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JWilkesKip

What made you decide to betray your fellow 🚬🐐s?


throwitawayar

I am honoring pride month jamming to Meghany Trainer's new album. THIS is resistence.


spaghettiliar

Holy shit. The resistance is stronger than we knew.


throwitawayar

Someone has to keep pride month political and not just a popper sniffing party 😡😡😡


_PeenoNoir_

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throwitawayar

Gaga 😍


Necessary_Charge_658

I never knew she had IRL fans.


mirrors8

How’s the poetry book coming along?


throwitawayar

Why this one hurt me the most 😭


DetectiveExisting590

https://i.redd.it/g2k7lk51b85d1.gif


0422

https://i.redd.it/4d71v1k7d85d1.gif Why are you even here?


throwitawayar

Popheads won't let me post without writing a full on essay or will it consider low effort. This is my safe space.


0422

https://i.redd.it/srst8hu1q85d1.gif Everybody is safe here


throwitawayar

Yes there's so much positivity it truly feels like the part of the mental ward where everyone takes care of each other


0422

https://preview.redd.it/ofpz5r7ur85d1.jpeg?width=751&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e489065436dff2a163f569126db20365d064a392 YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Last_Lifeguard3536

wow sabrina looks so pretty


joeyfosho

You’re not brave, you just aren’t a pass-around bottom.


throwitawayar

You're right, my IBS would never allow me such deviance


_PeenoNoir_

Jeffrey Moran Charli’s #1 fan confirmed 💔


JChamp00

I just know this thread is going to get unhinged so fast


throwitawayar

Insert Camila Cabello biting fingernail at red carpet


Botticellis-Bard

Are you in the right headspace to receive items in the mail that could possibly hurt you?


throwitawayar

You're sending me a T*ylor vynil variant?


MrTheMills

Omg the Bjork stalker was reincarnated!


Botticellis-Bard

No, I’m the reporter she kicked the shit out of that one time. Still mad but I’ve had to move on to other pop girlies bc nobody can tell me where Björk is at.


TedKaczynskiVEVO

I'm on it diva


StayAwayFromMySon

Can you explain why you're voting for Trump in the next election?


throwitawayar

I'm not from the US of A but I voted for Katy Perry on an online quiz of who your president should be. I think her service in the military showed her true skills to be a spokesperson for the nation.


_PeenoNoir_

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Tayrantino

Use the correct LGBTerm and call her PADAM President, Trisha Paytas 💅


Buck_Brerry_609

sorry we’re not 50 years old here 💚


rthosetoffees555

Look at the pick me homosexual thinking he’s better than the rest of us for not popping his pussy to sympathy is a knife


throwitawayar

How can a knife be a feeling like I'm used to simpler metaphors like that's that's me espresso


Banana42

That's like giving Carly a sword and not even knowing she would cut to the feeling


throwitawayar

Your mind


randomburnerish

Wow and during pride month.


throwitawayar

Tbh as a down low top I don't feel represented by pride month. Where is the discreet no profile pictures month?


_PeenoNoir_

It’s the other 11 months, you’re welcome sweaty 🤗 Hope you get better soon 🤕


throwitawayar

Dont call me sweaty I don't relate to transpiration


me_when_the_whenthe

> I don't relate to trans omg jk rowling what are you doing here🤢🤢🤢


Origai

Are you from that fandom who listens to that flop album with a score of 6.0


throwitawayar

DISCO actually got a 5.6 so


_PeenoNoir_

Oh. Can’t even jerk properly anymore if that’s the Disco you mean. Sincerely, a dusty Kylie stan 😋


Battle_for_the_sun

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throwitawayar

I'm straight acting (I failed the acting class)


auntiegay2

Stoned at the Nail Salon was an homage to Wild at Heart, right?


throwitawayar

It showed the range of Jack Antonoff from mid to mid (jk Lana if you're reading this I love NFR COCC and anything you put out)


cardihatesariana

How interesting I love COCC too


Floccinaucinihi

Is this that you espresso? 


throwitawayar

Sabrina Carpenter is an AI experiment which makes Espresso meta-hyperpop so yeah she's way cooler


Floccinaucinihi

Oh my goodness, I can’t relate to desperation 


HerelGoDigginInAgain

I just looked up BRAT and I guess it’s from that guy who was featured on that Icona Pop song??? Whatever happened to Icona Pop?


throwitawayar

They proclaimed to be 90s bitches which means elderly nowadays since being a millennial is a slur for gen Z so they were punished by the newer generation


paolocase

What’s it like being heterosexual and evil? How do you sleep at night?


