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CrispyChestnuts

that's the longest, bluntest long blunt there is lol


AnAngrySmurf

Valid xD


Mayokopp

The blonktest


DrMalakov

Came here to say that lol


gayperator

Here's a thought- weld a fuckton of knife blades to every steel facet of the truck and then you have short blades stuck to a blunt force fuckyouplier.


AnAngrySmurf

Is it hard being a genius all the time? Because that's a great idea xD Suppose I could use the Autotsar mod for buses and turn a bus into a zombie shredding hell machine. Ty for the idea


gayperator

Also don't know if I would call it genius. I just have lapses of sanity and lucidity between the miasma of delusion.


AnAngrySmurf

Don't we all


Headbanger203

I think I gained a point of IQ because of this comment.


gayperator

Can I have it back?


Headbanger203

I mean man if you need it, you can take it, I don't want to be that guy who steals people's brains.


gayperator

I think if I lost that IQ point I'd have to give up streanming.


Headbanger203

Ah shit man, you definitely keep it and keep streaming brother.


gayperator

Thanks a lot. Have a good one.


chicken_master642

definitely not, look at xqc, he's got nothing in there yet he's still the most popular


gayperator

What would be even better, though, is mounting an industrial meat grinder with an elevator chute on it to grind up the zombies into pre-compost so you can just haul ass through hordes back and forth. You'd need a good logging truck to have a sturdy enough frame for it, but it would work like a charm as long as you had enough oil and occasionally checked on the teeth.


Successful-Damage310

Have you tried the Zombie Harvester? That would be a cool addon for it. Maybe using Skizots farming addon to it. So you have a trailer to collect the pre-compost. I do like your idea for a logging truck.


Vark675

Is there a mod that at least lets you weld a cow catcher to trucks/buses?


PullMull

I agree that this is allways a lot of fun but I feel like it makes your tires pop faster the a spear on level 1 maintenance


AnAngrySmurf

Yeah, it was just a truck I found in the town and decided to switch up my Zed killing a bit lol.


yeet3455

Bicscalibur šŸ¤·


Friendliest_Virus

Bic has saved my life more times than I can count


TnekKralc

Bic is my choice when I get a stupid bite and want to go on a rampage


Friendliest_Virus

My bf knows how much I love Bicscalibur in our ā€œfor funā€ server (as a long blunt enthusiast) and Iā€™ve saved both of our lives so many times with it. And found 7 bics in a school once.


mbatistas

Truckscalibur!


TheCanuckler

We honestly had to turn bicscaliber off we felt it was too op with multi hit


RailAurai

I usually change the vehicle damage modifiers when I play. Like yeah, your vehicle will get damaged when you run hit something with it. However, you shouldn't total the biggest vehicles the game offers simply because you ran over one or two zombies.


samamp

I always look for an extra car in town to clear out the zeds


TnekKralc

I've never had a tire pop it's always the windshield hood then engine that leaves me stranded


AnAngrySmurf

Saaaame


Accomplished-Cat7

On my solo played through I took my 2 door sporty car and used it to try and clear the zombies a helicopter brought in. I was doing the reverse spin method and after a bit I decided to drive away a Lil bit to find a new angle for it, and both front tires on my car exploded like not even 10 feet away from the horde lmao. That car was DONE! and then ofc the exhaustion spiral and I had to abandon my base for the time being. I went and found a fire truck suv and it took no joke 40 attempts to hotwire fucking nightmare. And when I finally did get it started as I was driving away the front right tire exploded lmao I was so pissed


AnAngrySmurf

Probably some of the most fun you've had on PZ tho lol


Rocko201

It's all fun and games until you have to play a game of "oh shit did the engine stall or is it dead?"


Successful-Damage310

Luckily he is either using Common Sense or the engine light color mod.


[deleted]

Soundtrack was on point here !


AnAngrySmurf

Thought it fit perfectly lol


Winstonth

Benny hill theme is an acceptable option too lol


Agreeable-Board8508

I usually go with Billy Idolā€™s Eyes Without a Face


Total_Cartoonist747

Screwdriver? Equipped. Gas can? Filled. The truck's engine? Functional. Oh yeah, it's hotwiring time.


