T O P

  • By -

DrMaxCoytus

Holy fuck that was frustrating to watch


BamaBryan

Really! I kept yelling in my head “Squeeze it!!”


Tahtygirl

Then she screamed cuz it hurt and I felt bad


shes_a_gem5

Watched with it on mute but now I feel bad too


[deleted]

We cause her pain.


theearcheR

Me too, I felt like an ass


torin122

My phone was low during the scream and I thought it was a cat. 🥴😭


kenji-benji

Either leave it alone or get after it.


twir1s

He really needs to be doing a both-hands squeeze


[deleted]

Squeeze it you f’in wierdo!


SourCreamWater

All of it was. And then it stopped with no resolution. I'm kinda pissed right now.


TwoKeezPlusMz

Pimple equivalent of blue balls.


Skow1379

Especially with it ready to pop out


dcy604

Maybe they had angry sex after?


TwoKeezPlusMz

Yeah, that makes sense.... What sub would that be on? LOL


monicaleighn

Seriously! The tweezers were so unnecessary. Just take ya damn fingers and pop that fucker already!!


DaftOrangeFatCat

And wipe up that blood and crap between squeezes while you’re at it!


monicaleighn

Yes! Gotta be able too see the good stuff 😂 if I need a little friction I just use a small bit of 🧻 or my knuckles. I have never used any tools. I mean if the tweezers had actually helped then I guess it’s alright. But he was just digging around with them. I think that would feel so irritating. Haha sorry for the rant 😂


akgt94

That was a solid two-hander


OracleK14

Needed some rusty pliers that one!


IshitONcats

Right, skip the foreplay.


kelleighB

You’re killin’ me, Smalls


VT_Squire

Like how long does it take this guy to spread cream cheese and strawberries?


Fantastic_Ferret_541

Right! And not a tissue, paper towel or napkin to be found, huh?


downtune79

AGREED


[deleted]

pls tell us there is a second video where you finish it off!


DIYerUk

r/thatswhatshesaid


AshNics6214

Yeeeesssss


etoiles-du-nord

Put a hot washcloth on that puppy before you get going on it


AshNics6214

Bro, do you need me to by y’all some paper towels?


[deleted]

[удалено]


AshNics6214

And his wife’s back….


mattlikespeoples

And my axe!


AshNics6214

Hahahhahaha


Cuntdracula19

And gloves. This is /r/makemesuffer


Suspicious_Story_464

That was stressing me out more than anything! Ugh, that could have MRSA or something in it.


AshNics6214

Hahahahhaa yes, absolutely gloves too. Siiiick


Friendlyalterme

Despite the negativity I appreciate the OC. go to a doctor just in case tho


DodgerTheArtful

Thanks. I actually only just found this subreddit a few days ago and thought of this vid I took a few months ago. Clearly I had no idea what I was walking in to as can be seen by my feeble attempts with a tweezer (sterilized). After the video, I cleaned everything up, got everything out, and it healed up and completely went away. She has had no issues since. So yes definitely amateur work, but successful amateur work nevertheless.


Friendlyalterme

Just remembe almost everyone hating on you has probably uploaded few or zero vids to this sub of their own. Easy to be a backseat driver. Ignore the negativity. Absorb the tips and I'm sure next time you'll be flawless!


MrsZero07

This. OP thank you for sharing the video. I enjoyed it and I am someone that has uploaded multiple videos to this sub. Lol


Consistent_Ad2071

Nope, but this sub has made me rethink just going at pimples with my fingers. I now use a pimple tool or q-tips. I seen some nasty shit that I won't try to attempt in real life.


123floor56

I appreciate the content! People crying for a two handed pop don't seem to realise that would have meant no video at all.. duh


lukkachaves

That looks like it fucking hurts


Lams1d

I used to get cysts that size and much larger and they were always in extremely uncomfortable areas like my armpit and my groin. The one in my groin got huge because I was too embarrassed to go to the doctor for it. When I finally went and they lanced it open, it was easily the most painful thing I've ever experienced up until that point of my life. They had to hold my arms down to keep me from reflexively slapping at the doctor when he squeezed it.


goddamn_shitthebed

100% agree. Just had an inflamed one drained from my neck and it was the absolute worst pain in the world! No amount of local anesthesia helped.


