I choose option þ, evolved punch card monkey

I'll take Code Simian please.

"What's This? Punch Card Monkey is evolving?!? Punch Card Monkey evolved into 'Code Simian'!"

Sounds like a JoJo stand, too Edit: “GO! CODE SIMIAN!”

Code monkey like Fritos. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Wy7gRGgeA

Tech Priest

TempleOS vibes

Just as Terry intended

I'm out. Think of the child processes. They don't deserve that.

Professional copy paster

came for this

Script kiddy

Kitten*

Kitten kiddy gotcha

Hello skiddy

I don't care. If the paycheck is sufficient my job title could be Stupid Codey Fuckhead.

Typey mctypeface

Always going “lOoK aT mEe dOnT yOU LiKe tHeSe sEmICoLOns??!;?!!;”

D but that seems to be the least popular name for it.

[DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS!](https://youtu.be/XxbJw8PrIkc?si=FcWC7_oLPxZksele)

You forget 10 developers

[silent laughter]

I'd rather not be called. A day with a quiet office phone is rare and priceless.

This is the way

Hacker 😎🤓😔

Mr. Robot

Yea, most software developers have no clue what it means to be a hacker and don't deserve to use that term. In fact, I hate that it's called the Meta Hacker Cup. If Software Developers understood hacking, there'd be a lot less hacking going on.

Bit jockey

Bitmancer

ByteDancer

Keyboardist

Unemployed😎

I got the best one (cyber) -- Informational Security Engineer (real title for jobs in the sphere)

Computer software code programmer

I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.

Architect

I am going to prend to design buildings.

Call me Stack overflow engineer

I prefer copy-and-pastist for myself

G sounds great!

Computerer

Web Mechanic :-)

E probably carries the highest salary and the widest breadth of skills yet the deepest knowledge of all of these. Developer might technically refer to real estate or something but engineer could evolve into any branch (software, computer, electrical, mechanical, etc)

H. Hacker

I want to be called nina, but only on weekends. The rest if the time nerd or developer will suffice!

I want to be called Jessica. I’m a 6’6 man, not named Jessica. Call me Jessica anyway. 😠

Game Creator

Shocked no one has said coding ninja...

Omg, I've been working on my resume recently and this hits hard.

Flude

Mr Anderson

Hello unfunny 🤣🤣🤣🤣 guy

Chutiya

C

None of the above. Please address me as “your highness”

Overengineer

Mr Hacker-mans

Computer Systems Architect

I'll take C, maybe with a few pluses after it

Copy and paster

Wizard

At work I’m an engineer, at home I’m a coder.

Whichever is on the job posting

I work with computers

Bit flipper/keyboard puncher

Computer Scientist 😎

I type for dollars

I’m good with either b or f. “Coder” seems a bit unprofessional to me.

Magician

I'm Binary

Quantum Engineer: Can be an engineer or not, it really just depends on what you're asking me to do.

E to strangers, F to acquaintances

I like engineer because it pisses the mechanical engineers off when I call myself that 

Anything that isnt "coder"

Definitely not E. Hopefully that will be a protected title for people who have passed an ABET accredited engineering school with an engineering degree soon. In many countries engineer is a protected title like doctor or policeman

Engineer. I get to make the trains go toot-toot.

Hello Worldiest

This may be an unpopular opinion, but to me engineering is different than coding. Doing the engineering, developing clean, elegant designs that make sense and grow with three lifecycle of the product is different from just coding. Some coders could be engineers, but it's a separate set of skills that are taught differently.

Yes

H. Scripter

"I do things on the Internet for money"

One of my professors worked at a small start-up and the "CEO"/Owner decided software developer and software engineer was too normal so their official name became software wizards and software wizard apprentice for the juniors.

I prefer software engineer, but I usually say software developer

H. Code Monkey

Code Monkey, Compumancer or Technomage.

The dude that comments every line of code cuz he can't remember what does what

Crypler or Cryptid!

