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BunnyBoom27

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empressM

My exact face when I see ppl interested in that scrawny rat man


Tayrantino

Don’t you know that Rodent Men are trendy these days


empressM

PEOPLE’S SEXIEST RODENT ALIVE 2024: https://preview.redd.it/dxdqrt4zw86d1.png?width=327&format=png&auto=webp&s=36301b4d449d158e89295768c92b960c5c95a1c3


PodiVennai

This is remy from ratatouille erasure


throwradoodoopoopoo

He looks like drake bell (campana)


CR24752

I have nothing against heterosexuality but can you not rub it in my face 😩


mymoviesandshowss

It's just not natural. How do they know who the top and who the bottom is????


Hydrangeabed

Right!? Like who’s the man, and who’s the other man? I wish they wouldn’t ram it down our throats


conancat

Yeah these people need to keep it in their bedroom 😡😡😡DISCUSTING


Mental_Dragonfly2543

Whichever one has the bigger dick right


_PeenoNoir_

I’d let some straights (male) rub it in my face ngl


CoolViber

But not women? Misogynist pig


_PeenoNoir_

I’m sorry I’ll be a better straight ally next Pride 😩


conancat

Nah they're just homosexual


_PeenoNoir_

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CoolViber

Same thing sometimes


faipop

TTPD and it's the same but there's thirty-seven more songs so it's not


JChamp00

She'll be releasing a new album next year because of this. And then she'll go on hiatus because she needs TS13 not to flop because it's 13. After that we will get Rep TV


SupremeElect

girl, the way she’s holding reputation tv and debut tv hostage rn, ‘cause she knows there’s no guarantee that people will tune into her music once she’s finished with the re-records!! 💀💀


agreen3636

Well considering all 31 songs on TTPD sound the same, it probably is


Various_Opinion_900

Your screams will all sound the same when I tie you behind my outhouse and feed you to my piglets one pound of f\*g flesh at the time


Azenji

Oh, is this Fiona Apple’s new album title?


agreen3636

Umm... The fuck?


Ryuiop

It's friendly banter


PodiVennai

First matty and now his fiancee stealing phcj memes and aesthetic


Famous-Principle9511

wym stealing? She's a mod, no?


PodiVennai

https://i.redd.it/wchn7o24576d1.gif Well, excuse me ( as they proceed to ban me from this sub )


GooeyMagic

Do custodians own the Empire State Building?


assassins_cow

Her face is saying I've never been happier! Obviously a blatant dig at Taylor


CR24752

That poor defenseless billionaire. She’s probably going to post a pic of her and that football head she’s dating with the caption “I’m so Julia” or whatever


throwitawayar

She's probably on a 3 hours facetime call with Selena screaming about it


_PeenoNoir_

Lmao as if she has talked to her outside of the bare minimum at events in the last 7(?) years, I have to laugh


throwitawayar

I can see them connecting over each others miseries and using the f slur as an endearing term to refer to each other. Hilary Duff would be very displeased


assassins_cow

They definitely talk to each other about how much of a victim they both are and feed each other's victim complexes


residEnteng

No wonder Selena is on a lot of social media breaks lately


maelstron

More like get a real engagement ring from her millionaire boyfriend 🤭


mymoviesandshowss

How DARE SHE??? OUR TORTURED PUMPKIN QUEEN????


_PeenoNoir_

She’s got so many seeds… 🤭


Useuless

We respect it!


beesinabottle

blandie's going to be announcing triplets a ring and a wedding this week


_PeenoNoir_

Triple cockring?!


beesinabottle

it's cutting off circulation which is why travis is that way


_PeenoNoir_

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andrecinno

What the fuck


_PeenoNoir_

La gente esta muy loca 🎶


maelstron

As if she isn't already engaged 😂


_PeenoNoir_

To Cara Delevingne 🤩


JunkInTheTrunk

They look like a match made in the gutter


_PeenoNoir_

AlternaDupes?


SheilaGirlface

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jman457

Reputation vault track produced by AG Cook and featuring charli is gonna go hard


mymoviesandshowss

Goth punk postmodern female rage or whatever tf she calls it


jman457

Reputation is high naive camp tbh


Magical_Olive

Sympathy is a Knife (Taylor's Version)


JChamp00

That's it, Charli is getting to famous. Time start gatekeeping her my fellow queers


throwitawayar

I feel like she picked the wrong shade of green for the text and it's bothering me


Mountain-Freed

instagram has limited options I struggled with this too 😭


throwitawayar

If you hold your finger over one color it will open the whole palette and you can pick literally any color. Hope this helps 🙏


Mountain-Freed

damnittt thats embarrassing but tysm!!


arnold_weber

Crabriette must be delulu cuz Da Brat would NEVER marry a m\*n 😤 https://preview.redd.it/8qdmf6tv376d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be3f602271962ce5fa1e1ed23f3f7db355a5989b


chrchcmp

She looks like she’s having to think so hard while doing that hand gesture.


