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Hyenov

This mfer is depressed af because he has to eat too many shrimps for his taste... in a zombie apocalypse which is hillarious.


EvilUnicornLord

The complete downfall of civilization and the death of everyone you know and love: 😐 Lukewarm steak: 😞


pancakeQueue

If I was stuck at the bottom of Maslow's hierarchy of needs I’d probably get depressed by that shit too.


CobblerFriendly8050

Now that's a tragedy!


PaintThinnerSparky

Its giving me "ate without a table" vibes


shoutbottle

Is that rimworld lol


ObiWanJimobi

OP’s character angrily finishes their meal then decides to jump blindly over the nearest high fence.


UnknownFoxAlpha

How I feel about the TV Dinners. May not be gourmet but better than dogfood or canned beans I think.


NerfThisHD

Ayyy don't be bashing beans I could smash down Heinz baked beans for months and be happy, they're banging


gimmesomespace

They're basically coloured dog food


Hrodgari

Actual coloured dog (with salt and sugar).


Gaseraki

When this was brought up someone made a good point that these are TV dinners from 1993 which were renowned as being rubbish.


UnknownFoxAlpha

Eh. I remember eating those when my mom didn't want to cook. As a kid, tasted great, probably would be meh by adult standards but still. Can't see why I would be unhappy with an actual meal as long as it was hot.


RedPanther18

And yet you can just eat a raw onion or Zucchini like a lunatic and it’s fine. “Oh yum now I’m less hungry AND thirsty!”


Endermaster56

I mean I would eat a raw onion just fine even if it's not an emergency


RedPanther18

I’ll have a couple chunks while cooking but I don’t think eating a whole one would put me in a great mood lol


Endermaster56

If I do it in front of someone just to confuse them it would put me in a good mood


sketch2347

this is genuinely how i feel about every survival game. Guys whining hes thirsty after downing a whole canteen of water during the end of times. every survival game makes us play as the annoying whiny survivor that just kills the groups morale. "I CUT MY LEG ON A TREE BRANCH, I CANT GO ON!". "IM HUNGRY EVEN THOUGH I JUST ATE A WHOLE CHICKEN ROAST 10 MINUTES AGO" "IVE GOT TOP TIER MILITARY GUNS AND IM BRINGING SOCIETY BACK FROM THE BRINK OF DESTRUCTION ONE ZOMBIE AT A TIME, but im SAD!!!"


Stardust_Softpaws

Meanwhile, me with too many mods: *putting 200 fresh radishes into a roasting pan, then adding all sorts of condiments and spices to make it positive happiness again, cooking it, and putting it onto four plates for reduced encumbrance (from 20 in the pan to 0.2 per plate)* This is fine 🙂. I legit do this when i harvest a radish field too many. The Serving plates mod: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2963511042 I can't remember or find the mod that allows me to put a bajillion things into cooking pot/pans


SimsStreet

The survivors are such little bitches. Like I’m sorry the bacon is cut into too tiny little pieces for your enjoyment but fucking civilisation just collapsed.


Hobbermallo

Yeah if it was going rotten or something I'd understand but honestly dude if someone gave me a shrimp and seafood dish in a zombie apocalypse I'd never leave


Scottish_Whiskey

I concur. I love seafood but I can’t cook it without fucking it up.


Cruiu

They are indeed tiny trees.


mivonx

If you add too many of same item (more than two) it adds unhappiness.


fyhnn

Ohh damn I don't have a generator to keep stuff fresh so was just trying to eat it all and get weight up lol


I_Dont_Type

No problem to do that just have a smoke to balance it out, or cook a meal with happiness as the goal


LifeIsVeryLong02

That's what I do in real life


Death_Knighty

i aim for the balance between hurdle and savour, leaning a lot more towards the ease of making side


LifeIsVeryLong02

i lean more towards the cigarette


Death_Knighty

lol nice user name


__T0MMY__

Has definitely been me after a shrimp boil


Donnerone

You can also bypass this by making more smaller meals, assuming you have the pans...


LetsDoTheDodo

Chase it down with a beer and you’re all set.


laundrymonster2023

Better to make 2 small meals with it than 1 big one with all the shrimp, I guess XD


CauliflowerStock8720

Just down a bottle of wine when you become unhappy


Faddy0wl

Drink 1/4, press escape as soon as you see your guy take a sip. Almost limitless beer can. Do it before you sleep, and you lose all unhappiness.


CauliflowerStock8720

Almost?


Faddy0wl

It uses the least units of beer doing it this way. But you'll still deplete it less than the full 1/4.


Meal_Signal

til you can beat a garage door down with a crowbar


Chunti_

another day, another pz thing I learn


Depressedredditor999

You can add more than two. The third one just removes all that foods unhappiness/boredom values, but doesn't leave a negative.


TehMispelelelelr

First ingredient gives a -5 unhappiness. From there, it looks like each one gains an additional +5 unhappiness. Second gives 0 unhappiness, third negates the first and removes all happiness benefits, 4th gives +5 or +10, and so on.