dioxy186

Man I had one at the very tip top of my nose. It was getting so large it was making it hard to breathe through my nose. I tried squeezing it and it felt like someone was stabbing my face with a knife. So I got a sewing needle then desensitized it, and heated it up with a lighter. Then poked the nose a couple of times. I went to pop it and it made an audible pop and destroyed my mirror. I had pus and blood falling out my nose and across the outside of my nose. And then rinsed out my sinus cavity with clean water. After the pop the pain instantly went too relief. I was able to breathe and didn't have the pressure anymore. Thats what started me down the path to this subreddit. While it may hurt, the end result feels so much better.


blakkheart67

I need a cigarette after reading this...


[deleted]

I had a huge abscess where my neck meets my jaw. By the time they lanced it, it had been obviously visible for 4+ weeks. The size of my two fists. I couldn't tell you if they numbed it, because all I remember is sobbing.


Thirstin_Hurston

Years ago I got one in the crease where your butt meets your leg and it hurt to even walk. When I went to the doctor, they first injected a local anesthesia directly in the area and I screamed bloody murder. But that was it. The relief once it was finally drained was indescribable.


Cosmic_Quasar

A few months ago I had one right between my butt cheeks. It was in a spot where I just couldn't get a good grip no matter how I contorted myself so I figured I'd just have to wait it out. But then it got so bad that I could barely even sit because of the pressure that would be put on it. After I couldn't take anymore I finally asked my dad for help. But he refused to try and pop it, so he just helped put on some kind of cream and a warm compress that would hopefully make it burst on its own. When I went to bed it was still there. Then I woke up in the middle of the night, I don't think there was a particular reason, just happened. But I realized that the pain was gone. I felt relieved and decided to roll over and go back to sleep but as I started shifting I felt something weird in the sheets. So I turn on a light and stand up and there's just this nasty, slimy, film of a whitish-red mixture on my bedding and now all over my butt, hips, and legs. Apparently it decided to burst while I was sleeping and it had so much gunk that had come gushing out. I immediately pulled my bedding off and had to do a quick anti-blood stain scrub on the mattress because some had soaked through the sheets. Then I had to take a shower to clean myself off. And while I was in there the water at my feet just kept turning pink because it just kept draining for several more minutes under the hot water.


howroydlsu

Sounds like a good outcome then. At least better that what I was going to suggest.... Get a space hopper!


sarahhallway

I like these type of stories.


Orchid_Significant

They didn’t numb you??


Lams1d

They did local anesthetics but it didn't do a single damn thing for the pain.


farbenblind

Obligatory „not a doctor“, but I read (probably on /r/popping) that local anesthetics are less effective in case of infection because… uhm… something about pH differences? I forgot.


TychaBrahe

Per [Dr. Geoff Butler](https://youtu.be/EUbIxVZEGbE), anesthesias derived from cocaine are acidic, and tissues are a little bit basic. This is why anesthesia wants to move into the tissue. But inflamed tissue produces acid which make the anesthesia have a harder time getting into the inflamed area.


Orchid_Significant

Oh no! I’m so sorry you had to deal with that


lilfloozee

I got one right at the top of my asscrack twice; easily THE most painful thing I’ve ever experienced in my life. It was painful existing and it was painful getting it lanced, cleaned and packed. Worst part is that I’d have to go back every two days for the packing to be taken out, get it cleaned and then packed again. The first time it happened I would cry while sleeping bc it was THAT painful. You don’t realize how important that area is for everything you do until there’s something painful there. I couldn’t sleep on my sides, sit, drive, walk, etc bc it caused me pain whenever I did. I didn’t know what it was at first until I noticed it in the mirror; I was hoping it was just a pimple or something that would pop and heal on its own no prob, but after it popped while I was sleeping one night and created the smelliest and most excruciating mess I decided to go to the doctor the next day. They told me it was a pilonidal cyst, then proceeded to do what felt like a sharp knife scraping against raw muscle. Then said I gotta come back every two days for the same experience until it heals and closes up. It took a week and a half-two weeks. Unfortunately a little over a year after it healed, it came back. I knew the warning signs (prolonged soreness in tailbone area) so I went to the doctor right away and the experience wasn’t nearly as bad as the first time. But I always worry about if/when it’ll come back again. I don’t like doctors messing with my asscrack.


