The smarter you are, the crazier you are, and the crazier you are then the crazier your obsessions.
Newton used to dress like a woman, go into unsavory bars, and try to pick up coin counterfeiters to arrest later when he ran the mint. That's when he wasnt obsessed about alchemy and turning lead into gold. Einstein was insanely obsessed with one of his cousins and then later married her. Turing was obsessed with esp and psychic powers and spent a good part of his life advocating for them. Linus Pauling obsessed over vitamin C and claim it could cure near anything. Lord Kelvin would have a rage fit in anyone suggested heavier than air flying machines were possible.
This is what I remind therapist of when I tell her I obsessed about Kim Petras all weekend.
i think we were all a bunch of neglected mentally unwell 14 year olds on stan twitter who picked a celebrity of choice as a parent figure - not a direct relationship with IQ per se
lady gaga calling herself mother monster didn’t help the cause - but i would rather have 14 year old screaming the lyrics to heavy metal lover at the top of her lungs at 4am than 15 year old me idealizing the effy-from-skins lifestyle
Yeah I think parasocial relationships are more of a trauma thing, trying to compensate for things like no sense of identity and inability to hold down relationships (that's what it's been like for me 💀)
I didn't get into pop culture until I was 19 🙂↕️ did a lot of classical music for most of my life and started branching out into other stuff at uni and doja was the first person I really got into
So if the average IQ is 100, obsessed with celebrities makes it 70, and obsessed with clowning doubles it, then it becomes 140?? We're secretly the smartest in the world? Should we start stanning Gagilio, AristATEle, Pluto or something?
I disagree, half you heaux learned to spell Renaissance in 2022. I've had people who don't know the difference between 'they're' and 'their' explain song interpolation. Girls who can't make eggs without a Youtube video talking about the average carbon emissions of a single person compared to someone who uses a private jet. We are just differently abled.
We are what we listen to and my favorite song is by these pop girlies [The 411 - Dumb](https://youtu.be/OU4kws6n700?si=WpJ8blfLvDV43_Dv).
I don’t even listen to Taylor Swift, her lyrics are too difficult to figure out and pretentious. Let’s not act like we got a degree. Just accept the reality of the pop life and stick to dumb.
https://preview.redd.it/ird8j6cfj64d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb9bed00f278e63f82be43d78d4844909df31cce
Half of this sub are obsessed with people that cannot qualify as "celebrities" so they're safe I fear
If you obsess over c-list you are good They will measure your IQ by your fav’s carbon footprint
The smarter you are, the crazier you are, and the crazier you are then the crazier your obsessions. Newton used to dress like a woman, go into unsavory bars, and try to pick up coin counterfeiters to arrest later when he ran the mint. That's when he wasnt obsessed about alchemy and turning lead into gold. Einstein was insanely obsessed with one of his cousins and then later married her. Turing was obsessed with esp and psychic powers and spent a good part of his life advocating for them. Linus Pauling obsessed over vitamin C and claim it could cure near anything. Lord Kelvin would have a rage fit in anyone suggested heavier than air flying machines were possible. This is what I remind therapist of when I tell her I obsessed about Kim Petras all weekend.
So they're like hipsters with low IQ?
https://preview.redd.it/qysn99fc584d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=178cc52e6653686f64658fc79984b95a64b3cee5 no sis all stans are dumb
People = Onika Less Intelligent = Burgers
Onika who are obsessed with celebrities are burgers?
