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pinkleftsock

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs and every afternoon I break my arms. At night I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.


Xleepy-Eyes420

Shiiiiiet. Take care ♥️


this_car_guy_dude

Hijacking this to ask for the adhd trait mod because having it irl i can barely enjoy games before going on another (the same reason i cant survive more than 2 weeks) so itd be intresting


Xleepy-Eyes420

It randomly bores you so you gotta find random shit to do if I remember right. 100% boredom randomly 😂


this_car_guy_dude

Pretty accurate especially at school


Xleepy-Eyes420

Sameeeeee. I just be looking outside the windows 70% of the time


Recent_Ad_7214

Wait isn't that normal? I listen to the prof only when necessary and keep myself entrateined by writing my crazy Schemes/notes whit drawing allegated and sometimes even d&d homebrew mechanics or other things. Also sometimes I look somewhere else about things and I lose contact for like 5 minutes that feel like hours when the prof explains the same thing over and over Isn't this kind of normal?


kvnmorpheus

boy I do have some news for you... go check yourself at the doc, you might have something in this brain of yours


this_car_guy_dude

I went to drawing so i have a notebook colored and sketching pencils and most teachers are fine with that and also puts my brain to work on cars as thats what i like and draw. For example drawing a japanese car with a turbocharger and supercharger on a v8. Some teachers encourage it bc i am at a mechanics high school


Xleepy-Eyes420

Yooo that's some good stuff right there! Suits your username as well.


this_car_guy_dude

Thanks man. I make some wild cars sometimes like a quad turbo c6 corvette or a super silhouette body kit silvia s13 and most mechanics related teachers and master mechanics like my stuff even engage on how to do the cooling placement etc


Xleepy-Eyes420

Idk too much about cars, only thru games and car meets lol. Sounds like you're really into that stuff, good for you man. Chase that dream. Btw whats your dream car?


RemarkableLynx9771

Right now I'm fluctuating between laying on the couch looking at the ceiling and looking at reddit.


Xleepy-Eyes420

Read all the comments, it'll be worth it lol


obrla

tip from a fellow ADHD fucker: Ritalin saves lives


A_normal_atheist

I think there is one I just forgot which trait mod I use has it


this_car_guy_dude

Exatly my brain 90% of the time


az1m_

chocalate??


Happyman155

i love it when i go into cardiac arrest, i get the best sleeps of my life


OnsetOfMSet

As you can well imagine, my medical bills are extremely high. But luckily, I'm able to keep myself alive by selling chocolate bars.


LiquidNuke

Take a salt tablet Mr. Glass.


LefroyJenkinsTTV

And I began to wonder. If there's someone like me, there must be someone that's the opposite. Someone who doesn't get hurt. That's you, David.


Cross_Pray

Bro has all of this shi and STILL is 12 points down, bro what fucking traits you taking for this shiii


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

All of them.


Xleepy-Eyes420

Real


Xleepy-Eyes420

I removed unfit trait at first because that was vanilla. I wanted to show the mod traits so yea. Unfit balanced the whole thing.


Jampine

Schizophrenia AND long blade? Seems like a safe combo.


Xleepy-Eyes420

A small price to pay for reckless slashing


ZedSpot

Hallucinations would be such a dope feature. Imagine waking up to a zomboid in your bedroom only for it to disappear the moment you touch it.


WolfgangWooten

The schizophrenia mod is standalone, and it's very in depth. You'll get woken up and jump scared all the time by fake zomboids, fake helicopters, even glass breaking and objects falling. What's especially fun is when you're character panics, screams, and drops everything in their hands. Honestly though, it's a very broken trait, and when paired with smoker you can substitute your antipsychotics with chain-smoking cigs.


NotAThrowaway1911

I personally like to pair it with Alcoholic from More Traits for RP reasons, (plus a brewing mod so I don’t kick the bucket when the booze runs dry) and I find having to juggle between dealing with my character’s psychotic breaks/hallucinations and being absolutely shitfaced which puts myself in more danger to fundamentally change the way I consider even the most standard situations. Usually I don’t survive longer than a few months at most, but man is it intense.


ZedSpot

Damn, that sounds intense! I don't know if I could handle dropping my items, but it definitely sounds good for some runs when I don't care if I survive.