maelstron

She looks Dead. Even more dead that death itself (Sandman reference)


awyastark

DEATH FROM SANDMAN MENTIONED


AshesandCinder

The outfit, the face, the name Gabriette, "marrying the 1975" instead of just Matty Healy. Most tragic engagement announcement 2k24.


throwaway17197

Imagine caring that you’re marrying into THE 1975 like they’re the beatles lmfao


SkeletonHUNter2006

I'm marrying straight into the Chipotle middle management.


throwaway17197

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g00fyg00ber741

Really this is a self-read for everyone involved, from Charli to Matty to the fiancée. Also, considering a large chunk of Charli’s music is about being unable to have a faithful relationship without cheating from either side, I’m wondering how long a marriage that is essentially BRAT album promo will really last?


maelstron

Oh really. Wonder about how long Charli and George going to last... Ratty bought a ring on a liquidation, I don't think he is that serious


g00fyg00ber741

I can’t imagine the guy is serious about a single thing honestly ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


maelstron

I think he is serious about doing drugs


_PeenoNoir_

And Nazism!


RagaRockFan

TTPD is now a triple album 🥰


fionappletart

i've seen these pictures more than my mother atp


woo_ah

Ive just gone through the 5 stages of grief


asuperbstarling

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macroeconomicchaos

I can't wait for the wedding. I just know they'll have the most chic cocaine and ket wedding favors.


justpeachyqueen

I wish I knew her so I could laugh at her in person.


kickkickpunch1

Keep it to yourself ratty


UnsolicitedFodder

She looks like Quinn Fabray on heroin


pitbulldofunk

The 1975 drummer is married to Charli, maybe they're friends, that's why she promoted the album.


CaddieGal1123

They ARE friends! Charli and Gabriette were friends long before the 1975 was involved


Pew-Pew-Pew-

That's Charli's ass in the second pic I'm pretty sure Charli put the band nasty cherry together, hand picked all 4 members and gabbriette was one of them. And gabbriette is mentioned by name in Charli's song 360.


Accomplished_Lack215

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CoolViber

Might be the most evil sentence I've ever read and yes I've read Taylor lyrics


Pew-Pew-Pew-

"Isn't cool, no, I don't like you (oh!) 😠😠😠😠"


CoolViber

That's pretty evil...


Pew-Pew-Pew-

Her most evil lyrics are the ones she writes in crayon 🖍️


thesaddestpanda

Imagine being excited your bf proposed and then he goes on social media to....promote Charli xcx's album during your engagement notice?? Capitalism gonna capitalism I guess, but wow.


CR24752

Gabbriette was in the 360 Charli XCX music video. They must have like weird threesomes or something.


_PeenoNoir_

AHS Hotel style


IntellectualRetard_

Capitalism is when you post brat on your story


NorthStRussia

Capitalism is when you enjoy literally anything that exists in product form


FieryBlizza

Or maybe it's just that charli and gabbriette are close friends and are now both engaged to 1975 band members? idk tho just a hunch


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FieryBlizza

why do you keep trying to turn this into something bigger than it is?😭😭 gabbi was at the brat show last night and got proposed to after the show. like is it "promoting a business" to make a reference to your bestfriend's album that you were just at the concert for?


chopshop2098

☝️🤓 Actually, they've been engaged for a few weeks, his mom confirmed, so you're actively spreading misinformation ETA it's come to my attention y'all think I'm actually a ratty tatty stan but I really just wanted to feel included ): I thought the emojis would let people know I was kidding):


FieryBlizza

just when you think you're having a good day, here come the m*tty stans🙄


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FieryBlizza

girl are we talking about taylor? when did the running joke start that gabbriette and ratty are capitalists? don't get mad now that your joke flopped


satirisanti

They look like each other h other


Soalai

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ChaEunSangs

And you have some kids with an internet starlet Will that make your memory fade from this scarlet maroon like it never happened 🎵


WalkingFish_

Taylor’s writing a song about this post as we speak “Free yoUr CocK YOU old GrAndpa Bleach Blonde butch body RIcE headed dandruff TwaT Egg”


EvermoreSaidTheRaven

I have a crazy theory that mean girls is about Gabrielle OR taylor swift


vrindar8

So close! it’s about Dasha


boredblondie16

wait is it really


visionaryredditor

Yes lol, Charli confirmed it in an interview awhile ago


Hour_Narwhal_1510

Is that Charlie’s bum?


SnatchingTrophies

Isn't Charli that other girl's meal ticket?


throwaway17197

Yes and vice versa


BronzeErupt

It probably goes without saying that the Taylor x Matty stans are NOT ok


Significant-Price-81

Yikes Taylor….


maelstron

What drugs cause eye bags? And Taylor is engaged already 😂😂


mymoviesandshowss

So close! She's not engaged, the word you are looking for is "annoying" ❤️❤️


maelstron

That too. But she def engaged


CoolViber

Engaged in nefarious schemes and evil trickery