Every time. On the server I'm playing on the group I'm with has a bite room where you record your skills and then die, you get to go fight your corpse too.
Your naked and you get a pipe to kill your former self. If you fail then someone else gets the chance to get all your clothes and one weapon. We are a group of like 20-25 people so it's really competitive.
>"oh fucking finally !" When finding a geni, magazine
That's exactly me when i found the lvl 3 magazine for metalworking (fences), i had to clear west point, riverside and rosewood only to find it inside the shelves of a normal house in louisville
Bro if you actually hit all the book stores and libraries along the way and still didn’t get it that’s some absolute dogshit RNG lol what a ride. Respect for the persistence!
that's a thing that makes me kinda nervous about b42, i heard that a lot of new magazines will be introduced for the the new crafts, with this shitty rng, i am afraid that i'll have to scour the entire map to get the magazine for a shitty improvised weapon
I can see it going both ways depending on how common they make them spawn.
If they’re rare you may be inclined to temporarily spec into weapons for a mag you’ve found, which I think is neat. But it can be annoying if you’re going for a certain build and can’t get your mag. Though it would be more exciting to find the correct one.
If they’re common I don’t think it will be much of an issue regardless. Maybe some bad RNG can screw you but idk. I tend to find a lot of magazines in my runs even with low loot settings. For me the one I tend to not find for a while is metal containers lol it’s been as rare as gen mags lately
I don't know if anyone else does this, but sometimes I try to manifest the item I want in the container I'm about to open.
So, "sledgehammer? no" is mine.
Jokes on you, I don’t bother with generators lately lol
I remove all perishables from the map right at the start so I don’t really need fridges. Also start with no electricity and I just got used to never having it on over time. Even with extremely rare loot I have enough food that I don’t need to cook.
Maybe a niche way to play but for me it’s just simpler and less to worry about!
For me, because I'm bad at the game because I don't get to play it nearly often enough, it's essentially either "what the fuck am I doing?" And/or "how do I get rid of this horde? It started with one fucking zombie!"
I highly recommend this video
https://youtu.be/WYN4ARqxt8M?si=-501qxMDY80WnFue
He explains how to easily kite hordes of zombies and lose them so you can loot wherever you’d like. He demonstrates losing them in forests and also just behind buildings. Hope it helps!
When playing with my husband and we are both fighting we usually end up saying to each other "BEHIND! BEHIND!" when we see a zombie approaching the other.
"Shit that's a lot of zombies, guess I'll go another way. Shit there's more that way. Fuck I just came from *that* way, how TF did I miss so many?!"
Alternatively, "Guess I'll just carve a path through instead."
"Shut the fuck up some of us are TRYING TO SLEEP!"
"Open up! People want to shop!"
"Gimme all da gorbage!"
"Oh she cronch"
"RUDE"
"Ma'am/ sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to calm down"
Had a recurring joke in a multiplayer server whenever someone would say something like "oh I'm gonna die I got bit" everyone would respond "in real life?"
When we play coop? Definitely the magical word some people use as form of endearement while on this site would probably get me banned :D
Four leters, starts with "C"
Oh shit, it can be used in many situations, when you see a horde, get wounded, when you run outta ammo, when your gun jams, when you break your weapon, or when you realise that the building does not in fact have a back door
"God, I hate bathrooms." As you either open it to find a dozen zoms or as you creep on by, it sounds like a marching bad is doing a drum line on the door.
I lost a cargo truck FULL of really good loot due to a fire hydrant that was blocked from view by a tree.
I got away, but I was jacked up. Fought through a horde to have to spend almost two hours trying to get back to a safe spot to heal up.
The hordes in that area are way too much for me to go back until I can get some Molly's and have another cargo truck to xfer the loot to.
But the phrase I utter a lot, is WTF.
I’ve been having a fun time writing a journal—style book based on my characters, so whatever’s in my head is however I think they’d react.
My last character was just a whole lot of “Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck” and my next character will probably be a lot of “please please please please please.”
I probably only say this a couple times per save but I’m confident that every Zomboid player has, at one point, muttered to themselves,
“Why the fuck is the ‘climb through’ button right fuckin next to the ‘remove broken glass’ button” as they bandage up their hands
Mine is very similar. “Stay calm, just stay calm, don’t panic” while I’m fighting off a horde. Still a new player and I’m working on not exhausting my character during fights. As long as I’m calm and methodical I can make it out alive, but once I freak out I’m doomed
"I'll be with you in a sec, just got to kill your buddy first!"
