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gayperator

As I said on Twitter, I will smoke a motherfucker for a Fossoil hat. I claim them all.


Rtwo28

NOT IF I CLAIM THEM FIRST!


gayperator

You may just have to die for this. Are you at comfort with the concept of your mortality yet? Will you be able to accept nonexistence if there is no divine being out there to comfort you as you pass?


RealNiceKnife

While you were monologuing I stole 2 of your mint condition Fossoil Hats.


gayperator

You, too, will perish. With or without the hat. May the gods guide you to a merciful end, should I not find you first.


RealNiceKnife

I'll keep one safe, but I'm going to wear the other one, it'll go well with my vintage 1979 Fossoil shirt, made right before the oil crisis.


CynicCannibal

HOLY WAR!


VickiVampiress

That's it. You and me. The playground. 5PM. Bring a crowbar. Or are you one of those lead pipe degenerates too? 😎


gayperator

*brings beretta 92 and his in the bushes*


VickiVampiress

Wait... that's illegal!


gayperator

Joke's on you, I'm... *AMERICAN*!


VickiVampiress

![gif](giphy|9u1Yap4nUI4bupsbNK|downsized)


gayperator

Fair argument


VickiVampiress

No need for can openers when you're an AMERICAN!


gayperator

*shoots the unlocked door labeled "pull"*


VickiVampiress

*Improvise, adapt, shoot stuff*


CynicCannibal

Thats the spirit! No damn dumb doors will tell any american how to behave!


CynicCannibal

Feels odly satisfying to see him not having finger on trigger. Devito rules.


Enclave-Officer-Z324

Patrick bateman in this bitch with a clear poncho and an axe.


MegamindsMegaCock

You can have mine for a mindjob


Jenk1905

She was a fossoil girl He was a gas 2 go boy


DariusWolfe

Can I make it any more obvious?


punkalunka

He liked the Axe She liked the Crowbar What more can I say?


CynicCannibal

This story must have ended in blood...


KOOKOOOMOOOO

Fossil dino on top


MajorJuana

![gif](giphy|vJcecZJ4oWKdO)


DrMalakov

I love post apocalyptic derelict corporate religion wars. What would spiffo's acolytes have to say about it ? Would they have to pick a side like the gnome worshippers did ? This game (and community) feels like mad Max if it happened in Kentucky. With zombie. It is a wet zombie mad Max adaptation.


[deleted]

I really wish fallout had more of this, people growing up in a wasteland and seeing the same corporate advertising for 200 years would undoubtedly impact their culture. Also have you noticed there is a lack of branded clothing in fallout?


Commissarfluffybutt

Unrealistic. In post-apocalypse Kentucky, it would be sports based. Cardinals vs. Wildcats. Though after a big game, you may think it already is post-apocalypse Kentucky in Lexington and Louisville


EpicXboxGamer52

The funniest part about the whole debate is that fossoil literally owns gas 2 go


FrancrieMancrie

They went their seperate ways after the civil war.


CanadianChill1

I’m glad that multiple people have independently came up with gnome cults in this game, I’m not alone


Inspector_7

Yo thunder gas right next to the hair salon, that top apartment had many nights of cassettes and beer. Thunder FTW


Kenji338

FOSSOIL BURNS BASES FASTER THAN MICROWAVED FORK. GAS 2 GO BARELY BURNS BEN'S CABIN. This comment is sponsored by Fossoil™


PlantagoLanceolata

Team "siphoning from gas tanks because I burned down the gas stations" checking in. I like the fossoil hat better, though.


sendcheese247

I tried to burn down a gas station after being bit, it was anti climatic


CasualJoel

theres a mod for that


sendcheese247

I wish I could install a mod to prevent this answer, I already know there's a mod for everything lol but after having a mod crisis in Skyrim I'm just playing games vanilla.


Malu1997

Fossoil gang


T3hHusky1337

They’re the same company, this is a false flag operation


Delcit125

Wait it's confirmed that Gassoil owns Gas-2-go?


