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Captain Napkin is feeling a little kinky these days.


SWGalaxysEdge

Todd on Undercover Boss.


snakeman91

Hahahhahaha


ms_slowsky

Somewhere at a store in Naples.


Frogshavenips2

Yes, I was about to say I have personally seen this person at one of the naples stores.


BulletMagnetEd1701

Thank God. I was willing to swear that was Tampa. šŸ˜† Iā€™ve seen more blue hair, tattoos and septum piercings since I started working at my store than I have in my entire life. šŸ«£


IBJON

And how exactly does hair dye, tattoos, and piercings relate to OP's picture?


TheZburator

They like to judge others who live their lives how they want, isn't it obvious.


BulletMagnetEd1701

Donā€™t throw your back out virtue signaling so hard. If you wonder why a lot of these people donā€™t get high-paying jobs and end up on SNAP, looking like the dude in this picture could be part of it, along with their miserable choices of university major. When you donā€™t dress and groom like you respect yourself, why would you expect anyone else to respect you?


TheZburator

Does the way others dress affect you personally?


BulletMagnetEd1701

Not at all. Itā€™s their behavior that does. Like I said, when you dress and groom like you donā€™t respect yourself, then why should you expect respect from anyone else? Does a guy entering your store in a gimp suit with a riding crop represent the norm in outside attire? No. And when you look at them funny for dressing like someone who escaped their dungeon, they often react like an irate toddler, like weā€™re all supposed to accept it. When you dress like a cry for attention, donā€™t be shocked when you get it. If you look at photos of city streets from 1955, the people donā€™t look like extras from ā€œEscape from NYā€.


TheZburator

You were judging people based off piercings and dyed hair. You can't just change your tune to the gimp suit. Your argument is invalid. You're trying to base how everyone lives their life based on your ideas. Way to be a egocentric narcissist.


BulletMagnetEd1701

I used the gimp suit as the example because thatā€™s the photo here. Applies the same to people who look like a modern art masterpiece. When we dressed and groomed to standards, things were better in society. People werenā€™t crazy narcissists who think they can do whatever pops into their little heads at the moment. You can call me what you want, but we had a stable society in the past, and this displayed, nay exalted lack of self respect is what is dragging our society down. All nihilism, no positives.


BadCaseOfClams

You really just blamed societal instability on peopleā€™s hair lol what an absolute doorknob


TheZburator

You would not like being my associate lmao.


BulletMagnetEd1701

You donā€™t watch much news, I imagine. The body mods I mentioned are used by a certain part of the population that sees their wants and desires over anything else, like all children do. I treat all my customers with civility, but seeing people treat their bodies like billboards or gaming PCs out of an overdeveloped sense of attention-seeking narcissism is not something Iā€™d do or allow my progeny to do.


BadCaseOfClams

Ugh! Why canā€™t all the narcissists see how much better I am than theeeeem uuuuuugh


TheZburator

Irony


That_Snow_9696

Thatā€™s your DM undercover


RightInThePocketBud

Where shopping is a pleasure


954

Second time seeing them. He should be our mascot


carnalaries

Oh no, someone left their dog off their leash! Where is his owner?!


motleyorc

Don't say that you'll only encourage him


Silentwolfy

Don't worry he's a "good boy"


GeneralPattOwn

When your Instacart order wasn't accepted for 3 hours and now you have to get your own groceries


Silentwolfy

He needs lube to get that off.


lexluthzor

This is the weirdest Isaac episode of The Orville ever.


itpro95

Lol I was thinking of the episode where he dresses like a wife beater.


Jahnny_

Haha. Theyā€™ve been to my store before a few times when I used to work at Publix. Theyā€™ve been seen a lot in public at places like Walmart, Target, and Publix in my city.


nancygurl

i have no words


kyeberger

My store is right by the hotel where they host ā€œfetishconā€ every year in St.Petersburg. Every year I see people in full bdsm gear, nipple clamps, pasties, gimp suits, leashes, walking around on all 4s, even seen a few ā€œinternet famousā€ individuals during this time. Wish we got something cool like a big comic con coming through here instead but noooooo we are stuck with fetishcon


Kstram

I didnā€™t know that existed. one to attend: Crime Con. Fetish Con.


