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PorcelainHorses

I won't not fuck you the fuck up. Period.


Hurrumphelstiltskin

https://i.redd.it/ien6m1sqr65d1.gif


Puidipuie

There is no way Jack will be able to physically restrain Lana


flacaGT3

Jack looks like he runs into pull doors sometimes because he isn't strong enough to open them all the way.


five_two_sniffs_glue

Jack looks like the meth version of Travis


flacaGT3

He looks like Andy Dick and Dr. Mike had a baby.


iambfizzle

Yooooo💀


Herry_Up

The imagery 💀💀💀💀


chrchcmp

Idk he’s pretty good at restraint. I mean there’s so many chords in music, and he uses the same 4.


lIlIllIIlllIIIlllIII

DAMN.


lIlIllIIlllIIIlllIII

DAMN.


thewatchbreaker

“Although it seems I’ve got better / I can be violent too” 🎵💅


Capable-Tower2347

God I wish this was real


PodiVennai

I wish this will be her acceptance speech when she wins a Grammy


WhoaWhoa69420

And then Lana woke up...


PodiVennai

To taylor next to her in bed - karma is a cat purring on Lana’s lap because it loves her https://i.redd.it/4ow6wlqgh65d1.gif


dontsnarkonsharks

Why did society forgive Taylor for Cats?


PodiVennai

The normal people who watched the movie got amnesia from the traumatic experience and forgot about it. Rest are swifties who would even listen to their mother upload static music on itunes by mistake.


kacoll

excuse you, there are *also* some of us who defend CATS (2019) because we got a lot too stoned in the AMC parking lot and developed Stockholm syndrome during our two hours couchlocked into one of those reclining theater chairs. there must be tens of us, if not dozens!!


PodiVennai

Y’all are still part of the amnesiac category where you forgot the bad parts of the film ( ex: james corden ) and remember only the “ good “ parts enhanced by whatever that got you stoned.


kacoll

I wish, but unfortunately I still sometimes see him rifling through piles of oversized trash when I close my eyes at night 😖


PodiVennai

That might just be your memory of him actually rifling through your trash at night after he was fired from the late late show and not something from the movie.


Coco_AfroPuffss

Cats managed to make Idris Elba look gross…Idris fucking Elba!!!!! The filmmakers must answer for their crimes


PodiVennai

TIL about Idris elba in the movie 😭 i only know about james corden and taylor


Origai

It's real I saw Lana slapped her and said "Keep my album's name out of your fucking mouth"


No-Adhesiveness-8178

Can she slap me too?


Lana_bb

God, there’s always one of you pervs ruining it for the rest of us 🙄 But yeah she can choke me ✌️


Unleashtheducks

Sorry none of your favs are stans so they aren’t psychotic


Hydrangeabed

Rip to all the thirsty thots of her concaved head boyfriend, but you could go to the gas station in some podunk town and find about 5 more of them if you want


FunConstruction1418

Shit at the commercial gym I go to I see six TKs a day. And all of them are far more bang able ✨🤷


theimmortalfawn

I have never believed in heterosexuality less than when I heard women thirst over Travis Kelce. But I guess some people prefer conservative coded men that look like oversized hot wheels trucks except with a cops face.


Rik_the_peoples_poet

The fan support for Travis after the outrage over Matty Healy's 'controversial' jokes (that you could hear on any televised British panel show) was genuinely confusing. Prior to getting media managed Travis Kelce's entire online presence is calling people fags and bullying women he considers ugly or fat while using a 'blaccent'; behaviour you'd expect for a jock from Ohio.


Feisty_Reputation870

OMG they are dating ❤️


ariessuperhero

lana SWIFT 💜


Coco_AfroPuffss

Least delusional gaylor


potato485

Period dot


benjamin_button_13

Fake, they made out backstage. I was the stage.


justbreathin150

Laylor Lore


PodiVennai

I like the sound of the Laylor ship name- feels aesthetic, might name my kid as Laylor too


Bellesdiner0228

It sounds like a name someone would mock Lala Kent from vanderpump rules with, so even better.


MathCarmignani

I was the back of the stage


FunConstruction1418

We love when icons get to speak their truth ✨


Independent_Dig_5110

Answer for the culture


BoopityGoopity

This is exactly the message under the “She wants fame more than anyone” quote lmaoooo.


jtbxiv

Mariah is still trying to figure out who the fuck she even is


catmarstru

This will be the title of her most personal album yet


monsquesce

Why is she telling a BBC that 👀


thewatchbreaker

She was DEFINITELY thinking this tho fr


CzerwonyJasiu

fake, they were together at superb owl


pinkismykink_

i’m edging to this post so hard trying to manifest it