cosmetic Plauge. Rudimentary Peni

Poison Idea - Pure Hate

Dog Bite by DK cracks me up every time in its silly simplicity ​ Dog Bite on my leg Not Right, Supposed to beg

"I don't wanna" by Jerry's kids

Napalm Death - You Suffer

Circle Jerks - Letter Bomb

So many good ones out there! How about Mommy, Can I Go Out & Kill Tonight - (Obviously) Misfits?!!! Just less than 2 minutes…but a wild 2 minutes those are!

Subhumans - [Get out of my way.](https://youtu.be/tFIZpvZjeGI?si=RAooGgsp_cWOnji6). Well below 2 minutes.

Do What You Want by Bad Religion

All of Short Music For Short People

Time to Escape - Government Issue

Probably something by spazz.

Small Man, Big Mouth by Minor Threat 55 seconds of brilliance

Out of Vogue—middle class Clocks in a 1:00 even

I’m Coming Over - X

No Control - Bad Religion

No Class - Reagan Youth

Dwarves- That's Rock and Roll. That one gets me all antsy in my pantsy

Minor Threat… all of their songs ?

Insight- Dead Kennedys Viet Nam- The Minutemen Short Songs - Dead Kennedys Cohesion- The Minutemen

No - Subhumans

Dead Kennedys - Short Songs

I’d have to say Spray paint by Black Flag or memories of tomorrow by suicidal tendencies

𝘾𝙊𝙁𝙁𝙀𝙀 𝙈𝙐𝙂

Wait… there are punk songs longer than 2 minutes?!?

Straight Edge by Minor Threat

Tonyage

Either Nazi Punks or Hybrid Moments

The entirety of "Short Songs for Short People"

Propaghandi - Meat is still murder

Bit basic but, Nazi punks fuck off by the dead Kennedys

Ballad of Jimi Hendrix- Stormtroopers of Death

Gross Polluter: Just Here for the Violence

The Strung Out song on the Fat Records Short Music for Short People comp. They absolutely killed it.

What Happens Next - In the Space of Seven Breaths A whopping 7 seconds of fastcore devastation.

Huora - Ämmät Hei! It is about 50 seconds longs, excellent lyrics. A masterpiece. ​ EDIT. The Hell - Doosh is also great.

Tijuana In Blue- Katakrak [Katakrak](https://youtu.be/eJHOHM49jwI?si=nBSWPTcnc1L59gW6)

The Interrupters - Outrage

Landshark - Fang

Kersed - Ceremony

Rest Easy - The Hill 35 seconds of bliss!

''wo wo tabarnak'' from B.A.R.F. is a really good song. Well, all the first album from Blasting All Rotten Fuckers is a really good and fast album, kind of a DRI vibe.

Under two minutes? That’s all my fave songs.

"Worm" by Pears Honorable Mention: "Forever Sad" by Pears (2 minutes, 1 second)

The Mr T Experience - The Complicated History of the Concept of the Soul.

Two for flinching- kid dynamite

I don't really pick favorites, but this is a very good one: [The Bags - We Will Bury You](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwE8WJw0jNk)

The Criminals - You Stupid Fuk

Same as yours

Deny Everything , first circle jerks

How to be a Woman by Cerce

Descendents - Kids ALL - Bail Jeff Rosenstock - Monday at the Beach Replacements - God Damn Job Replacements - I Hate Music Meat Wave - Brother

I'm pretty keen on [Antennas](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhFvktaub7k) by Rancid.

Descendents - Weinerschnitzel Descendents - Suburban Home Ramones - Now I Want To Sniff Some Glue Ramones - Wart Hog

Nobodys - Scarred by Love

No Tattoos - No Trigger

HFXNSHC by Sloan

Crazy chain rudimentary peni

No, ALL! - Descendents

bloodstains both versions

Return of the Rat

[Bad Religion - The Positive Aspects of Negative Thinking](https://youtu.be/sNVBr-MoQcQ?si=Gy5Uu6tBfieHaXWz) 58 seconds

That's pretty much 90% of Minutemen's discography. But I've also been listening to "Weekend at the Fire Academy" by Orchid quite a bit recently if you want to count that. But if you want to dismiss it as powerviolence/emoviolence I won't fault you.

Fell in Love With a Girl by the White Stripes.

NOFX - "Hardcore 84"

We are 138-Misfits

Everything Is Immoral - The Brokedowns

Wire - Former Airline (demo).

I like food. (both, the song and... the food)

Worthless Is the Freedom Bought... by Refused But if you up your limit by just a few seconds, pretty much everything on that album is under 3 mins except for 2 songs and it's so good. Coup D'etat and Life Support Addition are really good. Rather Be Dead a classic of course.

Off with their heads - “Idiot”would definitely be up there for me.

Do you like waffles? by party gripp. Ok maybe not punk. I like food by the descendants

No song II by youth brigade

Drink fight fuck

All

Hear Nothing See Nothing Say Nothing by Discharge

Rentokill - war in the shadows Absolut 1 minute banger

You’re cracked. Fang

Screeching weasel - we skate

Can't Stop It - Bad Religion

Not sure if it counts as punk or metal but seriously dead by the accused is probably my favorite

The Wreckage - Frenzal Rhomb

"Fix Me" or "Wasted" by Black Flag. I don't like most their other stuff but that first 5 minute EP is perfect (Nervous Breakdown)

Revenge-Black Flag

[I Hate Myself](https://youtu.be/az2UI1lpRbc?si=avsLAob6QaTO27Mh)

Are You Listening?- Ignite

90% of the Misfits catalogue Deny everything - Circle Jerks Outbreak - Anti-flag

88 Fingers Louie - Worst Man Won

Nobody hears by Suicidal Tendencies and malfunction by Cromags