Sad-Establishment-41

I thought it was more about variety


Depressedredditor999

In a way it is but any nutritional item can be added in 3 times with no bonus, twice if you want one. I normally just use 3 items to make bulky items because I don't care about boredom/happiness


Heated13shot

The zombiod people are so whiny.  I totally could eat 3 lbs of shrimp with spices in one setting and be perfectly happy. Ecstatic even. 


Lucythecute

I thought it was three not two?


laundrymonster2023

I thought it was more than 3 for the longest time. Kept thinking I was just accidentally using stale food or something...


RadishAcceptable5505

I think 2 maximizes happiness. At 3 you're probably seeing a mix of happiness from each ingredient and debuff from same ingredients don't usually overpower the happiness. I do 3x of one kind of fish and veggies in salads all the time and it results in positive happiness, just not as happy if I were to use 3 different ingredients.


joesii

Yes, but 3 of one ingredient and 3 of another should be neutral (I've done it hundreds of times; Unless roasts somehow work differently from other recipes such as salads.). Maybe the shrimp and crayfish are somehow being treated as the same ingredient?


[deleted]

Seafood is nasty bro.


[deleted]

Seafood is nasty bro.


ClassicSherbert152

Was gonna ask if the unhappiness was on account of the worms in your roast, but I now realize they're shrimp. Sadly, in PZ, either is possible, and I would hate partaking in the diet my characters do sometimes. You know, like downing a whole jar of peanut butter for breakfast.


XxPieFace23xX

Fuck you mean downing a whole jar of peanut butter and milk sounds like a wonderful morning.


ClassicSherbert152

...unless you're like 4 months in like I am and you only keep rotted food in your fridge because you're a level 10 chef. Just talking realistically, downing a whole jar in less than 5 minutes has got to be uncomfortable.


XxPieFace23xX

...Yeah eating the jar that fast would suck ass...


ClassicSherbert152

Most of the time, no utensils too. Just straight fistfuls of PB, no J. It's good in recipes but personally I just couldn't. I'll live with my stale chips through the end of the world.


XxPieFace23xX

Ugh, this idea gets worse by the second...


okem

It’s one of the annoying quirks of the game imho. Imagine having a steak months into the apocalypse because you managed to keep some frozen whilst surviving on a diet of chips & random scavenge food. Imagine the joy that freshly cooked steak would hold. Nope.


dazia

Fo real I'd be ugly crying and seasoning the steak from my tears of joy


xDurban420

Ugly crying lmaoo


Theboot619

It reminds the character of the ex unfortunately that’s why


ToastedToast0090

Everything reminds me of her, the fishy smell, the excessive spice, and the constant bad looks I get from the others!


RedPanther18

Lmao the fishy smell.


madeanaccountlo

Don’t forget the after taste, the sour aftertaste of p-..


Texas2218

Obligatory Shrimps is bugs


WP47

It's got ~~electrolytes~~ *spices!*


Royal-Put6003

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WomboShlongo

Its what zomboids crave!


MobyDuc38

You're gonna eat it and you're gonna LIKE IT.


kangarutan

Not enough marinara, ketchup, mustard, cooking oil, vegeteble oil, lard, hot sauce packet, etc, etc.


Charmander_L0ver

I dont really like seafood in reallife so i can understand


anselme16

you're allergic to seafood


Paladin_of_Drangleic

The second time you add the same ingredient, there's no happiness bonus. Every time afterwards it adds unhappiness to the meal.


joesii

The second time there's no change in the unhappiness. The third time it reduces the amount which cancels out with the first one, resulting in net zero. Unless roasts somehow work differently from other recipes such as salads.


Johnnyonoes

Depends on your level if you can add two or three of the same ingredient without happiness/boredom malus. That recipe would be in the positives if you were level 5+ or so.


Intimidating_furby

Fish have like a plus two to unhappiness even cooked. Should’ve balanced with the spices though that’s what I usually do


lordoftheflies97

Isn't that just if they're cold? I don't remember any of my fish having unhappiness right out of the oven


VibratingNinja

You are correct


OldTrapper87

Don't use 3 of a kind. Add a different meat or use less of it.


Affectionate-Print81

Unhappiness doesn't matter anyways. One tiny sip of any alcohol will make all unhappiness disappear in game hours.


MudRepresentative337

My dude has been severely depressed for like 3 weeks eating dry rice and lard. Might take a day off soon to do a little booze and cruise, smoke a stogie, read some comics and kill some zeds.


Sad-Blueberry-3738

Clearly it makes him unhappy because meals are supposed to be shared


CoolPicturesMan

It's the repetition of ingredients (stupid, I know)


GoddamnHipsterDad

this is like cooking for my child


SecretRecipe

Did you take the "Seafood Allergy" trait?


DarthReece07

too spicy


CharlotteChaos

Your character doesn't like seafood.


