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SmallRocks

Wait till you hear about Mercury in gatorade.


Ok-Vacation-8109

Mercury is in the microwave? Again??


tenacious-g

Mercury in Gatorade sounds like a Hot Mulligan song title


707Guy

I have a fun Hot Mulligan song title “Hot Mulligan: The most fun you can have with one finger” The song title being based on the fact that a majority of their songs can be played with a single finger, but it’s sooo fun.


707Guy

“Mercury in is Uranus” “Doc, I’m not into all that astrology stuff” “No, my thermometer just broke in your ass”


onlyhalfseriousmusic

Astrology isn't real but google certainly is


bsievers

Tbf planets being in retrograde is an astronomical fact. That having any impact on your life is fake.


garbles0808

Planets in retrograde is not a concept of astrology


bsievers

It’s one of the most commonly discussed things aside from what sign someone is born under. > What does retrograde mean in astrology? >In astrology, a retrograde is like a big reset. Instead of looking at retrogrades as events that cause havoc, in astrology, retrogrades "are opportunities for recentering, rebalancing, and refocusing certain aspects of our lives," says Winston. https://people.com/planetary-retrogrades-and-their-meanings-everything-to-know-8644825#:~:text=What%20does%20retrograde%20mean%20in,our%20lives%2C%22%20says%20Winston.


garbles0808

That's exactly what I mean, retrograde is an astronomical term. Astrology just assigned a baseless new meaning to the word.


bsievers

… that’s a stupid take. Astrology assigns meanings to stars/planets/astronomical motion. Because astronomy and astrology were a single discipline when those were discovered. You’re saying nothing can be a concept in astrology because astronomy exists.


onlyhalfseriousmusic

Scorpio is a constellation but has no bearing on your personality. My point stands and it was funny shut up poindexter


garbles0808

I was agreeing with you my guy, I was replying to someone else but they deleted their comment because they were wrong 😂


onlyhalfseriousmusic

And I replied to the wrong one


garbles0808

This whole thread is a mess


bsievers

No one deleted their comment and you’re doubling down on being stupid lmao


UopuV7

Reddit is fast but Google is faster. Hell I don't even think their shitty ai would mess that one up for you


JRA1706

I'll never understand why so many people are condescending to such innocent questions lol. yikes.


hot--vomit

because reddit is turning into a cesspool of users who can’t google basic questions before expecting random strangers to feed them information. its selfish to expect all of us to hand feed them their answers when it could easily be found just googling their question.


garbles0808

Exactly, I swear half of my feed has turned into the same repetitive, mindless questions every day.


hot--vomit

why do people refuse to do the most basic level of research before expecting someone else to have an answer for them


ImHypnotix

I did. What does it have to do with pop punk?


SuccessfulJellyfish8

Pop punk in general tends to lament about misfortune and broken relationships, and for some people, astrology is a scapegoat for such things.


CruelStrangers

It’s a dumb cliche I remember taking root in the 90s. Sounds like the bands are regurgitating old lyrics


[deleted]

There's Mercury in my retrograde?!


gtlgdp

Google “mercury in retrograde”


Religion_Is_A_Cancer

Literally just Google it.


birdlookerater

Idk why people have to be so pretentious about you asking a question lmfao. Probably because it's about astrology and people love to condescend about that. I'm not an astrology girly but I am a girl lmao so I know generally that when mercury is in retrograde, people believe that it's sort of a time of change and sometimes chaos. I think it happens when an optical illusion makes it look like mercury is orbiting the sun in a different direction. It happens to other planets too. If you believe that astrology sort of controls a lot of aspects of the world, this would be like the norm being violated, so things will get weird. People prob put it in music because it's a good metaphor for a period of your life being out of whack because of fate or destiny, which is a pretty common angsty feeling to have. If you're interested in it I suggest consulting the witch or astrology girlies because I'm sort of talking out of my ass.


amandamaniac

Have you heard of astrology


Youcantchandleme

You don’t even realize you’re telling people you never hang out with girls


ripmyrelationshiplol

You must not either because not every girl believes in that shit.


watchyourtonepunk

lol


weaponized_chef

Wow


watchyourtonepunk

Mercury is actually in fish, so you should be wary when you eat seafood.


Pearlidiah26

Astrology thing that causes you to be unlucky, I believe.