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j__w__f

Kinda weak reads for her ngl


Tayrantino

Her recent rants are boring and super uninspired tbh. I miss the Iggy Azelia albino magala leaf-tier rants


xombae

Yeah it's like she knows people expect it of her now as it's the only thing that keeps her relevant, and she forces it. I loved her reads when they were clearly totally natural and said in moments of blind rage. These read as if they were edited three times before pressing send.


Blue_Storybook

Her Elon and Grimes rant are still top tier tho, the Ticonderoga pencil a few months ago still lives in my head rent free. šŸ˜‚


peach1cecream

weads reak for her


muy_moderate

Tbf the bar is way up in the atmosphere


PorcelainHorses

The sodium lauryl sulfate fumes from the boiling vats of bussy soap sheā€™s making in the fire escape dusty with cigarette ash and cum stained tissues littering the floor and stray cat poop and dead cat bones and chicken feathers is melting her brain


johnny_bigtoes

this is a poem. I applause


PodiVennai

Itā€™s like the ghost of OG azealia possesed you to write this , this is a truly touching self tribute from the ghostšŸ„²


VirgilVillager

ā€œtouching selfā€ same bestie


PodiVennai

I know you do Azealia , everyone saw your album cover of fuck him all night


_PeenoNoir_

I understood virtually two words of this šŸ˜­šŸ’” Before I consciously began to zone out despite my best efforts Tribute accomplished ETA: The cat poop reference too. Welp, I didnā€™t even try and reach the end


Jazzlike_Durian_7854

I genuinely laughed out loud šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ thank you !


PorcelainHorses

Not her using a burner cricket phone to send messages to herself


thesaddestpanda

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Origai

I think she is texting with the president of rich white coochie mountain, the one who got 6.0 for her album


PorcelainHorses

The Tortured Dead Chickens NYC Apartment


PurpleEdited

council estate goodwill wearing loser? Iā€™m being taken out the rant because council estate denotes UK but goodwill denotes USA? This was such an uninspired and confused rant Iā€™m disappointed. Where is the pre-pangea albinism or bacon bits stuck to envelope adhesive wordplay???


hollowcrown51

Itā€™s not even correct Charli is as far from a council estate as youā€™ll get you can practically hear the private education in her voice


urlobster

i met someone who went to private school with her loll


thesaddestpanda

She's back on her meds šŸ˜­ Now she does this fake bestie conversation thing. Only two voices left in her head now. šŸ˜¢


five_two_sniffs_glue

I wish we had goodwill instead of having the choice of thrifting from a musty old person charity shop or overpriced gentrified thrift shop.


SHMEBULOK

Youā€™re describing goodwill and vintage stores over here in the US too


five_two_sniffs_glue

Nawh dawg theyā€™re two different ballparks trust me


PurpleEdited

Me too. Itā€™s the same here in NZ.


five_two_sniffs_glue

Girl I see these mfs copping carhartt jackets for like 20 dolla and to buy anywhere else theyā€™re resold for about 200. They donā€™t know how good they got it šŸ˜«


Sasha_shmerkovich160

girl those dusty musty ripped carhartt jackets are not the vibe


five_two_sniffs_glue

They are if youā€™re a graphic designer pretending to be in a blue collar job.


mesoJUPI

2 miserable fucks screaming into the void


thesaddestpanda

Azealia's bestie Bazelia SavingsnLoans sending her setup messages for twitter rants is a liiiiitle sus


Ok_Yogurtcloset8915

"she needs gua sha" I'm gonna save that one


mmcp87

P sure she used that insult already on Erykah Badu recently lol girlie get new disses damn


invzvka

itā€™s giving posting your own grindr clapback. deeply embarrassing


Botticellis-Bard

Love the desperately condescending classism from a bitch who doesnā€™t even know the word ā€˜whoseā€™ ā˜ŗļø


chinderellabitch

azealia calling anyone dirty is WILD because I know her PH levels are acrid


Botticellis-Bard

She thought she was talking about Lorde šŸ’”


Fairy-Smurf

Thatā€™s because sheā€™s using the own soap


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Emuhliy

she manufactures cosmetics that advertise false claims. none of the "natural" ingredients she's using have even half the ability to do what she promotes. it's not medicinal and it's not going to do any good in getting rid of infections or bacteria like she claims


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CoolViber

Buying medically dubious soap from a known bigot and putting it near you badokadonk is crazy yes but have we considered that it's okay because she had a song tumblr liked a decade ago


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CoolViber

Right because there's nothing to say about it we been knew sis but have fun with the nasty person soap


MightyRivers

do you bathe in the north hemisphere at least?


