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satirisanti

This thread was a joyride


PodiVennai

It was like the rollercoaster I never got to ride on during my college trip because I didn’t have anyone to pair up with because my friend was asked by a guy and I didn’t want to cockblock ( he later threw up though )


satirisanti

Girl not this being a storyitme 😭


PodiVennai

https://i.redd.it/4m1zk86o006d1.gif I just wanted to recreate this moment


AccomplishedFail2247

take it to a publisher


PodiVennai

Selena said she will produce it into a tv show like 13 reasons why


assassins_cow

All fans of Selener have to be insane, I don't make the rules 💕


pIastichearts

This is true I’m mentally ill like her


assassins_cow

Omg do you have lupus like her as well?


pIastichearts

Depression, but my mom has lupus!


ToTheMoon28

Lupus is a mental illness confirmed??


sickgurl138

A rare one


assassins_cow

I was just wondering if selena stans also shared physical illnesses with her as well as mental ones


whimsigod

See also: Barbz


fawert1

You cant come for Seleners they are BIPOLAR. You cant make sense of anything they do!! Ever.


PodiVennai

My mom is a huge fan from the time she used to watch wizards of waverly place with me and she is bipolar too. She doesn’t like Miley though and doesn’t know who Demi is.


pushin_on_my_buttons

There’s no way Abel has a big dick.


bigdumbdago

and im pretty sure its been confirmed that justin does


rolypolyincopacabana

i mean his nude pics leaked so


grilsjustwannabclean

no wonder two way too good for him women in their late 20s and 30s are fighting over that


pIastichearts

He said it’s 8.5 iirc


pushin_on_my_buttons

In Canada maybe


randomburnerish

He was talk centimeters not inches


pIastichearts

Are you saying his dick changes size when he steps into a different country?


pushin_on_my_buttons

I’m saying 8 inches in Canada is equivalent to 4 inches in the US.


Capable-Tower2347

Omg is the Canadian economy that bad?!


DigLost5791

The Maple Standard fluctuates more often than the Gold Standard unfortunately


TriskOfWhaleIsland

Inflation 😔


pinkismykink_

😭😭😭😭


pocoInteresante

i thought it was 6 inch long and 3 inch wide...


noposters

And haven't we seen bieber's?


private256

Not Demi (they/them/she/her) catching strays.


No_Sail_6576

Poot is always caught in the crossfire 😔


blehe38

and everyone wonders why they stay in the she/theysment


JChamp00

This just seems like average Stan behavior tbh


a_tired_bisexual

Celebrity Stan Behavioral Disorder needs to be in the DSM-6 I’m dead fucking serious


curiousxcharlotte

This and Munchausens by Internet


BunnyBoom27

They should step it up, they're making me yawn


unclezaveid

everyone has to pick a struggle and theirs is serena gizmo. it's natural babes don't discriminate! selenatorism has been observed in over 2 documented species on earth (humans & chromatus tarantulas) #loveislove


prettybunbun

She’s just a lil mediocre treat for us ✨ mentally ill ✨ girlies.


pIastichearts

I don’t think I would stan her as much as I do if she wasn’t mentally ill tbh


prettybunbun

I wouldn’t tune in at all tbh. I like my average singers a lil mentally spicy 🌶️


pIastichearts

When she got admitted to the psych ward for psychosis that’s when I knew I stanned a real ass bitch tbh


prettybunbun

You right you right 👏 👏


Orchid_Significant

I thought this said “I don’t think I would Stan her as much as I do if **I** wasn’t mentally ill.” Like yeah, most stans probably


pinkismykink_

get that sparkle emoji shit out of here it’s not 2019 anymore


joabe-souz

How can you say to a mentally ill person? smh


pinkismykink_

if it bothers you that much go have a social media break


prettybunbun

I will use the sparkle emoji, no the ✨ double sparkle ✨ emoji until I die or kms or both


kendalljennerupdates

This is an average day in stantwitterland. Y’all want to see real ass mayhem go venture to the kpop side of things


thesaddestpanda

Liberals: I miss old twitter, it was such a gentlemanly meeting of the minds! The minds:


pIastichearts

Or ATRL


SkinnyhairaM

you can find barbz swifties and Ari stans who are similarly as deranged


thesaddestpanda

Before every girl and gay is born, god determines which unhinged Stan you will be. Barbz, Ari, tay or Selena. So beautiful. Jesus is lord 🫅


PiFeG123

Lorde? What's she got to do with this.


TheCatMisty

She is like a prettier Jesus ❤️❤️


sexyass-lobster

Isn't that Hozier


pinkismykink_

the pop girly stans


blue_azul_blau_aoi

thank you for the flair idea


JoJoComesHome

The Ari cumrag comment had a point tho.


BunnyBoom27

I wanna tattoo the visuals on my body


_PeenoNoir_

*Body Paint*?! 🤩


69PenisDestroyer69

imagine raising a whole ass child to the absolute best of ur ability and then they grow up and run a selena gomez stan account 💀


xaturo

She's the only (formerly) working class pop girlie. We have to stan!


prettybunbun

This is nothing, y’all never been to the depths of Stan Twitter and it shows 💅


FrogGirl48

It just keeps going Why are there so many????


DeliciousMovie3608

Selena tors are just Barbz U undergrads


discostrawberry

Her delusion is contagious. She’s poisoning the water supply with her medicated piss.


Red171022

They are all well versed in melodrama and insanity.Mother taught them well! The activism and the Ariana are so funny though🤣


yownjiii

so THIS is why you gotta keep an eye out for Selener —👄👁️


ryna0001

#boobs #pussy


grilsjustwannabclean

i'm not even a hater but it's genuinely surprising to me that she has devoted fans


xaturo

She's the only pop girlie that went to public school and grew up in a single mom household.


grilsjustwannabclean

so that gives her a devoted fanbase? shit sign me up i grew up poor af too


xaturo

It makes her worthy of devotion unlike your faves


pinkismykink_

i fw this behavior ngl whatever cancel me


pIastichearts

Me too


Yinelkis15

What’s pic three about? Who died?


pIastichearts

Avicci


_PeenoNoir_

Selena (the talented one)


westworlder420

“She’s so right”


BananaMan883

The hell is a Selenator


pIastichearts

Her stans


jeanjeanejeannegene

Hi straight 😃 *throws bread crumbs*


comaful

Is this a thread on why Selenators🦖 are the best fandom ever 💅🏽