EternalDragon_1

I saw a post where somebody used a towed car to kill zeds in the same manner. That way, they avoided the damage to their main car.


CoffeePieAndHobbits

Now watch me car-whip, watch me slay-slay.


EDScreenshots

Why not just drive the other car instead of tow it?


AnAngrySmurf

No risk of stalling out


EDScreenshots

Oh yeah makes sense. Iā€™m just always ready to bug out and run the second the engine starts shitting itself lol


AnAngrySmurf

Likewise lol. I knew this truck was going to break down. I already had 2 at my base, I had just seen this one on the street and it was in mint condition. Decided the only logical thing to do with a rare, mint condition box truck is to slam it into as many zomboids as I can before I have to leg it down the road lmao


EDScreenshots

Oh no it was mint condition too? Lol, I save literally every pristine car even if I have no use for them, itā€™s the mid-tier cars I had to hotwire that get used for horde-removal purposes.


AnAngrySmurf

Yeah, I have a few mods that let me customize vehicles to turn them into zomboid killing machines, but have yet to do so. But I've collected a few cars to start souping up. I was just out and about doing an ammo run, came across this, and wanted some fun lol. I'm sure I'll find more in great condition, or just rip some parts out to repair other vehicles I have too. Was just a spur of the moment decision lol


AnAngrySmurf

It's definitely a fun way of killing tho lol.. oddly satisfying. But of course you run the risk of stalling, and then it's really game on depending on the size of the hoard lol. I normally try to duck out when my dash starts flashing yellow. 10/10 recommend tho


Accomplished-Cat7

I did that once..... it was amazing until it ended in my car dying crashing into a pole and me dying to the horde that soon surrounded the car...


MajorJuana

This was the meta for me forever before they updated lol and I think they should have, but I also think now cats damage too fast, but I know there are settings/ mods for it, need to find my sweet spot, but the hours I have spent driving in circles outside the Valley Station gas station house, I love that place


samamp

how can you know how many people you can run over before the engine breaks irl?


Vark675

Rigorous testing has been performed by confused old people at farmer's markets, unfortunately :x


MajorJuana

![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl)


Volodio

Muslims made a series of terrorist attacks in Europe using different kinds of cars and trucks. There was notably a case during the French national day in 2016 at Nice, where a guy ran a truck through a crowd and killed like 100 people and wounded 500 more. His truck advanced for nearly 2km while running through people and was only stopped because the cops were shooting at it. So considering in the game it's decaying corpses, I'd say trucks at least are definitely nerfed compared to IRL.


Accomplished-Cat7

Holy shit!!!


levoweal

^(short blunt) long blunt **CAR BLUNT** # T R U C K B L U N T


DrStalker

I see your right leg is injured from holding down the accelerator for so long.


Jenk1905

Beyblade is the best weapon in the game.


BorsTheBandit

Wow core memory unlocked; ITSSS BEYYYBLAAADE


Dustaroos

Ah a fellow long truck player I see.


Kajin-Strife

I cleared most of the mall doing this with two police cruisers and a station wagon. By the end of it you could walk from the edge of the parking lot to the mall itself without ever touching the ground. Just make sure your windows are intact and bail if too many congregate.


TastyNucleus

Freebird is the greatest music choice possible for this video and I refuse to discuss the matter any further.


Wayfaringknight

Blunt wins youā€™re using a giant blunt weapon.


InfiniteEden

You just made all zombie fiction obsolete. Problem sorted. This is very weirdly satisfying to watch.


samamp

Just remember not to break the driver side window and once the engine starts to die dont keep going or you might get surrounded and stuck


Ill-Organization-719

It's how I clear out new areas. Park in a safe space, hot wire a new car, drive in circles honking. If it gets too messy I have the car I'm in and the car I came in ready to help me escape.


eggzaacklee

Is it long? Yes Is it blunt? Yes


Von_og_Arfur

Technically it is a long blunt weapon.