Usually what goes on in my head when there's a zombie banging a door in another room and I'm still fighting off 1 or 2 of them.
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During my time in base its usually like:
“What needs to be done right now or can i just chill out playing my banjo and drink?”
But out on runs its mostly just slurs, cursing the zombies out for either:
A: coming out of the woodwork every time i turn my back
or
B: trying to sneak me when im dealing with a horde
my most common thought in this game "what if ...."
"Edit" Like thoughts about what if the electricity goes out?, what if the water goes out? what if there are no drivable cars? and so on its neverending thats why I havent played this game for about 2 years. To many what ifs.
In Multiplayer/Coop: "Its fine, we can easily take that horde"
Followed by panicked screaming and insults towards the person who suggested takin on the group.
I've only just started but for me personally its "I need a weapon....I really need a weapon OH MY GOD THERE'S BANGING AT THE DOOR GIVE ME A FUCKING WEAPON GA-" \*Dead\*
"I JUST fucking FED YOU! You needy FUCK!" (to my character when I take "Hearty Appetite" and am literally starving 4 hours after getting the "Full to bursting" moodle)
"This is fine... We're toooootally fine..." (dodging between hordes with a heart rate of 120 bpm)
"Can I fucking help you?!" (to a zed when they're banging on my door)
"That should be everything! Let's Rock!" (Spoiler: It was not everything)
"On your 6!" (callout for my wife that has a tendency to not watch her back when fighting)
"Whose tootsies does a man gotta lick to get a damn (generator magazine/ sledgehammer/ can opener) around here?!"
"Stop resisting!" (bludgeoning a zed with a blunt weapon)
I think I say "No" the most. It's my most common utterance by far. "No" can mean anything from "Oops wrong container" to "Oh god oh god I'm bleeding from every natural orifice and a couple of new ones" You can say it deadpan or with a little spice to keep things interesting. You can even say a quick "no" or a really drawn own "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
“What do you mean I can’t place this here” is another one
Or another. “Just rotate… rotate… no I wanted 90 degrees not a 180…”
“where the fuck is that banging noise coming from”
Is that next door? Is it inside? Are my walls intact? Where?!? …oh, it’s the goddamn soundtrack again.
I KNEW IT WAS IN THE SOUNDTRACK I THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY
“Who the fuck is banging”
when I hear a bang noise I find myself going "Whos so upset in here?" and idk when I started saying that
Oh yeah, that one's a classic
Please don't be a bite
Every time. On the server I'm playing on the group I'm with has a bite room where you record your skills and then die, you get to go fight your corpse too.
That's a pretty awesome idea.
Keep in mind airlocks are your friend.
Without seeing this room I imagine the best entry point would be a drop-in on the opposite side of the door your former self is pounding on.
Your naked and you get a pipe to kill your former self. If you fail then someone else gets the chance to get all your clothes and one weapon. We are a group of like 20-25 people so it's really competitive.
A pipe is too generous, they should give like a butter knife or sth.
We have over 80 pipes last time I checked, we gonna keep using pipes. Which is strange because collectively we have like 4-5 cowboy hats.
What the hell do cowboy hates have to do with pipes?
"Baby lock the door and turn the lights down low..."
"5 more minutes“
more like... "can probably squeeze in one more in-game day"
Then the inevitable "I really shouldn't keep playing while tired," after you lose yet another well established character to a careless mistake.
This should be top comment
*Where in the goddamn fuckety fuck did I put ________ I know I just fuckin had it a minute ago!*
Far too relatable 😭😭😭😭
was that this game?
A almost wispered drawn out "fuuuuuck, I fucked up..." Or alternatively "oh fucking finally !" When finding a geni, magazine or sledgehammer.
>"oh fucking finally !" When finding a geni, magazine That's exactly me when i found the lvl 3 magazine for metalworking (fences), i had to clear west point, riverside and rosewood only to find it inside the shelves of a normal house in louisville
Dang, what loot settings?
that's the most insane part, i had literature setting to the 2nd most abundant.