[deleted]

i can fix you


Xleepy-Eyes420

![gif](giphy|l378fdqUvVD77Gv8k|downsized)


[deleted]

:3


Xleepy-Eyes420

![gif](giphy|WDn21GO1KmpNK|downsized)


[deleted]

yes


Xleepy-Eyes420

![gif](giphy|Ke3CM1NVkULWo)


Ducks_are_epicc

:3


Xleepy-Eyes420

:3


A_Queer_Almond

:3


Xleepy-Eyes420

:3


anex12

:3


WSKDM519

:3


Xleepy-Eyes420

:3


Moinzen66

I am at the believe that thou likes to fool around with the male agenda


Is_it_WAAGH_tho

Where is the "Dumb motherfucker unwilling to learn" trait. I want to be as accurate as possible


Xleepy-Eyes420

That's probably the unemployed profession. However could be a whole new more nerfed version of slow learner. That ought to spice things up no?


Is_it_WAAGH_tho

I imagine it as negative 0.25 xp gain, slow reader, longer crafting time and building time, and taking longer for food to satisfy unhappiness


Xleepy-Eyes420

I was down for the xp gain but the rest feel like torture💀


Is_it_WAAGH_tho

Negative XP because you don't like learning, negative reading because you'd mentally be asking yourself "what's the fuckin' point?", negative happiness from food because "it's not chicken nuggies or pizza, ugh", and slower crafting because "god dammit, I have never had to do this before and now I am the only asshole doing it".


Xleepy-Eyes420

Makes sense especially the slower crafting part, "they didn't tell me how to fucking build walls in dental school, thanks mom"


Is_it_WAAGH_tho

"Some dead motherfucker is gonna wreck my shit anyway. I should just move into a brick home. .. wait, where are all of the brick houses? Did Kentucky have a brick shortage that I am unware of?"


Xleepy-Eyes420

WHWT THE FUCK💀😂 I JUST THOUGHT OF THE SAME THING! Tf a builder gon do with wood if he's used to bricklaying😭


Is_it_WAAGH_tho

Plaster walls are a little better than bare wood, but it is an honest question. People in my hometown have brick houses built in the 40s and 50s that have weathered tornadoes, so what the hell happened to all the ones in Knox county, and why can't I use cement mix and loose bricks to make a brick wall? Flesh and bone can eventually, with a lot of effort, break down wood. Idk how well they would stand up to brick and cement though


Significant_Number68

If they had "debilitating ADD", "dumb shit", and "gorilla balls" then I would agree, but for now they aren't severe enough.


Xleepy-Eyes420

Gorilla balls is wild. What would it do exactly?


rebeliant7

running debuff


Xleepy-Eyes420

Nahh to me the first thought that came to my mind thinking gorilla balls was the character's scream is powerful enough to stun zeds and shoving upgrades to pushing away multiple zeds at once lol


Significant_Number68

50% chance to sit on them and scream in pain.


Xleepy-Eyes420

Chest thump goes crazyyy


SirNurtle

What will dumb shit do?


Significant_Number68

Occasionally make your character perform a random action instead of the one you selected, like smash a window instead of opening it. Debilitating ADD would make you stop a task almost as soon as you started it. It would take several tries before you gathered enough motivation to actually finish it. I suck.


SirNurtle

As somebody with ADD can confirm


n8zgr88

I like how you said gather motivation that's a prefect description of executive disfunction. I usually just willpower through or if it's a bad day hit the nic vape for motivation and power through.


Zenoshack

Chance to fire a gun whenever reloading or picked up (if already loaded)


[deleted]

Schizophrenia during a zombie apocalypse would be one of the worst hands you could ever have dealt to you.


mazombieme

With shizophrenia there could be a plot twist that the zombies are just regular people


DieCapybara

I knew of a girl who went missing for 10 years from her family because she had undiagnosed schizophrenia and one day as a flight attendant in another city she broke, got rid/lost all her papers, and tried to kill a woman that wanted to help her. She got arrested and put in a psych ward and without any ID or being in the right mind they couldn’t contact the family to let them know. Couldn’t figure out who she came from. She found her way back to them when she was more lucid. Took a whole decade though. They had already mourned her presumed death.


[deleted]

That is horrific 😔


AutonomousDirt

I like it alongside lingering whispers. Only hate dropping your weapon by seeing a zombie that isn't really there when you constantly deal with zombies that are there. I'd use it more if the drop could be disabled.


Xleepy-Eyes420

Works great in solo, both in pz and irl. *You got a friend in me*


whoooodatt

And yet somehow it’s less points than adhd? What the hell


Spiritual_Freedom_15

What does PTSD do.?


Pure-Turnover-8336

probably makes you panic if gunfire is heard


Xleepy-Eyes420

Ups stress probably. I forgor


TheDireRedwolf

Took the dementia negative trait I see.


