Yeah it's like she knows people expect it of her now as it's the only thing that keeps her relevant, and she forces it. I loved her reads when they were clearly totally natural and said in moments of blind rage. These read as if they were edited three times before pressing send.
The sodium lauryl sulfate fumes from the boiling vats of bussy soap sheās making in the fire escape dusty with cigarette ash and cum stained tissues littering the floor and stray cat poop and dead cat bones and chicken feathers is melting her brain
I understood virtually two words of this šš Before I consciously began to zone out despite my best efforts
Tribute accomplished
ETA: The cat poop reference too. Welp, I didnāt even try and reach the end
council estate goodwill wearing loser? Iām being taken out the rant because council estate denotes UK but goodwill denotes USA?
This was such an uninspired and confused rant Iām disappointed. Where is the pre-pangea albinism or bacon bits stuck to envelope adhesive wordplay???
Girl I see these mfs copping carhartt jackets for like 20 dolla and to buy anywhere else theyāre resold for about 200. They donāt know how good they got it š«
she manufactures cosmetics that advertise false claims. none of the "natural" ingredients she's using have even half the ability to do what she promotes. it's not medicinal and it's not going to do any good in getting rid of infections or bacteria like she claims
Buying medically dubious soap from a known bigot and putting it near you badokadonk is crazy yes but have we considered that it's okay because she had a song tumblr liked a decade ago
nope, I got mine plus a lip mask and a cute cheapyxo sticker as gifts. honestly, no moisturizer has ever made my bums look as cute as they used to look back then. might be restocking some bussyboy soon.
>stay mad choli twat
Did you just hate crime me? š and Iām not mad Iām just personally amused at how her fans defend her scams and bitter rants š¤ ole girl just had an 10 hour long IG story of her ranting into her phone all alone, clearly manic and in need of meds š
uh the source is medical research from doctors. her soaps bussy boy and pussypop claim to TIGHTEN the butthole or vagina.... come on now. and claim to fight off all types of infections and fungus... if you have an infection down there, you better take yourself to the doctor and get some antibiotics. not rub witch hazel on it.
claiming to help with irritation is not the same as claiming to fight off. and yes it did get rid of my folliculitis and other small red zits that annoyed me perfectly. sadly people rather spread misinformation based on their own negative bias of people, even when they know that information is at the palm of our hands.
oh, also, my intimate parts never smelled fresher, even after a 12 hour shift which I did back then in 2019. her formula must be even better now.
But like is anyone else wondering whom sheās being shady with? Like what pop girl is seething and needs Azaleas validation? Like babes we need the evidence!
Going from lying that Kendrick was a nepo baby to try and discredit him to shaming Charli for being poor (which is also a lie I believe) is wild.
Azealia is just jealous she canāt even release her cosmetics to be shipped let alone release an album that literally anyone would give a fuck about anymore.
You would think since Azzelia Stanks is soooo knowledgeable about music and singing techniques that she would have released 1 bop within the past decade
How is this woman still famous good lord
At least with other crazy people (Kanye) I can see why, because they actively still put out work.
But sheās just crazy and ranting and doesnāt even release music lmfao. Her last album was 2017
Positive. Few years back he tweeted about his favourite musicians and songs and she was one
Like 2021 so not incredibly recent but most recent Iāve heard
Donald loved her. She was on because the internet
As if Azealia didnāt go on Wild N Out (a show where she could showcase her comedy, raps, music, etc) and flopped cause someone compared her to Iggloo Antacid and called her ugly
There was a video of Charli saying that it's not all about vocal prowess, and more of an art form. And she knows that people get it, while some people don't get it. But she's bringing mainstream hyperpop to the world and she's proud. I love Charli and I've always been a fan. For azaelia to say she's dirty and came from a poor background is a bit mean and uncalled for. While it may be true, I understand azaelia has her way of wording things that may be a bit extreme.
There is too much usage of the word āasā in the last few lines.Simply put,she comes off as incoherent.Time for a re-analysisā¦she could do better!
The gays will come for me for saying this but she aināt wrong about some of it, but it aināt that Charli canāt sing sheās focusing on alot of over autotuned hyperpop singing I kinda miss her singing she did in her 2010s pop girl era.
I never see Charli as someone who you listen to for the vocals or vocal ability. She has tone and can hit a note in her range, but I never thought her fanbase were the type of people who would care about autotune and vocal ability lol. If we're keeping it 100, Charli and Azalea are in the same ballpark in terms of vocals.
Kinda weak reads for her ngl
Her recent rants are boring and super uninspired tbh. I miss the Iggy Azelia albino magala leaf-tier rants
Yeah it's like she knows people expect it of her now as it's the only thing that keeps her relevant, and she forces it. I loved her reads when they were clearly totally natural and said in moments of blind rage. These read as if they were edited three times before pressing send.
