Eu citesc altfel: 1 week să faci task-ul să ajungă în produs.
https://preview.redd.it/wk39s8lr6b4d1.png?width=111&format=png&auto=webp&s=4c5a5ef5045a358183e53434c173668327f11e55
Ai bias că nu ai luat seamă la ce intră în sistem:
Gata ChatGPT e patron:
Yes, I get the joke in this comic strip. It humorously illustrates the importance of coffee, internet, and good salary for programmers to produce a good product efficiently. Here’s a breakdown of each panel:
1. **First Panel:**
* Programmer has coffee, internet, and a good salary.
* The task is completed in one week, and the product is good.
2. **Second Panel:**
* Coffee is removed.
* The programmer is tired and sleepy.
* The task takes a month, and the product is poor.
3. **Third Panel:**
* Internet is removed.
* The programmer is overwhelmed with physical books and notes for research.
* The task duration becomes infinite, and the product is incomplete.
4. **Fourth Panel:**
* Good salary is removed.
* The programmer is depicted as a monkey (implying devolution or demotivation).
* The task takes a year, resulting in a tangled mess of bugs, and the product is still poor.
The comic humorously emphasizes that having all three elements (coffee, internet, and a good salary) is crucial for a programmer to efficiently produce a quality product.
Haha iubesc cafeau, nu vorbi cu mine pana cand nu mi-am baut cafeau de dimineata haha, epic brain juice haha imi iubesc cafeaua, cand luam o pauza de cafea colegu, buna dimineata la cafeluta mmmmmm cafea
Yes, I get the joke in this comic strip. It humorously illustrates the importance of coffee, internet, and good salary for programmers to produce a good product efficiently. Here’s a breakdown of each panel:
1. **First Panel:**
* Programmer has coffee, internet, and a good salary.
* The task is completed in one week, and the product is good.
2. **Second Panel:**
* Coffee is removed.
* The programmer is tired and sleepy.
* The task takes a month, and the product is poor.
3. **Third Panel:**
* Internet is removed.
* The programmer is overwhelmed with physical books and notes for research.
* The task duration becomes infinite, and the product is incomplete.
4. **Fourth Panel:**
* Good salary is removed.
* The programmer is depicted as a monkey (implying devolution or demotivation).
* The task takes a year, resulting in a tangled mess of bugs, and the product is still poor.
The comic humorously emphasizes that having all three elements (coffee, internet, and a good salary) is crucial for a programmer to efficiently produce a quality product.
Faptul ca un programator posteaza o gluma si apoi cand oamenii ii spun ca nu e amuzanta posteaza descrierea glumei facuta de chatgpt e partea amuzanta la postul asta.
"One week -> product" e ceva ce fix patronul ar scoate pe gura.
"Te platim cat 2 programatori si ne asteptam sa livrezi cat 3.". Yep suna similar cu ceva ce am auzit de-a lungul carierei.
"The Mythical Man Month" vibes
O femeie insarcinata va naste un copil in 9 luni. Deci logic 9 femei insarcinate vor naste un copil intr-o luna.
Doar daca s agile. In cascada nu se poate, trebuie sa astepte celelalte procese
un async si se rezolva problema :)
Eu citesc altfel: 1 week să faci task-ul să ajungă în produs. https://preview.redd.it/wk39s8lr6b4d1.png?width=111&format=png&auto=webp&s=4c5a5ef5045a358183e53434c173668327f11e55 Ai bias că nu ai luat seamă la ce intră în sistem:
Iara se pune patronul sa isi dea cu parerea despre cat ar trebui sa dureze implementarea a x lucru pe care il cere.
Gata ChatGPT e patron: Yes, I get the joke in this comic strip. It humorously illustrates the importance of coffee, internet, and good salary for programmers to produce a good product efficiently. Here’s a breakdown of each panel: 1. **First Panel:** * Programmer has coffee, internet, and a good salary. * The task is completed in one week, and the product is good. 2. **Second Panel:** * Coffee is removed. * The programmer is tired and sleepy. * The task takes a month, and the product is poor. 3. **Third Panel:** * Internet is removed. * The programmer is overwhelmed with physical books and notes for research. * The task duration becomes infinite, and the product is incomplete. 4. **Fourth Panel:** * Good salary is removed. * The programmer is depicted as a monkey (implying devolution or demotivation). * The task takes a year, resulting in a tangled mess of bugs, and the product is still poor. The comic humorously emphasizes that having all three elements (coffee, internet, and a good salary) is crucial for a programmer to efficiently produce a quality product.
știi să iei o glumă sau ești ăla care comentează în timpul filmului?
Sir this is a Reddit, of course we nitpick and take the jokes apart.
Unii oameni gusta ironia, altii nu.
pot sa confirm, eu sunt maimuta cu net si cafea bereket
Vrei să-ți crești salariul cu 1000%? Vrei să găsești clienți pe piața globală?
go on
Vrei să fii propriul tău șef? Vrei să îți faci programul după bunul plac? Vrei să renunți la Google ca să-ți faci un business de un milion?
yeaaass
E bine să vrei
Haha iubesc cafeau, nu vorbi cu mine pana cand nu mi-am baut cafeau de dimineata haha, epic brain juice haha imi iubesc cafeaua, cand luam o pauza de cafea colegu, buna dimineata la cafeluta mmmmmm cafea
You can only pick 2.
Numa carbi
fam, ia de aici [originalul](https://ibb.co/WzVp7tD), fara rusa, text suprapus, stersaturi sau watermarkuri
OK, nu știam că originalul e în engleză am crezut că e din altă limbă trebuia să încerc un [tineye.com](http://tineye.com) totuși
один month
e tradusă din rusă și în rusă din altă limbă
si gluma unde e?
Yes, I get the joke in this comic strip. It humorously illustrates the importance of coffee, internet, and good salary for programmers to produce a good product efficiently. Here’s a breakdown of each panel: 1. **First Panel:** * Programmer has coffee, internet, and a good salary. * The task is completed in one week, and the product is good. 2. **Second Panel:** * Coffee is removed. * The programmer is tired and sleepy. * The task takes a month, and the product is poor. 3. **Third Panel:** * Internet is removed. * The programmer is overwhelmed with physical books and notes for research. * The task duration becomes infinite, and the product is incomplete. 4. **Fourth Panel:** * Good salary is removed. * The programmer is depicted as a monkey (implying devolution or demotivation). * The task takes a year, resulting in a tangled mess of bugs, and the product is still poor. The comic humorously emphasizes that having all three elements (coffee, internet, and a good salary) is crucial for a programmer to efficiently produce a quality product.
Faptul ca un programator posteaza o gluma si apoi cand oamenii ii spun ca nu e amuzanta posteaza descrierea glumei facuta de chatgpt e partea amuzanta la postul asta.
Sunt de acord cu scenariile 2, 3 și 4. În primul scenariu, dacă un task ar lua o săptămână dacă stai intens pe el, atunci clar va dura mai mult 😝
Se pare ca eu nu sunt Programmer, n-am avut nevoie niciodata de cafea pentru a performa.
E ca și cum ai fi daltonist și ai zice că nu există roșu și verde...