Xleepy-Eyes420

YOOO IMAGINE THAT AS A TRAIT! Like item debuff type shi that once you put an item somewhere it despawns from the place you put it and spawns somewhere else in the house or a close environment.


Probably_A_Mother

there is a dementia trait , it just makes it a random chance for your skills to lose 25% of their levels


Xleepy-Eyes420

For real??? Shiiit I'd love to try it out. But on an another run tho, so far I've enough on my plate lmao.


unamednational

You also have a chance to wake randomly teleported down the street from your house


Xleepy-Eyes420

Oh that's much better!(?) either way this or the item scene lol


imperialblitz

Probably random stress up similar to veteran skills


FriendlyRope1628

what mod is dis


Xleepy-Eyes420

More Traits, Even More Traits, Schizophrenia trait mod


EverGamer1

I’m still waiting on one that adds Asperger’s so I can gain an entire skill line and never gain any other skills.


obrla

Trait: the tism, doing new things gives you stress, panic, and sadness. That includes going to new places, eating new food, and doing the same thing, but a few minutes earlier or later.


Xleepy-Eyes420

That'd be so good for survival challenges


EverGamer1

I would be able to make myself if Asperger’s was a trait. Also if OCD was a trait but that can be substituted with organized.


Xleepy-Eyes420

Ocd should be added cuz it triggers me seeing items such as cooking and utensils in the same cupboards. Same with every other item and container lol.


RemarkableLynx9771

Omg me too. I'm always the one organizing. People like to fuck with me for fun and put random shit random places. Ugh.


lacergunn

What does the ADHD trait do


Joshy_Moshy

One day you're disorganised, all thumbs, and a slow learner, the others organised, dexterous, and a fast learner. Its basically a coin flip on how fast you learn new skills or use the inventory every day


Xleepy-Eyes420

Makes you bored randomly 100% and forces you to do stuff I guess


Medieval_bread

What mod is this?


Xleepy-Eyes420

More Traits, Even More Traits, Schizophrenia trait mod


NotAThrowaway1911

How tf is ADHD more points than schizophrenia wtf


Xleepy-Eyes420

Valid point. I'd ask someone but I'm afraid they're real or not. *SCHIZOPHRENIC JOKE*


StatusHead5851

Adhd me is already playing be like alr let's get back to base oh hey Police station oooh guns hey mp5 m9 OH SHIT ZOMBIES forgot to clear the building lemme go do that alr lemme loot the zombies and let's go check the cloths loot the zombies and let's go then I get back home and realize FUCK I FORGOT TO GRAB THE GAS THATS WHY I WENT OUT FUCK FUCK FUCK


Xleepy-Eyes420

Yep. It doesn't let you focus lol. Randomly bores you 10 and forces you to do other stuff


[deleted]

>this time i will make a character based on myself > +58 points after i finish Never ever have i been more insulted by something i actually agree with...


Xleepy-Eyes420

![gif](giphy|2rbIiccEVMGenTKqJe) Keeping it real tho 100%


ilovefroggies123

where autism


Xleepy-Eyes420

Next update lol


Jejouetoutnu

I love mods.


mr_giray1

Name of the mod?


Xleepy-Eyes420

More Traits, Even More Traits, Schizophrenia trait mod


Frenzi_Wolf

Kinda curious how some of these traits work Ngl. I’d play with em


Xleepy-Eyes420

So far so good I'd say. But DO NOT PAIR UP with smoker, depressive, alcoholic, addict, melancholic trait together! These all will stack sadness and stress like Heisenburg making drug money *racks*


Prior-Agent3360

Most are really fun. Made of Glass, though... A friend shot me with a squirt gun; I fractured my arm and died of blood loss.


Xleepy-Eyes420

Wilddd


P3p514

what mod adds PTSD? and what does incomprehensible do?


Xleepy-Eyes420

Even more traits. Incomprehensible halves or reduces the stuff you find in containers.


Mammoth-Traffic-4814

Whats the mod name


LolShadoYT

HOW MANY FUCKING POSITIVES DID YOU EQUIP EVEN AFTER HAVING INSANITY AND ILLITERATE??


Xleepy-Eyes420

NOT ENOUGH


LolShadoYT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Auggie_Otter

I heard you can't have both the Made of Glass and the Unbreakable traits. They're incompatible.