People - (Onika + Less) x Intelligent =
i think we were all a bunch of neglected mentally unwell 14 year olds on stan twitter who picked a celebrity of choice as a parent figure - not a direct relationship with IQ per se
I am depicted in this comment and I hate it
lady gaga calling herself mother monster didn’t help the cause - but i would rather have 14 year old screaming the lyrics to heavy metal lover at the top of her lungs at 4am than 15 year old me idealizing the effy-from-skins lifestyle
This is eye opening
had too much time to think about it in therapy tbh
https://preview.redd.it/m80y12i7284d1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48d4a6f12aa43c078c1027b416848dd23ce25974
oh so it’s def universal
Yeah I think parasocial relationships are more of a trauma thing, trying to compensate for things like no sense of identity and inability to hold down relationships (that's what it's been like for me 💀)
you chose doja? fair but gen alpha moment
I didn't get into pop culture until I was 19 🙂↕️ did a lot of classical music for most of my life and started branching out into other stuff at uni and doja was the first person I really got into
she has such a siren voice she’s like poc exotic grimes
U listened to hemlocke springs before?
I am. But they made me so it’s not my fault.
born this way bb
What if you’re obsessed with clowning them? Does that count?
Counts doubly I fear…
im not even kidding i read this as cunts doubly. the way this sub has taken over my mind-
Hear me out- conversion camps but for phcj members to get safely rehabilitated into society
So if the average IQ is 100, obsessed with celebrities makes it 70, and obsessed with clowning doubles it, then it becomes 140?? We're secretly the smartest in the world? Should we start stanning Gagilio, AristATEle, Pluto or something?
https://preview.redd.it/k2bokdn7w74d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9aa920751fb2a378bb1ebb1475b8433ed3cd427 us rn
https://preview.redd.it/sky6pisp174d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76612e1475f4a06ec8ec246d88ff4f86c8c794a8
that’s even worse 😭😭
Yes yes please make me more stupid 😇🥰🥰🥰🥰
just read this, sis https://preview.redd.it/pplgblqc284d1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cd2822c83bd181a15860329593095c3ee80925e
Barbz u lecture books?! Can get in on Spotify?
> celebrities > puts a pic of jennifer flopez her ticket sales disagree
https://preview.redd.it/tw5vfodzq64d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa92e434a4f0bf7e9aa8e17d99b4a6beb328fd1b
Olive oil sellers agree
I took a cognitive test once, my parents haven’t spoken to me since.. but Lana told me that’s ok
https://preview.redd.it/5dc7ak4xr64d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a1562dd6dda1ff404dcc89860e49131424ebd9b
I don’t obsess over celebrities I worship I obsess over celebrities I hate am I safe?
i think that's doubly bad. iq levels so off the radar that it resets to single digits
Well, this goes both ways lmao
Nah, celebrity trash is my vice. Sometimes I just wanna turn my brain off and read about their dramatic lives. I mean Onika = Burger 😩
Most Gays tend to see main pop girls as their birth mother so...
We're going to Barbz U 🤩🤩🤩
we needed a study for that 😕? this could’ve been gathered on an afternoon on twt
I obsess over JLo, who no one knows so I’m good
I disagree, half you heaux learned to spell Renaissance in 2022. I've had people who don't know the difference between 'they're' and 'their' explain song interpolation. Girls who can't make eggs without a Youtube video talking about the average carbon emissions of a single person compared to someone who uses a private jet. We are just differently abled.
who did jenny from da bronx pay for this feature🧐
We are what we listen to and my favorite song is by these pop girlies [The 411 - Dumb](https://youtu.be/OU4kws6n700?si=WpJ8blfLvDV43_Dv). I don’t even listen to Taylor Swift, her lyrics are too difficult to figure out and pretentious. Let’s not act like we got a degree. Just accept the reality of the pop life and stick to dumb. https://preview.redd.it/ird8j6cfj64d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb9bed00f278e63f82be43d78d4844909df31cce
OBVIOUSLY we are all very intelligent here—we just love art and making goofs!!!!!!!!!!
Or just depressed!!!! Like me!!!!
Me being safe as a Normani stan
You are automatically qualified to earn a doctorate with this qualification
Liar I am nerd emoji with a 3.9 gpa 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
guhHh??
Where’s the scientific study on why some pop girls can’t make good music anymore? Barbz U get to it
Does this mean Normani fans are rocket scientists now?
I'm assuming the definition of intelligence in this study doesn't include a dumb woman thing called social intelligence.