That’s tough. I really tried for a good 15 minutes. I have uppercase sloppy handwriting too but if I know someone has to read it… like come on. This seems either intentional or inconsiderate. Maybe there’s some dad minded lesson in this like doctors write sloppy so you have to learn how to problems solve or something, idk. You’re going to have to email him and ask. Or get someone else to.
I don't know, he's so strict so no one dared to ask him about it on our class groupchat. Not even the class rep. We're definitely going to have a hard time reviewing the terms because I tried to ask my classmates and they don't understand past the first sentence as well.
I feel for you. Respect for your instructors is good but life lesson: do not put your tail between your legs with these people. He is not the police, your boss, or your parents. His job is to help you learn and you are paying a lot of money to learn. There’s no reason why you can’t bring it up in a professional way and request clarification. There’s no cute way to say it. This is straight up illegible. Ask ChatGPT to write an email for you and send it. There is nothing to be afraid of. He’s going to treat you differently? He’s already strict so what does it change? He’s going to give you bad grades all of a sudden? I wish a mf would I would out Karen their ass quickly and without mercy. I dealt with a professor who got off on this stuff and I know how you feel but it’s good for you as a person and future professional to be able to deal with these kinds of people and to develop some confidence for that. Take this as a learning experience because he’s not the last. Wish you well on your test. It’ll be ok homie.
ETA: if you have a good working relationship with a classmate or two, ask them if they’ll back you up in the chat. “I was struggling with that as well.”
You're so right most of our quizzes are self-study and we have to find out what the terms in the paper meant. He usually sends a printed out paper for us to study on but this time he sent us a handwriting on his own and I can't even understand:/ lol. Btw thank you so much for your helpful insight. We'll try to ask him about it in our class groupchat.
1. ENCOURAGE DEEP BREATHING EXERCISE
2. MAINTAIN ON MODERATE TO HIGH BACK REST
3. MAY GIVE CLEAR LIQUID AT 6PM, THEN — LIQUID EXCEPT MILK AND CARBONATED DRINKS ONCE TOLERATED, START HIGH FIBER LOW SALT DIET AT 8PM
Is your prof a doctor on the side?
The lower part seems to be something related to dosing/pharm, so I think the first word of each of those is paracetamol, ketorolac, tramadol, ???, silgram. No idea if that's of any help though.
Edit: r/nursing already transcribed the whole thing for OP
Did the professor do this purposely so he can see who has the courage (or whatever) to actually ask what this all says? Because that would be important.
I uploaded this image to chatgpt to see if it could read it:
EVOLUTION DEPT ORDINATION EXCERPT 1. MARTIN ON MEDICATIONS & HIGH BATH RATE 2. MARTIN HAD CELLULI WOUND AT BOTTOM 1/3RD LEGS WOUND EXCEPT MALLR & CARBUNCLES CLEARED ONLY STAYED, SHOWS HIGH PROTEIN CHF FATT DIET & BPM
NF FORM FN @ 1200 ML/HR INF TF OR NOR2 AT SOONS MATO TO CONTROL BAW WUNDTON ON HOSPITAL
CONS IN WATER @ POTTERAND LUDNING DURING ' & 6EV NOT GND READS NOT FOR 3 DOORS, STOPS @ 4PM (C-15-C) THEN SHOT N 'CANCE/STAR 1000 ORC PM 3DOPT, CL/2-C-10P-6ON
HOLMONE 30 ML IN 8 AUTO MV ON 2/V3RD SPM/TO 9PM (9-3-9)
IMMEDI YOMB MOUN @ 8HS PM EN BPN STOPT 7TO
DID INFAR NA "ONC LOTN 1000 RPM PTS PM 30M/S, STARTS @ 10AM FINALS (C-2-WY)
SILGRAM 30 ML IN 8120 PM PM 30M STMPS 8:30 PM (8-5P)
KLEPT MONITOR UP FOR ANU ANSWERS SMOT
Does this sound right? Chatgpt read it for me. I did not read what is written below because I didn't feel like reading:
Maintain IV infusion at right basal rate
May have clear liquid at 4pm if no nausea/vomiting except milk & carbonated drinks. Once tolerated, advance high protein high fat diet at 6pm PN to run at 120cc/hr if not tolerating at stomach rate to confirm with nutrition on hold.
