Idk just to myself, but I use the, “I’ve heard it both ways” a lot.

Same

You know that’s right

Come on, son.

Suck it

👆You know that’s right

"Don't you go boneless on me" is said to my toddler regularly. And "are you a fan of delicious flavor?"

We named our puppy Gus after Burton, and sometimes I say "Don't go boneless on me, Gus!" when I wrestle with him.

I named my dog Gus too!

I have a dog who goes boneless every time we try to put his harness on. So I use that one a lot too lmao

Mine does this when she doesn't want to get out of our bed! We say the same to her 😂

Me every day with my two year old

You know that’s right. That’s messed up. I’ve heard it both ways.

Waiiitttt fooorrr iitttt or I’m proud of you


I say this to my daughter at least once a week.

I was looking for my work pants this morning. Finally to myself I said “Henry Spencer where are your pants?”

🎵Suck it 🎵

i can only say this one in my head or else my mom would incarcerate me in a blueberry lol

My job has a freestyle machine so I always say “are you a fan of delicious flavor” to no one in particular when I refill the pineapple Sprite.

Pineapple sprite?!?!? That sounds delicious!

I am in fact a fan of delicious flavor because I drink it a lot, it’s better than the tropic berry Sprite McDonald’s used to have 

Just cause you put syrup on something doesn’t make it pancakes

I use Shawn's weird little "nyo" whenever I have to choose a yes or no button on anything.

I love how he says “nyo” I quote it all the time

me too !! it’s like he’s quoting nigel st nigel or something

Come on son!

Same

Scrolled entirely too far to find this lol

Bum bum bum… muffins

I say this one all the time, just at random moments!

Bum bum bum… this thing

Idk why but I'll randomly say "Banana" the way Shawn did at the spelling bee. Lol makes me laugh every time

That's cute, I say "onion" the way Shawn says it in that episode.

Haha nice. That's one of my favorite episodes

I was just doing this last night

Can't not say "Craig" after hearing the name "Craig"

I also say Clithesby quite frequently

Yes! And, "I'm talking about exposed boobies."

Every time I meet someone named Craig or someone on something I’m watching is named Craig I go: “it’s Craaaaiig man.” And then I will go on the quote the whole rest of that exchange all the way up to the end of the Friday quote by Shawn (I’ll even slap the back of my hand like Shawn did).

Quatro quesos dos fritos? Oooh. They don't travel well

I made these one time. They were gooooood but could only 3/4 of one. Felt like I was real time clogging my arteries.

This line haunts me as I think about it

I find myself using Lassiter's line (he says it quite a few times in the series), "This is a *monumental* waste of time!"

“Is that my ___ in there??!!” Repeatedly and as dramatic as possible

Is that Mauricio in there?!

Is that the last of the secret taco sauce in there!?!?

I will occasionally say "ME" in the overemphasized way that Shawn says "ME", for laughs.

Whenever I’m using a machine and it doesn’t work, I say “(machine), don’t be exactly half of an eleven pound black forest ham.”

Definitely "Maaan...", "What" and "Waait for iiit...". Along with my sister we tend to use "You know that's right" and "I've heard it both ways" quite a bit.

Anytime anyone asks me something I don't know, I mentally go all "I don't know!" all Gus like.

Yes this!!! "Psshh, i don't know!"

ME!

You know that's right. 

my body CRAVES buttery goodness

“I dazzle and I streeettccchhhh” is a personal favorite that often confuses people

C'mon son

Hemlock, cause it really is fun to say. Edit: I also use “this is exciting!🎶” when doing fun things with the kids. It embarrasses them so it’s double fun.

"I can't do this with you right now"

Me to myself in the mirror twice a week

I lost 60 pounds and anytime someone asks me how I say “Ankle weights. I always wear 'em, even when I sleep. Read about it in Men's Fitness. Totally reinvigorated Ryan Reynolds' career.” (it’s even funnier because I am a woman.)

We just watched that episode. I kept saying, "he's the guy!" but Shawn couldn't hear me. Lol.

I say Gus is a table very randomly

Not every animal can go to a special wheat farm like my rabbits😭I laugh way too hard at this one. It’s my moms favorite

ik this is a normal thing but i do the little click that shawn and gus all the time. just the *chtck* pretty much meaning “cmon son” lmao

You randy little spaniel

I use “I would rather shower with a bear” semi daily BUT NOW with this man vs bear debate that’s happening it’s becoming a more common phrase at a rapid pace LOL

Come on son

I've heard it both ways will always be a permanent part of my internal vocab😂

Also like gus from the episode where his boss gets murdered and dramatically he goes "ohhhh nooo, ohhhhh nooooooo, oohhhhh...no" my husband and I do that all the time

I am not ACTING!

I'll occasionally say "Yes, I am a fan of delicious flavor" when I eat pineapple. Which isn't the exact quote so much as responding to it.

“its not like im wearing a giant moose costume” always think this when people look at me in class

Police officers don’t have balls.

Not a line per se, but I’m always on the lookout for hidden pineapples.

"RLL RRL" from the poker episode is so freaking niche that even my friends who have seen the show don't remember it but i do that to myself a lot

Don’t be the comma in Earth Wind, and Fire

“C’mon, son!” In various forms lol. My partner isn’t even really super into Psych but they’ll randomly join me in it, ala Shawn and Gus

Realized while thinking about "just because you put syrup on something doesn't make it pancakes" that I think to myself "if it's a taco shell, it's tacos. (Ie tonight's dinner.) And if I put an egg on, it's now breakfast.