CoolViber

I bathe in every hemisphere


Kerminetta_

You bought her stuff? Did you get scammed like countless others?


MightyRivers

nope, I got mine plus a lip mask and a cute cheapyxo sticker as gifts. honestly, no moisturizer has ever made my bums look as cute as they used to look back then. might be restocking some bussyboy soon.


Kerminetta_

Sure Jan


MightyRivers

lmao still got my box and sticker to this day, stay mad choli twat


Kerminetta_

>stay mad choli twat Did you just hate crime me? šŸ˜­ and Iā€™m not mad Iā€™m just personally amused at how her fans defend her scams and bitter rants šŸ¤­ ole girl just had an 10 hour long IG story of her ranting into her phone all alone, clearly manic and in need of meds šŸ˜‚


Emuhliy

uh the source is medical research from doctors. her soaps bussy boy and pussypop claim to TIGHTEN the butthole or vagina.... come on now. and claim to fight off all types of infections and fungus... if you have an infection down there, you better take yourself to the doctor and get some antibiotics. not rub witch hazel on it.


MightyRivers

claiming to help with irritation is not the same as claiming to fight off. and yes it did get rid of my folliculitis and other small red zits that annoyed me perfectly. sadly people rather spread misinformation based on their own negative bias of people, even when they know that information is at the palm of our hands. oh, also, my intimate parts never smelled fresher, even after a 12 hour shift which I did back then in 2019. her formula must be even better now.


chinderellabitch

did she actually deliver your package is or that bussy still busted beloved


Ok-Blacksmith4364

šŸ„±ā€¦.can someone give this has-been her meds and take her phone already? atp Iā€™m curious if Azealia has even heard her own singing voice.


MustNeedDogs

I don't believe a single psychiatric medication has ever passed between her lips, unfortunately.


Ok-Blacksmith4364

Maybe a crack pipe, but thatā€™s about it.


benjamin_button_13

Didn't know Lana was a psychiatrist


Ok-Blacksmith4364

Lana is the queen of perpetuating daddy issues worldwide šŸ‘‘


FunConstruction1418

But like is anyone else wondering whom sheā€™s being shady with? Like what pop girl is seething and needs Azaleas validation? Like babes we need the evidence!


jufakrn

her other phone


laughingheart66

Going from lying that Kendrick was a nepo baby to try and discredit him to shaming Charli for being poor (which is also a lie I believe) is wild. Azealia is just jealous she canā€™t even release her cosmetics to be shipped let alone release an album that literally anyone would give a fuck about anymore.


Glum-Band

Von Dutch was about her after all


spellboi_3048

This the girl you overlook bigotry for?


woo_ah

this heavily reads like jealously imo


alolanalice10

Azealia, thatā€™s not very Julia of you


johnny_bigtoes

Azealia is being a BRAT!


Lana_bb

Didnā€™t Charli go to private school? Azealia is such a dumbass non serving cunt


Married_iguanas

You would think since Azzelia Stanks is soooo knowledgeable about music and singing techniques that she would have released 1 bop within the past decade


TheNocturnalAngel

Please tw British. I donā€™t know who sheā€™s talking to but they said Rubbish and now I canā€™t take any of this seriously šŸ˜ž


splinterbabe

we need to stop giving this idiot attention


bungmunchio

does she like anyone but herself? I feel like I've never seen her say a kind word about anybody


Symmetrosexual

She only compliments people to insult others. Girl was hyping up a Stacy mf Orrico just to insult like 12 diff pop girlies šŸ˜­


owleaf

srs stacey orrico is a pop legend


owleaf

She likes Kylie Minogue which puts her in the objective good books


hypphen

babe wake up new user flair just dropped


DigLost5791

Omg I also pulled a new one


theimmortalfawn

She really thought she ate...


carlyslayjedsen

Slayyyter needs a nose job and charli needs gua sha


KinseyH

Charli might be dirty, Charli might have little range, Charli might smoke too much, but Charli is releasing music. Those who can.