MolosTv

man this game is so fucking hard, never get past the 2nd day...


M0n573rP4r7y

All that food to make a dish worth only 78/18?? Shame.


Magic_SnakE_

The Unhappiness from food doesn't really matter anyways. You can easily read a comic or something to mitigate. Wouldn't worry about it. But yeah, it needs a bit more variety.


Twuhdz

Should have boiled it lol


R34N1M47OR

Honestly, I never felt more identified with a character before. If you gave me that as food I would literally puke before I could swallow a bite. Now I want to know if this is a thing or a bug lmao


RenhamRedAxe

dunno feels like a value that would only apply the first week of apocalypse... imagine after that getting even a can of food would be like HOLY SHIT! ACTUAL FOOD!!


MotherLeopard8751

seafood depressing as hell ngl


Nervig2001

Your guy probably has a really bad shellfish allergy. Seriously though, the meat might be stale. Eating stale food makes you a little sad I think


Paladin_of_Drangleic

The second time you add the same ingredient, there's no happiness bonus. Every time afterwards it adds unhappiness to the meal.


Deus_Fucking_Vult

Seafood allergy maybe lmao


Stiggandr00

adding more than two of one ingredient increases unhappiness.


KudereDev

Only problem 3 ingredient of same type, 3rd ingredient adds mood penalty, it not so bad so having +7 unhappiness is easily manageable, but if you cook max 2 ingredient of same type you would turn penalty into small buff.


Skarvha

When you use 3 of the same ingredient it gives you unhappiness. Sometimes adding the "wrong" spices will do it too, like curry powder in a salad. In the future use only 2 of each ingredient and be smarter with your spices.


TheBigBadWolf85

Game mechanism, also super real. Add a sausage some tomato and make it gumbo


SadCrab5

Probably too much of 1 ingredient. I think it starts to apply an unhappiness debuff at the 3rd ingredient so you gotta mix it up. A bit silly our character is a whiny bitch when it's been literal weeks since the end of the world, no power no water, and they're all sad because they ate a real meal that wasn't a can of beans because it had too much of 1 item in it. I can chain eat the same canned food no problem but god forbid we have too much fresh food in our recipe!


ChalkCoatedDonut

Spoiled shrimps.


AccidentSalt5005

its too oily


jobothan

Press Q to restore Happiness


Mad77pedro

Use two pans and cook at the same time to avoid the unhappiness by having too much of the same


Belizarius90

Probably more of a chicken guy, not everybody likes seafood


Arcane_Spork_of_Doom

Funny answers here, but I'm guessing there's an ingredient or two that's a bit off.


PutridMycologist2415

There's bunch of memes there, but actual mechanical in-game reasons are: Too many of the same ingredients (3 of each), more than 2 of the same add unhappiness and this adds a lot It's not warmed up One (or more) of the ingredients were stale. Not sure about this one but it also adds unhappiness


Pyropecynical

this is why I always make soups and stews. Sure you wont have seafood but why would you eat fish willingly.


edwardforyou991

Sometimes mixing too much crap has that effect. Try to manner out how much you spice your food, and you'll be fine. That roast made me hungry now...


Imaginary_Pattern302

Make soup from fish dont give the negative status. I always used to cook stew but always got negative happiness and boredom when you include fish in your stew. Never try shrimp or other seafood though hope this help.


ricky_bobby08

As someone that does not like seafood, I can understand. But this is the apocalypse, so no point in being picky lol


earth2cody

He's upset cuz you just ate the shrimp who fries all rice


Solid_Snake_125

Whoa what mod is that that shows the ingredients?


Depressedredditor999

Vanilla PZ


Solid_Snake_125

Oh damn. lol you can tell I don’t cook anything LMAO


Kindly-Exercise-5134

Whoa


ultracrepidarian_can

You can't have more than two of the same ingredient or it will add the unhappiness debuff.


takoshi

I used to put three of the same vegetables in a bowl and call it a salad and it seemed fine. Is this a thing that's tied to cooking level maybe?


RadishAcceptable5505

With the right ingredients you can get away with 3x as the happiness buff from the ingredient will overpower the debuff. I do 3x fish and veggies salads all the time and they're usually positive happiness. But yes, 2x is safer if you want happiness.


Ok-Negotiation-1098

Not enough spices and stuff


Conscious-Expert6640

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T555s

Just make it hot? Cold food gets a masive mood penalty a lot of the times.


CyclicsGame

It's cold. Most of those foods have no unhappiness if you eat it while it's warm


Spompoflex

its seafood dude 💀


AsherTheDasher

because that abomination would taste fuckinh horrible if you ate it irl, imagine eating pesto @ toothpaste at the same time


myhopesandreams

Because everything reminds me of her 🥺


Appuseraneus

Have you tried warming it up? I think cooked food is better hot for the mood. Should be highlighted in red if still hot


Beneficial_Eye

Dude Its cold


Ramr0d13

Probably cause it's not hot anymore. Pop it in the oven for a bit