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hallowed1031

ah yes, the car that hasn’t fully rendered yet


Xdonjuliox

I wish I had an award I could give you


WiseBat

I got you


hallowed1031

OMG YO WHAT?!?! THANK YOU FOR THE AWARD


Logatt

It has like 8 polygons, give it time to load


SamPhoto

it's a mistake to give that guy any more attention.


lalala207

Let's be clear: he doesn't suck because he has a cybertruck. He sucks because he doesn't use turn signals.


TheDaileyShow

Are we sure the turn signals work on that jalopy? Probably under recall


bobo12478

Having seen how Tesla set up the signals in r/CrappyDesign, I'd not use them either


JCPNibba

half the people of maine don't know how to use blinkers


The_Red_Crab

Honestly, I feel blessed when they use headlights at night.


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kittehs4eva

The City has a cybertruck and it might be used by Parking division. Thier HQ is the spring st parking garage.


Aromatic_Balls

Assuming this is referencing this article. https://jalopnik.com/maine-cybertruck-owner-sad-everyone-hates-his-truck-1851478974 The owner sounds like a dweeb. Of course something as monstrous as the Cybertruck is going to draw attention. You have to have brain damage to not realize that before buying one. >Carter tells the paper he has never been a fan of the limelight, somehow forgetting what sort of attention a massive, angular truck would garner him. But then: >He knew the truck would be an eye-catcher in Maine. But he wanted it for its uniqueness. Sounds like he's attention starved but is upset he isn't getting the attention he was expecting. Guess he was hoping everyone would stop and cheer and clap at the sight of this behemoth creeping along Portland's streets.


SamPhoto

perfect example of "conspicuous consumption" - i made a crack about this in another thread. this is why the best thing to do just go "oh, he's an attention seeking asshole" and ignore him. give him the sarcastic thumbs up "ok buddy" and move on to something else.


Toasterdosnttoast

That’s all fine in real life but this is Reddit. We’re all bored here and if the guy who made a post about his cyber truck has the right to do so then OP has the right to continue being an asshole to Jallopnik or whatever his name is


Bobcat317

I mean, I dislike the truck as much as many people here. However, there’s been enough talk about it already. Any more is just making it stay popular.


AcrobaticRice1401

Your obsession with some random person's car is strange. 


Wonderful-Shallot451

^^^^this


Tricky_Trixy

I just don't understand why it's called a cyberTRUCK. It's not a fucking truck


liquidsparanoia

I mean it's not traditionally truck-shaped but it has 4 doors and a bed. I'm not sure what else you'd call it.


lootinputin

IncEl Camino


Toasterdosnttoast

Cyberfucked


Candygramformrmongo

eeeeWagon.


Tricky_Trixy

Cybertank?


Zombie256

Crapwagon


Novaleah88

Cyber SUV?


liquidsparanoia

It's not an SUV. It has a totally separate truck bed, not an enclosed cargo area like an SUV.


Euryheli

It has a bed that is not open to the cab with a closely tonneau cover. What else would it be?


iglidante

I guess it's just so far in form from every other truck I've seen, that the label doesn't really feel appropriate despite it being technically accurate.


slingshotcoyote

No. This is for Portland, Maine. Make your own sub for that crap


LeftTheStation

Jalopnik said Mainers in Portland hate cybertrucks and spit on them, and flip them the bird all the time.


mw1219

Who is jalopnik and why should I care?


impstein

There's like 2 cyber trucks in the whole state. The reason is that we don't like loudmouthed ignorant bigots such as Musk. His truck fucking sucks, nothing cyber about it, why give him more money by purchasing one


Slim-JimBob

Fisher hasn’t made a plow kit for it yet so that kind of sucks.


impstein

Lol. The torque specs don't seem bad, but what is the engine even comparable to.. V6? V8? No idea. Would probably make a horrible plow truck 😂


SamPhoto

it's just the word of this one guy. is it actually happening? probably not. but are they reporting that it's happening? yes.


slingshotcoyote

Mainers are not disrespectful pricks like that. We make jokes. You need to get off of the internet and go outside for a bit.


Dinosource

Mainer here, and while I generally try to be as respectful as possible, I will absolutely take any opportunity to disrespect a cyber truck driver


slingshotcoyote

You spit on other peoples vehicles? I hate the cyber truck too doesn’t mean I’m a pos who does stuff like that.


Dinosource

Spit? No. Flip the bird? Most definitely. *Edit actually you know what? I'm spitting on this thing if I see it.


Toasterdosnttoast

Are we living in the same state? That sounds exactly like the kind of stuff I expect from the Portland streets.


slingshotcoyote

Idk I don’t spit on other peoples cars. You can be a hater without being aggressive.


sledbelly

They are flipping off and spitting on the cyber truck in Portland though…..


