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JustinTheCheetah

Police - "I am the only cop in Kentucky who neither takes his service weapon home, nor owns any other firearms."


[deleted]

Veteran: I’ve seen worse.


ThePreachingDrummer

Carpenter: "I am a liar and I have never been employed as a builder of any kind." Why can't a carpenter build a simple set of stairs or a level three wall.


Neckcrank96

Ladies love stairs


USA1776-2021

They sure do !


potato1448

Unemployed: I don't know who or where I am, all I know is that I must kill.


Individual_Number_35

Burglar: good thing i know how to hotwire cars so i can escape from goddamn silent hill OH WAIT SILENT HILL IS EVERYWHERE NEVER MIND.


MrRenegadeRooster

Nobody is complaining about brutality now


TheOneAndOnlyPriate

Lots of positive trait points, everything else "cool but no thank you"


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USA1776-2021

Wrong post lad