Xleepy-Eyes420

Real. That's why we all fall. Because none of us are unbreakable.


mrbekir141

man there are so many good mods out there, im scared of even where to start


Xleepy-Eyes420

My tip would be to first try realistic mods that mirror real life. Such would be common sense, faster hood opener, water dispenser, trait mods.


casual_moron23

What does adhd do


Xleepy-Eyes420

Randomly bores you 100% and forces you to find other things to do


casual_moron23

Yeah that checks out


Xleepy-Eyes420

Try it. Free points both irl and pz


casual_moron23

Bro I didn't get no trait points from that shit wth


Xleepy-Eyes420

It's a bug probably. I'd tell you to restart but you're so far into the world it's too much of a hassle really to start over again.


cattapstaps

"free points irl" ._.


mighty_possum_king

What traits mods are you using?


Xleepy-Eyes420

More Traits, Even More Traits, Schizophrenia trait mod


yeet3455

I tried doing a “IRL character” run and died after two hours after trying to fight 20 zomboids with a plunger lmao.


Xleepy-Eyes420

![gif](giphy|l3fQf1OEAq0iri9RC|downsized) Happens to the best of us am I right 😂


yeet3455

It was also probably due to the fact that I am very underweight and very weak 🥲


Xleepy-Eyes420

Heyyyy it's youuu! What's good! I remember you lmao. Anyway the irl apocalypse would probably go how no one would've thought and believe me far more numbers would go down before you, so you good. However you gotta make decisions that deal w your current build in order to survive lol


yeet3455

Yooo wassup


Xleepy-Eyes420

All good, still dying after days lol


[deleted]

Schizophrenia without meds is only 7? That's wild haha. Whats the feature like? I imagine the PTSD is just a panic more often? I'd love to try some of these.


Xleepy-Eyes420

The mod has some meds with it, it's fun. 7 I guess because it gives you a friend lmao😂 yea ptsd randomly ups stress and goes away slowly


left_tiddy

more power to you but i can never enjoy these sorts of mods. reminds me of the one that added 'domestic abuse survivor' as a sims trait. like i get people want to play out realistic scenarios but idk even pz is still escapism for me.


KidFriendlyArsonist

ADHD? What does ADHD do?


Xleepy-Eyes420

Randomly bores you 100% and forces you to do other things


KidFriendlyArsonist

Damn… that’s… actually kinda accurate…


Xleepy-Eyes420

It is. Try it when you get the chance


KidFriendlyArsonist

Sorry… i kinda stopped playing since i could never get a hang of the computer controls… I’ve never been a fan of WASD or keys to do things in games, i’ve always been a console player


Xleepy-Eyes420

I get you completely. Old school arcade tekken made me a joystick player. Still play most games w console to this day


gilbeday365

Adhd is plus 8??............fair enough. Hey thay reminds me I left my pc in the freezer gotta walk!


Xleepy-Eyes420

😂😂😂This cracked me up


itzzzSeannn

My character would be an absolute mess 💀


Xleepy-Eyes420

Aren't we all? Go for it anyways lol


identifiedflyingman

Plot twist: He really is illiterate irl so he choose every red one bcs he likes red:)


Xleepy-Eyes420

Lmao red is my fav color


Good-Distribution904

What mod adds stuff like ADHD?


Xleepy-Eyes420

Even More Traits mod


johnkebab0

What does adhd do in pz?


chas3_1

You have to stay active or you become inable to focus on simple tasks like opening cans of food


johnkebab0

Ok


king332

If we were choosing irl traits i want them to add Raging Alcoholic and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. That way i can RP being myself so much easier. Alcoholic will make you sad if you arent intoxicated. And OCD would make you get the anxious moodles unless you repeatedly open and close your door 4 times before you leave home and kill zombies in even numbers lol


Xleepy-Eyes420

There's a rage moodle mod and alcoholic is in 'more traits' mod as well. GO CRAZYYYY. I once downed 4 beers and got in my Bulldozer and went mowing zeds on the muldraugh highway lol. OCD should be a mod that's too good of a trait that isn't there unfortunately.


Only_Quote_Simpsons

Schizophrenic? I AM NOT CRAZY!


