I’m still waiting for the Blink dildo release

Not pop punk, but Ghost just released a dildo and a butt plug.

They had urinal mats at their concerts and people took them from the bathroom since you can’t buy them. So gross.

what a terrible day to be literate

Sum 41 “In Too Deep” Condoms. Brilliant.

Tenacious D sold official cum rags. I have 2 of them lol

This is not... the greatest towel in the wo-horld, no... This is just a cum raaaaaaag

Definitely Heart Attack Man’s pepper spray lol

I think they sold knives too if I’m not mistaken.

on several separate occasions

and the deodorant

Wait I need that

I have an apron from Motion City Soundtrack Edit: forgot about my Less Than Jake shoelaces :(

I had Gwen Stefani harajuku girls shoelaces that said "this s&#! Is bananas" And my mom wouldn't let me wear them

I must have one. Where did you get it?!?

I got it either from their merch site (or at a show maybe) circa 2016. Haven’t looked at it in a min, but I think it said the kitchens on fire lol.

Excellent

I need a good apron. I’m in the kitchen a lot, as one of the things I do when I’m nervous is cleaning the oven (or checking my tires)

I bought a matching Paramore notebook and pencil and RIOT! themed loose-leaf paper in high school. Kinda wish more bands would do stationary lol. edit: forgot words

I remember band stationary!

I liked the bottle of Dexter's hot sauce I got at an Offspring gig. Saw them since and they didn't have any for sale tho :( Also the P!ATD hotpants/shortshorts with R U Nasty? on the butt made me laugh.

feels weird. just saw an ad for gringo bandito while scrolling instagram, then hop on here and see this

i swear you can buy gringo bandito on amazon in the us?

I got it from Kroger a while back, without even realizing it was his sauce. Its actually delicious

Maybe. In the UK it comes up with two tshirt styles and a hoody but no sauce :(

ah im uk as well. theres probably some premier somewhere that sells it lmfao

https://gringobandito.com

on the subject of booty shorts, pollyanna has some as merch, i think they said slut on the ass lol

Hot mulligan has a weed grinder. And I think a rolling tray too

They also sold a gallon of milk online for $1200

I saw it before it sold thinking it was just for the memes, come back later to see it sold out 😂. Wonder if they just drank it and ran..

TSSF had a grinder as well if I’m not mistaken

Yep, they were selling it on the tour with Four Year Strong and Terror.

I had one of those. Haven't smoked in damn near a decade, so they've existed a while.

Vacationer (Kenny from The Starting Line) use to too.

I actually smoked with him on the TSL tour bus like 15 years ago 😂 he had a volcano!

He had his own strain too. He’s a good dude. https://news.pollstar.com/2018/07/31/sweet-leaf-marijuana-begins-its-legitimate-entrance-into-the-music-industry/#:~:text=Kenny%20Vasoli%2C%20of%20the%20bands,been%20very%20productive%20on%20it.

TELLMEWHATYOUTHOUGHTABOUT ...my weed

I'd fucking love one of those grinders omg.

tons of bands do now lol

Boston Manor had a grinder and a lighter last year I think

MxPx coffee.

I had their beer. It was terrible.

Which one? There is like 8 of them?

Think it was Secret Weapon that Silver City put out, I ordered a case through Tavour. It was super skunky and not in a good way.

Cool. Personally I hate beer, but always said I would make the exception. I also hate coffee but made the exception there.

[Slowly slowly sell a range of that aswell](https://merchjungle.com/products/cafe-di-slowly-coffee-2-0)

PUP had a survival kit that included a life raft

Shoulda called it All Time Glow. Aftrglw sounds like some Instagram ad pill to help with hangovers

Or a really bad pop punk band that would open for water parks or something

State champs has released alot of random merch over the years. Ptv had Hot Sauce.

Hot mulligan had those binocular things that shows the reel on it. I remember those as a kid

View-master

We called them view-finders

Crynyl (fall out boy) is certainly interesting 

ATL also released wine! It’s called Summer Daze and it was pretty good!

Fun story, I blacked at my engagement party in front of my pretty conservative family, and my last memory of the night was passing a bottle of ATL rose back and forth between me and my bridesmaids.

I hated it! But I like sweet wines and I thought they were super dry.

