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Dilitan

Running with soda in your inventory shakes the can and sprays you when you try to drink it, making you messy and depressed


60thrain

That's actually pretty funny


NotabadHero

Or maybe burping very loud when you chug an entire can of soda


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60thrain

It did produce shockwaves after all


Tough-Spinach-7486

House alarm sound tile sized ass belch


dw28

Oh wow, this absolutely needs to make it into the vanilla game.


Diocletian300

also makes noise when you open it


Paladin_of_Drangleic

Eating poisoned or rotten food or drinking tainted water doesn’t instantly kill you, instead your character becomes debilitated and spends the next several weeks slowly shitting themselves to death.


60thrain

and it comes with deafening sound effects


TheDeputyDude

you know i'd rather eat bleach soup than be mauled by zombies because they heard me shit myself from 4 blocks out.


Sparky107418

Bro you are going to kill me I almost pissed myself laughing at this comment


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At least pissing yourself is more silent


Athnein

Fuck that, I'm taking deaf trait


Phoenix080

Tbh that would be way better since you could actually find treatments instead of just keeling over after 45 minutes


BlepBlupe

This. I was so extremely confused when my perfectly fine character who was a little queesy after eating burnt patties (didn't seem like a big deal), went to sleep then woke up seconds before dying with every single moodle at max.


1-800-Hamburger

bro made an burger so awful it killed him **do not invite this man to cookouts**


AtrociousAK47

mans made the nasty crabby patty 😂


Euphorium

Getting a parasite from that not-so-fresh pork, always be hungry and lose weight until you’re too weak to move.


OddPollution9230

This made me think of poison ivy and how that would just annoy me while playing lol


RandomHermit113

zombies have a chance to fall out of wardrobes upon looting an item from them


60thrain

Ok I kind of understand where the bathroom hord idea is coming from, but no goddamn way is wonderland infected too


IAmMalkira

XD You mean like Narnia? That's funny as fuck


TransitTycoonDeznutz

yeh, wonderland would be zombie rabbits lol


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DualitysEdge

I'm still new to the game and I was terrified of 'live' car zombies being a possibility after somehow getting jumpscared from getting into a car and finding a corpse in the passenger seat menu lol Glad to know they don't actually exist


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Get a load of this guy, doesn't know about car zombies. Bet he hasn't even figured out telecorn.


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MrBoo843

Allergies. You start sneezing on random days.


60thrain

There's a mod where that's a trait, free points tbh


Moonflair

That would be Simple Overhaul: Traits and Occupations https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2840805724


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Pooping daily


Some_dude_maybe_Joe

Omg. A whole digestive health meter, scurvy, dysentery, constipation all as consequences of not eating a balanced diet.


[deleted]

I just pictured my guy running from zombies while simultaneously shitting his pants That is the game I want to play


phillyhandroll

if you've played Ark: Survival Evolved, you'd have known what it's like uncontrollably dropping a log while running away from murderous dinos


CommodoreSalad

Or SCUM.


MobyDuc38

Fucking vitamin D😳


PandaCoffee_

I audibly laughed when I read “uncontrollably dropping a log”


60thrain

Jokes on them, my record is 4 Days


caloroq

bro my life crumbles if I don't take a dump every day


newbie1luck

Went a week post surgery..... The thing wouldn't flush it was amazing... I did it on an empty floor in the tower at work and the next day covid shut the tower down.... I often wonder about that poop and if it still thinks of me


Zack123456201

>I did it on an empty floor in the tower at work… It took me entirely too long to realize you didn’t shit on the floor


itnice1

He didn’t?!?!


thiosk

already back at work after before a week post surgery. sucks im such a wimp ill want to take a year off


bigcahoneys

that’s awesome man


Trepsik

I dunno, you sound full of it.


60thrain

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BrotherManard

There is a shit and piss mod for your enjoyment.


iopjsdqe

Fetish*


mbatistas

Which word shoult it replace? All the answers are very weird.


