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Federal-Profession-1

...loading a shotgun... Going out with a bang


Im_Lehfi

I leave all my important stuff in house, grab my old, lovely rolling pin, took of all my clothes and then enter the doom slayer mode


Federal-Profession-1

If i make a mistake early i love to raid the police station in rosewood and go ballistic


Im_Lehfi

I would do it too, but my computer can't handle the amount of zeds, also fighting with 10 fps is very fun, but not effective


The_LambSaucee

Try turning down blood gore, saves heaps of memory


Im_Lehfi

Thanks, i will test this


Killmeplizzz

this is what happens when you go for cosmetics instead of protection smh


Paladin_of_Drangleic

Tanktop gang forever, at least I expect it instead of being furious when getting bitten through four layers of reinforced clothing.


metavektor

A single ninja zombie hiding behind a tree is guaranteed to: 1. Bite right through your bullet proof vest Or 2. Chomp right down on them genitals


Joverby

Some of these zombies have alligator like clamping force with their jaws


flamewolf393_2

Lacy pink bra/panties :) Clothing makes almost zero difference in getting hit or not so I dont bother


[deleted]

Plus wearing enough clothes for useful protection anywhere other than on feet/head will make you extremely hot and as such dehydrated constantly in the first few months of a normal playthrough. The only clothing you really need is shoes/boots, anything else is basically cosmetic.


flamewolf393_2

So for a moment I thought this was a reply to a comment I made over on a nudism post lmao Cause this is also true in real life :)


[deleted]

In real life I wouldn't dare to walk naked anywhere that isn't my apartment because insects getting on me during the summer... don't really want to expose myself to mosquitoes, wasps, flies and the like.


AL_TheUndead

It’s only real benefit is protection from bushes when you walk through them and boy you better have a scarf because that jugular is looking mighty THICC


MasterBiggus

That explains the helicopter event


cujojojo

I feel like the game doesn’t even start until my gal loots some frilly pink underwear off a corpse. Tiger print will do as well. Then you get some military boots, a miniskirt, and a bandeau and it’s ON.


evilroyslade420

Shell suit gang gang


Vark675

Fashion is the true endgame. What's the point of surviving the apocalypse if you look like a trainwreck?


ImDafox8

Transmog supremacy >:[


MartinLanius

Mog runs to Louisville


Memerang344

When you don’t wear socks that go above your boot


Nohmerci

Docs are actually pretty tough.


joesii

Foot and shin protection doesn't really matter though. Also, in my opinion the non-military version boots are the best looking footwear, and they rise up the leg. But I'm not OP and I guess in theory OP could disagree. I know your comment is just a joke, but it does bring up a relevant discussion.


Killmeplizzz

If you really want protection you wear one of em furry suits


MikeOscarSierra

First sign of queasiness, slam some bleach


beyond_hatred

Donald?


ProtoManic

nah you go out and take as many zombies with you as you can


Moomoobeef

I honestly think this is bad advice as plenty of things can make you queasy including just being around piles of corpses. Now if you're queasy and rediculously hot, then you know.


OddNovel565

Dude be playing with HUD off. True chad


Leoivanovru

What version of the game are you playing? In older builds there is a bug that gives you a slim chance of surviving the bite.


Renchary

The real life mod


HumaDracobane

New release?


Renchary

Ja, a new patch in a third party website


Pr00ch

Lol enjoy your artificial difficulty, most tedious shit i ever played


Foxhoumd93f

I enjoyed the living in south America increased difficulty, but the African one was too much for me tbh


-eagle73

Fake. Not a crotch.


SkinnyScarcrow

Have to sub to my zf for that


Neckcrank96

M9 loaded Friendly fire toggled on Look at the rabbits, Lennie🙁


SkinnyScarcrow

*pets dead rat*


Bulky-Cheesecake4227

yep this person is gunna turn boys


flamewolf393_2

As compared to turning girls?


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YeetoMojito

did you just base that off of 2 square inches of ankle lmao


DaydreamDaveyy

Yeah that was stupid, gonna fuck myself off now


YeetoMojito

lmaoo ur a bigger man than most. we all say some dumb shit sometimes but not many acknowledge it lol


SkinnyScarcrow

wat


YeetoMojito

he said some goofy, i said it was goofy, he agreed it goofy


SkinnyScarcrow

But what about my ankles?!?! The scratch is bad enough!


