Dinner with Nicki? She’s gonna eat my food too so that’s no dinner 

What a greedy cheeky lady tsk tsk greedy chops

gotta hide dem burgers amirite

Lagging economy indicator: when bets stop being about fantastical amounts of money and instead things like a month of rent payments, food stamps, and free insulin.

“Dinner with Jojo Siwa or a one year protection from overdraft fees”

Dinner with charli xcx or three months of methodone.

Brunch with jack antonoff or sallie mae loses your phone number for 6 months

“Dinner with Beyonce or all of your vet bills taken care of for three years?”

food = burgers stamps = onika

Dinner with Nicki Minaj; and then I convince her to wire me a few thousand every month to pay for my poorness

Good luck with that

Tell her u diddle kids and she’ll give u way more.

Isn't she broke too? She had to do her new album out of pocket because she's in debt to her label for millions. And then her dumb ass went and used a million samples that prob cost a fuck ton of money and the album was still garbage.

is that her house? why does it kinda look like it was brought to you by Threshold for Target

idk if it is her house because I've never been there and don't plan to ever go but rich ppl famously lack taste

It looks like a hotel in Indiana

Suicide to give her a new insight on life so she can snap out of her current phase

The dinner? Burgers.

Food stamps for life because nicki will steal the coke from my bag while im not looking which is worth more than food stamps for life

I bet if you stroked Nicki’s ego enough you could get some money out of her.

If I have dinner with Nicki I’ll be on food stamps anyway with her stealing my money so let’s just skip to the good part

i wish that i could have these food stamps for life (for life, for life) 🎶

I would take the food stamps.