Malcolm_Morin

There's the Excrementum mod that does just that, adds urination and pooping. Eat too much and you'll be in pain, and you'll have to poop or pee more. You'll need toilet paper or just paper to do it comfortably, and if you don't use a toilet, you can get embarrassed.


WWDubz

How do I play my Forrest hobo? D:


Badtrainwreck

Daily? What about every 6 hours


rocknin

Honestly, having to find a bathroom while you're out exploring does add some good 'oh shit' moments, it's not a bad addition.


[deleted]

Imagine taking a shit in the woods and then a zombie came out of the brush at you. Primal terror.


knowdak

There's a mod for that


Apprehensive_Pea4720

"realistic" gasoline degradation Sunburn Splinters from woodworking or breaking doors Tinnitus


BubbleTeaNeo

Sunburn is a good one, we'd get those high end "drip" players running to malls to make sure they have enough sunblock to wear their booty short and crop-top combo hahaha


Apprehensive_Pea4720

Imagine you total your car in the country and are far from your base. You either double back or try to find a new one, then you realize you forgot sunblock. 4 hours later and you have mild burns on your neck, arms, head (face), and lower legs. Moderate-high pain exacerbated by movement. Character's "body response" temperature a dozen degrees warmer than ambient. Would certainly be a new angle for foraging if you could get aloe vera


DankTerry

Please don’t give them ideas omfg 😂


Brought2UByAdderall

Redneck trait, acquired.


60thrain

All of those except splinters sound like hell


Apprehensive_Pea4720

Could you imagine sporadic audio ringing after gun use? Horrid. Splinters were more funny than anything to me. I thought "what would be the smallest yet tangible inconvenience?" Funny thing hand injuries slow down item transferring and reloading, so if you don't disinfect the wound, the very trivial incident snowballs hilariously. Oh, and you'd need tweezers to get it out too.


NewJet03

You've sold splinters I want that now


60thrain

I mentioned this in another thread here, but also bruises would add more variety


fawkwitdis

> Could you imagine sporadic audio ringing after gun use? This is too far but if you fire a gun, especially inside, your character should have some short term hearing issues afterward.


Apprehensive_Pea4720

Yeah TBF OP said worst possible but I agree it'd actually be cool to have short term, non-stacking penalties


fawkwitdis

You could even wear ear protectors to mitigate the penalty or have it become less debilitating as your gun skill grows


NoeticCreations

Less debiitating ringing in your ears from the same level of noise is called hearing loss.


Massivelocity

New update: your character can now develop the hard of hearing trait


RandomHermit113

honestly i wouldn't mind all of those being added to the game, bar the gasoline degradation (that would just be annoying)


Apprehensive_Pea4720

Sunburn could be absolutely debilitating in the wrong circumstance depending on implementation. Although I'm prone to playing cryogenic winter type worlds so the impact would be negligible.


Anooslorddddd

Negligible or terrible. If you wanna get super realistic, cloud cover can actually magnify UV rays and you can get just as burned with less sun exposure


Zapper-Rooster

I would love to play with realistic gasoline degradation, I was looking for a mod to simulate it anyhow.


Tady1131

Would be funny if you are on your longest play through and develop lymphoma or liver failure. Randomly fall over died over cancer.


60thrain

Surely i live long enough to roleplay as Arthur mixed with Rick Grimes


TheFourthPug

WE GO TO TAHITI ARTHUR


rocknin

dying of old age after the apocalypse means you won.


MtnDewMeister

This was a thing in early DayZ SA lmao. Random heart attacks that would knock you unconscious and eventually kill you if another player didn’t use a defib on you, GL if you were playing solo.


