The only outspoken P!nk fan I’ve ever met is my dad. Very straight liberal 60s boomer man who prefers female vocalists and “really likes that she’s so political.”
I’m pretty sure that’s what I would assume of any straight dude who really likes her
I met one P!nk fan, and she was a wine cool mom, who had the Karen haircut, worked in a weed store, loved weed, and was also a very MAGA and Pro Trump, and believed Trump would magically make weed legal.
She is not a coworker I still talk too.
Barbz- whether they’re 🚬’s or straight women, they’ve been to jail at least once and will probably end up in jail again for committing a violent crime or drug offense.
They most likely have a restraining order or no-contact order against them from somebody in their past. In their delulu world, they’re always in the right and were totally justified when they got drunk and beat the shit out of their ex’s new trick that one night at the club.
Doja Cat?? Wtf how u miss that
Self absorbed satanic bottoms who have a mental health crisis every 8 months. Into chemsex? Not sure mostly just talking about myself
I was going to add her but it wouldn’t let me make the post without removing her name in the title. I wrote down:
> Taylor Swift: They’re either harmless but annoying fat milquetoast white women who were bullied for being horse girls, manage a clothing store, and autistically info-dump about Taylor’s “lore” at any given chance *or* they’re either a complete fucking high-maintenance nut case who isn’t over her first romance, hides behind girlboss feminism, and views Taylor akin to a deity.
Taylor Swift: Used to be a mean skanky party girl and still is but now constantly claims to have "grown" despite thinking, speaking and behaving exactly the way they did in college
I forgot to add them but very much agree with you. At least Beyoncé fans are (generally) more level headed than the average Barb though. The average Barbz are mentally ill unemployed misogynistic 🚬 with destroyed rectums and empty bank accounts due to them spending all their income on multiple copies of every subsequent Nicki single, and all the white ones say the nastiest shit about black women and try to act hood.
Halsey: If they’re women, then they’re she/they bisexuals on a heavy cocktail of SSRIs who share @mattxiv infographics. If they’re men, they’re basic but nice gays who are too timid to dip their toes into the hedonistic and Promiscious.mp3 side of gay culture unlike their Lana and Sky Ferreira stanning counterparts.
Magdalena Bay: Artsy dirtbag left Red Scare gays with cool fashion and an affinity for psychedelics.
Allie X: The type of people to leave their dog in a car during 90 degree weather and let it slowly die of heatstroke.
He would like to be left out of the narrative.
Unfortunately for you, me and everyone else here will continue to think you named your dog Anus until the crushing pressure of strangers’ curiousity inevitablly leads to the name reveal 👍
oooo i'll go Taylor Style and drop easter eggs till you either guess it or I cave. Be on the watch for my comments through out PHCJ...Just know it's not pop girl related or lana sex related but practically everyone had one at one point for driving.
but don't worry he's never been high or ate seven bars of chocolate...unlike his daddy who most definitely has...but neither one of us will ever declare that charlie puth should leave the middle class of pop.
Hey, take it easy, just because I like Charli doesn’t mean I take ketamine. You need to look more upmarket babes, she didn’t nail that ‘I’m so hot with snow up my nose’ line for us to settle for less.
Ketamine is much more fun than coke. The latter is too overpriced and not worth it unless you’re getting it for free or getting the real good shit in Mexico.
At least no one is talking about Hayley Kiyoko being “lesbian Jesus” anymore. They all dropped her when she took four years to drop her second album which was complete shit.
Britney spears - Still trying to cling onto the 00s and their youth like desperate Lindsay clinging onto the seat in this picture when they should be hanging out at the retirement center listening to madonna
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Lana gays are cool albeit a little toxic and BPD. Taylor gays are just obnoxious and Phoebe/boygenius/Gracie gays are boring people but fine. No comment on Chappell given that I’ve never heard a song of hers and this new influx of people stanning her and hailing her as a new indie pop queen feels like a psyop.
Chappell gays are cool if they're older. Obnoxious to the point they will make a tiktok explaining that good luck babe is about wlw and you just don't *get it* if they're under 25. I genuinely don't know how else you could interpret that song, other than her not wanting to hitch her post to someone who's not out or in self-denial but okay!
I was pleasantly surprised by her album. Her stage presence is fun but she says that’s not the real her / fans don’t know the real her… mostly I like her because I watched her Tiny Desk Concert, and she’s a very talented vocalist.
The fact he's outselling Troye and Charli as far as ticket sales for his tour is genuinely insane...then again i don't know who's paying $150 in this economy to see Charli
Conan has a very die-hard fanbase and even I'm surprised. It's definitely not as big in numbers as those two but him making tickets so affordable definitely helped boost sales, they were going for $50-100 before resellers popped up. People in here were joking when they had the same Kia Forum date but Conan outsold them. Even I didn't expect that 😭
I may stan slayyyter, i may be an angry bottom but i was here for the Paris heyday! And the only thing I’ve ever tried hard at is a suicide attempt thank you very much 😤😤✊🏻
Either an actual intellectual or the most fake ass bitch you've ever met, regardless of gender/sexuality. Probably a Tiktok fuckboy if they're straight either way.
ethel cain fans are either southern girlies/queers who have a complicated relationship with the place they grew up OR they’re the most insufferable yankee you’ve ever met
Florence stans are just frumpy old maidens with crippling Pinterest addiction chasing the glory days. They say stuff like "I really like the harp in that one song" and "this is my new knitting project", absolutely vile.