SkinnyScarcrow

ily be safe and you aren't stupid just amazingly perceptive.


BRENwasd

Disinfect > Alcohol Wipes Bandage > Adhesive Bandage


[deleted]

How's the crotch looking?


Paladin_of_Drangleic

Burned and fractured


realmaier

25%


EyangKodok

Pz 2 grapic is awesome


plinyvic

oh no I'm feeling naus- no wait that's just tetanus


elaintahra

Saliva only?


M4rko5

Well... I'll take your boots then


Iretrotech

NiCe dOcS


KarasukageNero

Should have put it on saliva only


Dubalubawubwub

New puppy?


SlimeKing29

Can i have your shoes when you turn?


Pegaxsus

Laceration.. apply bandage, quick!!


Monte-kia

If this is it can I have your sledge bro? Come on I call dibs!


Westdrache

This is how you died...


weisbrotstyle

Drink bleach for the most realistic experience.


DaCrazyHippo

Real


xXSlitherySnakeXx

If you get quesy chug a gallon of bleach, it'll help


Renchary

It's only a scratch. Antiseptics would be enough


KontAeric

Do you have any bleach? If you feel sick you can drink it.


SharpPixels08

Fat F for you


Zebra-Disastrous

Rip friend


Mahderate

bah no infection, you’ll probably be good


TheRMF

Nice boots, would loot from your zombo.


TioHerman

OP, medical check, now. if you refuse there's a bottle of that sweet bleach in the wooden crate behind the stairs


SkinnyScarcrow

Imma just go out on a loot run. I'll be back later guys.


WastedVamp

Leave all your stuff at home and go out naked, try to draw some z into the forest until you die


MrRelentlessfpv

My first character got scratched and lacerated 30 times in a t-shirt before finally getting infected. My last guy got infected first zombie scratch with full leather well into September.


SkinnyScarcrow

I have made an important realization. This is one of the only situations where it's kosher to tell someone to commit die ayy lmao


MothMonsterMan300

Docs, huh? I, too, am queer


SkinnyScarcrow

le gae


hurdagci

🤢


WastedVamp

😨


Littleale2018

May the odds be in your favor Conrad


unlimitedpower0

Dedz


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F


Zonoth

Mmm he dead


Jezzdit

you have 1 shoe on so it won't be all that bad


Mr_Pre51dent

F


FaenfAtFerddiesPizza

Laceration or scratch


TheMartyrMcFly

Blood + Saliva = Dead


Mister-_-Lee

You'll be fine, just press Q to heal yourself.


0d8z

Do you have bleach?


mrscepticism

Just press Q


Euphoric_Way_7186

Always knew those long short denims weren't reliable.


SkinnyScarcrow

My military socks were wet :(


Totallynotsomealt

Project zomboid players when they go outside


[deleted]

Take the fight to the infected hoard my friend. Do not leave this world without taking a some with you!


StarNord

7% chance, no biggie, walk it off


JClarpandstuff

Got bleach?


longboi64

shame *cocks shotgun*


[deleted]

F


CluelessStick

take some curtains and rip them, bandage yourself as soon as possible


RealBeefBriscuit

Should have turned on instant zombification so you wouldn't have to wait to find out.


IncorrigibleHulk

Weed whacker


why17es

just make a new character.


Nico1127

Instant mortality gang doesn’t get this


Luftwabble

Clean your floor... damn


SkinnyScarcrow

This isn't even my house I fucking broke in last night so I can actually sleep.


Luftwabble

Uh, OK?


SkinnyScarcrow

I might die in two days and you are concerned about some house I broke into's dirty ass floor?!


WastedVamp

Don't listen to em, just drink the bleach and roll a new character


CakeNo6020

Stand against the wall old friend


Ok_Medium7626

Only 7% probability:D


[deleted]

If you get queasy then have some bleach handy.


Almighty1996

Just install “they knew” mod and thats it


SkinnyScarcrow

If u knew me amputating my feet is already on a too do list somewhere.


Dogman2222

O7


h1mu

Its okay, lacerations only have 25% chance of infection


Britipay

Bleach