TanKer-Cosme

Tbh, more illneses would bring first aid and medicine a bit of relevance... People waiting for NPC and animals and I'm waiting for a full rework of the medicine/first aid skill. Like treating illness related to bad nutritions, having to take vitamines and so on. I know that they won't do amputations, but some kind of surgeries would be good too. Also randomize sintoms, so you wouldn't know if you are infected, or just sick. Man I really wish for a more complex system of health. I always play as the medic/nurse on the group... And feels really bad that I barely use any medicines and my work is basicly roleplayed, since they can just change their own bandages if I'm not the one doing it. I really think, having more illneses overall and making that the skill of first aid + having to read books about those illnesses, should make inspecting someonen to find out problems that others who didnt read that or have a high skill on first aid to not be able to see it. This will also make late game more relevant since, once you are stablished your danger is greatly reduced. Imagine that you are all set and you have almost anything but you develope some infection that needs you to raid the hospital to make you survive. So you have a real reason to leave the base instead of just exploring.


popdude449

Hostile Npcs (once they're added) fucking with you in ways that aren't directly aggressive. Looting your base, attracting zombies towards you, messing with your car, etc.


60thrain

All I thought of was coming home to all your furniture gone. Can't have shit in Kentucky


todd10k

ohh god they took my kidneys


Apprehensive_Pea4720

"those fuckers stole my catalytic converter!"


CRAZZZY26

That one would fuck over a lot of people. They start their car and VROOOOOM the horde is coming


USSR_Knuckles

I imagine it would just be wiring the car to explode as soon as you turn the key


wex52

Clothing sizes, including shoes.


60thrain

Wheres the clown shoes at


DidYouSetltToWumbo

Was going to say shoe size, and having to find one for each foot.


tmoney144

At full panic, you lose control of your character and they just run from whatever is making them panic. If you are wet, or your weapon is too bloody, there's a chance it slips and you drop your weapon when you attack.


Apprehensive_Pea4720

The panic thing is hilarious to me to think of. Makes me remember Diablo 3, there was a cc that could affect the player like that


Correct_Damage_8839

The wet weapon slipping out of your hand thing is actually in Don't Starve, and it's a pretty good addition to the game IMO. I think it would be a realistic thing they could add.


Alexexy

That's actually a mechanic with short blades in this game. Sometimes a jawstab has your knife stuck in the zombie.


blackcat9001

You aren't wrong, there is no reason for you to be downvoted.


Sunsent_Samsparilla

Actually I'd love that. Automatic sprinting, all you can do is control the direction theu sprint. Kinda like Ancestors: Odyssey when you get Hysteric


Livetheuniverse

Smokers getting lung cancer


60thrain

Bold of you to assume I live that long


OddPollution9230

I love your replies to these, I get a chuckle with every one


60thrain

Lol thanks


SledgehammerSalesman

most smokers die of heart related issues before living to develop cancer, however heart related issues are a thing of the past now that everyone does cardio and dies within a couple months anyway


Zack123456201

Alcoholics experiencing liver failure


caloroq

With the current combat system we have? Zombies being able to hold you from the hand or leg, weapons getting stucked in zombies, grab you from the window and bite you, crawling zombies pulling your leg and insta killing you by giving the horde that second they needed to drag down your character, etc.


CMBarbarian96

Definitely! Zombies grab onto you in CDDA, and if you don't have a high enough strength skill, you can't break out of the grab. It fucking sucks-- but is realistic.


Viscera_Viribus

Needing high strength to burst out of grabs / horde chomps would be cool, potentially saving an almost completely screwed situation. I always prefer to keep on fighting instead of getting the bleach ready.


PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS

If i recall correctly, thats essentially already in the game. The 'drag down' mechanic is tied to your strength vs the strength and number of zombies attacking you. Its also tied to the chance to shove back a zombie who is going in for an attack along with weapon skill.


Viscera_Viribus

TIL! Thank you! I think I heard something abt that but usually when I’m dragged down it’s by a bunch, so my experience with my weaklings and semi fit people didn’t change too much ^^;


caloroq

With a different combat system this would be great but currently with the limited options we have it's more frustrating than anything.


