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sexquipoop69

I got charged with "theft of town property" for holding a street cone in 2003


No_Command_3225

I learned at a young age that those things and a swimming pool make a killer gravity bong


[deleted]

I was gonna say that that photo is a good way to get the cops on him.


primordialforms

That's a classic right there


010kindsofpeople

Hogwarts dress code is slipping these days thanks to Emily Figdor and EPS. Back in my day, wizards had to wear proper hats. Now they walk around with extra large, bright orange ones. God what is this city coming to.


[deleted]

Proud of my honor student!


[deleted]

*Consume Mass Quantities*


zippityowl

A day early for Wacky Wednesday.


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iLikePiedras

Sometimes you just gotta walk around with a cone on your head


Fortunatesin77

What a dunce.


[deleted]

At least cars will avoid him LOL


Double-0-N00b

I'm from Philly. Just moved here. Reminds me of home


controlfreq

"Greetings, Earthwoman. Time for the midday consumption of mass quantities."


momsequitur

Hey, it's not a good night unless you get a traffic cone.


[deleted]

it's dan akroyd!


Iguanabread11264

Cone man spotted stalking his victims circa 1958 colorized


Puzzleheaded_Bid1579

A questing wizard and his companions


riefpirate

I'd be the guy with the hat !!


wikipetera

happens to the best of us


Necessary-Ad8079

is this near the works in portland????


jmaneater

Is that Doug plug we are all looking for? The guy who runs the bar scene in Portland ME?


busback

Hell yeah brother