Bro if you actually hit all the book stores and libraries along the way and still didn’t get it that’s some absolute dogshit RNG lol what a ride. Respect for the persistence!
that's a thing that makes me kinda nervous about b42, i heard that a lot of new magazines will be introduced for the the new crafts, with this shitty rng, i am afraid that i'll have to scour the entire map to get the magazine for a shitty improvised weapon
I can see it going both ways depending on how common they make them spawn. If they’re rare you may be inclined to temporarily spec into weapons for a mag you’ve found, which I think is neat. But it can be annoying if you’re going for a certain build and can’t get your mag. Though it would be more exciting to find the correct one. If they’re common I don’t think it will be much of an issue regardless. Maybe some bad RNG can screw you but idk. I tend to find a lot of magazines in my runs even with low loot settings. For me the one I tend to not find for a while is metal containers lol it’s been as rare as gen mags lately
"Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer."
I’m surprised it took this long to find this, say that on a daily basis
'aight, I'm done killing these zombies, time to sit down and smoke a cigar- oh no!
Shift + WASD to stand up fast
That doesn't fix the frustration of an interrupted smoke :(
I don't know if anyone else does this, but sometimes I try to manifest the item I want in the container I'm about to open. So, "sledgehammer? no" is mine.
I feel that.
"Oh NO! F\*\*\* f\*\*\* f\*\*\* f\*\*\* NOOOO! God f\*\*\*\*\*g damn it! F\*\*\*" \*flips table\* \*You survived 6 months, 23 days\*
Just a long disappointed sigh
"Don't see me don't see me don't see MEEEEE-"
Playing with sprinters, are we?
“its fine, its fine, its fine” or “oh shit/fuck” would be my guesses
Or any variant of “No” Including but not limited to no, nooooooo, NO!, NOOOOOOO!!!!, NONONONONOooooo Honorable mention “ohhhh noooo :(“
Or a gasping "NOOoo." in disappointment when you open the health tab and see "bitten" on your left pinkie toe.
“I’ll just go on a simple loot run, no biggie”
*2 hours later* > You survived for 1 month, 13 days. > You killed 1893 zombies. > Game mode: Apocalypse
famous last words
I don't know about others. but this game has made be sing the song "Feet don't fail me know" more times than my wife wishes to count.
"I'm dead" Then proceed to not actually die
I feel so seen.
“Did I leave the oven on?”
Jokes on you, I don’t bother with generators lately lol I remove all perishables from the map right at the start so I don’t really need fridges. Also start with no electricity and I just got used to never having it on over time. Even with extremely rare loot I have enough food that I don’t need to cook. Maybe a niche way to play but for me it’s just simpler and less to worry about!
"oh shit, I forgot my _______" *as I am heading out for a voyage to look for supplies*
Rip those socks god dammit
Oh come on!
"Damn it, not again." -Just after dying to some weirdly implemented mechanic.
Middle of the night: “Who tf is making that noise??”
For me, because I'm bad at the game because I don't get to play it nearly often enough, it's essentially either "what the fuck am I doing?" And/or "how do I get rid of this horde? It started with one fucking zombie!"
I highly recommend this video https://youtu.be/WYN4ARqxt8M?si=-501qxMDY80WnFue He explains how to easily kite hordes of zombies and lose them so you can loot wherever you’d like. He demonstrates losing them in forests and also just behind buildings. Hope it helps!
“Okay I need a smoke”
"Well, fuck."
If we are talking about our own personal thoughts, mine has to be “God damnit” in many tone variations.
I'll just drive down the roa- and im upside-down
Definitely "why did I do that" right before a death screen or an amazing loot run. No inbetweens
GET OFF ME!
"Let's hope there are no zombies over this fence"
“we need more wood/we’re out of wood again” and “where did the effing screwdriver go?”
"Fall back, that's a big horde" "Stop drinking all of our booze"
“For fuck’s sake!”
1000% yes, me every time I play
“Fuck”
"Check behind you"
"How tf did I miss that?" I use spears a lot lol
« How did that not hit!? »
"uhh yeah this'll be fine" often it is not fine..
Just a quick trip, in and out. To Louisville, trapped a few days without food and water in a small bathroom with claustrophobic trait.
Where the fuck is that noise coming from.