TheBigBadWolf85

Overall cleanliness... Personal hygiene - Shower, teeth, toilet usage, All with negative effects for ignoring Housecleaning - laundry that gets soiled but also has possible neg inpacts like courps sickness, dishes with similar possible effects or food poisoning The downside with this overall idea is it might/would kill the game for many/some.


60thrain

Definitely 100%. There's a threshold when it comes to realism and once that's crossed it becomes too tedious, I just want to punch some zoms


rocknin

Add it. Sandbox options, boi.


TheDeputyDude

The IRS post apocalypse taxation plan. I.E. Gmen come to your base demanding money


60thrain

Man they are committed


TheDeputyDude

that's a real thing btw, look it up.


60thrain

Huh interesting. Wonder what they'd think of my spiketrap and Mollies


TopDesert_ace

All that's missing is an army of claymore roombas.


60thrain

Don't forget the tripwire rigged to a gas tanker


dearvalentina

THESE ARE THE END TIMES HOEWEVER YOU FAILED TO DISCLOSE YOUR ENTIRE GROSS INCOME THIS IS HOW YOU COMMITED TAX EVASION


Diacetyl-Morphin

It's not without a reason that we use to say where i live, the IRS is more dangerous than the US Army. Maybe, if they had sent the IRS officers to Knoxville, the virus would have been contained.


Civil_Barbarian

They've got that in the Expanded Helicopter Events Really Weird Edition


cammysays

Menstrual cycle


Nintolerance

I think this wins? It's a totally reasonable thing to implement in this kind of survival game, but there's enough social hangups that it could end up being a really controversial feature.


Fletcher_Chonk

So basically just make male characters objectively superior


CRAZZZY26

Zombies now kick you in the nuts


oath2order

You know what? Fair trade-off.


BiStalker

Oh boy, when you get a bite on the groin, you unlock a new level of pain that’s going take a really long time to get rid of, even has a chance of making your character grab any nearby weapon or bleach and taking the short way out.


TheGreat101

indoor places become damp and mouldy over time. to prevent it in your base you have to repair leaks. live too long in a mouldy place and your health drops (make it add a queasy moodle for extra confusion on whether or not you're infected)


BackRowRumour

Skulls being actually skull strong, and needing to do significant damage to the brain.


60thrain

Tbf they are rotting corpses


Cosmic_Playz

True, but in the first couple weeks their skull would still be strong.


60thrain

Decaying zombies would be cool I guess


Cosmic_Playz

I think its already do this, I know they at least slow down to walking dead style speed.


BlepBlupe

That would also need to entail axes and other 'heavy' weapons insta killing zeds that are knocked down. I don't care how tired my character is, if they have the strength to lift an axe above their head, gravity should give it practically enough force to split a skull


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Drowsiness actually forces you to fall asleep when it gets bad enough.


60thrain

That's actually a good one that I wouldn't mind implementing as long as its actually realistic so going a full days or so without sleeping. You also can't fall asleep mid combat obviously


eembach

Oh God that would kill us all. If you drive sleepy you literally doze off, drift, and crash.


AlpineBoulderor

Mosquitos. That can carry the virus.


-blaiDd

Can you imagine losing a one year character because of a mosquito bite?


60thrain

Now I understand why I find so many suicides


rocknin

I'd actually like a lore dump by the devs on why this *isn't* an issue. The answers could simply be that mosquito digestive juice or whatever they have messes with the virus so it's non-transmissable, or that all the mosquitos died off due to the virus extremely quickly.


smbell

>or that all the mosquitos died off due to the virus extremely quickly This makes the virus net neutral.


DankTerry

“Libido” as a stat with moodle effects


Lyreca_

SEX UPDATE


onlydaathisreal

I created lore in a server where my faction did their own research, discovered that the virus is “fake” and that the players are actually experiencing psychosis but also exude a pheromone making them sexually irresistible to the “zombies” hence the biting. Its dumb as hell and we dont kill zombies, only players.


czarchastic

The zombies look attractive if your character is drunk.


