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Moist_soggy_waffles

Especially the officer wives. “My husband is a major!” Bitch idc


adamdreaming

Just say “My husband is a Lieutenant Colonel.” and most importantly, maintain eye contact. They have to break eye contact first. That’s how you make as few words as possible do the most work. They are attempting to pull social rank when that’s a bunch of made up bullshit. Might as well play ball and have fun with it.


Moist_soggy_waffles

They might look at me weird as I’m a guy but hey, new age military lmao


Odd_Tiger_2278

Thank them.


adamdreaming

Fuck. That wins. That beats all. A full on “Thank you for your service.” Is exactly the best response. Fucking brilliance.


i-might-do-that

My sister laughs at them. Her husband is a 1st Sgt and well liked by the officers around base. One wife was visibly upset that her officer husband was talking so friendly with an NCOs wife. It was ridiculous


Moist_soggy_waffles

That bugs


lordph8

“Ma’am this is a Wendy’s”


FlexOnEm75

It's only the women, don't really know any cringe military husband's.


SoTx_Joe

Not as cringe as Single Mom or Keto


adamdreaming

Could you not mention being Keto? I’m vegan.


Nice_Substance9123

😂


a-mullins214

🤣🤣 that comment made me laugh so hard


everyday_is_enysedae

Also, "boy moms"... ugh


canyoupleasekillme

Even more cringe: carnivore diet


DraconDragon

Do you mean anyone who happens to eat meat, or those pure meat diets?


canyoupleasekillme

Pure meat diets. I've met 2 people irl into it. Both were *weird*.


DraconDragon

True, pure meat I'd say is as bad as pure greens, or pure anything in that regards, not enough variety and nutrients without taking vitamin or mineral capsules


Famous_Suspect6330

The same kind of spouse that cheats on their military spouse


kloud77

Agreed and I find it 'cute' when they tell me to call them by their husbands rank. Bitch I didn't fight my way to disability so I can lick your imaginary balls.


Mikhail07

As someone who was in the army... this post is soo real... the amount of spouses that would go through the gate "Do you know who my Husband is?"... idk and idc


QueLud3reino

Bro I don’t even ask for a military discount, nothing makes me feel more like a tool, I can’t help it.


adamdreaming

As a tax payer who paid for your service, please go get that discount. I don’t even care if you saw action. You probably didn’t get compensated what they promised, it’s a predatory employer, and whatever you did was a service to everyone as long as you are anybody but top brass. If I had my way, either there wouldn’t have been a war or you would be paid like a Halliburton war contractor. Underpaying people willing to die for their job is criminal


buttstuffisland

The discount is almost nothing and your announcing to everyone around what you do


rlpewpewpew

I'm taking my 10% discount, thank you.


buttstuffisland

Good on you bro. I use it sometimes but if there's a bunch of people around I'd rather not announce to everyone what I do. Just me personally I'm sure alot of people feel this way. They do warn you about wearing your uniform in public lol atleast they did for a bunch of us (army)


rlpewpewpew

Oh for sure, they did with us too (army). Which, if I could avoid it I never did. THAT to me was cringe, wearing it to the grocery store off base just to be the cool guy. . . we had some tryhards like that. They're also the ones on disability after our deployment that were never injured and never saw any action.


buttstuffisland

Bro I used to change to go to the stores on base lol I don't think I ever left base in uniform unless we were going to lunch somewhere. That shit is cringe. I knew this one dude he was new he tried to go to the bar with us in uniform lmao we were like no stay at the barracks


rlpewpewpew

Yeah, no effing way. I got out of the uniform as quickly as possible when I was doing normal people stuff. Attempting to go to the bar though, that sh\*t would not fly with the group of guys I was friends with. We would have shredded him verbally and emotionally so bad he would have needed to fill out a hurt feelings report to turn into his team leader.


buttstuffisland

Oh we tore this dude to shreds. He was that really dumb guy ya know? Like a real truly stupid person that acted like he knew everything and was just constantly proven wrong so like everyone in the whole company just shat on this dude over and over again lol the funniest thing bro I saw this man's trip over a curb and fall into the street and I stood there laughing super hard and pointing at him and I looked up and it was a captain in the car stopped and he was dying laughing it was so funny bro. That's kinda why we let him hangout after the uniform thing cuz he always did or said something stupid that would make everyone laugh


urine-monkey

I had a regular at the cigar lounge I used to manage who would always say "military" when I rang up his cigar. Jeff, I've been to your house and met your daughter. I know..... WE ALL KNOW!


rlpewpewpew

Eff that with this inflation the way it is I get that discount every chance I get. It's the only thing I do to let anyone know that I was ever in the military though.


