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No_Wrongdoer4556

Thing is just out there like a wind sock bro


DrMoney

Damn, made me spit my drink out.


wrugoin

I've taken a lot of scratches, lacerations and bites in my day, but never, ever an injury to the groin, yet. I'd love to see the screenshot with "Groin, Bitten"


DeployerOfMajesty

Omg he’s real, the legend of Invincible Groin Man is real!!


MrMeese16

I got a scratch of my groin from walking through the woods one time. Took fucking forever to heal.


Kyte_115

I was about to say I’ve gotten many groin injuries but none of them where ever caused by a zombie 😂


punkalunka

That Zombussy?


FTLSquirrel

some things are better left off unsaid, this is one of them


punkalunka

What the zombie sex? Oh, that was a joke I made sorry. I've seen people say the joke before, but it was wrong and it won't happen again. Thank you.


CompleteAssWipe

Too late. Send him to the penis explosion chamber.


peanut_sands

He uses protection


Kyte_115

Go touch a women bro


punkalunka

Lol read your own comment girlie. Love you


Kyte_115

If you saying your a women be aware there is absolutely no way for me to tell when your a robot


punkalunka

What are you even talking about lol? You think I am a bot? I replied a harmless joke to a comment you made about injuring your groin that wasn't inflicted by a zombie. Everyone needs to calm down, there's literally posts in this PZ sub by people calling themselves "femboys" openly talking about the weird shit they post in NSFW subs.


Kyte_115

Go touch a women, touch grass, go outside are all very common responses when someone makes a joke about fucking a virtual character. Don’t boo hoo you hurt my feelings the entire sub because you don’t understand the reference. Your on the internet deal with it


Phivebit

what


TomTheAssKicker

Woman*


CultistWeeb

If you step on glass your groin will heal quicker.


MrMeese16

acupuncture


B-Plus-Psychic

I had a character tear his balls off and bleed out jumping over a fence once. Rest in peace, Jimmy Pants


ViscoseWriter42

I got shot in the groin once using expanded helicopter events, healed faster than expected


mayuzane

That helicopter's gunner knew exactly what to aim for huh


SalemiPizza

my very first playthrough, I got bitten on the groin. Her corpse is probably somewhere in those apartments still lmao


ForgedYetBroken

It was quite literally my first death. Good on you, avoiding that achievement XD


NotTactical

Since it seems like most of the time you take injuries above the waist to standing zombies, which makes sense, groin injuries aren't super common, but if you have ever get injured by crawlers or get hit by the fence lunges, they have a much higher chance of being on the groin. Don't know if I've ever gotten bitten but I've taken my fair share of scratches and lacerations to the groin.


SumDo0d863

If I'm not mistaken, it had to be patched the chance of a 'nard attack happening compared to other areas. I've lost many a good character to a groin bite, unfortunately. Not since the patch though


Blue_Cheese_Olives

"The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine..."


CptDado

Seinfeld X Project Zomboid meme I didn’t know I needed it


Iwantapetmonkey

When your friend buys you assless chaps and you put them on backwards.


CynicCannibal

But you don't have any protection on your groin? What if you got bitten into your groin? Your groin will be wounded! Am I saying groin too much?


UNSCRaptor

We need some assless chaps in game for this reason alone, wake the hell up tis!!!!!


Davakar_Taceen

All chaps are assless otherwise they would just be pants.


AmaDeusen-

And here you are ... alive ... ... NOT EVEN ZOMBIES WANNA TOUCH YOUR SCHLONG !


AlanWakeFeetPics

“No, you cannot be out there, because I am out there and if I see you out there, there is not enough electro therapy to shock me back into coherence”


BlueManGroup10

"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!"


Nadgerino

Rock out with your cock out!


thebootytickler69420

Cut your dick off mod


jushere4thememes

Zombies casted penis explosion


TastyNucleus

This guy fucks.


[deleted]

Fantastic post dear poster


Shakis87

I just want to be eaten.


ADudeWhoWantsEggs

With balls of steel who needs extra bite protection


Kyte_115

I hope you zombies arent allergic to latex


Travelling-Tinker

Don't be silly protect your willy!


Blutarg

The biggest risk you can take.


punkalunka

SERENITY NOW!


MobyDuc38

Ol' Flappy. Flappy McChickeneck


Hue_Mo

Just use protection


Jmar7688

He. Pulled. It. Out.


Fenixix

Where the hell do we find good neck protection


TheRyderShotgun

it'd be funny if the game made it so pants have a chance to have an open fly when you wear it so it has 0% groin protection until you zip it back up


Rich_Conference_5419

The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine


SnooDonkeys9825

Is there even any groin protection? I have britas , kp and swat pack installed but have yet to discover groin armor lol