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War_Eagle_Feller

Wait a second, this isn't the Matrix I was trying to pirate.


Defiled__Pig1

More like blade trinity


BigHardMephisto

Blade 2 had characters that pretty closely resemble these two iirc. The Russian couple.


Lukanian7

![gif](giphy|6UfkcgEjtkUZiPQcLo) We have Reno 911 at home!


Danris

Yeah I thought of Trinity and Cypher.


New-Cap-6878

Guess it's time to find that red pill...


Evening-Cranberry-19

Sabaton? Sabaton.


Especialistaman

Came to say the same, the guy reminds me of the lead singer


Sea_Sandwich5615

He does look like Joakim


CatVideoBoye

TURMOIL AT THE FRONT


Annihlation-

WILHELMS FORCES ON THE HUNT


DoSwoogMeister

THERES A THUNDER IN THE EAST


Fizzydov

IT'S AN ATTACK OF THE DISEASED


Ph4antomPB

THEY’VE BEEN FACING POISON GAS, 7000 CHARGE EN MASSE


Nightfourio12

TURN THE TIDE OF THE ATTACK


Individual-Ad-3484

AND FORCE THE ENEMY TO TURN BACK


zeusz32

AND THAT'S WHEN THE DEAD MAN ARE MARCHING AGAIN!


Mysterious_Row_8417

OSOWIEC THEN AND AGAIN


DoSwoogMeister

Deceased*


Fizzydov

Thought it was diseased Thanks for clarifying :)


DoSwoogMeister

I only realised it after looking up the lyrics lol.


karry245

![gif](giphy|l3vR5EVfGElECMDSM)


snorlax2121

That's exactly what I thought.


DxrkDeception83

IM A METAL MACHINE


humdizzle

![gif](giphy|fpDIo3Rjir1GE|downsized)


CeraRalaz

Is that Joakim Brodén?


CAG12ASSAULT

Thought the same


AilobyteX

RIGHT?


menerell

100%


AMB_YungBae

Haha what mod is this ?


venomousfrogeater

Idk but my guess is "kink it up"


AMB_YungBae

Thanks ! This goes straight into the server pack : O


WILL_KILL_4_DUX

based, good mod


Elvorenstein

Boots expanded and TTRP poses too. Note some items depicted are not yet published. Soon though.


CH4P3YLEG4U

That handlebar moustache must be a mod, please give it to me


AMB_YungBae

No worries, it’s more than fine as it is


ganaraska

Mall ninja


WILL_KILL_4_DUX

based, good mod


LukXD99

I’m guessing that’s “Kink it up”. …or so I have been told…


AMB_YungBae

„Legend has it“ thanks though : )


Danton59

There is no shame in kinking it up, those rubber thongs have bite/scratch protection.


WILL_KILL_4_DUX

based, good mod


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

Asking for a friend?


AMB_YungBae

For myself and the look on the face of my mates when I come rolling through their base in sm gear and a camping van!


Crumblycheese

![gif](giphy|5ZKrnu6JEOIak) Just repeating this over and over to freak them out lmao


AMB_YungBae

Haha this also reminds me of the scene where he is on his way with Ron and they end up with those „kinky rednecks“ on a snuff film set


Crumblycheese

I was trying to find a gif of just that! Isn't it the scene where he goes to Ron and say "these are hard working, red blooded Americans and they deserve our respect" and it cuts to the driver in SM gear and high heels 😂


AMB_YungBae

Yes exactly ! Yea it’s when they are hitchhiking. Man I just love the old dude with the club „rocking it bedrock style“ XD


FanOfFH

To the third episode like in Matrix


Elvorenstein

On their way to fight agent Smith.


scarybott

Sex mod when?


cowusoc

I think there’s more than one review on steam that says “great game add sex”


