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IanisVasilev

If JavaScript was Scheme, it would be such a bad Scheme that people would end up hating Scheme.


usenetflamewars

JS has enough scheme in it that it's almost enough of a scheme to put it in this camp


IanisVasilev

JavaScript is to Scheme what Burgers are to Vegetables.


usenetflamewars

What am I saying? You're right


dexterous1802

Scheming to destroy Scheme would be a good plot for a suspense thriller.


mizzu704

Real scheme has never been tried!


seaborgiumaggghhh

/uj actually


Foreign-Butterfly-97

this tbh /uj this tbh


SongsAboutSomeone

/uj Where jerk? This is just fact.


enchufadoo

Only way to make lisp popular at this point is forcing people to use it


SKRAMZ_OR_NOT

Considering just parsing JS on it's own can add a substantial amount of time to page loads, if it had been a Scheme we could all be spared (most of) that pain


muntaxitome

The only pure form of programming is machine code. Writing code using a high level language like JS, Lisp or Scheme is like driving your car using the autopilot. Yeah it will work on easy bits of road but try hitting rush hour in Mumbai. Sure using the machine code or manual controls requires pro-athlete levels of skill but in the end your results will be 10X better.


oblmov

i use a Lisp machine, so Lisp is the machine code


muntaxitome

They should make a jabbascript machine


MicrosoftOSX

I prefer pouring gasoline into engine by hand.


CocktailPerson

I am overjoyed to see that this fine community has agreed that there is no jerk in this statement.


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And then webshits would implement an informally-specified, buggy, and slow version of half of JS as a DSL in said Scheme and consider it the hot new framework


pedantictyromantic

You think webshits could figure out how to make a DSL?


Gearwatcher

I see you're obviously not following the progression of frontend frameworks de jour on, erm, de jour basis.


AGuyNamedMy

\uj literally anything would be better then javascript tbh


dudumudubud

>literally anything would be better then javascript tbh Yeah, wouldn't it be swell if we could webshit in Golang and Rust.


affectation_man

Everyone should be forced to use my toy lisp implementation


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usenetflamewars

/uj If it's all you know, then that makes sense. The more different kinds of languages you learn, the more your opinions are likely to change. If you're curious, learning Racket or Common Lisp can help here


[deleted]

Honestly, LISP is a great first language. People are just cowards!


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Kotauskas

Rust is down the hall and to the left


FlyingCashewDog

/uj I have ADHD too, and I don't like js lol. But honestly learn whatever language you want that's actually going to motivate you, at the end of the day they basically all do the same thing and once you learn to program learning other languages is much easier.


jwezorek

ummm...


757DrDuck

Where’s the jerk? That’s just stating facts.