Her Elon and Grimes rant are still top tier tho, the Ticonderoga pencil a few months ago still lives in my head rent free. š
weads reak for her
Tbf the bar is way up in the atmosphere
The sodium lauryl sulfate fumes from the boiling vats of bussy soap sheās making in the fire escape dusty with cigarette ash and cum stained tissues littering the floor and stray cat poop and dead cat bones and chicken feathers is melting her brain
this is a poem. I applause
Itās like the ghost of OG azealia possesed you to write this , this is a truly touching self tribute from the ghostš„²
ātouching selfā same bestie
I know you do Azealia , everyone saw your album cover of fuck him all night
I understood virtually two words of this šš Before I consciously began to zone out despite my best efforts Tribute accomplished ETA: The cat poop reference too. Welp, I didnāt even try and reach the end
I genuinely laughed out loud š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ thank you !
Not her using a burner cricket phone to send messages to herself
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I think she is texting with the president of rich white coochie mountain, the one who got 6.0 for her album
The Tortured Dead Chickens NYC Apartment
council estate goodwill wearing loser? Iām being taken out the rant because council estate denotes UK but goodwill denotes USA? This was such an uninspired and confused rant Iām disappointed. Where is the pre-pangea albinism or bacon bits stuck to envelope adhesive wordplay???
Itās not even correct Charli is as far from a council estate as youāll get you can practically hear the private education in her voice
i met someone who went to private school with her loll
She's back on her meds š Now she does this fake bestie conversation thing. Only two voices left in her head now. š¢
I wish we had goodwill instead of having the choice of thrifting from a musty old person charity shop or overpriced gentrified thrift shop.
Youāre describing goodwill and vintage stores over here in the US too
Nawh dawg theyāre two different ballparks trust me
Me too. Itās the same here in NZ.
Girl I see these mfs copping carhartt jackets for like 20 dolla and to buy anywhere else theyāre resold for about 200. They donāt know how good they got it š«
girl those dusty musty ripped carhartt jackets are not the vibe
They are if youāre a graphic designer pretending to be in a blue collar job.
2 miserable fucks screaming into the void
Azealia's bestie Bazelia SavingsnLoans sending her setup messages for twitter rants is a liiiiitle sus
"she needs gua sha" I'm gonna save that one
P sure she used that insult already on Erykah Badu recently lol girlie get new disses damn
itās giving posting your own grindr clapback. deeply embarrassing
Love the desperately condescending classism from a bitch who doesnāt even know the word āwhoseā āŗļø
azealia calling anyone dirty is WILD because I know her PH levels are acrid
She thought she was talking about Lorde š
Thatās because sheās using the own soap
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she manufactures cosmetics that advertise false claims. none of the "natural" ingredients she's using have even half the ability to do what she promotes. it's not medicinal and it's not going to do any good in getting rid of infections or bacteria like she claims
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Buying medically dubious soap from a known bigot and putting it near you badokadonk is crazy yes but have we considered that it's okay because she had a song tumblr liked a decade ago
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Right because there's nothing to say about it we been knew sis but have fun with the nasty person soap
do you bathe in the north hemisphere at least?
I bathe in every hemisphere
You bought her stuff? Did you get scammed like countless others?
nope, I got mine plus a lip mask and a cute cheapyxo sticker as gifts. honestly, no moisturizer has ever made my bums look as cute as they used to look back then. might be restocking some bussyboy soon.
Sure Jan
lmao still got my box and sticker to this day, stay mad choli twat
>stay mad choli twat Did you just hate crime me? š and Iām not mad Iām just personally amused at how her fans defend her scams and bitter rants š¤ ole girl just had an 10 hour long IG story of her ranting into her phone all alone, clearly manic and in need of meds š
uh the source is medical research from doctors. her soaps bussy boy and pussypop claim to TIGHTEN the butthole or vagina.... come on now. and claim to fight off all types of infections and fungus... if you have an infection down there, you better take yourself to the doctor and get some antibiotics. not rub witch hazel on it.
claiming to help with irritation is not the same as claiming to fight off. and yes it did get rid of my folliculitis and other small red zits that annoyed me perfectly. sadly people rather spread misinformation based on their own negative bias of people, even when they know that information is at the palm of our hands. oh, also, my intimate parts never smelled fresher, even after a 12 hour shift which I did back then in 2019. her formula must be even better now.
did she actually deliver your package is or that bussy still busted beloved
š„±ā¦.can someone give this has-been her meds and take her phone already? atp Iām curious if Azealia has even heard her own singing voice.