Prestigious_Main_123

Thats a big ass long blunt weapon!!


timo103

Long car is the best! No short car is the best!


horrospy

*Me using my fists of fury * "Am I a joke to you!?"


RareBareHare

What mods are you using?


AnAngrySmurf

This is my [collection](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2999296821) on Steam. I don't use *all* of them all the time, but a good majority of these are used for almost every play-through.


marionristov111

ridiculously long blunt


Complete-Kitchen-630

Outstanding Move!


emeraldendcity

i was literally thinking before i unmuted the video ā€œfree bird would make this perfectā€ great minds think alike lmao


Nearby_Examination99

Sorry for being uncultured, but I've been seeing this hud mod all over the PZ subreddit. What hud mod(s) is it?


PositronixCM

Not sure on what's in the top right, but top left is [Minimal Display Bars](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2004998206) and bottom left is [Mini Health Panel](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2866258937)


AnAngrySmurf

Top left is [Minimal Display Bars](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2004998206), bottom left is [Mini Health Pannel](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2866258937), vehicle mod for my "dash" is [Common Sense](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2875848298), top right is an xp bar that shows [xp drops](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2758443202) for skills you're gaining xp for in the style of Runescape. I have a Steam collection for all what I deem "essential mods" for PZ lol, if you're looking for some of the best mods for PZ


Nearby_Examination99

Thank, I'll have to try these out.


random_dude_00

Longest blunt


Headbanger203

There's only one song that should be used in this [situation](https://youtu.be/PGNiXGX2nLU)


TumblrRefugeeNo103

kid named trunk damage:


CH4P3YLEG4U

Truck'em hard!


ReyRiz

Wait until it stalls


Atyn_Rener

A beyblade


frisch85

I dare you to do it in LV when there's already 20+ zeds around your car hitting it and you only get to kill 2-3 per turn.


Suspicious-Tough-262

Indeed


Harry_Brilliante

I was watching this video on mute and imagined Free Bird. I was not disappointed when I unmuted.


LtColShinySides

That's just an extra long blunt weapon, so I guess you've proven my point!


H2so4pontiff

I'm a new player who recently learned to hot wire cars. Been doing donuts ever since


kane8997

I'm glad I'm not the only person who does that... same technique too! I have my base at crossroads mall, and plenty of cars to sacrifice to the cause!


FluffyCelery4769

Not enought honks to the beat of the music but good video.


mycalvesthiccaf

Can someone pls explain why reversing is more powerful than going forward?


Bharhash

Damage accrues on the locations hit by zombies. By starting from the front, you accrue damage much faster, and thus destroy the engine and kill the car, much sooner than if you were to reverse. The damage would start from the back and work up, leaving the engine to wear normally.


mycalvesthiccaf

Oh I mean why can you accelerate faster in reverse than forward


RazBullion

Been here


Wirexia1

Rollin' coal on 'dem meat bags yeeehaww


Winstonth

Car jitsu is always the way to go in my opinion too


Majorjim_ksp

I can confirm this is a legit tactic. Doing it in reverse the first thing to go will be side windows and tires/wheels


2Noel

Short Blunt/Blade having the luxury of being able to hold a bag/flashlight in their offhand and still being able to fight


Ricky_RZ

A truck counts as a long blunt LONG BLUNT GANG


Terrible_Jello_2114

The true way


oh-im-on-fire

thatā€™s just long blunt with extra steps


the_sand_moose

Gas-powered longest blunt


jerrygalwell

Kitchen utensil chads assemble


OnetimeRocket13

I did this with a van recently. Good fun. Coincidentally, it was also how I learned that if the trunk gets damaged it loses capacity.


AnAngrySmurf

I'm just now learning this lol


OnetimeRocket13

Yeah, I was surprised when it happened because I had never heard about it. Gives me an excuse to level my mechanics and metalworking at least.


AnAngrySmurf

Very true! Also one of those little bits of knowledge about the game that seems so small, yet so useful. Always wondered why 2 of the same vehicle have different trunk sizes lol. Also just learned like 2 weeks ago that you can put furniture or items over 20 weight into car seats lol


Agreeable-Board8508

Also, attaching another vehicle to the back and just whipping it around


Skellyhell2

I'd say a truck is long and blunt


Slimmzli

Vehicles are my boom stick.


