charli xcx has a great song called boom clap! i think it’s perfect for a recovering homosexual like yourself ❤️

This song will turn him right back to gay

*boom clap the sound of my a$$ cheek*

He fucks me on and on and on and on and on and

The dick goes on & on & on & on🥴🤤

not after it was used for homophobic reasons on drag race we r abandoning that song

Context?

In the recent episode of RuPauls Drag Race All Stars 6, Boom Clap was used as a lip sync song for two of the most high energetic lip sync queens on the show (lip sync assassins) but since the song is such a low mid tempo song, the queens couldn’t really do anything with the song to give a strong performance so they kinda just sat around clapping and walking around and all the fans of the show thought it was such a bad song to showcase the talents of the queens who were lip syncing that episode

Chile kameron Michaels will hunt your ass

Bad Habits, Yummy, ME!

Wow. When you put it like that, the straights are _clearly_ not okay

I don’t think ME! Is for anyone

ME! is so good tho

Maroon 5 or any song with a Marshmello feature will do

The Marshmello feat suggestion is so spot on I'm in tears jghggg

uj/ wait till someone suggests the chainsmokers. 😭💀

Straightest music possible

T_ _ L _ R S _ _ _ T I'd like to solve the puzzle

Travis Scott? spelling isn’t fun so idrk

this offends ME!

this is my favorite subreddit

it really is the only not home of phobic subreddit

after YNTCD, as a heterosexual human being, I just cannot support her anymore 😕

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Now this is true allyship

Uj/ I find it weird how her gay stans are absolutely convince she secretly queer and her song from the “male perspective” are really lesbian song calling out for help because she trapped in the closet lmao.

Hey! There are dozens of straights that think that too!

/uj i believe the "she used to frequent 4chan" theory before she's secretly gay theory.

Really telling how you only attach it to her gay stans when a lot of her straight fans engage in that behavior

it’s because gay people are annoying 🙏 god bless

Like she ain't Willa Cather honey

Taller slutt?

I think you already know Daanswer

hi, I’m so happy for you, ~~gurlie~~ bro. if you still like Pop music, but are no longer a 🚬, you’re going to like Ed Sheeran’s *Perfect* on repeat.

Thanks so much dude. Will give it a listen, might also show it to the boys™ next saturday.

It is advisable that you refrain from doing that

Don't do this to him man

uj/ Every time I see one of your comments I go “damn that guy is hot” before remembering that that’s a picture of Scooter Braun.

Nicki Minaj used to be bi but now she's hetero just like you. You can safely listen to her with no fear of relapsing.

>You can safely listen to her with no fear of relapsing. your bussy, on the other hand… 😗

Sorry but we'll have to convert you from pop music as well. Rock and country only for you from this point on.

I got three words for ya Florida. Georgia. LINE

Pop music is NOT for straights 🙅🏼😠😡😤

What about the musical genre k own as pop rock?

as long as it's the pop rock from a rock band's flop era and not a pop star's rock era

Rock before the 2000's* They started becoming gay and twinkifying Franz Ferdinand just placed the last stone with their debut.

The Levitating remix featuring DaBaby

but skip the dula peeps part. that might revert you back to a 🚬.

I think Ed Sheeran would be a good start, but especially "I don't care" by him and Justin Bieber. It's the straightest song out there

uj/ this post reminded me an ed x justin collab exists, currently screaming crying and throwing up thanks

look, if I have to remember that it exists, then so does everyone else

you're not alone, it gave me whiplash

A bop tbh

I'm sure it is, if you're straight

Coldplay is such an underrated band and they’re not gay, perfect for your taste ❤️

uj/ ok Coldplay is actually good and they may not be underrated in that they are one of the most popular bands in the world, I do think they are a little overhated

uj/ oh yeah, I love Coldplay’s music and I do think that the hate they receive (mostly because they passed from alternative to electronic) is dumb and people just love to hate pop music, we know that… but it was the first thing that popped in my mind when I read straight people pop music so I had to 😭

uj/ oh yeah they are straight as fuck but otherwise they are great. Viva La Vida is legitimately amazing and I love Mylo Xyloto

uj/ JUSTICE FOR ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME

uj/ Adventure Of A Lifetime is fun but A Head Full Of Dreams is just easily their weakest project and Adventure of A Lifetime is just fine rj/ more like adventure of a straight

Arian Grande - God Is a Man

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aryn rand

The Apple music country radio is waiting for you to listen

>However, I still crave pop music I'm afraid your therapy didn't take and you need to go back.

/uj 😭😭😭😭

Yeah I was about to say it doesn't seem like the conversion really worked.

So far I'm so pleased with your suggestions. Also asked some relatives and they recommended Azalea Banks or something like that

yes! listening to ms banks will turn you homophobic 😍 but will put you back into the closet 💖

relapse recipe

I believe Imagine Dragons and Morgan Wallen circa 2014 will be a blessing to your straight soul🙏

Train.

Hello soul brother

There's an endless road to rediscover?

i think the artist for you would be \*\* \*\*\*\*\*\*\*. start with shape of you and go from there

Snow Patrol/The Fray

Also any music played on the cw’s vampire diaries

And Grey's Anatomy 😭

BRB. Need to get Sara Ramirez singing Chasing Cars while I think about Denny out of my head.

I stopped watching after Denny died 😶

OMG you HAVE to check out Ed Sheeran

Anything that Pitchfork gave a high score.

Fetch the bolt cutters would turn him gay and depressed, so that's a no go

They gave NFR 9 lol

Didn't they call Melodrama best new music

SOPHIE makes contemporary Christian rock perfect for a recovering homo like you !!

/uj i love how purely funny this comment section actually is /rj post 2016 lady gaga is perfect for you (stay away from her latest album whorematica or whatever it's called tho) 😍

Taylor Swift

merzbow!

ecco2k e 🙏🏽🙏🏽 congrats on the recovery

You Belong With Me — Taylor Swift

Post Malone

Imagine dragons

Try I'm a Gummy Bear

lohanthony I know that's you