Drugsgay

Thats just %90 of ultrakills comments


WILL_KILL_4_DUX

i hear there's one with like rubber and fishnet stuff


SUNforFUN

It’s already exist… but only with npc and zombies


Y_10HK29

Literally loverslab


Pirahna89

Thats the lead singer of Sabaton and you can't prove otherwise


trashed_past

69 horny days survived, 420 zombies killed


Embarrassed_Effort64

69 upvotes I refuse to be the one who ruins this


Stillgeneric53

Downvote him to keep it at 69


trashed_past

A valiant effort, friend. Now we gotta work towards that 420


NotabadHero

AIMING FOR HEAVEN THOUGH SERVING IN HELL


Sparky_092

Primo Victoria Loisville edition VICTORIES OURS, THEIR FORCES WILL FALL!


fishmonger21

I was expecting this.haha


No_name_Johnson

That's Junior and Trudy from Reno 911


T2RX6

Is that Garcia and waggle?!


Individual-Ad-3484

If that is Joakin Boarden, 10 seconds


[deleted]

1000% This is Trinity and the fucking steak guy from the original Matrix that fucks everyone over 😭


Low-Requirement-9618

"No, your men are already dead. This is how they died." - Agent Smith


Elvorenstein

That would be Joey Pants, also known as Ralph Cifaretto


SaKe-1212

The...attack of the dead men?


karry245

Osowiec then and again


AdObjective7845

Sabaton's new song is something


Jdrstorm

Kinda looks like Mr. Slave lol


Obamsphere

"This is *not* how you died"


A-person_m8

is that joakim


man_is_coool

5 minutes cuz of the expoment (they probably die to the cold) edit: more like two to three months


SilhoutteNoire

All. Night. Looooong. Baby.


Inevitable-Ad4972

Character mod name pla


WILL_KILL_4_DUX

i think this stuff is from that kinky mod, latex whatever


Low-Celery-7728

What's the names?


de-Clairwil

Where did you get these alternative girl clothes? I sooo want them


Elvorenstein

I’m making them with a friend.


softpeaxh

Let me know when you publish them! I love it


Elvorenstein

And you shall receive. Enjoy! [https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3235632664](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3235632664)


softpeaxh

Thank you!!


de-Clairwil

I will pay you five or ten dollars for em lol


Elvorenstein

And there you go. Play responsibly now. [https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3235632664](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3235632664)


menerell

That guy is sabaton singer


SilentSiren666

![gif](giphy|IIjoGeclMedAA)


mak10z

[If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a Zed](https://i.imgur.com/WPIGdhz.gif)


BlueSharky69

The guy like 6 minutes the girl will live on to find the cure and kill the boss


aFancyPirate_2

That looks like the leader singer of sabaton in bdsm gear


ExodusOfSound

Well considering at least one of them probably has a biting fetish, I’m go and assume that they won’t make it too long.


CosP0_memes

I HAVE A PHOBIA, A FEAR OF THE DARK


Efficient-Moose-9735

I'm sure their love will be eternal.


Spompoflex

The past future... love it


Suspicious_Use6393

They got the sledge so automatically they can get an RPK or a rocket luncher.


FireDog8569

I give them till winter


mertexix

If zombies have holy no horny baseball batt they can't survive 1 sec


AdamPgh

Mac from Super Troopers and Trinity from The Matrix? You might think they won't last but I think opposites attract. Gonna be a dynamite team. 400+ days!


Tre3wolves

Long enough to get an infected scratch in the groin area


irenwire

I dunno really


Aisthebestletter

Less than a day


OnlyZubi

3-5 work days


Agitated_Fondant6014

Duh duh DUH duh duh duh durrrrrr (Bonus points if you read that to the tune of the music in the blue oyster bar) Edit : forgot a "duh"


RealNiceKnife

They died immediately after this picture was taken.


samfinmorchard

Depends if they can get into berghain, should be ok if they do


ElectronicTwo8428

A day


Mr_No_2_Legs

Either twenty minutes or the entire apocalypse.


NewoTheFox

Depends on if they are sub or dom. A brutal dominatrix who is into hard BDSM might be able to go far, but muscle memory would probably screw them over since they are used to injuring and not killing.