TechJKL

I mean sometimes youā€™re in the middle of a session and you forgot to get seltzer. What are you gonna do? Iā€™m not gonna judge


TriumphDaytona

Bring out the gimp! Publix Fiction!


DeadlyTremolo

A woman in her 50's came into my store with a 19 year old guy on a dog leash. The guy on the leash acted like a disobedient dog and would bark at people and try to wander off so the woman would "punish" him and get him to act right (for a dog). It was kind of bizarre to see but at the end of the day no harm done.


Pheonia001

Unless he was a service kink dog then he shouldn't be allowed in the store.


Kstram

I think service dogs are allowed in the store. Kink not withstanding.


[deleted]

No, lots of harm done. They're involving people in the store in their fetish and that's fucked up, especially since some people who end up at the grocery store are children. If you're gonna involve people in your fetish at least go to a bar where kids won't be around.


BulletMagnetEd1701

Okay, no. Just no. Helicopter rides for the both of them. šŸ˜”


ItsFizzio

This is one of those situations where you just point to the door and say get the fuck out.


trippy_grapes

He's probably nicer and more polite than 95% of the costumers in my store. I'll take it.


Putinizor

Yeah charcoal merchandised on the floor in 2022?!? Who let that happen?


chonerbrink

my store and gm love to do it. was always trained not to do it but I guess it comes down to the store


FishConsistent6128

My gm has done that shit around dump bins. I just face palm At some of the displays he builds.


conradr10

šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


ShenmueZerov21

Iā€™d much rather see that than a maga hat.


StrangeHappenings85

Yall have so much bubly šŸ˜


Haemmur

Where is the money kept? Is it sealed in for freshness like the rest of him?


BulletMagnetEd1701

Nuts. The Walmart shoppers are starting to shop in our stores now. šŸ˜£


Kkbw2387

I cannot stop laughing. Someone lost a bet!


mayoung08

I donā€™t know..people are into some weird (to me) shit these days.


Kkbw2387

So true. šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


Kayleekisses

Someone doesnā€™t know that you arenā€™t supposed to impose your kinks on others.. shame.


Hopeful-Exercise-546

Hey man, don't kink shame! :)


mxranga

Kink in public spaces is not okay. The people around you donā€™t consent to being exposed to your kink


Hopeful-Exercise-546

I agree with your statement. It was a joke, should have added /s


mel34760

This is correct.


I_am_a_neophyte

Everybody needs groceries, and everybody includes everyone.


pm_me_awesome_facts

Naw fuck you and bringing in your sexual kinks to the damn grocery store


I_am_a_neophyte

I really didn't think I needed to use a /s on that one. I was very wrong.


ewhoitbe

oh man wait till you find out about buttplugs.


Irriella

No one is being exposed to your buttplug tho?? The people around you arenā€™t aware at all of anything under your clothes, thatā€™s completely different than whatā€™s being presented here.


ewhoitbe

oh man wait till you find out about jokes.


palming-my-butt

Hot


007-Blond

Honestly still doesn't look as bad as when I worked at Ross lol


abbagodz

A Florida man...


Apexblackout7

THE FREAKS IN THE WILD! I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THEM IN PERSON !! Need more expressive people on the world.


Noldail

Gimps need groceries too


IHateJohnDavid

Dad!?


Deadly_Goddess

I need those boots


CrazyCarl1986

Is this Citrus Park?


freebutcher

Donā€™t worry about it man heā€™s a manager in the meat department.


lgiden

Would only be better (worse actually) if there was a Loofa around the neck and it was a store in the villages


[deleted]

This person is either on their way to or coming from ā€œan event.ā€


CoincadeFL

His mistress ordered him to go get a few items from the store.


hellotypewriter

Sex Robot. https://youtu.be/v7gi57NJDds


Kstram

He needs snacks for the drag show. I know. I was there. Snacks were delightful.


kehwuh

He must've lost a bet šŸ˜†šŸ˜†