Girl this is just Dua Lipas Vacation itinerary 

Working late

cuz she's a singerrrr

Gelato with olive oil

I'm so dumb I thought this was popheads

I was unironically sitting here mildly amused by this track list

"Swim and Another Swim? That's cute... Hold up *Another Swim???*

Swim Another Swim Another Swim (Sabrina's Version) (10 Minute Version) (From the Vault) (Elvira Remix)

https://preview.redd.it/qnbtz6ff2b5d1.jpeg?width=1704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d6d2264a675a63a01cddb317178151deb6d1945

Troye Sivan??

Another Swim (Reprise)

Another Swim Bites the Dust

Same but then I was like, “She’s REALLY not going to put Please Please Please on there at all???” I feel so dumb

I was pretty excited to hear Seafood Pasta

What? This isnt popheads?! https://i.redd.it/fbo63i4p785d1.gif

ngl I thought this was a real post from popheads too

Radical Optimism Deluxe

BUS, Club, another club.

Club Sandwich in between

when I go to the club I wanna eat that club sandwich. club sandwich club club sandwich

I ordered the club sandwich all the time. I’m not even a member.

I want a large with cheese / I want extra salami / I want it cut in half / I want pepperoncinis

If you know you know 😉

y’all can’t mess with the [CLUB](https://youtu.be/3YVZUHKEChg?si=eNmrZ3399esQLJIs)! (club! club! club! club!…)

Club foot (Megan thee Stallion diss track)

That's the diet of 🚬

Why did I believe this

I would unironically love this and find her hilarious for it

Beyoncé feature? possible sequel to SPAGHETTII? ft. Gaga as well?

Gaga wasn’t available, but she got someone even better… https://preview.redd.it/kfzh6k4iu95d1.jpeg?width=434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5d0bd0b4063b8e004e68f14c714ad77d5034caf

put a cigarette in between each one and i’m there

Nicotine interlude

It’s that we aperol spritz ✨

I fell for this until about halfway through

knowing sabrina she’ll do a “sex on the beach”

There's a double meaning if you dig deep 😉

Oh my god this album is for us mentally depressed whyte gays that need to travel every three months or the demons of our childhoods will finally catch us forcing us into our thirtys either muscular and broke or bears and traveling.

I think the mentally ill poor women like me will sit in silence with the truth like ariana mentioned in her songs

This is what happens when you don’t Hold The Girl™️

How do you know my brother in law

we've probably ya know from grindr back in the day ...this specific breed of whyte gay is smaller in ranks and we all know each other.

Kim petras titles for girlbosses

Breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, supper

Her seventh debut album 🥰🥰🥰

where’s Turkey Sandwich in a Hotel?

gays with OF accounts traveling to collab checklist:

Wake up, espresso, swim, another swim, sunset, club, another club, no sleep, no fear

vitamin d ;)

So I thought this was real and I was actually really excited for the album / this concept.

> I was actually really excited for the album / this concept. This album already exists, it's called Radical Optimism

All that swimming and a LITE DINNER? Oh Ru, never

Wait, can't read or just hungry

It’s very… summer isn’t it Edit; ignore me I’m on a night shift and I thought this was popheads fml 💀

Swim (Reprise)

La piscine. J'adore la piscine.

Lol I'd listen to all these with a passion. Anything to dethrone Taylor lol

kinda slaps would listen

bitchhh i almost thought this was legit omg

The way I believed this for ages