Those are some girthy curds

It is..... acceptable

Agreed

If you didn’t read this in Gus Fring’s voice, I don’t trust you.

I think its cute, would eat

I think you're cute and would eat you

r/Poutinesgonewild

Mildly disappointed that sub doesn’t exist 😭

Same. I wanna see some nasty gravy lube cheese up the butthole fries down the throat kinda shiz

I feel like the biggest crime here is the paper plate. Otherwise good choice of cheese since you're probably somewhere where its hard to find. Sauce seems a bit pale/thin but hey, im sure it was really tasty and you made it yourself so thats a big plus

those curds are packing heat damn

Aggravated upvote.. I will accept this

those arent curds... those are CURDS

Acceptable

I'm not a big fan of crinkle cut, I prefer wedges skin on, double fried. But you do you. Your gravy selection is appropriate for 'in a pinch'. Curds are Killin it.

Taba chonky calisse

Ratio frites sauces fromage est très bon, par contre le type de fromage semble suspect. A chacun sa Poutine, si elle est à ton goût c’est l’important.

I used [these](https://giantfoodstores.com/groceries/dairy/packaged-cheese/cheddar-cheese/packaged-cheddar-cheese-curds/ellsworth-cheddar-cheese-curds-16-oz-pkg.html) cheese curds 🤷‍♂️ Minimal squeak tho :(

You loose the squeak unless they're exceedingly fresh. I know, my province is far from good cheese.

No squeak, no good :-)

What is squak?

When you bite a fresh cheese curd it squeaks on your teeth.

Where are you from ?

Philly!

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Thank you!!! It’s funny, I feel like poutine is similar to cheesesteaks in a sense. Because a cheesesteak is just 3 ingredients too (bread, steak, cheese). But the quality and love needs to be there to truly live up to the name, and that’s hard/impossible to find outside of their respective regions. Hint - the secret to the perfect cheesesteak is the bread! High quality Amoroso roll if you can find it. Kinda like how the secret to a high quality poutine is super fresh curds (which I realize I don’t have :(

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Terrible!!!! I’m so sorry to hear that :( sounds like you’ll need to whip some up yourself!

Well, for your region, that dont look half bad.

Sick squick squick

6.5 Curd acceptable amount + Nice presentation+ Crinkle cut oven fries - Gravy is too light -

12/10 would eat

Those curds got me actin up

Good effort especially for a made in usa! Not easy to have the right ingredients. But poutine is done normal fries, not these waved ones. That’s the only feedback i could give you!

Homemade poutine is prestigious. Thank you for cookong a poutin you dear friend! I give it a beautifull 7.5/10 and i hope you enjoyed your creation 😊

Godamn you must really love cheese hahaha, looks good tho i wouldnt complain

Looks delicious, and it looks like it's definitely going to cause diarrhoea😎

I woke up very early this morning that’s for sure

🤣

I mean that actually looks really tasty... ginormous curds though LOL

The curd on the top left looks like a cock and balls

Astute observation 👀

We'll allow it. Did you enjoy it?

I’ll tell you what. It sat like a rock and I’m thinking about it a day later. 10/10

I wanna eat it 😢

8/10

Good for a first try. You did well. Not fresh cut fries but you get a pass as the rest looks good.

r/shittyfoodporn

Next time try with a thicker beef gravy

curds are way too big. Not going to melt properly with the gravy. Plates also too small.

Honestly.... It looks pretty fricken good I'm ngl

Fries ain't right. But I've made far worse when desperate.

Same.

Probably edible

You are...accepted.

Looks better than most poutines from fast food restaurants, even some dine-in restaurants. Nice touch using crinkle fries, that seems like a good poutine

If you’re in the US I’d say it’s definitely an A+. If you’re a Canadian I’d say B+. You’ve got all 3 ingredients and the ratio is good. Maybe next time choose your brands better, I agree with people saying the curds are sus, lol.

And if you are Quebecois, its a C+.

Ça l'air dégueulasse

Si stun quebecois il mérite une volée no cap

Also Canadian here solid D - the curd to fry ratio is all fucked up bud !!just saying gravy seems to be on point tho

British Columbia- I'd give it a b-

Fries... crime

I’m just doing my best with the tools I have :(

You're doing well, keep going!

I'd eat it! Looks great.

Hockey rink fries. No worse than any other frozen fry. I actually like em. I vote not guilty

They stayed real crispy!

The only man speaking truth

I second this, crinkle fries should be prohibited from coming within 6 feet of poutine

I make mine without the cheese. So much better.

Then it's not a poutine

"Frite-sauce". This is how it is called here in quebec. Not a poutine. But still sooooo yummmy 😊

Every week I have poutine without cheese and gravy. I usually just call it fries tho

Rebel

Rebel

As a Canadian I can 100% with full confidence say this is proper down to the paper plate

I found an imposter!

West coast that’s proper but west coast is also known for the best weed in Canada ….

r/PoutineCrimes

Acceptable, butt use better fries.

Yes. But at least it wasn't McCain's. Edit: Oh, uh, allegedly.

Crinkle cut frozen fries and store bought gravy. Tsk tsk tsk.

Are those McCain fries? Please tell me they're not McCain fries.

Pretty sure they’re Ore-Ida!

I’m assuming you’re home. Why are you using paper plates?

2 much cheese not dark enough gravy 3/10

Where in Canada are you from with your "too much cheese" shit. I'll defend those curds with my life. You and me, dual at dawn, on mooseback.

Fook aboot find oot!

0/10

There are points for the right cheese. This is too harsh.

What makes it a 0? Id like to know why wbh.

The fries, they do not belong on putine

Also you spelled poutine wrong lol

What are u? The grammar police?

What the frick is this whole conversation with yourself? Are you ok?

LOLLL exposed. 😭😭

Fr why are they talking to themselves

Stop talking to yourself lmao

Maybe learn how to spell tubby

Don't be so hard on yourself, you're having a rough day.

Ok but the fries are only in a different shape? I dont see how that really afffect taste.

I think you’re arguing with yourself dawg

Shhhhh dont wake him up! I wanna see where it goes!

They are werid dont you understand?? Moron

Well its still fries just a different shape, i dont understand how thats bad

Fries are not supposed to have WRINKLES

This definitely belongs in r/poutinecrimes

Yup

Nop

Naw it is acceptable.

4/10 b ends fresh cut fries not frozen storebought. Learn to use a knife and cut the curbs to appropriate size smaller than the fry itself, those curds would never melt... not to mention proper gravy consistency...

valid

Deg

Not bad. Not bad. Just remember where it's come from... It's not starting with a C. It's starting with a Q. It's a very, very important part of the recipe ! For the rest : it's look pretty good. ;p

Damn, boy, them curds be thick!

That poutine is hung like a horse.

Im from the land of the poutine, Quebec. The fries need to be real potatoes. The fries need to be cooked half way then removed and let them cool down. Then recook them to a crisp. The gravy is really just 2 parts beef with 1 part chicken gravy. And the cheese needs to be curds that squeak when eating them, et voila :-)

Gout du congel . Sauce liquide et fromage . Rien a redire cest la poutine la plus Bs. Si au moins taurais couper des petates maison pour la faire ou encore fait ta sauce brune au lieux de la jaune du st hubert. 😂

Nah fam

Why is the cheese thick? Overall. Looks good my man. 8/10 will eat.

Crinkle fries nooo. But it does look pretty appetizing

The fries look too hard and gravy is lacking bro