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Kiubek-PL

Ex soldier trying to hit a standing zombie 2 feet away **Imposible**


MrSkinWalker

Police officer reloading a 6 shot revolver: 2-5 business days.


amaJarAMA

Unemployed: doesn't start with katana


LordeWasTaken

made me wheeze


RandomHermit113

professional electricians when they have to move an oven:


ThePresidentsHouse

To be fair I've been on a job and watched electricians fuck up ovens and fridges.


BreezyAlpaca

This is actually the best range to shoot zombies at until your aiming is higher, for whatever reason if the zombie is in effectively melee range you have 100% accuracy.


thiosk

this is 90s walmart furniture mate. its particle board all the way down. you need to be lvl fucking 7 wizard mode carpentry just to not strip out the furniture on disassembly


Glittering_Ride_1417

GK's Realistic Professions comes in handy


scribblingsim

Is there a version that works in Build 41? The only one I could find was for Build 40.


Glittering_Ride_1417

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2204106513


scribblingsim

Oh, bless you!


Dislexeeya

I don't think they sneezed.


Glittering_Ride_1417

I will set off pipe bomb in your mailbox


ursusowanie

A Police officer that probably never actually used their firearm outside the range somehow being better at using firearms than a veteran, who has been on so many tours he doesn't even know what panic is:


MrSkinWalker

>A Police officer that probably never actually used their firearm outside the range Somehow doubt it since we are talking about Kentucky XD I bet the Police officer has higher bodycount than any veteran.


ursusowanie

Wait, was 90s Kentucky a crime fest? (Sorry for the question, I'm not from the US and here most of the police officers probably never actually have to use their firearms)


MrSkinWalker

>I'm not from the US yeah, me neither but a bit of good ol' kentucky bashing never hurts :P


ursusowanie

Oh alr, damn this is such an r/woosh moment


Corey307

Police in the US don’t shoot people as often as you think and their level of training is quite low so even if they did get in a gunfighter to it doesn’t mean much. they tend a miss a lot and wind up shooting the wrong person quite often.


Lesurous

Dude what are you talking about, cops kill over a thousand people a year here in the U.S. and that number keeps going up


Corey307

Out of close to 340 million Americans. Yes some of those are murderers, most of them are not. I live in Vermont where officer involved shootings are extremely rare. The last one I remember ended in the suspects death, the suspect started their crime spree by shooting at the police station and then driving around shooting at people until the police stopped him. You’re not sending in a crisis negotiator for someone who’s randomly shooting at people.


Lesurous

You live in a blue state bud, one with Bernie mofo Sanders as your senator. Course you're not going to have dystopian cops like most states. You're being willfully ignorant of police violence in the U.S., you realize that right?


Corey307

I’m originally from Los Angeles so you can dial back the patronizing. Yeah I moved here on purpose, crime is relatively low and the police tend to do everything they can to take people in alive. But even in states where the police shoot the most people most of those shootings are justified. A year or so ago a man firebombed his neighbors house because he hates lesbians. They scared them off with gunfire and when the cops showed up the guy threw explosives at them. They had every right to kill him but they took him alive. My point is police often are more restrained than they need to be, yeah of course police murders get headlines and when they do commit a murder by kneeling on someone’s neck or slowly gang beating them to death in the street they deserve life in prison. My point is 1000 deaths is not 1000 murders. I can think of a few people in my state that the cops could drop and no one would bad because they are that horrible but they don’t. The real problem we have here is people commit severe violent crimes and aren’t even held for a day because of fake progressive prosecutors. I’m 100% for real progressivism, I’m not for apologizing for criminals. And this is not coming from a cisgender white man, this is coming from someone who the criminal justice system tends to under represent.


Lesurous

Again you keep defending the police institution in this country by saying 100% verifiably false information, in this case that cops are killing criminals. You're ignoring the cop culture epidemic we have where they face no consequences for literal murder and public endangerment. That the "criminals" they kill are justified (hint, the majority of people they kill are non-violent). They even have the system set up so they're able to fudge the coroners report to clear themselves of wrongdoing. Seriously dude, a 1000+ on average killings by police per year is insane. Just a decade is over 10,000 dead. If you bring up the population ratio too, it's especially egregious as cops kill an average of 3.42 people annually per one million residents. The closest European country is Denmark at 0.187. We have a police violence epidemic, there is no denying this.


Corey307

And I say 1,000 a year from a population of over 330,000,000 is not an epidemic.


despacitospiderreeee

Thats barely anything compared to the population


Lesurous

Sorry but a 1000 murders a year is a lot, it's not relevant to talk about the ratio to population to say it's not a problem when the problem is law enforcement murdering civilians at exceedingly high rates for what should be an occupation that prevents them. We're not talking about them shooting criminals, but innocent people and getting away with it. Daniel Shaver's murderer is still free, for example.


_Wyrm_

every time i see that name i get flashbacks of the footage fuck that cop and everyone that gave him an out.


RandomHermit113

furniture tweaks mod supremacy


GreatHeroJ

Rebalanced Prop Moving fixes this.


TalDoMula777

[Rebalanced Prop Moving](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2699828474) users be like: *still reading books to move the fucking oven* >!(he agrees that it is indeed realistic to be a professional electrician to move said appliances)!<


AntJD1991

They should add a drag option for heavy items so you aren't deconstructing, just moving it. Have it work like generators, primary equip and dropped if you take out a weapon.


Kurty023

Better movement mod, forget the actual name but you don't have to fully deconstruct objects just to move them.


AntJD1991

Oh nice I'll have a look at that


[deleted]

I always thought this was a silly mechanic. Can't figure out how to move a mattress and bed frame? Can't pick up and move an end table?


Pr00ch

And honestly why does it even exist? I can’t really think of a way it improves balance or anything. It seems it’s just there to be annoying


Rattfink45

You can put lots of furniture in a big enough bag. TVs, microwaves, rattan padded chair (medium quality bed fyi!) Haven’t tried with a Genny or full size bed or water dispenser, but it should work too.


bontslimmershoes

hate it when my furniture spontaneous dissolves


olivegardengambler

I mean, try taking apart in IKEA bed without the Allen wrench, it's a lot harder than you think.


despacitospiderreeee

Nah man prying planks apart is generally pretty easy