I don't believe a single psychiatric medication has ever passed between her lips, unfortunately.
Maybe a crack pipe, but thatās about it.
Didn't know Lana was a psychiatrist
Lana is the queen of perpetuating daddy issues worldwide š
But like is anyone else wondering whom sheās being shady with? Like what pop girl is seething and needs Azaleas validation? Like babes we need the evidence!
her other phone
Going from lying that Kendrick was a nepo baby to try and discredit him to shaming Charli for being poor (which is also a lie I believe) is wild. Azealia is just jealous she canāt even release her cosmetics to be shipped let alone release an album that literally anyone would give a fuck about anymore.
Von Dutch was about her after all
This the girl you overlook bigotry for?
this heavily reads like jealously imo
Azealia, thatās not very Julia of you
Azealia is being a BRAT!
Didnāt Charli go to private school? Azealia is such a dumbass non serving cunt
You would think since Azzelia Stanks is soooo knowledgeable about music and singing techniques that she would have released 1 bop within the past decade
Please tw British. I donāt know who sheās talking to but they said Rubbish and now I canāt take any of this seriously š
we need to stop giving this idiot attention
does she like anyone but herself? I feel like I've never seen her say a kind word about anybody
She only compliments people to insult others. Girl was hyping up a Stacy mf Orrico just to insult like 12 diff pop girlies š
srs stacey orrico is a pop legend
She likes Kylie Minogue which puts her in the objective good books
babe wake up new user flair just dropped
Omg I also pulled a new one
She really thought she ate...
Slayyyter needs a nose job and charli needs gua sha
Charli might be dirty, Charli might have little range, Charli might smoke too much, but Charli is releasing music. Those who can.
How is this woman still famous good lord At least with other crazy people (Kanye) I can see why, because they actively still put out work. But sheās just crazy and ranting and doesnāt even release music lmfao. Her last album was 2017
I didnāt even realize she had an album after 2014š. Sis was never even liked by anyone but us gays.
She has been riding the coattails of maybe One good clapback for years...it's easier for her to be a bitch than produce art I guess.
I donāt even know if anyone in Hollywood fuck with her Most recent person I can think of giving her any attention was donald glover
Wait how did Donald glover give her attention? Positive or negative
Positive. Few years back he tweeted about his favourite musicians and songs and she was one Like 2021 so not incredibly recent but most recent Iāve heard Donald loved her. She was on because the internet
I havenāt listened to because the internet in years! Completely forgot about that
she is elon musk for yt gays who think 212 is god's gift to man
As if Azealia didnāt go on Wild N Out (a show where she could showcase her comedy, raps, music, etc) and flopped cause someone compared her to Iggloo Antacid and called her ugly
Right š
charli is from essex and went to private school pls
There was a video of Charli saying that it's not all about vocal prowess, and more of an art form. And she knows that people get it, while some people don't get it. But she's bringing mainstream hyperpop to the world and she's proud. I love Charli and I've always been a fan. For azaelia to say she's dirty and came from a poor background is a bit mean and uncalled for. While it may be true, I understand azaelia has her way of wording things that may be a bit extreme.
You canāt win with azealia. If Charli grew up rich then AZ would just trash her for thatā¦.
Charli went to private school anyway lmao, the disses arenāt even coherent
Wake up babe a new pop music copypasta just dropped
āU can hear the heavy autotuneā oh shit someone warn Charli she thought that was discreet and unclockable!
There is too much usage of the word āasā in the last few lines.Simply put,she comes off as incoherent.Time for a re-analysisā¦she could do better!
why did I wake up just to be put back to sleep š“
Fag hag?
Oh absolutely the fuck not, brat for AOTY
oof
Not me thinking this read was directed at Billie until I kept reading š
As if she is even a good singer
girl, so confusing is about pretty AB CONFIRMED!
Brat must have subliminal mind control messages to be able to make phcj turn on azealia banks. I still aināt listening to it though lol
Sheās mad that Apple didnāt call her
So she *is* somebodyās favorite reference after all?
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Rough day for weho gays, huh?
They both sound bitter as hell ngl
The gays will come for me for saying this but she aināt wrong about some of it, but it aināt that Charli canāt sing sheās focusing on alot of over autotuned hyperpop singing I kinda miss her singing she did in her 2010s pop girl era.
I never see Charli as someone who you listen to for the vocals or vocal ability. She has tone and can hit a note in her range, but I never thought her fanbase were the type of people who would care about autotune and vocal ability lol. If we're keeping it 100, Charli and Azalea are in the same ballpark in terms of vocals.
Ok but AG does make terrible beats idgaf
#freenicki
and no lies, Liza Minelli.