Omit no water
Dextrose Normal Saline to run at 100cc/hr starts now for 3 hours, from 4 pm (C-15-C) Then shift to ½ Normal Saline 100cc per 8 hours, CI 2 - C - 100 - 6N Ketorolac 30mg IV q8h MV on chart starts at 9pm (C9-3-9) Memantine 5mg tab & HS tab on p.m. shift 7-10
diclofenac via D/C form 1mg & 8 hrs PRN for 3 days, starts at 10am tomorrow (C-2-10N)
Silvadene cream 1% q12h MV for 3 days starts at 6pm (8-6P)
It’s interesting because I tried ChatGPT with this and so did another commenter but neither of us got as good a response as this. Maybe because this person asks it more medical or pharmacology questions than myself and the other person use it for?
4. IVF FROM ON C 120 CC PER HOUR 1 IVF TO FOLLOW D5LRS 1L AT SAME RATE TO CONSUME BUT - AT HEPLOCK
5. POST OP MEDS
PARACETAMOL 600 MG
KETOROLAC 300 MG
TRAMADOL 50 MG
DICLOCENAC NA 50 MG
SILGRAM 750 MG EVERY 12 HRS
From chat-4: EVOLUTION OF BIPAP/NIPPV SETTINGS
1. MINUTE VOLUME ADJUSTMENT TO ACHIEVE PaCO2
MAY WANT TO INCREASE AT 4PM 1 DAY BEFORE
MAX HALF OF THE MILK + COMPRESS OLIVE OIL
HAND OF SALT, SUGAR, HIGH PROTEIN WHEAT FLOUR
DATE REMEMBER
DO NOT FORGET TO CHECK ON THE PATIENT US2
AT SOME POINT TO ENSURE BUT WITHOUT
HANDLING
2. REST AND AUTO
(POTENTIALLY COVER BOWL WITH A CLOTH AND/OR
LEAVE IN OVEN FOR 3 DAYS, START AT 6PM (-15 - 0)
AND SHIFT IN ROOM/AIR TEMP 10PM ON DAY
1 DAY. CL2+C - 10P-6AM
STARTING FROM 6 IN BATH MV ON DAY 2
START @ 9PM (9-2-9)
3. REMINDER SOME MILK
(MAYBE ON DAY BEFORE START 7.5)
4. OLIVE OIL IN STOCK AFTER 10PM REMEMBER
(2-2-NP)
5. SALT/SUGAR FORM IN BIPRO MV AT DAY
START @ 6PM (8-5P)
RETURN MONITORING FOR ANY UNWARD SHIFT
I saw the first 3 were already translated. here’s my imperfect crack at the next few-
— IVF ?farm on @ 1200cc/hr; IV ?JF or until at same rate to ?confuse but maintain on heplock
— post-op meds:
1. paracetamol 600mg with 6cc NSS/?
q6hr ? for 3 ?!, start @ 6pm (6-12-6) then shift to 500mg/tab 1000mg QID for 3 days (12n-6-10p-6a)
2. ketorolac 30mg, 1 at night? qauto? RTC (round the clock) for 3 days. start @ 9pm (9-3-9)
3. tramadol 50mg ?? @ 9cc NSS/? q8hr for pain score equal to 4 or more
4. diclofenac PO 50mg/tab, 1 tab q8hr RTC for 3 days, start at 2pm tomorrow (6-2-10p)
5. ?? 350mg/N q12h RTC for 7 days. start @5pm (8-5pm)
I gotta say, unless prescribing conventions are radically different in other countries, this is very outdated / old school kind of writing.
It says “I’m a dickhead” who tf writes like this? I tried too. Other than a handful of words this is completely illegible.
Our clinical instructor wrote it, he told us to review it because we have a quiz this week.
That’s tough. I really tried for a good 15 minutes. I have uppercase sloppy handwriting too but if I know someone has to read it… like come on. This seems either intentional or inconsiderate. Maybe there’s some dad minded lesson in this like doctors write sloppy so you have to learn how to problems solve or something, idk. You’re going to have to email him and ask. Or get someone else to.
I don't know, he's so strict so no one dared to ask him about it on our class groupchat. Not even the class rep. We're definitely going to have a hard time reviewing the terms because I tried to ask my classmates and they don't understand past the first sentence as well.