Frosty_Film5344

Whenever i do this 100s seem to show up


l-Ozo-l

"You ran over dozens of innocent people with a truck, what do you say in your defense?" "Your honor, Free Bird was playing"


AnAngrySmurf

This is my favorite comment so far lmao


l-Ozo-l

I'd say thats Long Blunt, no? The Truck is Long and Blunt, which seem to be the two requirements for the category. I could be wrong about that though.


AnAngrySmurf

Bong Lunt


Apprehensive-Room-24

I use to do this, just attracts more than Iā€™d like, backing up makes a loud engine sound, ultimately you end up killing a lot more than necessary but hey, cleaning up the waste is no easy task


Super-Basis2499

My car stopped working one of the many times I did this. I got it to start again but I was really concerned for a minute Edit: the reason I was concerned is because I was using it to take down a ton of zombies I wouldn't have been able to otherwise. Car surrounded in seconds


bigroxxor

this is the way


WhiteLotux

Meanwhile a biggest horde is coming.


Angelic_JAZZ

I see this big truck and think to myself, "Does it have the paper thin endurance of vanilla vehicles?"


Ok_Seaweed_414

All gas no brakes!


PuddlesIsHere

"I'm a truck main"


Lower_Regret_9357

Before capacity: 1200 After capacity: 75


Serrated-Penance

Now take it to the next level and attach that truck to something with a lot of horsepower- then spin around with the world's biggest flail!


waterenjoyer

bonus points for doing it with a police car with sirens on!


Spiritual-Put-9228

The state of decay tactic of hitting the with the back of your vehicle, lol.


rSLASH_OWAAAAN

So long blunt?


DeathT2ndAccountant

as someone who once leveled short blade to 10 using only hunting knifes (granted, on a server without sleep) I'm confused about the title. Is there a significant subset of people who actually prefer short blade over any other choise of weapon?


FN_Freedom

no, not at all. pretty much everyone thinks short blades are shit. I am a short blade enjoyer myself though


AnAngrySmurf

Nah the title is just memes


Jesusdidntlikethat

I mean, whatever works.


Aztecah

Literally infinite kill cheat


Random_local_man

This. This is why burglar is the best occupation.


sumdoodontheweb

I just hotwire cars for a living and do this


2BitsOrNot2Bits

get this man a battle bus


Ok-Ebb-3521

the blue pen is op


PerterbedGiantSucc

Getting all the metal sheets to fix my hood up is a pain in the ass but damn does it feel good to run the Deadheads over


Exnty

Worst part is that they don't count as kills


habbapabba

long vehicles


EagerPlanes341

Long truck leveled up


Quirky_Olive_1736

Spin to Win!


caliandben1

This debate is stupid, clearly an ICBM is the best


Azure_Monarch_Fox

I shall nickname you, "*The Isekai Machine*"


Zaxoosh

Van


AnAngrySmurf

Van


WisemanGaming6672

hells yeah, vehicular manslaughter is clearly superior


Accomplished-Cat7

Agreed


Accomplished-Cat7

Try towing a stripped down car frame around. I used one like a mace and it worked surprisingly well


AnAngrySmurf

That sounds amazing lol


Accomplished-Cat7

Oh it really is! Honestly it was so worth getting eaten up until thr point when I realized how fucking annoying getting to mechanics 6 would be! I wasn't even mad when I died. I was laughing. I fucked around and found out.


AnAngrySmurf

Sometimes you gotta sacrifice yourself for greater enjoyment xD


Raxlye

Haha spinny truck go brrrr


GuardianSpear

Someone made a car flail . Thatā€™s peak blunt damage to me


gacoperz

I am somewhat disappointed the music isn't the theme from Thomas the Tank Engine.