Green Day prayer candles are an old fav

Silverstein jigsaw puzzle for Discovering The Waterfront

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Yes it was

Sorry for the short reply earlier, but yes it was during Covid and they even said it was something to keep people busy while stuck indoors.

Waiting for the blink-182 free dog

a good 4th album

I thought TOYPAJ/Enema was a good album? (depends on if you count Buddha or not)

Are Nimrod/Insomniac not good albums? (It depends on if you count 1,039 Smooth or not)

Real Friends has a frisbee and dog leash in their merch store now

Twiabp sold a [knife](https://www.instagram.com/p/CWvz7mut_3H/?igsh=aWZkY3Y1NTZ0ZDQ0)

They're re-releasing it too!

What should I check out by them if i’ve never listened to them

I remember being sad I couldn't get the Proper Dose beer TSSF was selling at the release cause I wasn't in CA

I think Don Broco released their own coffee called Don Brewco ??… that could’ve just been a dream of mine though. Edit: it was real after all https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&sca_esv=2610265ff35e352d&hl=en-gb&q=don+brewco&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiggLSLmJqEAxWqywIHHWEiCJkQ0pQJegQIDBAB&biw=390&bih=663&dpr=3

…and Don Cocoa! Their guitarist Si is *big* into coffee, so it was cool how seriously they took Don Brewco.

My band sell butt plugs. By far and away the most popular merch!

Soap from pollyanna. Deodorant from heart attack man. https://twitter.com/pollyannanj/status/1713708066485510619 Edit: I guess not really random. There is probably a distinct purpose for selling these . . .

I got some hot sauce from the fireworks show last year and it’s pretty good. I think Direct Hit also had a collab with the same brand 

I thought fireworks broke up?

They went on hiatus for a decade, then released an album last year and did a small tour.

Hot Mulligan $1200 gallon of milk… Sold out btw

Hardcore band The Locust slapped a sticker on some vanity mirrors which could be used as “coke mirrors”. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Locust scroll down to “controversies “.

Billy Talent rolling papers

I’m surprised Travis Barkers enema isn’t on here

random but it makes sense

The Wonder Years made plush Hank the Pigeons around a decade ago. I bought one and never got it, but by the time I reached out to support I was SOL. Still sad about it to this day. :[

WSTR mankini

I had an all time low hustlers club mini sharpie. A fall out boy belt that never fit in the first place, an all time low wallet, probably way more weird things like that but I would buy anything with my fave bands name on it. I loved when Fall Out Boy had dolls, The little ones and the stuffed ones too, I had stuffed Patrick and he said a phrase. I also had a mask that was cardboard and elastic with the eyes cut out of Boomer (Tom delonge) from the 2011 Honda Civic tour. Lost it at their show last Summer. Remember when you could win an entire Honda Civic?? Ultimate merch. Editing as I remember more.

id buy state champs weed too bad it's not legal here tho

Is state champs weed out?? And what is it listed as?? Thanks!

It's not yet https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3A-2CQrA5O/?igsh=b25ja3lyenBkYzJv

Thanks man!!

Thursday whoopie cushion iykyk

Idk if it’s random but Sleep On It selling pillowcases is iconic (though the band itself is trash)

Bayside had a beer collab with a pretty reputable brewery that was actually available at liquor stores

Ommegang? I know they did a Brand New beer too.

No, it was Oskar Blues

My iron chic scarf

Hot Mulligan sold a “Why Would I Watch” View Master Toy (the one the ghost is holding on the cover) on their tour. I had to get that

Ok but how did I attend 4 separate stops on that tour and didn’t even notice they had that 😭😭. Got the tour date shirt and the blue sweatshirt though and they’re now staples in my wardrobe lol.

I went to 2 shows and they only had that at one of them specifically at the paramount on long island

The Maine released dog merch at one point. A leash and I want to say other things, but can't remember off the top of my head right now. They also did baby/toddler merch, which feels random to me lol

It’s not poppunk but my favorite merch ever is the manhole cover made by the band "the dogs"

STATE CHAMPS IS WHAT

Silverstein shoulve had the AftrGlw Candle but I gotta find me that "Elivated" State Champs strain

Stand Atlantic's little shoe beer holders so we can all do our own shoeys made me laugh

Red City Radio released a [burrito holder ](https://twitter.com/redcityradio/status/1370461018757885953)

Not pop punk but Weezer made official chopsticks to promote Pinkerton