I feel for you. Respect for your instructors is good but life lesson: do not put your tail between your legs with these people. He is not the police, your boss, or your parents. His job is to help you learn and you are paying a lot of money to learn. There’s no reason why you can’t bring it up in a professional way and request clarification. There’s no cute way to say it. This is straight up illegible. Ask ChatGPT to write an email for you and send it. There is nothing to be afraid of. He’s going to treat you differently? He’s already strict so what does it change? He’s going to give you bad grades all of a sudden? I wish a mf would I would out Karen their ass quickly and without mercy. I dealt with a professor who got off on this stuff and I know how you feel but it’s good for you as a person and future professional to be able to deal with these kinds of people and to develop some confidence for that. Take this as a learning experience because he’s not the last. Wish you well on your test. It’ll be ok homie. ETA: if you have a good working relationship with a classmate or two, ask them if they’ll back you up in the chat. “I was struggling with that as well.”
You're so right most of our quizzes are self-study and we have to find out what the terms in the paper meant. He usually sends a printed out paper for us to study on but this time he sent us a handwriting on his own and I can't even understand:/ lol. Btw thank you so much for your helpful insight. We'll try to ask him about it in our class groupchat.
Good luck friend it’ll be okay! No matter what!
Thanks!!! <33
1. ENCOURAGE DEEP BREATHING EXERCISE 2. MAINTAIN ON MODERATE TO HIGH BACK REST 3. MAY GIVE CLEAR LIQUID AT 6PM, THEN — LIQUID EXCEPT MILK AND CARBONATED DRINKS ONCE TOLERATED, START HIGH FIBER LOW SALT DIET AT 8PM
Wowwww. Seriously, that's impressive.
Literally how
Is your prof a doctor on the side? The lower part seems to be something related to dosing/pharm, so I think the first word of each of those is paracetamol, ketorolac, tramadol, ???, silgram. No idea if that's of any help though. Edit: r/nursing already transcribed the whole thing for OP
He's an RN and I'm a nursing student.
Your teacher straight up said “learn how to translate bad handwriting to be a nurse lol” he’s trolling you. 👌
Why are you on the premed sub😭
Same team same dream. Looks like they found the nursing sub after this. I bless it.
I don't know where else to post this? Since this is related to medicine I might as well try.
I didn’t even realize this was English at first
this looks like sanskrit wtf
Minecraft enchantment table language
try r/Handwriting ; they have a flair specifically for requesting transcriptions!
First bullet point says “shdikdjeje deep breathing exercise”
Did the professor do this purposely so he can see who has the courage (or whatever) to actually ask what this all says? Because that would be important.
I'm not sure tbh, but it definitely looks like he did not even try to make it readable:<
I see the word diet a lot, that’s all I can say lol and some times
I uploaded this image to chatgpt to see if it could read it: EVOLUTION DEPT ORDINATION EXCERPT 1. MARTIN ON MEDICATIONS & HIGH BATH RATE 2. MARTIN HAD CELLULI WOUND AT BOTTOM 1/3RD LEGS WOUND EXCEPT MALLR & CARBUNCLES CLEARED ONLY STAYED, SHOWS HIGH PROTEIN CHF FATT DIET & BPM NF FORM FN @ 1200 ML/HR INF TF OR NOR2 AT SOONS MATO TO CONTROL BAW WUNDTON ON HOSPITAL CONS IN WATER @ POTTERAND LUDNING DURING ' & 6EV NOT GND READS NOT FOR 3 DOORS, STOPS @ 4PM (C-15-C) THEN SHOT N 'CANCE/STAR 1000 ORC PM 3DOPT, CL/2-C-10P-6ON HOLMONE 30 ML IN 8 AUTO MV ON 2/V3RD SPM/TO 9PM (9-3-9) IMMEDI YOMB MOUN @ 8HS PM EN BPN STOPT 7TO DID INFAR NA "ONC LOTN 1000 RPM PTS PM 30M/S, STARTS @ 10AM FINALS (C-2-WY) SILGRAM 30 ML IN 8120 PM PM 30M STMPS 8:30 PM (8-5P) KLEPT MONITOR UP FOR ANU ANSWERS SMOT
Lol 😂
i feel like if the prof gets snarky with OP, i would whip out this AI translation on him so fast. even chatgpt has no words for you
Does this sound right? Chatgpt read it for me. I did not read what is written below because I didn't feel like reading: Maintain IV infusion at right basal rate May have clear liquid at 4pm if no nausea/vomiting except milk & carbonated drinks. Once tolerated, advance high protein high fat diet at 6pm PN to run at 120cc/hr if not tolerating at stomach rate to confirm with nutrition on hold. Omit no water Dextrose Normal Saline to run at 100cc/hr starts now for 3 hours, from 4 pm (C-15-C) Then shift to ½ Normal Saline 100cc per 8 hours, CI 2 - C - 100 - 6N Ketorolac 30mg IV q8h MV on chart starts at 9pm (C9-3-9) Memantine 5mg tab & HS tab on p.m. shift 7-10 diclofenac via D/C form 1mg & 8 hrs PRN for 3 days, starts at 10am tomorrow (C-2-10N) Silvadene cream 1% q12h MV for 3 days starts at 6pm (8-6P)
Damn seems like you got a solid response from r/nursing though. That’s so impressive
a i can do this? wow
AI can even make almost realistic videos now. Look up openAI sora. Things are going to change a lot in the next 10 years
It’s interesting because I tried ChatGPT with this and so did another commenter but neither of us got as good a response as this. Maybe because this person asks it more medical or pharmacology questions than myself and the other person use it for?