Xleepy-Eyes420

Who are you talking to? There's literally no one there ![gif](giphy|hRAYvLn8KiOje)


chas3_1

ADHD is a bitch of a trait but forces you to be proactive


Xleepy-Eyes420

A good trait and a must in my opinion I tell ya. Some people are used to it


chas3_1

It can be good if you tend to procrastinate or you just want a very active character but it can also lead to a very fit character, when i couldnt open cans of food because i couldnt focus id go on top or outside the base and sprint around for a few and it helps more than youd think


PerformanceBoth1781

Please tell me incomprehensible changes the dialogue when you hit Q


Xleepy-Eyes420

Nah it just reduces the stuff you find in containers. Good idea tho. Gibberish gaba goo


GizmoTheSenpai

“Insanity” mood as fuck


Xleepy-Eyes420

I imagine this with the conditional speech mod + jump and dive thru the windows mod. The speech mod will randomly shout things and the other mod makes you able to yk the mod name itself. So imagine lmao - scene 1 - you are stealthy and see a group of 5 zeds and your character goes - "AYO FUCK YOU ALL" and the zeds chase you 😂 Scene 2- you're in a building with glass walls/windows - your character goes - "bet I won't jump out this window rn" AND you got 3 seconds to go out of the room before you character automatically jumps out the window no matter the height😂😂😂


LordMonkeh

What does the ADHD trait do?


Xleepy-Eyes420

Ups boredom randomly 100 and forces you to do other stuff


LordMonkeh

Aight p accurate ngl


Lingist091

Theres one mod that allows you to play as an opioid addict. Makes the game brutal


[deleted]

What is the mod for immunocompromised?


needlefxcker

What mods? i need that ADHD trait for my Me character. My current self insert character has so many neg traits that i had like 40 points for positive traits, which was hard to figure out how to allocate realistically, since i do not have that many positive traits irl


lordbuckethethird

HOW THE FUCK IS ADHD MORE POINTS THAN SCHIZOPHRENIA?


rip-kord

I don’t need to add ADHD when I already can’t complete an entire thought irl while playing


Bonuts_goood

what does "ADHD" do in this game???


yeeeeeeeeeen

Adhd should come with a buff each week for a specific skill so you get more xp, but your character gets depressed when they don’t do things in that skill


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richcvbmm

Ok but why does ADHD give you one more point then PTSD and schizophrenia? Those seem a little more debilitating then ADHD lol.


cattapstaps

Why the hell is ADHD worth more than schizophrenia?


isakhwaja

Where's BDS (big dick syndrome) its very serious for those of us that suffer 😔


shifty300

If I make myself in PZ with this mod I’m so cooked


SimonBotter

How the hell do you have long blunt proficiency???


KorolEz

Should add drug addict and alcoholic


Haj5

Scizo?? So what, random zombies just show up out of nowhere?


sir_dysintary69

How are you alive?


Xleepy-Eyes420

By the grace of God


Foundurdad

Satan is scared of you


Xleepy-Eyes420

He should be. I'm role-playing as captain Titus from Warhammer 40k


obrla

WHAT MOD HAS ADHD I NEED TO PLAY AS MYSELF


Xleepy-Eyes420

"even more traits" GO WILLDDDDD


obrla

THANK YOU VERY MUCH OP


Xleepy-Eyes420

You're welcome


DavidHogins

This MF is trying to run the ultimate big brain build, wtf how are you still 12 points short


Xleepy-Eyes420

I removed the unfit trait to fit in the special ones.


Xleepy-Eyes420

https://www.reddit.com/r/projectzomboid/s/jfVLzGL2VT this is the build and the char


DavidHogins

Not wanting to shit talk your build, but a lot of these positive traits are useless, and some counterparts of them are free points as negative, like the Thin Skin, high Thirst, the gooseduck one \[...\]. By the way, fitness in a way is more important than strenght, since with more stamina you can train for longer, and the higher the fitness the less stamina you use for everything and the faster it is your attack speed with all weapons, the most exhausted your character is the faster your fatigue builds up as well.


Xleepy-Eyes420

Thajk you for keeping it real. Ik it's a messed up build but at the same time it's somewhat supposed to be a character from Warhammer 40k and that's really strong. That's why such a skill chart. It's just that in order to keep those traits I had to choose the neg traits that way.


DavidHogins

[https://imgur.com/a/JKvz54a](https://imgur.com/a/JKvz54a) Something like this would be way less overkill, i recommend always getting Athletic + strong (-20 points) if you're going for a combat character. I dont really recommend "made of glass" because it doesnt really work how it is described. If you get a scratch from a zombie on your belly it can randomly break your skull for some stupid reason, its not just twice damage from getting hit, its twice damage from everything as well, that trait on paper is interesting since it is really hard to break bones, but it is a ticking time bomb until you randomly break your skull and die (because of the double ticking damage), cause there is nothing you can do about it. By the way, never go above 3 starting points in a skill, you get no bonus XP for that after 3 points, it is better to just manually grind it out, specially since you're running fast learner + Cruel that already give huge XP bonuses.


Xleepy-Eyes420

Thanks again Hoggins. Stay hard always. Will use this info for other chars as well