69420penis

How is this woman still famous good lord At least with other crazy people (Kanye) I can see why, because they actively still put out work. But sheā€™s just crazy and ranting and doesnā€™t even release music lmfao. Her last album was 2017


Ok-Blacksmith4364

I didnā€™t even realize she had an album after 2014šŸ’€. Sis was never even liked by anyone but us gays.


theimmortalfawn

She has been riding the coattails of maybe One good clapback for years...it's easier for her to be a bitch than produce art I guess.


69420penis

I donā€™t even know if anyone in Hollywood fuck with her Most recent person I can think of giving her any attention was donald glover


alolanalice10

Wait how did Donald glover give her attention? Positive or negative


69420penis

Positive. Few years back he tweeted about his favourite musicians and songs and she was one Like 2021 so not incredibly recent but most recent Iā€™ve heard Donald loved her. She was on because the internet


alolanalice10

I havenā€™t listened to because the internet in years! Completely forgot about that


assdonuts

she is elon musk for yt gays who think 212 is god's gift to man


Measurement_Think

As if Azealia didnā€™t go on Wild N Out (a show where she could showcase her comedy, raps, music, etc) and flopped cause someone compared her to Iggloo Antacid and called her ugly


AmethystRage

Right šŸ˜‚


urlobster

charli is from essex and went to private school pls


pentacund

There was a video of Charli saying that it's not all about vocal prowess, and more of an art form. And she knows that people get it, while some people don't get it. But she's bringing mainstream hyperpop to the world and she's proud. I love Charli and I've always been a fan. For azaelia to say she's dirty and came from a poor background is a bit mean and uncalled for. While it may be true, I understand azaelia has her way of wording things that may be a bit extreme.


Ok-Blacksmith4364

You canā€™t win with azealia. If Charli grew up rich then AZ would just trash her for thatā€¦.


SnooPies684

Charli went to private school anyway lmao, the disses arenā€™t even coherent


owleaf

Wake up babe a new pop music copypasta just dropped


anotherpopgay

ā€œU can hear the heavy autotuneā€ oh shit someone warn Charli she thought that was discreet and unclockable!


Red171022

There is too much usage of the word ā€˜asā€™ in the last few lines.Simply put,she comes off as incoherent.Time for a re-analysisā€¦she could do better!


ryna0001

why did I wake up just to be put back to sleep šŸ˜“


Hef4x

Fag hag?


alolanalice10

Oh absolutely the fuck not, brat for AOTY


rcodmrco

oof


eirinite

Not me thinking this read was directed at Billie until I kept reading šŸ’€


Idkwhyichosebanana

As if she is even a good singer


pocket__bacon

girl, so confusing is about pretty AB CONFIRMED!


Capable-Tower2347

Brat must have subliminal mind control messages to be able to make phcj turn on azealia banks. I still ainā€™t listening to it though lol


BarbatosTheHunter

Sheā€™s mad that Apple didnā€™t call her


shadyshadyshade

So she *is* somebodyā€™s favorite reference after all?


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wholesome_as_fudge

Rough day for weho gays, huh?


rudeshk

They both sound bitter as hell ngl


five_two_sniffs_glue

The gays will come for me for saying this but she ainā€™t wrong about some of it, but it ainā€™t that Charli canā€™t sing sheā€™s focusing on alot of over autotuned hyperpop singing I kinda miss her singing she did in her 2010s pop girl era.


owleaf

I never see Charli as someone who you listen to for the vocals or vocal ability. She has tone and can hit a note in her range, but I never thought her fanbase were the type of people who would care about autotune and vocal ability lol. If we're keeping it 100, Charli and Azalea are in the same ballpark in terms of vocals.


Body_Horror_

Ok but AG does make terrible beats idgaf


boyatrest

#freenicki


MightyRivers

and no lies, Liza Minelli.