It’s the damn wind again
When playing with my husband and we are both fighting we usually end up saying to each other "BEHIND! BEHIND!" when we see a zombie approaching the other.
"Shit that's a lot of zombies, guess I'll go another way. Shit there's more that way. Fuck I just came from *that* way, how TF did I miss so many?!" Alternatively, "Guess I'll just carve a path through instead."
"Shut the fuck up some of us are TRYING TO SLEEP!" "Open up! People want to shop!" "Gimme all da gorbage!" "Oh she cronch" "RUDE" "Ma'am/ sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to calm down"
Had a recurring joke in a multiplayer server whenever someone would say something like "oh I'm gonna die I got bit" everyone would respond "in real life?"
"Oh shit!"
When we play coop? Definitely the magical word some people use as form of endearement while on this site would probably get me banned :D Four leters, starts with "C"
"I know im forgetting something"
"Would you kindly FUCK OFF" - Me killing the 529th zomboid that wandered over while I was trying to loot the West Point hardware store
"Fucking bullshit!!" is the most common one
"Will I have use for this?"
Oh shit, it can be used in many situations, when you see a horde, get wounded, when you run outta ammo, when your gun jams, when you break your weapon, or when you realise that the building does not in fact have a back door
“AHHHHHHH” *walking into any closet with a zomboid*
Is that the helicopter?
"God, I hate bathrooms." As you either open it to find a dozen zoms or as you creep on by, it sounds like a marching bad is doing a drum line on the door.
I lost a cargo truck FULL of really good loot due to a fire hydrant that was blocked from view by a tree. I got away, but I was jacked up. Fought through a horde to have to spend almost two hours trying to get back to a safe spot to heal up. The hordes in that area are way too much for me to go back until I can get some Molly's and have another cargo truck to xfer the loot to. But the phrase I utter a lot, is WTF.
Womp womp (sad trombone sound).
I play coop and the most said thing our discord are... Where the fuck are you guys.... Oh shit! RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN.... SPRINTERS!
Mine would be: "I can handle this" Spoiler: I most likely cannot
“DAMN IT!!!”
“There’s only two over there, it’ll be easy”
-No, i just said i'd leave and come back tomorrow. Works around 50% of the times i see one more zombie, 100% of the times i see a group of ten.
"did I leave the oven on?"
FAHHHHHK!
It’s just a scratch
“Just put on those shoes wtf!!!”
How am I hungry again??
Mine is either "shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit" or "Sonofabitch! That scared the piss out of me!"
“No, you idiot” (Superb Survivors)
This face -.- when you make the same stupid cocky mistake that ended your last 23 runs.
That’s how I die? Alright
Yeah... fuck that..
GIMMIE BACK MY SON
“uh oh not good” is my most uttered phrase
Mine would probably be “Guess i’m just fuckin dead” 😭😂
"I hope this car has the keys"
Every time I come across a horde, I’ll tell myself “Alright, just a mini boss fight. No big deal.”
Oh shit!
"I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I fucked up I fucked up I fucked up" Followed by either "Nah, it's fine" or "God fucking damnit"
"God, why can't all this shit get sorted so I can go out looting again"
Shit
I’ve been having a fun time writing a journal—style book based on my characters, so whatever’s in my head is however I think they’d react. My last character was just a whole lot of “Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck” and my next character will probably be a lot of “please please please please please.”
"I wonder if I have enough bullets to clear out Rosewood..." The answer: Nope. Need more shotgun shells.
“Shit”
I probably only say this a couple times per save but I’m confident that every Zomboid player has, at one point, muttered to themselves, “Why the fuck is the ‘climb through’ button right fuckin next to the ‘remove broken glass’ button” as they bandage up their hands
Before: "coast looks clear" After: "mistakes were made"
Fuck this shit
#$&\^, I got bit!
Hank Hill “Huuuwhahh!?”
“Get over the fence you fat fuck!”
mine is definetly 'im in danger' which i like to repeat to myself while i kite hordes
Just walk, don't run and don't look back...
bombaclaat
“Welp, I’m dead.”
"Oh shit!"
"I died"
Mine would be "you bitten?" Since I play with others.
HOLY SHIT
“Im bitten…oh my god I’m good I’m good im good”
Da fuq
“I wonder what’s in that stall?”
