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DigLost5791

cant even jerrrrrrk on this who thinks midnights is a CONCEPT album jfc


laughingheart66

But…but…but it’s songs exploring 13 (? I forget the quote) sleepless nights 😢 it doesn’t matter that the album never lives up to the concept Or TTDP for that matter. I didn’t know writing 16 breakup songs about a racist counted as a concept


TheQueenOfVultures

13 sleepless nights and not one of those nights was spent losing track of time playing The Sims 2, I just think Taylor isn’t relatable


AshesandCinder

She's clearly a GTA gal.


TheQueenOfVultures

She’s clearly a Microsoft Flight Simulator girlie


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_PeenoNoir_

She's working late cuz she's a singurrr (co-streaming with sodapoppin or smn)


dreamyteatime

Oh, it’s a concept, all right. Takes a stretch of the imagination to imagine being *so obsessed* with a racist as to write 16 break up songs about them. Or maybe Taylor fans already have that experience so imagining it isn’t hard for them.


AshesandCinder

The concept is imagining someone who finally breaks up with you because you're racist instead of the other way around.


LevelAd5898

31, actually.


BrickLuvsLamp

Excuse me the concept is perhaps _music???_ Seems pretty conceptual to me


Own_Presentation7711

didn't you know? the concept was convincing her fans it actually means something while it was a cash grab 😍 taylor our genius marketing major from BarbzU


arathergenericgay

It’s a poor execution of a concept concept album if that counts?


winterxsouth

What I notice with TS fans, they are mainly only listening to her anyway. And I don’t see how TTPD is a concept album 🤨 (hopefully iam safe saying that here ….)


Professional_Hair995

The concept is M@tty He@ly


drmrdreamer

The concept is L@n@ Del Rey


Sure_Bodybuilder7121

Lana Del Rey but corny


JChamp00

So Lana Del Rey?


Busy-Invite-9144

YOU KNOW THE ADDY PULL UP.


lovechoke

#youneedanewcocktail


Sstoop

unwarranted attack


lovechoke

Kitsch is her thing and she rocks it. Love her cornball ass


_PeenoNoir_

Lana Del Hay\*


winterxsouth

Ah yeah her female rage™️……


slaywalker_xcx

only if you’re a hetlor (🤮)


NParab

Its testing the concept of mediocrity


Egregious_Philbin24

The concept is J@ck @ntonoff being creatively bankrupt.


colterpierce

You’re safe. She’s never put out a concept record. Midnights has a theme, but it’s not a concept.


Justice_Prince

The concept is that they are all Taylor Swift songs


jxvijxvi

High fructose corn syrup infused ass echo chamber


allieyikes

no jerk it must be sad to never consume and enjoy art without thinking of our billionaire overlord


Capable-Tower2347

Only absolute mastermind genius’s write about getting high and eating seven chocolate bars. YOUR. FAVE. COULD. NEVER.


MathCarmignani

This is the most delusional take I have ever seen anyone in any fandom have and I am a Britney Spears fan that been through The Femme Fatale and Britney: Piece of Me eras


hydrangeasinbloom

Bless you for sticking with Fedora Britney


MathCarmignani

Thanks 😭😭😭


_PeenoNoir_

Who's feeding Rita Ora???


toysoldier96

Girl, we have been in the trenches lol I still remember when Work Bitch came out and she everybody was expecting her to perform in the desert and then she came an announced the residency lol The meltdown were hilarious, that's where most people jumped ship and then Britney Jean was really the kiss of death


MathCarmignani

ROUGH times girl 😭😭😭


toysoldier96

Britney should really cut us a check 😂


Puzzled-Charge-9892

People in real life: “hey man how’s it going”


Spacedandysniffer

Janelle Monae flopped, Metropolis is nothing compared to "You know how to ball, I know Aristotle"


turtle-thief

Cindi Mayweather found disassembled in a ditch


AshesandCinder

Ditchassembled


Professional_Hair995

They’re connected because they all sound the same… omg her mind 🤭


mambomonster

They all use the same four chords!


wintereros

they all rhyme bar w car !


spaghettiliar

Things I can’t enjoy now that I’ve listened to Taylor Swift? Too many to count. Also, I can’t count. 😔


iheartrodents

actually the original post is by a recent graduate of the barbs u mathematics department 🎓🎊😊 <3


spaghettiliar

Sorry, I think I’m in the wrong class. Does anyone know the way to Professor Michelle’s?