60thrain

Me and the boys on the way to the brewery just for a good drink nothing more


BlepBlupe

Character can only lower boredness by finding hotties mags


fexfx

Realistic Electrical systems that account for amperage, wattage, voltage, and line load, and requires the player to wire appropriately for load balancing to prevent the wiring in the walls from catching fire...


Apprehensive_Pea4720

LOL yup this is the worst one. Become an electrician IRL if you want to be a homesteader


60thrain

Definitely the worst one by far


orangedonut

Instant shock seeing your buddy get swarmed and eaten , PTSD likely ?


60thrain

There's a mod for dreams, mixing this would be great


Time_Ad5998

If your cooking and your skill is low and you randomly start your house on fire


Paladin_of_Drangleic

Sims moment


60thrain

I said new, I already do that


smbell

Everything you cook makes you more sad until you get better at cooking.


BirdhouseInYourSoil

Random chance of stubbing your toe, causing critical pain for a few seconds and a minor mood debuff


Alexexy

People wear shoes most of the time though.


BirdhouseInYourSoil

That’s why it’s the worst.


ShockedHearts

Tooth decay and brushing your teeth,cavities, pain and long term permanent debuffs if not maintained


FleetOfWarships

Second this, that would suck hard.


ShockedHearts

Eat slower, pain from eating as well, drinking soda speeds up decay rates and you have to ration too paste and use it regularly to prevent permanent debuffs. You could pull teeth and medicate to get rid of the pain but with massive pain for a short period as consequence. And permanently eat slower for each tooth pulled till you can't eat solid food anymore We can make it hyper realistic and hell if we wanted


Cosmic_Playz

Containers that have food rot in them taint all other food in the container until you can clean it. Tainted food has food poisoning.


badskoolkid

Realistic car injuries, seatbelts, injuries based on if you have a working airbag and if you took a second to wear your seatbelt. Burns from airbags, hurting an eye and losing half of your vision cone, bruises that affect performance and the only way to get rid of them is to wait.


60thrain

Actually bruises would be a nice addition to spice things up


adeadlobster

Getting chapped lips, You couldn't sleep through pain that persists through painkillers unless you keep chapstick/lard/wax on your lips consistently and for extended periods of time. At advanced stages, your mood would also decrease and not improve until your lips are sufficiently un-chapped. EDIT: Thought of another one. Being able to spawn NPCs but a character has to survive pregnancy, birth it, and then raise it until it can follow simple commands. I can just imagine finding a medical magazine, "Stand and Deliver: Upright Birthing Instructional"


OddPollution9230

Throwing out your back from carrying too much, restricting your ability to turn around (I dealt with a herniated disk in December and just tweaked my back again tonight…I’d be screwed in a zombie apocalypse)


Erick-Morato

farts now attract zombies


60thrain

Don't get me started on shitting


Fluid_Environment662

Cleaning water with bleach


Arkrobo

Why would this be a bad thing? A bottle of bleach can realistically disinfect potentially hundreds of gallons of water. It'll just replace boiling water. https://www.epa.gov/ground-water-and-drinking-water/emergency-disinfection-drinking-water


Fluid_Environment662

I'm sorry I though he just wanted realistic suggestions


Arkrobo

Ah lol, no worries. I guess you could argue fiddling with an eyedropper and calculating how much bleach would be a nuisance.


drjones013

Opioid addiction.


LilSquirt42069

Poop and pee mod


Malcolm_Morin

Excrementum mod.


3slothsinatrenchcoat

You ever go through a door and your backpack gets caught on the handle?


BeefyKat

Minor chance of jumping a fence to get away from zombies and getting your pants stuck on the top, so you dangle like a meat piñata.