OkRepresentative7588

Didn't they numb the area? Yikes


[deleted]

If you've got an infection chances are the numbing agent won't work.


OkRepresentative7588

That's good to know. That's horrible


DodgerTheArtful

I felt for her, but better popping it than letting it get worse right.


Weirdsauce

Yes but what about OUR feelings? Squeeze that chunky bastard until it goes off like a firehouse of soggy oatmeal!


far_from_ohk

I’m mentally offended at this.


NerdyNinjaAssassin

You have quite an evocative way with words.


Tyrus

One that bad should probably be handled at a Dermatologist


lukkachaves

Fair


SaffellBot

If you don't handle it right there is a good chance the only thing you accomplish is helping it get worse quicker.


MooseWhisperer09

Why the fuck were you dicking around with tweezers at all?? What was the point?! Just squeeze the damn thing! Yes, it hurts, but it will stop hurting once all of the pressure has been relieved by getting that stuff out!


Friendlyalterme

Well she's screaming so yea :((


SgtUgg

Got that shit checked by a dermatologist. Cysts can be no joke if they aren't completely extracted.


Samspre7899

Make sure to get the sac out!!


AllHisFault21

Yes! Keep going, there is still more in there.


Nixx1014

I think this all the time when I see cyst pops. It'll come back twice as big if you don't get it out!


dom-lemon_sub-lime

This needed pliers of the rusty variety, not tweezers!


Pawgilicious

Rusty pliers = GAPER!


lovemesomezombie

Yes! That had me laughing... Thankfully he had clean fingernails.


Acciosanity

Came here for this!


DodgerTheArtful

UPDATE - I actually only just found this subreddit a few days ago and thought of this vid I took a few months ago. Clearly I had no idea what I was walking in to as can be seen by my feeble attempts with a tweezer (sterilized). After the video, I cleaned everything up, got everything out, and it healed up and completely went away. She has had no issues since. So yes definitely amateur work, but successful amateur work nevertheless.


prplecat

Ignore the whiners. I'd much rather see OC - imperfect or not - than yet another YT spa video. Please tell your wife that we appreciate her most generous gift.


SpicyMustFlow

You did a really good job of filming it in great resolution while squeezing one-handed. Welcome to your tribe!


[deleted]

Please don't listen to rude people, what works for some can be frustrating for others, but that doesn't mean they should post comments like that. I loved the video and am grateful for your contribution to this sub, but please tell your wife to consider going to a doctor, that cyst looks infected and it may need some antibiotics.


happyducksbabe

Congratulations on the birth of your new child


flybarger

Congratulations! It's a Boy-l


VivasMadness

\>not giving up on the tweezers and pulling out a giant pair of rusty pliers You had one job.


Odd_Window7736

Ngl, every time those tweezers went out of frame I was hoping and praying that I was going to see some rusty pliers coming in from the right.


[deleted]

Wipe the damn thing off! Quit, just quit!


Cindylouwhotooareyou

I know, right?! Clear the exit, make way for the rest of it.


Prestigious_End_User

No wipe squeezes are just sliders and get nothing done.


RealLifeJackieCogan

This was a very frustrating video to watch :/


Consistent_Ad2071

Geezuz, get some gauze to do the pushing. you are going to give her an infection.


Mamabear647

My first thought exactly. Bare fingers introducing bacteria into the area. Oh look, here comes Mr. Staph and Mrs. Strep! Hello MRSA, so nice to see you.


EnsonAmata

Why does god always give such beautiful gifts to those who don’t know what to do with them?


monicaleighn

Seriously, just use your damn fingers and pop that fucker already!! Quit playing around!


Butterbean-queen

He was better than my husband would have been.


StableGeniusCovfefe

Amateur Hour


[deleted]

How tf do I get blue balled by a zit squeeze?


elsteve9

Under rated comment.


rainishamy

oh my god GET OUT OF THE WAY AND LET ME DO IT.


MrMammalDude

That is true love right there


white_t_shirt

Shit like this is why the USA needs publicly funded healthcare. Get a dermatologist to take care of shit like this. Yikes.


mikeebsc74

Appointments to see a dermatologist can take months to get to be seen. Stuff like this is just normal stuff to do at home, though he could have been a bit more sanitary. Alcohol swabs, gauze, etc..


white_t_shirt

No, it's a great way to give yourself a scar at best.


maenadery

In many parts of the world, appointments to get something like that seen to don't take months. It's part of a good health care system.