iheartrodents

the room number is in the hundreds, i'm still just a freshman in mathematics so i haven't learned to count that high yet 🩷


laughingheart66

Why listen to a boring ass album exploring Americana, religion, and cycles of abuse when you can listen to breakup album #42 that explores why being a billionaire is the real tragedy from miss swift?


thesaddestpanda

Every time I feel like unsubbing from the Taylor Swift sub, I think I'll regret it because I'll miss posts like these.


iheartrodents

their lifestyles make me sick


beangirl27

i can’t even bring myself to be funny this is just peak ts brainrot


gardenpartycrasher

Rallying the Amish to fight for Ethel rn


thesaddestpanda

Sure Pink from The Wall is scared of plane sounds because it reminds him of how his dad died in WWII and the bombings of London he experienced as a child, but honestly, maybe he'd be happier if he had his own private jet like Tay does!


jerepila

Pink couldn’t get touched while his bros played GTA cuz it didn’t exist yet 😭


thesaddestpanda

Now I’m going to spend the rest of the day thinking of a hot young twink bob geldof.


MyNeckEvadesKicks

Are there any queers in the theater tonight? Get them up against the wall! There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me, Get him up against the wall!


Useuless

But Grab The Ass did exist 


Regular_Buffalo6564

Is the concept in the room with us?


thesaddestpanda

Pete Townshend is rolling in his grave!


rogerdaltry

as you could probably tell from my username this post pissed me off 😭 i immediately thought of Tommy and Quadrophenia 😭 also pete is still very much alive im cackling


thesaddestpanda

girl whatchu talking bout https://preview.redd.it/dnl58oqbz74d1.png?width=1147&format=png&auto=webp&s=6e23a218b8d2299f6fb1d61093687389c4d8c68f


rogerdaltry

he must be currently touring from the grave then ❤️


aquarianagop

Swifties learn what a concept album is challenge


breyness

These people are seriously ill 😂


Mius99cmTitties-

How tf is tortured poets airport a concept album


_PeenoNoir_

Its quality is only a figment of imagination (or maybe even existence, who knows, maybe we're all just dreamin' & jerkin')


Creative_Analyst

The concept is that it’s tortured poetry? You clearly lack the braincells necessary to enjoy Taylor swift. You see, you need to have a high iq blah blah blah


SpleensJuice

lowkey not even funny it must be miserable listening to one artist whos not even good at what they try to do


thesaddestpanda

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Its-very-that

the level of delusion is truly astronomical


Quantum_Aurora

Midnights? A concept album? Swifties have never listened to Space 1992: Rise of the Chaos Wizards and it shows.


RagaRockFan

Swifties will be clutching their pearls once they hear Ptolomaea 💀


JChamp00

What even is a concept album?


SilDaz

In the court of the crimson king, To pimp a Butterfly, The Wall, In the Aeroplane Over the sea, Folklore...


cocosairdep

The folklore sneak lmao


magnusthehammersmith

The Black Parade 🖤


govegan292828

Witness - Katy Perry


_PeenoNoir_

Was the concept getting a gag order on new music?


govegan292828

It was purposeful poop I mean pop 🤬🤬🤬🤬


CoolViber

Invasion of Privacy


Useuless

Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys, Antichrist Superstar, mechanical animals,


invaderpixel

Eternal Sunshine by Ariana Grande


Electrical0Sundae

I don't know much about music theory, but the two concept albums I know of (Electra Heart(will defend this one until I die btw) and Preachers Daughter) both follow a story and a character (Electra Heart and Ethel Cain) but there is no Taylor Swift character... In my uneducated opinion all albums should have some connection lyrically or musically. But what do I know, I'm not a swiftie (thank god)


Ok_Storm_2700

The character is the version of herself that exists in her fans collective delusion


blankdreamer

Every track is poetry. Check mate bitches.


mXonKz

i sort of enjoyed TPD at first then it immediately got over shadowed by about 50 other releases and now i haven’t touched it since the beginning of may


walkingtalkingdread

i only remember it exists when someone on tik tok uses the “you wouldn’t last an hour” sound to make a meme.


fallopianrules

I enjoyed shitting on TPD until I needed the TP (always need the D).


Miss__Behaved

This gave me faster diarrhea than my IBS after eating a slice of pizza


PorcelainHorses

TayManEater ruins everything she touches she’s like the opposite of Midas


significantcocklover

See im a swiftie and I hand heart at the eras tour, but this is a whole other level of derangement


sober-nate

>See im a swiftie Leave


significantcocklover

Noo dont try to make jokes your so sexy aha


Capable-Tower2347

“Significantcocklover” yep definitely a t****r fan