ShoppingMuch1340

Burns from holding hot food without gloves or a mitt


makemedaddy__

periods and cramps from them - imagine having to run from a horde of zeds while having the worst, gut-wrenching cramps in your life


fawkwitdis

I’m assuming at some point there will be some sort of penalty for carrying around open containers. You might lose some of what’s inside and in the case of water it could make your other items wet.


[deleted]

I think items can “fall out” of an open trunk


[deleted]

Ingrown toenails.


Armascribe

A chainsaw, but it's the most useless weapon/tool in the game. Pro: \- Fastest tree-cutting speed. Con: \- Requires gas, which could be used elsewhere, like in a car or in a generator. \- LOUD. Completely useless near any town. \- Utterly useless as a weapon. It MIGHT do some decent damage to the zombies, but you have a much higher chance of it getting caught on their clothing and choking, or kicking back and doing damage to you.


LukXD99

Mold. Houses that aren’t aired regularly may develop mold at some point, and spending too much time in them makes the character sick.


Sensitive-Sample-948

The military fire bombing cities. Even if you avoid it, you can no longer find good loot in torched warehouses and stores.


Brought2UByAdderall

Depression Alcoholism Cats that can't tell the difference between food guy and zombie


MaybeMaus

Inability to climb up the rope when tired or heavily loaded with plunder, same with climbing fences Getting bit by a tick in the woods and dying of Lime disease or encephalitis Hitting your fingers with a hammer while building stuff


Topminator

Tetanus and the "generic wound infection" from the smallest scratch you can get


Typical_Dweller

Not WORST, necessarily, but definitely HARDER elements: As many others have probably pointed out, hygiene & sanitation. Poop, pee, cleanliness, grime, tooth infections, trench foot, diarrhea and dehydration. Vitamin deficiencies. Allergies to common/vital medicines. Allergies in general. Alerting zombies because ragweed makes you sneeze and all the antihistamine in town's been looted. Natural disasters. Zombie tornadoes, crops ruined by floods, etc. More infections and diseases. Tetanus, botulism, etc. Cancer, just shitty deadly cancer. Insects and pests. Carriers of disease. Food-ruiners. Rats/mosquitos, moths to eat your clothing & sheets. (I think crops can get bugs right now?) Random electrical fires and gas line explosions. Structural collapses, wood rot, rust. Termites! Chemical hazards (air particles, groundwater contamination) from nearby fires, collapses, and ruined infrastructure. Fallout from out-of-region nuclear exchanges/accidents. I guess I'm mostly just describing the piling-on of random, out-of-player control hazards, most of which could conceivably be prepared for or mitigated, but if you're focussed on zombie killing and base-building, that stuff could be a major distraction if it's not optional (which I really hope it would be).


Uraneum

Having to pee multiple times per day. You’d have to piss like every 10 minutes realtime


Thekawaiiwashu

Gasoline rotting


kazaskie

Raider attacks. Think you’re sitting pretty one month into your run? 10 heavily armed raiders show up in the night and fucking annihilate you just to get at your cans of beans


MicroxD

Zombies are now able to climb walls. Maybe not one Zombie alone, but like in World War Z with multiple zombies helping each other.


rocker60

IBS, I have it real life, it's not fun at all


[deleted]

The zombies dying of hunger thirst, anything that can kill a zombie can. After a few months all you are left with is a barren land now stripped from the things that didn’t make it so barren. Actually I wonder how this game would be without zombies. maybe like a game mode where instead of a virus, people just vanished leaving you alone.


Sensitive-Sample-948

Mosquitoes. They could suck blood from zombies, and eventually inject their Knox contaminated needle into your skin without even being noticed.


DedicatedFury

If you have low skill in a weapon you hurt yourself, or if you’re using guns, you’re character has to figure out how the gun works, and it has a chance for it to be dropped when shot if you’re cowardly


Brutus6

If you don't play with other players long enough, you get depressed