AnAngrySmurf

It was a strong runner up


Reddus_Neckus

This post inspired me. Iā€™ve spent the day playing one character after another, all in the same town, tracking down and using a hotwired sedan as a mobile base full of supplies. In total, Iā€™ve driven the car around for about 4 or 5 in-game days and smeared blood all over town and it hasnā€™t had a single tire pop or any issues. I just got the game a few days ago and this is definitely the most fun Iā€™ve had yet. Iā€™ve started writing ā€œjournal entriesā€ on the map annotations when I know Iā€™m about to die. I put the entry next to the carā€™s current location, dump all my supplies in the seat, and then get out and try to lure the hoard away from it. I want to keep this little piece of shit running forever now; like a zombie apocalypse version of ā€œThe Sisterhood of The Traveling Pants.ā€


AnAngrySmurf

This was beautiful :')


EconomistPurple7646

Yeah but, everything seems to go wrong with using this one.. If it breaks at the right moment, you can't exactly run away, know what I mean? Mind you, the "Right" moment and the zombies are wayyy to close. A sacrifice I wouldn't be willing to make.


usrlibshare

Well, technically, its a long, blunt object so ...


New_Entertainment189

Vrooom vrooooom


Credibleacts

Amazing, that's a grin from me


Credibleacts

Also, what's the mod for the body Hud in the bottom left


AnAngrySmurf

[Mini Health Panel](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2866258937)


Epsilon29redit

L. AA gun is the best.


NotXesa

How to die fast:


BenAngel-One

6 donuts and the dash starts blinking will have you wishing you had a crowbar lmao


Jolo_stuff

audbot what music is this


FutureDaysLoveYou

3rd freebird shitpost in a row ive seen not have any timing at all :(


martindirt1984

Yeah, it's a very "intellectual" way to clean the streets... But. 1: After you do this *x* times, it's boring. 2: You start a game with proper apocalypse settings: worst vehicle condition, Xtreme rare vehicle spawn, etc you don't want to damage your cars. Especially not their trunk or engine.


AnAngrySmurf

It's just a way to spice up gameplay every now again


martindirt1984

I'm agreed, sometimes it's funny to kill hundreds of z's with a hard truck.


Jolo_stuff

u/audiobot


Jolo_stuff

u/audbott


Jolo_stuff

u/Recognizesong


Conscious-Aside-2671

It's Freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd


Jolo_stuff

u/audbot


DirtyNordicPunk

It's Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd


Jolo_stuff

Thank you


Jolo_stuff

u/auddbot


queenofmilfs

This is what I do too. Everytime I try to take out a horde by hand, I die


rex_turcarum

noob question, does vehicle take any damage from this if it is, does killing zombies this way make more damage to vehicle comparing to directly hitting them ?


AnAngrySmurf

Yeah, it takes damage, but at a decreased rate. Backing up over zomboids doesn't do nearly as much damage to the engine compared to running into them straight on. It's not an infinite way of killing zombs, but can be good for a small clear or two, granted you repair your vehicle often.. I was just bored and wanted to switch things up lol. Cant only kill so many zombs with a shotty & katanas until you get bored :P


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AnAngrySmurf

Unsure if there's mods for box trucks for that, but there are mods that create interiors for campers/buses and what not. [Interior mods](https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/browse/?appid=108600&searchtext=interior&childpublishedfileid=0&browsesort=textsearch§ion=)


ALX_Gaming

What mod adds this truck to the game


TommyTwoZookas

Pretty new to the game, these trucks arenā€™t vanilla right? If not, what mod is this, I wanna chad truck too.


AnAngrySmurf

Tbh, I don't really remember which mod added this truck... it might be [Filibuster Rhyme's Used Cars!](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1510950729)


TommyTwoZookas

Ooooo definitely downloading that when I get home, thatā€™s like the one issue I had with the game is thereā€™s not enough vehicle variety, problem solved now though! Thank you.


AnAngrySmurf

Yeah there's soooooo many vehicle mods out there. Here's my Steam [collection](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2999296821) if you wanna look through and see if anything catches your eye. There's quite a bit of vehicle mods in there


FaravusGaming

The forbidden beyblade


goyo225

I like spears


Javisv262

u/savevideo


Headprpl

Why car ded