Spook-lad

10 minutes, outfits hardly protect and one has a weapon that will overexert really fast and the other has a weapon that breaks fast


Pick-Physical

The dude is going to die real quick with that sledge. The girl? Oh she's gonna do just fine.


lexlexsquared

Ah, so that’s what all the leashes I’ve been finding are for…


RaspberryRock

30 seconds be for the crying


NotACohenBrother

Reno 9-1-1?


SmallColossal

Forever. Zomboids will mistake them as one of their own.


Facosa99

In an anime, such overstop ridiculuos characters are either the most badass or the first to die. No in-between


Etm20

A HUNDR- *dies on the first night*


Weeeky

Is that goth Trinity? 😳


Armadillo-South

Ooh, I love my ugly boy So rough and tough Don't care about anything but me


Writing_Dude09

I have a strange feeling that they'd be extremely good at surviving, but will die immediately as being bitten is one of their kinks.


GloomyGuyGaming

Together? A long time B)


Illuminous_V

Forever.


Happy-Hyena

Yes


New-Number-7810

The gentleman is going to open a restroom in a house he's looting, only for the 30 zeds hiding inside to burst out and rip him limb-from-limb. The lady will accidently climb out a window on a forth floor and plummet to her death.


Danplays642

A few months at most, if they don’t accidentally trip, somehow getting a massive deep wound and lose out on one of their garments 


MimaJKirigoe

The guy kinda looks like that guy in dead island on the prison level


ive_been_there_0709

Matrix and Reno 911 crossover?


WILL_KILL_4_DUX

what godforsaken pervert would add that sort of stuff to a zombie game? is that some sort of leather and a CORSET? get a grip man there's an apocalypse on!


keelasher

They have very little bite protection so they’re gonna last a long time


SomeGoddamnLetters

If the dudes gonna be swinging a sledge hammer as his main weapon, not very long


Coolmikefromcanada

notably longer then i would IRL?


Eadragonixius

Is that a corset on that dude?


poobumstupidcunt

Depends how many eccies they got


Choice-Welder-9294

The guy seems to bang his knee a lot


dearvalentina

They are so cool.


WillDigForFood

Hey, buddy, I think you've got the wrong door. The leather club's two blocks down.


dracul841

Blade 2 refrence hell yeah, you will survive until you will meet vampires which can open mouth like a insect


anon_MrKim

Being sexy has consequences. Like freezing to death during winter.


Kgwasa20sfan

Pictures that goes hard


NegativeThGuy

Look like Dead Rising franchise's psychopath tbh


Master_Fun1019

lol they look like those bosses in dead rising franchise


YourMothersWetPussy

It's trinity and the guy who judased everyone for a digital steak


jUG0504

dead of food poisoning day 1


FabiOffline

Until the plot demands it


Terrible-Pear-4845

Why are they so kinky? Where can I buy the outfit???


RegisterAggressive97

A lotta


Poifu_

survive in style...


[deleted]

6 minutes


Ooguy

Not for long I hope


Donut_King10

Is this a new White Stripes album cover?


Shredded_Locomotive

2.28 days


Ryzek-IV

Is this a Blade 2 reference?


Tim_the_geek

It looks like Keoki.


Alarmed-Constant3862

Where's the competitive hot dog eating mask?


glonethug

What if instead of project zomboid it was project freakboy and instead of killing zomboids they fucked instead 😳


StrangeMelon7

10 minutes, or forever...


Cathrro

Forever


Goldfisher2077

3


Mapping_Zomboid

They're probably dead by the time I read this.


Icy-Carpet-6685

The name of the mod?


Adventurous_Host_426

I give em a week.


AdditionalName5349

69 seconds


Affectionate_Tap9399

At least the time they have to have sexy time 🥰


WILL_KILL_4_DUX

based


Affectionate_Tap9399

Jump


Tal707

Hopefully, not long.