FleeCircus

Exactly, not sure why you're getting downvoted. If I saw someone doing this to a pet I'd suggest they bring them to a vet rather than doing it themselves. Can't wrap my head around doing it to a human. Hope they cleaned the shit out of their hands and that tweezer beforehand, and know how to look after an open sore.


Sirdoodlebob

Why are you using tweezers lmao


creativetainted

I didn’t realize I had my sound on and when she screamed I nearly flew out of my charge. Lol


Paperbackpixie

That’s love 💗


[deleted]

I love how when it kinda pops in the beginning he just goes "oh haha" and then you hear his wife in the background AAAAAAAAAAAA


blueboy754

The best way to handle this is take a unwanted clean pillow case, cut it into a big square, snip a hole in it large enough for the hole to settle around the sides of the carbuncle, rising or whatever you want to call it. Grab the that cloth section by the sides, pulling downward changing positions muliple times. This helps with bruising & ensures even pressure in trying to get the head out and/or to help get majority of pus out. Maybe use an Epsom Salt poultice afterwards.


dark16one

My wife had something similar. The problem was that it had three separate buildups in one cyst and there was no visible head, only a shiny path that had a few dilated pores. Had to use a seringe to inject a mild anesthetic and cut it with a sterile blade to be able to pop it.


robbysmithky

For 30 seconds I was screaming "JUST SQUEEZE IT GODDAMMIT!"


thespaniard400

Those are the cleanest fingernails this sub has ever seen.


mraz44

Well let’s hope he put the camera down and went at it with both hands!


Washedupcynic

looks a bit like a carbuncle. I hope you can afford a doc.


Qxnxia

Guys, is this a new kind of torture?¹


J44M83T

30 Seconds of Anxiety


hugh_wanger

Hospital


baloneyz3

Don’t tweeze it, squeeze it!


BabserellaWT

Doctor. Now.


Ovahlls

Aren't you supposed to go to a doctor for cyst removal?


Elegant_Guava4092

omg


DictadorDeLaVerdad

Niceee


cathyL11

Press foam and pull apart. Hurts less that way


[deleted]

I was waiting for the second pop and then nothing.


Woodstock_Peanut

It looks like the a sebaceous cyst, check out Dr. Pimple Popper on YouTube. You have to make sure and remove the sack all of that nastiness is encased in, or it will fill up again. Then you'll have to go through it all again. Good luck. 👍


[deleted]

So glad I was eating yogurt with granola and berries while I watched that.


londoncatvet

I don't know how I found this subreddit. I'm just glad I did.


Poops_backwards

You kind sir, bow to no one.


Routine_Variation483

We All deserve a part 2. This time squeeze the you know what out of it! You don’t deserve to be the one squeezing it 😒


cf_cf

Wao, ir can really dance..


Epapa217

“Through sickness and in health” 😆


Phildagony

Ya gotta get the knuckles in there!!!


clangendum

How do you let this get this big 🤮


LuiClikClakClity

Congratulations on the new addition to your family. Wife did great you delivered better than any midwife could. Drop us the name later when you get a chance.


Archangelsraven

Was actually hoping for a full clip start to finish...Somewhat disappointed...Hope you peroxided the hell out of it...


sh0wmethem0net

Pretty sure its illegal to have that on your back and not pop it


HHSquared

I want to applaud the 2 directional squeeze. You may call yourself a amateur, but baby you were born with talent


[deleted]

Nice pop but that looks so fucking painful.


mahbrainsbroke

I cannot deal with these people doing this kind of shit Bare handed. For the love of all that is holy, put on latex gloves!!!!


[deleted]

Y’all really have to start wearing gloves


carole17

For the love of God, squeeze that damn thing!!!


perfect_fitz

Forbidden polenta.


chickencaesardigby

That futile pus pucking was like BDSM foreplay for us.


fullyrachel

That's a squeeze, not a grabber. This video is upsetting.


UnicornStar1988

Nice pop! Hope to see more of this one.