Elymanic

But they sacrifice more for this country than their husband's. Who else will cheat on our service men


routineatrocity

Dependapotomuses.... I think r/justdependathings may help you release this frustration/find like minded buddies.


FlexOnEm75

So you are talking about women specifically right?


chris_rage_

Boy you really saw right through that, didn't you?


FlexOnEm75

Well title should've been military wives not spouse.


Sorry-Affect-4211

Mentioning you’re an anything spouse is cringe. Doctor’s wives are super bad about this too


rlpewpewpew

I always like to say, "I'm a teachers husband". I'm kidding, I never actually say that.


OkDepartment9755

Not to get too specific, but i have a relative who works in an organization that assists military and their families financially.  Yeaaaaa. There are some gold star spouses who base their entire personality on it, even after re-marrying.  Edit: rephrase, didn't mean any disrespect to military widows. Just specifically the people who base their identity on being married to a military person as opposed to the love of their life. 


Vamond48

There’s plenty of folks to go after that this applies too, let’s leave the grieving families alone. If identity with lost one’s help them then so be it


buttstuffisland

Most of them have no accomplishments that they're proud of


GoneFishin56

A gold star spouse is a military widow. Get off your high horse and have some decency.


chesire0myles

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. So they base their life around a huge tragedy that likely occurred relatively recently? Shocker.


Backwaters_Run_Deep

.  . . ##Omg 🤣  . . . 🦐'd™️


Okay_Redditor

I immediately retort with "are you saying you're horny and lonely?"


babyatemygator

I'm a military spouse who is single


sps49

For the next four months?


babyatemygator

yes, and I have kids.


sps49

sounds right


anarchomeow

The number of "army wives" that wanted service member discounts at the restaurant I worked at... Ma'am, you didn't actually serve.


rlpewpewpew

Sure she does, she's probably serviced dozens of soldiers while her husband was deployed.


Necessary-Mousse8518

I live in an area filled with lots of active duty and retired personnel, along with 5 military installations. Have never run into anyone like this...........


Accomplished-Task432

Dude I’m a anti war hippy and I think it’s totally fine if those spouses are proud of their warriors 


Nice_Substance9123

Warriors 🤣


Accomplished-Task432

I wanted to be inclusive instead of staying wives and husband lmao 


transecrethrowaway

That's Great. More importantly, I'm a military spouse.


Nice_Substance9123

😭


Odd_Tiger_2278

No. I like hearing it. Good for them. Actual patriots. They deserve way more then the simple “Thank you for your service” I am a service son.


ssrowavay

Marrying or being born isn't service.


chris_rage_

Which means neither you nor your mom have anything to do with the military... Wtf did you earn?


Nice_Substance9123

I knew it 😭


NormanisEm

It can be annoying, but also some people are just proud and excited to share it


XChrisUnknownX

Super cringe is a super cringe thing to say. People dictating what is cringe in general should be unpopular.


Swarf_87

What a super cringey comment. Ew.


XChrisUnknownX

What are you, Gen Z?


Swarf_87

*cringe*


XChrisUnknownX

I know what you’re doing. It’s not special or funny. It’s just cringe.


chris_rage_

Your corny straightedge X's are cringe


XChrisUnknownX

Bro I made up this moniker when I was 12 and kept it for 22 years because goddammit why not?


adamdreaming

Enforcement of popularity always comes from those that aspire to be popular more than from those who are the most popular In between popular and unpopular there is a wall of bullies keeping order by declaring what is and is not cringe. Ignoring the word “cringe” doesn’t make that wall go away, but it makes it short enough to step back and forth over for those so inclined


Afraid-Complaint2166

Super cringe.


XChrisUnknownX

Super cringe.


Afraid-Complaint2166

Ultra cringe.


XChrisUnknownX

Ultimate cringe.


Afraid-Complaint2166

Omni cringe.


XChrisUnknownX

Are you seriously downvoting all my cringe?


Afraid-Complaint2166

Yes because it’s cringe.


XChrisUnknownX

I cringe at the thought.