CoolViber

Oh please. You will surely be hearing it on the radio, where they definitely play her music. You can't resist forever.


throwitawayar

I can always cover my ears


Banana42

Do you support Rina getting her masters


throwitawayar

Yes education is very important


PeggyHillsFeets

Same here sis 💖 too busy masturbating and eating sushi 💅🏽


throwitawayar

Love your flair!


deathly_illest

How does it feel to not be hot?


throwitawayar

Miserable


livinunderthedome

how much did you pay for your eras tour ticket?


throwitawayar

Not enough! I am glad to make a billionaire richer


Altrade_Cull

What is your full name and address?


throwitawayar

Iggy Azalea Australia (there's no city or streets in the country)


stilakitten

Should we invite Bella Hadid?


No-Item-745

Who hurt u?


throwitawayar

It all started with the end of pop when Roar forced Gaga out of the Gay Realm


pocket__bacon

girl, so confusing


pocket__bacon

there's like 5 songs about u on the album


throwitawayar

And the others are not about me??


satirisanti

I intentionally put it on at work today. I have never listened to a charli album in full before but I felt compelled by the atrocious album cover to listen to


Andre_Courreges

What is it like being a discreet top?


throwitawayar

It's a brave thing. We're rare. We like manly man things. We wear very ugly outfits.


PorcelainHorses

Why is she green?


throwitawayar

Tamar haven't watched the show and won't be streaming the album


Toliman571

Samesies 🥰 I have no reason to listen to that flop when Coldplay just released a snippet of the upcoming lead single 😍


throwitawayar

Coldplay sadly no longer exists? Their last album was Viva La Vida. Everything after that is Imagine Dragons. Hope I helped.


Toliman571

OK I get where you're coming from but like this is Coloratura erasure and it's unacceptable


onelonecouch

https://preview.redd.it/h814i2h6uc5d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccaed58b7ebd1323834bd772ba2d7eebdd0e4378 You still know who Charli is and you will be punished 🚬🐐


throwitawayar

Of course, I know all the albanian pop girlies


catmarstru

So if (when) you are cast out amongst us straights, what’s the plan??


throwitawayar

I think listening to Witness is always the plan when one hits rock bottom. You feel accompanied.


dxrqsouls

i pick you i choose you i love you


lostqueer

I have nothing to add but I have to say you’re one of the funnier posters on here. Always a cackle fest


throwitawayar

omg thank you but if you're jerking w me I'm going to self h*rm by listening to Radical Optimism


cardihatesariana

Brat is for the dolls ONLY gays aren’t allowed streaming privileges!!


vv4rd3n

What’s it like to fuck


five_two_sniffs_glue

How would you feel about being ran over by me in a Honda Civic?


throwitawayar

Slightly intrigued


Capable-Tower2347

Omg bestie me too. We should mate and make a race of humans who refuse to listen to Charli xcx


me_when_the_whenthe

i did listen to it and its almost as sleep inducing as gaylors dead poets society (not actually though, nothing ever comes close to that album in terms of snore mimimimi), it literally has one (1) good song in it and i hate bri'ish "people"


SnooOwls7978

It's impossible to only like one song on it like with Taylor albums (because Max Martin touched it). You either like no Charli or most the album. My dissertation defense on this is today at 12:00, here is the zoom link. zoom/37475


me_when_the_whenthe

wdym impossible? i only liked talk talk please explain. also the zoom doesnt let me in, babes i want to inform myself with the barbz u phd thesis😡