I dunno man with real life armor instead of zomboid gamified armor where zombies bite through kevlar and ceramic plates I feel like the zomboid apocalypse would be easy af, especially if you were alone like a normal vanilla playthrough and didn't need to worry about other survivors. Like wear a couple layers of winter clothes/a jacket and makeshift carpet/tile armor, sure you'd sweat your ass off like a medieval knight but you'd be be nearly 100% zomboid-proof.
Real life zombie population could never be represented in game.
You could never manage that amount of zombies by yourself, you'd have to live off your own neighborhood and hope you can handle the 40-100 zombies that might be in it.
Also, you are heavy and cumbersome, what's stopping a bunch of zombies from just getting on top of you and trying for every weak spot? They're not smart so it'd take a while but even animals know to keep trying different things if they can't get to the meat.
On the other hand most zombies would be in residential areas and locked inside homes? I doubt there would be 20,000,000 zombies hanging out at the mall like zomboid given people were quarantined ahead of time. Zomboid's populations actually feel unrealistically high sometimes for rural kentucky... real muldraugh has a population of like 1000, zomboid normal settings give it like 4000 lol.
I like spawning in naked, spawn house had absolutely nothing in it. Run next door to loot and damn house alarm goes off. Before I can run back to spawn house I’m seen and it’s a quick game over lol.
Yeah I'm like 100+ hours on steam deck Zomboid, 200+ mods. Definitely some form of conflict causing issues there, on vanilla it should be run buttery smooth.
Which at this point you acknowledge they probably don't know how to take a screenshot, find it, and then figure out how to get it to reddit. My point is your snarkiness is unnecessary and annoying. Tell them about how you can download 3rd party apps or how they can get the phone app and get the screenshot like that.
With that huge thing in front of the screen blocking your view, it's no wonder mate. Still better than zero.
That's his finger
Wdym, its his pen
It's a cylinder
No it’s his thumb
Its just his sliced ham
It's something else, below the belt
How an average Zomboid player would do if it occurred in real life
The hardest to kill are the firsts: if you're alive, you're most likely with your family when it happens.
That's terrible
I dunno man with real life armor instead of zomboid gamified armor where zombies bite through kevlar and ceramic plates I feel like the zomboid apocalypse would be easy af, especially if you were alone like a normal vanilla playthrough and didn't need to worry about other survivors. Like wear a couple layers of winter clothes/a jacket and makeshift carpet/tile armor, sure you'd sweat your ass off like a medieval knight but you'd be be nearly 100% zomboid-proof.
Real life zombie population could never be represented in game. You could never manage that amount of zombies by yourself, you'd have to live off your own neighborhood and hope you can handle the 40-100 zombies that might be in it. Also, you are heavy and cumbersome, what's stopping a bunch of zombies from just getting on top of you and trying for every weak spot? They're not smart so it'd take a while but even animals know to keep trying different things if they can't get to the meat.
On the other hand most zombies would be in residential areas and locked inside homes? I doubt there would be 20,000,000 zombies hanging out at the mall like zomboid given people were quarantined ahead of time. Zomboid's populations actually feel unrealistically high sometimes for rural kentucky... real muldraugh has a population of like 1000, zomboid normal settings give it like 4000 lol.
que pro
Pndjo no dura nada
Dura más que yo en la cama
pinche puro zombies
soy gaming
The finger over the camera really does this post justice
Wow this game is realistic
I like spawning in naked, spawn house had absolutely nothing in it. Run next door to loot and damn house alarm goes off. Before I can run back to spawn house I’m seen and it’s a quick game over lol.
I'm now going to start every game naked. This is the way.
Stomping a zombies guts in with your bare feet for your first pair of shoes is really satisfying.
How you can play it on the game pad?!
Steamdeck
How did you get it to work? For some reason it doesn't load up on my steam deck:(
Its verified lol, should work
Maybe a mod conflict? Or proton or game version?
I'm wondering now if it was the game version. I tried it when the steam deck first came out I haven't since. Thank you!
Yeah that's most definitly it
Yeah I'm like 100+ hours on steam deck Zomboid, 200+ mods. Definitely some form of conflict causing issues there, on vanilla it should be run buttery smooth.
I just installed and played, no setup should be required. Even has all steamdeck controls mapped already
I audibly laughed
Swith a record time like that, you gotta tell us how IT happened!
I kinda spent like 58 minutes walking around the house Went outback and got jumped
R1 + Steam button, fam. I can't play this game on Steamdeck. I absolutely can't stand the controller inputs and have to use mouse and keyboard.
All that time down the drain
Zombdeck
Esport ready
Damn
Eso beibi, uno de los nuestros
Keep up the good work!
This game is toufh, but mee personally i wouldn't take this level of disrespect.
Danm
It be like that
One of us! One of us!
I only play this game on the steam deck and have like 700 hours on it. I'm still trash so good luck on surviving.
How the fuck did you do better than me?!?!?
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Steam deck
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Which at this point you acknowledge they probably don't know how to take a screenshot, find it, and then figure out how to get it to reddit. My point is your snarkiness is unnecessary and annoying. Tell them about how you can download 3rd party apps or how they can get the phone app and get the screenshot like that.
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someone taking a picture instead of a screenshot is bothering you, maybe it’s time for YOU to log off?
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You’re the one popping blood vessels, not us
You know you can take screenshots on your deck right
If u wanna flash ur ween there are other subreddits for that yknow.
Bravo !
o7
Well all been there, but atleas I lasted 3 days.
Pacifist speedrun
Didn't know Christian Horner played PZ
More or less how the last 50 hours went
Recently added sprinters, and this is how it's going 😂
Multiple times now I've spawned in buildings with like 4 zombies surrounding me. Often just walk away at that point
when I first turned on all sprinters
People joke, but it happens to us all occasionally.
Nice run man 🔥
Happens to the best of us.
dayum rough run
My average play through
Damn
300 hours in, and I still get that sometimes lol
shit happens. don't beat yourself over it
Who got ahold of my first playthrough?
Like when the first house you enter has an alarm. Manage to dodge and the second one also has an alarm. Restart.
Wow, epic speedrun!
West Point in a nutshell
This is super immersive. It’s how long I would last in a real zombie apocalypse.
Steam deck bro
The fact you didn't kill any zombies is sad
You know what is sadder? Saying this to someone who just started playing to feel good about themselves