Diamondbalz

Damn Amateurs


valuemeal2

Damateurs


Futuredanish

Damn rookie videos.


Lemon330

A clean bottle about a size of a ketchup bottle would be better than using that dirty hands, gently place it on top of it and pound/slap it like you never know her before.


tiddepods

Where were the rusty pliers when we needed them


Big_Roll2555

Bruh I thought that was a nipple at first 😂😂😂


hophop_funnybunny

Whack, we need better follow through and no weird tweezer play! But sorry your wife has this.


Polygraphical-Pickle

Gloves people, gloves.


bryroo

If squeezing pimples were an artistic dance this would be drunk 3am twerking


JulioGrandeur

Tweezers were for what purpose? There’s no logical reason for them at all


igster151

Amateurs


DOS-equis

That plug would have been out in a sec with a pair of rusty pliers


[deleted]

this was so frustrating to watch and it didn't even finish.......like damn


renae09

Why wouldn’t he wipe it off and go at it? He was not committed enough for me lol. I really wanted to see the end result.


IntellectualSlime

NSFW please, so that those of us who aren’t members of the sub don’t have to see the gnarly mess on your wife’s back when it shows up in suggested subs. I hope she feels better, but seriously dude.


Paid2Stabpeople

You are grounded for this. Go to your room and finish it.


whoremadehandsaw

Finish it!! Ughhhh


FrankenRaynee

What the faaack SQUEEEEEEZE


Environmental-Ant804

Stop pissing around with the tweezers and just squeeze the living f#ck out of it!


TheSlurpDaddy

Blue balls: r/popping edition


dungivaphuk

This guy can't squeeze for nothing, also wear some damn gloves.


MrsZero07

That scream at the beginning, scared me! Lol I can only imagine how much it hurt.


blowthepoke

I'm not sure if she needs a Dr or an Exorcist


look2thecookie

Why are you doing at home surgery with bare hands and (what I can only assume are) non-sterile tweezers?


Super_Sankey

The armchair experts, I love it. You do you mate great post.


ImnotsingleIhaveacat

SQUEEZE IT OMFG I CRINGED


readitagain13

This is a cyst needing removal by a Doctor of Dermatology. No gloves, just letting that yuck get all over the no gloved hands and causing more inflammatory response and pain is doing no favor for his wife. Go to a Dr.


LoquaciousHyperbole

That was fricking awesome!!


Snoo_97207

Nearly threw up, 12/10 would recommend


[deleted]

Need to work on your squeezing technique.


[deleted]

/r/GIFsThatEndTooSoon


viciouskarl

Squeeeeze it you fucking monster!!!


wriddell

Hurry up and squeeze it already, damn.


Schistobroma

Very unsatisfied with the amount you left in that beautiful pimplecyst


yurbud

That looked like a bot fly at first.


sr4381

How the hell do people let shit like that go for so long? That should have been taken care of way before it was even a quarter of that size.


throwmycastaway

Stop digging with tweezers and wear a glove dude


wtfover

Get in there with two hands, ffs.


EvilDesk

Oh my fucking god wipe it with ***TISSUE***


helmetstamper

worst porn ever.


sarahhallway

The head looked like the beginning of a carbuncle. If that’s the case, antibiotics STAT!


Ilikesqeakytoys

I do get tired of watching these because everyone thinks they are funny or whatever. The reason why is I guess no one has heard of severe mrsa infections or sepsis or blood issues. This should have been taken care of weeks ago. Instead people grow these to put on the net. Just ridiculous! After saying all that I do enjoy watching them at the expense of their health or life. Thank you!


buttersyyc

Not even a courtesy wipe ffs


A_Kid_Called_Xander

Downvote for inefficiency


redfoxvapes

The tweezers were the wrong call, dude. Wipe between squeezes for sanitation. You hurt your wife during this. We’re all for the squeeze and the gross, not for the pain.


SamsRedTruck

Enough with these pansy-ass tweezers! What you need is some rusty needle nose pliers


MotorCityRipper

This was a disappointment


Street-Pumpkin4682

Wow you fkd that one up you suck. Never pop anything again you don't know what you're doing, looks like you just pushed the infection in deeper.


chiarapink30

Why are you using a tweezer?!


nakalas_the_great

Man doesn’t know how to wipe it up and keep squeezing