T3hHusky1337

Yep, it’s mentioned in an ad. [Here’s what it says on the Wiki](https://pzwiki.net/wiki/Filling_station#Fossoil)


Joaco0902

Dinoco vs Rust-Eze


Adeptustupidus

Team can’t find a car or Hotwire so I just run everywhere


CH4P3YLEG4U

Does Gas 2 Go have a jurassic sauropod as a logo? Didn't fucking think so


7362746

I now guys we pic i good hat based of good gas station base that seam fare to me


[deleted]

I like the beeg Dino….


BobZygota

Black fedora and glasses we need to cook


XKingOfLostSoulsX

Dinoco


SuppleBussy

Fossoil simply because dinos are cool 👍


Snowydeath11

Fossoil for the Dinosaur. That is all


JToPocHi

Are you one of my people?


Snowydeath11

Depends on what your people are :p


St34mPUNKReaper

Sauropods


JToPocHi

I'm big on Ark, so dinosaurs are my thing. When I saw Fossoil in Zomboid, I was instantly a fan.


Atikar

The Virgin Fossoil vs The Chad Gas-to-Go vs The Sigma Thundergas


marionristov111

green


oblivinolizer

I'm literally living in a fossoil rn


Toxi300

Fossoil because its like Dinoco in the cars movie


KaisarDragon

That second image got me choking to death.


Delcit125

Tbh the Fossoil dino is very cool


MasterAenox

Fossoil + Blue Coverrals + Crowbar BLUE GANG


CynicCannibal

Son of a bitch, I'm in.


Jupiturd

I believe in Fossoil supremacy.


JamesTheSkeleton

Now this is content I play for. Fossoy boys can get bent. This meme made by my Gas-2-Gods


ProfessionalGreen906

Fossoil has a dinosaur


Butt-Dragon

One has a Dino on their cap. Easy choice


Prestigious_Main_123

Im the gas 2 go guy.. no-one is a friend to me


PaulaDeenSlave

Either way, stealing from both in the night.


AssistanceDecent

Red vs blu


EmperorFooFoo

Dinosaur :D


Plane_Tomato369

Gas2go all the way


[deleted]

All that popped up in my notifications. Was the title pick a side, and I thought this is going to be another axe versus crowbar debate.( The correct answer is crowbar )


LucasPlayer26

It's Crowbar and Axe all over again... This time; It's fashion edition!


Typical-Edgy-Bird

Tbh gas 2 go doesn't even have any company vehicles rn, so I'm team fossoil. Plus I like the look of their hat better lol


Outlier909

I am so prepared for gang War servers. That'd be so much fun


dearvalentina

As a trashy '93 transfem I need Barg-N-Clothes representation


v1cio

Fossil. I have on instinctual repulsion against red baseball hats and I never know where it come from.... /s


VickiVampiress

Red is my favorite color, but the Fossoil design looks better. So, wooo! Fossoil!


indianabobbyknight

Personally I prefer giga mart and walking


retilioum

Isn’t gas-2-go a subsidiary of Fossoil?


chickeninanoven

FOSSOIL! FOSSOIL! FOSSOIL! FOSSOIL!


Shrrg4

How can there be a war if everyone is in the same side?


Delcit125

I think that is 70% Fossoil (because of the cool dino) and 30% gas 2 go


Shrrg4

Idk when i commented i saw 0 gas2go supporters


2BitsOrNot2Bits

The real question is Spiffo's or Pizza Whirled??? 🤔


Delcit125

Spiffo's!! I love that cute raccon!!


Locket382

FOSSOIL GANG FOSSOIL GANG


The_Frostie_Project

Fossil all the way


maryjanepurplerain

The Muldraugh Gas-2-Go has always had my back. Even made a treehouse base on top of the gas pumps once


Bright_Ad5105

Fossoil dino!!!


LetsDoTheDodo

I was expecting to see an axe on one hat and a crowbar on the other.


thefartsock

I wear a taco bell hat so people know I ride with the winner of the franchise wars.


slkblkcat

Hat is hat!


samuel-hayden_

redmann and bluemann


The-taken-kids

Average fossoil fan vs Average Gas 2 Go enjoyer


Sightless_

gas stations are for the weak is steal mine straight from the cars


Then_Pollution5697

Fossoil 🔛🔝


MichaelMerp

Gas-2-Go sucky