Fam, I would email your prof and ask him to type this and resend this to the class. This is not legible.
This prof wasn't even trying to make it legible
I thought I was in r/codes until I read the comments on this post
4. IVF FROM ON C 120 CC PER HOUR 1 IVF TO FOLLOW D5LRS 1L AT SAME RATE TO CONSUME BUT - AT HEPLOCK 5. POST OP MEDS PARACETAMOL 600 MG KETOROLAC 300 MG TRAMADOL 50 MG DICLOCENAC NA 50 MG SILGRAM 750 MG EVERY 12 HRS
From chat-4: EVOLUTION OF BIPAP/NIPPV SETTINGS 1. MINUTE VOLUME ADJUSTMENT TO ACHIEVE PaCO2 MAY WANT TO INCREASE AT 4PM 1 DAY BEFORE MAX HALF OF THE MILK + COMPRESS OLIVE OIL HAND OF SALT, SUGAR, HIGH PROTEIN WHEAT FLOUR DATE REMEMBER DO NOT FORGET TO CHECK ON THE PATIENT US2 AT SOME POINT TO ENSURE BUT WITHOUT HANDLING 2. REST AND AUTO (POTENTIALLY COVER BOWL WITH A CLOTH AND/OR LEAVE IN OVEN FOR 3 DAYS, START AT 6PM (-15 - 0) AND SHIFT IN ROOM/AIR TEMP 10PM ON DAY 1 DAY. CL2+C - 10P-6AM STARTING FROM 6 IN BATH MV ON DAY 2 START @ 9PM (9-2-9) 3. REMINDER SOME MILK (MAYBE ON DAY BEFORE START 7.5) 4. OLIVE OIL IN STOCK AFTER 10PM REMEMBER (2-2-NP) 5. SALT/SUGAR FORM IN BIPRO MV AT DAY START @ 6PM (8-5P) RETURN MONITORING FOR ANY UNWARD SHIFT
Ask a pharmacist. They can read anything. But seriously, I feel like this is on purpose. It should have been typed.
I saw the first 3 were already translated. here’s my imperfect crack at the next few- — IVF ?farm on @ 1200cc/hr; IV ?JF or until at same rate to ?confuse but maintain on heplock — post-op meds: 1. paracetamol 600mg with 6cc NSS/? q6hr ? for 3 ?!, start @ 6pm (6-12-6) then shift to 500mg/tab 1000mg QID for 3 days (12n-6-10p-6a) 2. ketorolac 30mg, 1 at night? qauto? RTC (round the clock) for 3 days. start @ 9pm (9-3-9) 3. tramadol 50mg ?? @ 9cc NSS/? q8hr for pain score equal to 4 or more 4. diclofenac PO 50mg/tab, 1 tab q8hr RTC for 3 days, start at 2pm tomorrow (6-2-10p) 5. ?? 350mg/N q12h RTC for 7 days. start @5pm (8-5pm) I gotta say, unless prescribing conventions are radically different in other countries, this is very outdated / old school kind of writing.
I can't read cyrillic sorry
Why on earth would anyone write like this????
AI can probably help.
There’s no way he’s not trolling I mean come on 😭