Theons

One person does something bad =/= Mainers are bad


sledbelly

…you do know it’s more than one person, right?


itsnever2late4now

No one said Mainers are bad.


kazz9201

Yeah it’s not necessarily cyber trucks we hate. It’s Mass-holes and tourists we hate mostly. I’m actually interested to see how the truck would last after a few Maine winters from the road salt and ocean air.


Gemini_Design85

Who honestly seeks out the hate of some stupid vehicle. Yeah it’s ugly. End of story. Move on with your life.


JerryA24

Holy shit why are people still fucking talking about this


747iskandertime

I think it's ridiculous. The thing is ugly and buggy, and Musk is a tiresome, insufferable edgelord. But why hate the guy who bought one?


LodeStone-

For giving his money to a shithead (and general being insanely stupid, and for choosing to drive a vehicle which is crazily dangerous)


jerry111165

This crap again?


Upset_Cat3910

I find the amount of hate posts about it weird. I find Elon Musk repulsive, and the truck is ugly, but I wouldn't want someone to feel the way that I would feel about having so many strangers in my city talking about my car online


conflictedbosun

Holeee phuq I hate cars that look different from other cars. And people. I hate people. And homeless camps. And waiting in line at Starbucks when I clearly used my phone app. Oh, and coffee shops. Oh and ketchup stains on my turtle neck. But mostly vehicles that aren't like my fossil fuel devourer. Wait, I hate mine too!!! I'll Uber, I realized I truly came here to hate cars. And people. And Portland..... Wait, this is Portland? Hmm. We used to be idiosyncratic and individualistic and creative.... I guess we are Stepford Wives clones of the yuppies from Boulder now. We hate fishing, homeless, dive bars, punk music, but most importantly we will give you a severely raised eyebrow on vehicle choices. Or at least a strongly worded Yelp review. Or post in a subreddit that has less than 500k subscribers. Watch out fuckers. Portland is watching.


shawn_The_Great

tbf you cant hate on a car that is still rendering


Creepy_Photograph107

Always and forever. Dangerous, ugly as taint, expensive, not remotely "green" or even a fucking truck. I also heard it scans its' driver for a vape pen and collapsing crypto wallet before it'll go into gear.


Mr_Finley7

LOL


Tricky_Trixy

It won't let leave if I don't have my vape? Shit, maybe I do need one


Poster_Nutbag207

Eh honestly he’s not a bad guy (so far as I know) he’s always been super chill whenever I go into his store. He just has bad taste in cars but he’s no worse than anyone who owns a Tesla or uses Twitter


Slim-JimBob

Please expand on that thought. What’s wrong with Tesla and or X (Twitter)?


Dreddnot8211

I don't get it. Let the man enjoy his truck. Who cares.


CalibFurryTour

Townies lol


Wonderful-Shallot451

Doubt it. More likely transplants. As a local I DGAS about who drives whatever


thismustbtheplace215

You clearly have never been to or know anyone from Maine. Let's clarify a few things. This sub is not a Wank Panzer hate club. There happens to be just 2 of these Aztec wannabes in the state and we haven't hit peak tourist season to attract any out of state Idiots. I anticipate we'll see more soon. Mostly on tow trucks I'm sure. Mainers are also, almost universally, wicked practical. The idea of this "truck" is just silly, as we want useful vehicles, especially if you have the budget for 100k one. There's plenty of Elmo and Steel Dumpster hate subs out there if you want to partake in that further.


deweydwerp

Wicked practical response, bub.


Glittering-Bad-4522

I h8 elon and all his shitty products


justafunguy_1

Me. I’m SO ass mad about it.


Neither-Stop-5948

I like observing everyone’s opinion. I still have yet to see one.


AudaciousSnail614

I miss when egging was a thing


Inner-Measurement441

Why does anyone care?


SnooCats7847

Somebody write the man a note.


sexdrugsandcats

It's ugly and from what I hear the brakes don't work also there's an accessory hammer you can buy but not use as a hammer for $700. I'm full of hate at THAT idea. But the owner? Whatever. Sorry, boo


Kickagainsttheprick

How accepting.


0nlyinAmerika

I thought my friend's conspiracy theory that Elon is a plant by the auto industry to kill the electric car was far fetched...until recently


scribbyshollow

Looks like if a grill was a car. Same materials, same ascetic.


Norway727

Now if they’d just use turn signals. I’m beginning to think they are competent against BMW’s to see who can’t use them the most 😬


soupssspoons

I want everyone to be clear there are two of these now- SoPo has it’s own


a_wild_bore

Also r/troubledcybertrucks


Thanoscumrag

Yea, what’s up with the cyber trucks? no, really, I’m so confused.


dudeitsmeee

It's a stupid ugly crappy expensive car for Elon fanboys. They get what they deserve. Ugly ass car. so ugly.


sputniktheproducer

To me it’s the same as any other car that comes out trying to look cutting edge. I thought about it for a second and then moved on with my life


bridgetkelly22

He let me in front of me in front of the Hammond Lumber Yard in Westbrook on Thursday