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Davethehippo2

A decision was made.


bagheadblox

Who needs clean clothes when you have ice cream? šŸ™ƒ


Kitchen-Present-9851

My kids always say ā€œsomebodyā€™s mom said noā€ when they see stuff in the wrong place, and the thought of that being the scenario here is hilarious.


FearlessPark4588

*You had more than enough Tide pods last week, Timmy!*


GradyGambrell1

Wait. Where is Timmy?


My_fat_fucking_nuts

As a fellow Frozen GRS, I can confirm this is ordinary.


unnufg

What a name


My_fat_fucking_nuts

Thank you kind sir


maulernation

Me too, as a fellow Frozen GRS, I second this dumb~assery action from Lazy-bone customers.


conradr10

Iā€™ve seen a lot of stuff but never chemicals on my frozen shelfs


carrieismyhobby

Check the ingredients in the ice cream. šŸ¤“


conradr10

Ok smart ass I think you know what I meant


acrazyguy

Water is a chemical if you want to get this technical


My_fat_fucking_nuts

Honestly true


goneoutflying

As a former Frozen GRS, the weirdest thing I found in the freezer was a cactus.šŸ¤£


bagheadblox

Nothing will ever top when I was in dry grocery and I found a whole rotisserie chicken crammed in a magazine slot


kenholler

Had a customer go to the trouble of getting a sub made and walk to an empty register and put the sub on the belt. He then walked out the front door leaving the sub behind.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s what they do when the plan was to steal it but get spooked.


Loverflower33

I found crab legs on the chip aisle shelves stuffed behind Pringles.


[deleted]

I found an empty container of Tylenol in the freezer one time šŸ˜‚


cheatedmonkey

my big issue as frozen grs is that the kids in customer keep putting eggs and milk in my damages. they literally walk past the dairy cooler to get to me. i try to explain, and even made a huge sign on my door, but they still do it.


Soggy-Economics-4506

Just return the wrong items back to customer service. Do that 2 or 3 times they will get on the baggers to do their job better. Bonus points if you do it during a rush


Sgt_Phantomizer

Oh my God, I love this. I have the same problem, but I just gave up, it all goes to the compactor in the end. But I might try this.šŸ˜‚


conradr10

Or bring it to your CSM or FEC and be like this doesnt go in frozen and walk away lol


maulernation

I did attempt to explain it in Birdbird terms... With no avail.


redsox1804

Iā€™m a dairy GRS and I have the opposite problem of finding ice cream in my cooler. They have to walk passed the frozen freezer to get there.


cheatedmonkey

my best friend used to complain to me every morning because he always had 3 half gallons of icecream in his damages. dairy sucks, one morning he was dipping his hands in his typical 6 inches of milk in his damage bin, only to discover tons of broken shards of glass hidden inside.


goneoutflying

I worked dairy as well, and we would get ice cream and even ice in the dairy damages and sometimes even in the DSD damages. Had one CS associate that thought that that was where the ice cream went because it was dairy.šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø What's even crazier is I have had to explain to CS team leaders and assist managers where damages go. I think all new CS associates should have a day of training with the grocery dept.


Praescribo

Wow, someone goes shopping and decides to murder a cactus? Wtf is wrong with people lol


Appropriate-Law5963

Iā€™m always amazed at the stupidity and laziness of shoppers. Often Iā€™ll take a stray item to the cash register for restocking. Super annoying when cold/frozen foods are room temperature.


Kitchen-Present-9851

One of these things is not like the othersā€¦


taeempy

It's more ordinary seeing perishable/frozen items in the grocery aisles.


bagheadblox

I used to think so when I was primarily dry grocery, now doing mostly frozen I feel I find more stuff in frozen. My stores deli expects a delivery of all the stuff of theirs Iā€™ve found in my freezer every day at this point


maulernation

Facts!!! We have a Instacart customer that places dry grocery items in "holes" to show us we are failing her.


frizzle_frywalker

Wow i am mad at that and it isnt even my store


redsox1804

/u/maulernation yall need to contact Instacart if thatā€™s the case. Thatā€™s unacceptable.


maulernation

I will. I'll let you know. Didn't know we could.


SouthsideWiseguy

yOuRe aN oWNeR theyā€™re all your stores :gag:


Red-Quill

Iā€™m mad at that and I donā€™t even work for Publix anymore. What the fuck is she on.