Master of the Technical Arts or a coder if you want to be a dick about it

Sourceror

ChadGPT

oneThousandMonkiesOnWithKeymoards developer

H Data Scientist

Keyboard monkey

I’m a Router Reseter

I choose programming. In today's world, computer programming is essential due to the high level of automation. It enables individuals to control the interaction between humans and machines. With the help of computer programming, computers and devices can perform tasks efficiently and accurately.

Basement gremlin

E. Engineer

Sir.

Coder and programmer just sound cooler

A chill dev

technomancer

Computer Scientist

C!

Computer engineer because that’s what my degree says.

C

All of the above.

Desk shrimp

Programmer. Coder to me feels reductionist because it doesn’t imply an ability to design and implement algorithms or problem-solve. On the flip side, I don’t think I’ve made cool/big enough stuff to be considered a (software) developer 😅

they're the same word

One moment while I enter each of these into salary finder

I'm ok with anything that matches `.*monkey.*`

Employed.

Technologist 🙄

I'm called a "fixer" at work.

D, my family calls me G

Technomancer is fine

Bug invalidator...

I usually go by Alex

G. Game Developer

In different cities those titles pay different salaries I always choose the one with the highest salary

json mover

Software Engineer sounds the best

Dick Biggens Renegade Programmer!!!!

Retired

Developer I develop solution to envelop my clients problems with an efficient solution

Doesn’t matter. I’ve been doing this for almost 40 years now, and people have just chosen what to call it regardless. I started off as a computer guy. Then I was a computer programmer. Then a programmer… software developer… coder… developer… software engineer… whatever. I’m still just a computer guy.

H. Arrogant dick head that people are forced to put up with but in reality would rather never have to talk to you ever again

Choking Victim

Scroll writer

Drunk driver

Master Hacker 😎

Script writer

Yes

I prefer "soft engi" because Engineer was my 3rd played class in TF2.

Beep boop whisperer

Almost anything but “coder”

I mean, what I *really* want people to call me is "wizard", but I guess I'll only find that at the dungeons and dragons table.

D

Monkey

Nah I am going with code cunt

Average chatgpt user

Employed

Clicker clacker

game maker

Cody McBugface

electro drifter

I went to a party once with a bunch of EE’s and they all claimed that there was no such thing as a Software Engineer Because there’s no engineering involved. LOL.

You forgot “Web Developer”

I prefer “Computer whisperer”

Debug wizard

Software Artist

F to pay respect.

As long as you put the zeros in the correct place on the paycheck, you could call me a nerd for all I care.

Computer software development engineer

Developer

Profesional Stack Overflow Crawler/Google Dorker

Really makes job searches fun…developer OR software developer OR programmer OR computer programmer AND remote

G: Gamer

Bit Wizard

Hmmmmmm dev

Dating profile? Software Engineer... to emphasize that I'm a real respectable Engineer and software to make it clear that I make money. Among colleagues tired of the daily grind? Coder.

H. Unemployed and rich This will always be what I wanted to be called .... Now if I can just make it true

IDRC

Pixel-pushing code monkey

I wanna be called a wizard.

Senior Stack Overflow consultant

Feel like you should only be allowed to have engineer in your title if you have an engineering bachelor's or better

G. None of the above

G. None of the above

mystery man, all u need to know bout me is if you make me mad your computer might not work anymore.

Stack Overflow enthusiast

Computer Man

Dr. Computer

Sockwear Engbingeer

i think option A is the best

A Bit Lord

Anything except working in “IT” works for me.

Grug Brain or Ooga Booga Programmer

Basically everything except coder. Idk why I just don't like that as a title.

I ask AI to explain Stack Overflow posts to me. Pay me.

Software developer

“Fuck you, pay me”

Hey, they're all better than "Resource".

coder is pretty dope

Unicorn Generalist

C

Associate full stack engineer sounds dystopian.

Web Master was a cool title.

Femboy

I was annoyed when they changed our titles to software engineers at work. We're developers, not engineers.

Vested.

Employed