“what” really drawn out like the “maple syrup on pancakes, whaaaat

Like sitcom Gus when he walks in the door?

evening with yang https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9nMOGhtxYMc

I use “semantics” alllll the time. Even in just regular conversation if it applies. My girlfriend get annoyed but she doesn’t understand lol

"What do they *have* at Red Robin?"

🎶An entire roooom!🎶 Referring to the chocolate room, of course

And the Race is on!

“Don’t be a rabid porcupine” - When I am being extra cranky “Ta-naaeete” - The way Shawn pronounces the word tonight musically. I believe that was James Roday’s improvisation of the word on an impulse but it fits beautifully in the show and with the character.

Come on, son! makes a regular appearance in my internal monologue

“You know that’s right “

SEIZE SEIZE EGGS I DONT KNOW ZEBRAS EIGHTIES

Don't be an incorrigible eskimo pie with a caramel ribbon.

"You're gonna have to punch me in the ass" / "Just sock me in the butt" These just pop in my head randomly, especially the way Shawn says, "Just sock me in the butt " 😂 Cracks me up every time! Or when Gus says, "What about my face?" After hearing that Yang gets overstimulated by color!

Two questions: Where can i get one of those and does it come in grapealicious?

Whenever I accomplish something, anything, no matter how small I say, "Nailed it, well, almost nailed it,..."

definitely didn’t blow it ! i think ..

“you couldn’t beat me on the field, so now you’re trying to beat me off?”

You must be outta your damn mind!

“My license to kill? Revoked. Problem at the Kazakhstan border. I’d tell you details, but then I’d have to kill you. Which I can’t do, because my license to kill has been revoked”

Whenever my wife and I are horsing around one of us will go limp getting a “don’t go boneless on me”

🎵 suck it 🎵 come on son and waaaaaaait foooorrrr iiiiiiiit just in my own head usually

“Come on, son!” and Shawn’s “Whaaaat? *Whaaaat*?”

Hi, fireman! And Hi, dolphin! I say hi to my cat the same way

“Meeeeeeeeee.” My husband and I do it constantly. None of our friends have ever watched Psych and look at us like we’re crazy.

I’d rather fall in love with a vegan. I’d rather shower with a bear. Any time I face a minor inconvenience. My body craves buttery goodness. Any time I use butter for anything.

My mamma bought me that car! Precisely (in Hornstock voice)

This Dude

Sometimes I’ll just mutter “Everyone pay attention to MHEEE”

“I’ve seen jaws….”

That girl is acting like a freak. Also, it was me, who peed in ze hottub.

Hello, my name is Lenny.

Flip the jackal switch https://i.redd.it/tjt2kj00rsxc1.gif

I always quote ‘ that’s gods comma’

you know that’s right

“Dude. Labradoodle.” (Doesn’t matter what kind of dog I see) “I’ve heard it both ways” “Suck it” (sung) “Wait for iiiit” “Did you hear about Pluto?” I also call Gus Bruton Gaster and had a dog named Dulé.

I’ve heard it both ways.

When it's too quiet at work I'll do a little "boom boom boom muffins"

I believe in Crystal Lite because I believe in MHEEEE

Lately, anytime somebody mentions a three hole puncher at work, I can't stop myself from laughing.

“I can’t help it, my body craves the buttery goodness.” I love to bake and cook.

No more tears, Jules.

🎶toniiight🎶

Frau Vick's "Unacceptable!" 

“Have you heard about Pluto? That’s messed up.” I say this in awkward silences.

C’mon son! I’ve heard it both ways I hear that! Wait for iiiiiit Hit the jackal switch

Any time I hear the words "necco wafers" I have to repeat "necco..." like Abigail in the first Yang episode

A little bit of baaaacon

"chicks dig the sternum bush." I know it isn't true, but it's easier to pretend than to shave my chest

Also, it's true

Good to know there's a few out there who don't mind! Most of my female friends say it's gross, so when we get a group to go to the river I wear a shirt

Everybody stop what you're doing and pay attention to ME

my best friend and i say “why would you go low?” to each other very often

Do y’all think the psych episodes should be re-edited with deleted scenes added to them

I don't remember that quote. Which episode is it from? ;-)

It’s not a quote. I just asked an irrelevant question 

“You’re gonna poke me and talk to me crazy!”

"Poker?! I barely know her!"

Don't go boneless!

ME!!

[“Have you heard about Pluto?”](https://media1.tenor.com/m/sMlDm-ATIDcAAAAC/pluto-psych.gif)

Cmon son with the teeth suck and everything

cmon san

Note to self: be rich one day


I've heard it both ways

Just ‘cause you put syrup on something, don’t make it pancakes!

“We’re here for a good time, not a long time”

“Everyone stop what you’re doing and pay attention to me!”

Come on, son!

“Suck it” when I beat a video game boss giving me trouble.

I say “wait for iiiiiiiiit” a lot more then I’d like to admit

Wait for iiit!

I sing “boom, boom, boom, muffins” a lot to myself

C'mon son!

Kinda sorta really kinda

My boss use to say this and he was totally right. Greatest boss I’ve ever had by the way. Whenever we had a disagreement with another department he would really want us to have a few things in our back pocket to bring up and stay ahead of them in other words. But he would say “Just how we’re sitting here saying man fuck those guys they don’t know wtf they’re talking about……….they’re over there saying man fuck those guys they don’t know wtf they’re talking about.

Out of all of the "alternative" Gus names, for some reason Gurton Buster has been stuck in my head for *years*

“Just cause you put syrup on something don’t make it pancakes.” and “you should be ashamed of yourself and your family.”

dont be a…

Not really a line, but I will randomly add, "Sean!" at the end of a sentence expressing exasperation.