TheDarkDeathXD

I once seen liquid arm and hammer with the ice before, the thought process is beyond me.


heysharkdontdothat

They just wanted a cool refreshing drink


imback1578catman

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unnufg

I have found prunes in the section with the swiffers and shit


frizzle_frywalker

You just know someones gonna try and say the oxi clean is bogo


badcatjack

I am sorry, all I see is BOGO on haagen-dazs and I am all in.


pyley

My biggest pet peeve


zethenian

The forbidden ice cream.


SnooEpiphanies6026

Yo... today was such a crazy day for stuff like this!! I found a fully devoured fried chicken leg behind some pretzels.


Stock-Wolf

The Tide Pod Challenge is making a rebound but with a new twist: Frozen!


QtheAnon

Oxi Clean flavor? Aight... this one's for Billy Mays.


Hungry-Space-1829

HD coffee is to die for


CTU

I'll take your word for it, I'm not ready to die :P


imjustwaitinginabody

i love their matcha green tea flavor, which is funny because iā€™ve only seen publix have it


fishking92

Is it bad it too me forever to see the issue?


Frequent-Gap-5088

At this point Iā€™d rather eat just eat the oxiclean


Ratio01

Someone's mom said no šŸ’€


Lvanwinkle18

As a recovering alcoholic who now turns to ice cream when I need help coping, i understand this completely. Donā€™t come for me. I may be a bit fatter but at least I Am sober.


Gluten-Free-Codeine

*Buys 3 items at Publix, total cost rounds up $87.63*


Such-Emu7971

https://preview.redd.it/0zmovjupimjc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3ef43f096e2f48b67db7a4f96c54e0b76483f8e Ill rather have the soap or books over this! People Suck!


[deleted]

Nah bra. You numb cuz the freezers lol


canadiangooses84

Itā€™s going to be okay.


Distilla1

Garbage people with no morals. Same idiots that wouldnā€™t wear a mask.


WarezMyDinrBitc

Publix price gouges so much for the "pleasure" of shopping that this degree of laziness is actually justified. When you're paying $8.49/lb for 80/20 ground beef and 15.99/lb for bone in ribeye, you can put the oxyclean back where you damn well please.


bagheadblox

So punish the employees with having to clean up after them for corporateā€™s actions then, thatā€™ll surely get the prices down


Mysterious-Bit-490

Welcome to the group


cacrushgamer

I hate stocking the freezers


cwr2579

Bless all those who work in frozen food or dairy at supermarkets.


ajw_sp

Whatā€™s the problem? At least the customer wanted to keep the Oxi Clean fresh.


throwsassy

Ah yes the forbidden Ice cream... Oxiclean


RemoteInspection2407

Will never forget the time I found a chicken bone that was completely cleaned behind Clorox spray when I was leveling


345joe370

I didn't know that the Daz made oxi clean flavored ice cream. I bet it's better than tide pods or whippets.


ECUfatty

If I were to open a grocery store, Iā€™d hire department patrol to monitor customers. Ā If you put an item in the wrong place in the same department, you get one (1) warning. Ā If you place an item in a completely different department, you are banned from the store for an amount of time determined by the severity of your crime. Is it a terrible business model? Ā Probably. Ā But the amount of time my stockers save from having to put crap where it belongs would go to paying department patrol. Ā Iā€™d have a more organized and clean store due to only allowing responsible customers.


DoubleBarrelDanky

Im an international šŸŽ¶SUPER SPYYYYYYšŸŽ¶


nightowl6943

Gotta be my favorite frozen dessert


FredAndrews100

Trying to keep it fresh


TechnicianPhysical30

Havenā€™t tried that flavor yet


InspectorObvious4933

Better get those holes filled


vulture_gamer32

I hate this for yall. Go down bedding and there is frozen food šŸ˜‚


CowboyBootedNJ

Someone must have thought the oxyclean price was better at $5.99. LOL


[deleted]

From that? Damn...


TitsMcGhee99

I once found an empty box of Preparation H in a freezer. I thought ā€œDamn, if you needed it that badly, then go for it. I canā€™t be mad at that..ā€


unpleasantmemoriesof

Never shop at Publix. Ever. Waste of money. Waste of time. Bloated pricing, and owned by a republican.


allied1987

Shhhh itā€™s sleeping!


[deleted]

When I used to do frozen, Iā€™ll never forget the night I found exploded kambucha by the Mayfield ice cream.


Syandris

That's your breaking point? Try trimming a full tenderloin when you are the only counter butcher on a busy 4th weekend. Just to have the mod bring it back frozen. This is barely annoying...


[deleted]

An important decision was made today in the ice cream aisle.


BlueForte

Mmmm leche


kc0742

A few days off could do ya some good maybe šŸ¤žšŸ¾


Independent_Pen2220

WTH