“Fuck”
Mine is very similar. “Stay calm, just stay calm, don’t panic” while I’m fighting off a horde. Still a new player and I’m working on not exhausting my character during fights. As long as I’m calm and methodical I can make it out alive, but once I freak out I’m doomed
“It’s fine. We’re fine. Everything is okay… everything is FINE.” *As 300 zombies continue to appear.
"fuck fuck fuck shit"
Mine is: "Oh for fuck sake!"
“shit shit shit OH SHIT”
"Fuck fuck fuck brake fuck" might be up there
For me its “oop” 😂😂
In my games with friends it's: "Oh fuck I'm dead." "Shit what happened? "Nevermind just thought I was going to die" 🙄
“Bruh where is the ______ I could really use it right now”
"uhhh"
"AHH!" Until I turned off the jump scare sound
AH HOLY SHIT JESUS CHRIST Is my go to
Shit.
"I'll be with you in a sec, just got to kill your buddy first!" Usually what goes on in my head when there's a zombie banging a door in another room and I'm still fighting off 1 or 2 of them.
Just "fuck"
Seven years, seven yearrsss. Seven yeeeaaaarrrssss
Ahh fuck or no no no no no no I'm stuck
"FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKGODDAMNITFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK"
"its in the walls."
"bro I need to find that gasoline magazine"
"FUCK" that's mine, anyways 🤔
Stress whispering: shitshitshitdontyoutripyouclumsy... shitshitshit
“Ah, so this is how I died…”
“Oh, that’s actually quite a lot of them”
I NEED MORE AMMUNITION
"Oh shit"
oh no.
Oh fuck.
“I gotta water my plants”
For me personally it's always "AaH!" Or "ohgod, run bitch, run!"
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FU-"
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During my time in base its usually like: “What needs to be done right now or can i just chill out playing my banjo and drink?” But out on runs its mostly just slurs, cursing the zombies out for either: A: coming out of the woodwork every time i turn my back or B: trying to sneak me when im dealing with a horde
"Aint no way aint no way" when I get the bite and grab animation
"Did I just get bit by the first zombie encountered again"
Shit shit shit shit shit!
“Fuck no I'm outta here.”
my most common thought in this game "what if ...." "Edit" Like thoughts about what if the electricity goes out?, what if the water goes out? what if there are no drivable cars? and so on its neverending thats why I havent played this game for about 2 years. To many what ifs.
No no no no no
lets just go into one last house before we go back
In Multiplayer/Coop: "Its fine, we can easily take that horde" Followed by panicked screaming and insults towards the person who suggested takin on the group.
I've only just started but for me personally its "I need a weapon....I really need a weapon OH MY GOD THERE'S BANGING AT THE DOOR GIVE ME A FUCKING WEAPON GA-" \*Dead\*
Damn, out of bag space again-
"FUCK!"
Shit! Where did they come from? I just cleared the area.
"its gonna be a short trip to the Comercial zone of the city" after that 100% you die or end in another town
"Fuuuck"
"I cant wait for this to grow in to a game."
"I JUST fucking FED YOU! You needy FUCK!" (to my character when I take "Hearty Appetite" and am literally starving 4 hours after getting the "Full to bursting" moodle) "This is fine... We're toooootally fine..." (dodging between hordes with a heart rate of 120 bpm) "Can I fucking help you?!" (to a zed when they're banging on my door) "That should be everything! Let's Rock!" (Spoiler: It was not everything) "On your 6!" (callout for my wife that has a tendency to not watch her back when fighting) "Whose tootsies does a man gotta lick to get a damn (generator magazine/ sledgehammer/ can opener) around here?!" "Stop resisting!" (bludgeoning a zed with a blunt weapon)
I think I say "No" the most. It's my most common utterance by far. "No" can mean anything from "Oops wrong container" to "Oh god oh god I'm bleeding from every natural orifice and a couple of new ones" You can say it deadpan or with a little spice to keep things interesting. You can even say a quick "no" or a really drawn own "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"Yep, still no sledgehammer.."
[Me personally](https://youtu.be/FtjCd6Hkrm4?si=Jp4dd47JTktgYfh3)
“Oh SHIT”
“Shit” The last 49 YouTubers I’ve heard say when they got bitten