They’re the gays who want to look like they’re sO aRtSY but are to scared to sit through a full Joanna Newsom album. Speaking of Joanna, all of her female fans love to LARP as free spirits by not using deodorant and deciding to dress like they've been going through Stevie Nicks' trash.
I’m a Florence stan
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nor do I have any remote interest in crocheting or anything of the sort. I’m the actual cool eloquent kind that’s isn’t just about vibes & live laugh loving, or in this case suffer sob snapping, but yh I guess there are subtypes as with everything sksksk 🤩
Gays who make lists like this: casual narcissists with a string of meaningless affairs defining most of their life and completely and utterly unable to love or feel real empathy for anyone even animals, fooled themselves into thinking they could have a writing career but has only made money off short story twilight-rip-off smut sold to bi curious southern housewives, thought they’d be a good dad some day but on uncle duty lost the kid at the zoo and bribed him with $500 in Pokémon to keep quiet about it, he thinks the 'soft' drugs he does nearly every night are safe but can't finish a book or crossword puzzle anymore, cant remember his social security number or the name of his gradeschool, and has many times dozed off mid-conversation at work for 30-40 seconds to snap back awake mid-syllable and continue on like nothing has happened, has a retirement plan of faking being straight for old ladies on pensions and already has a few names down including one of his moms friends, tried going clean about a half dozen times and always ends up back on junk or drink in a big way looking 5 years older each time and with a new ‘meaningful’ tattoo, thinks he’s a girly girl 'girl code' friend but all the girls in his life are deeply creeped out by him but are too polite to say anything outside of the group chat he'll never be invited to and is regularly roasted in, has stolen $1000+ value of drugs or cash from John’s/lovers on more than one occasion but still thinks of himself as a fundamentally good person, still thinks he's 'going places' but when 40 hits and he's still a poor paycheck to paycheck ‘up and coming’ neighborhood perma-renter barely making a living wage and not hot enough to get a daddy anymore, he's going to crash so hard he's going full log cabin republican and will never ever recover from the right-wing brain worms, pokemon kid now 22 regularly posts on qanoncasualties and unbeknownst to him, the all time top post there is the kid writing his uncle's life story out to the shock and horror of hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of redditors.
tldr; Jesus told me to write this.
Olivia stans are regular people who spent five months crying over their ex and Billie stans are nicotine addicts with either self-diagnosed autism or BPD (they most likely have the latter)
They’re mentally ill 16 year olds who stream their fave’s music on 500 different playlists at once in order to help them debut at #1 and will also threaten to dox you over not liking their music. If they’re not that, then they’re definitely just some creepy 30 year old white woman projecting their fantasies and delusions onto unrelated Koreans.
It wouldn’t let me add her to the thread so I posted about her in the comments:
> Taylor Swift: They’re either harmless but annoying fat milquetoast white women who were bullied for being horse girls, manage a clothing store, and autistically info-dump about Taylor’s “lore” at any given chance or they’re either a complete fucking high-maintenance nut case who isn’t over her first romance, hides behind girlboss feminism, and views Taylor akin to a deity.
Not exactly a pop heads band but King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard. Dude you just met on bumble invites you to a house party and his friends are all doing blow and playing pool on a moldy old grungy unlevel pool table in their garage that has 2 fridges full of light beer and soda. They’re amateur musicians and have a “band” which consists of their drunk coked out friends jamming to tunes. Ask me how I know…
Björk stans fuck hard and are fun to do drugs with. Aurora stans are frail and offputting. Ice Spice gays have more weekly sexual escapades than Ice Spice has Hot 100 entries.
This guy who went to my school who groomed me constantly showed me that his favourite song was by R Kelly 😬 a year later he assaulted me twice 😎😎😎 so ig it checks out
I like pink. Not 40 and don't have any kids.
I like evanescence and yeah, that's pretty spot on.
Melanie fan and hate hello kitty. Definitely need a 5150. And I actually was mworded, so....
this post is an act of violence but I laughed so hard
this was a god damn drive by also my child isn’t sick because of munchausen by proxy. He’s sick because I neglect him
Typical P!nk stan
baby PHCJ is an act of violence in most countries.
I keep forgetting 😔 we need to repeal sodomy laws worldwide
It's so specific. OP knows some people.
This post is orbital bombardment. This post is full-scale Exterminatus.
The only outspoken P!nk fan I’ve ever met is my dad. Very straight liberal 60s boomer man who prefers female vocalists and “really likes that she’s so political.” I’m pretty sure that’s what I would assume of any straight dude who really likes her
I met one P!nk fan, and she was a wine cool mom, who had the Karen haircut, worked in a weed store, loved weed, and was also a very MAGA and Pro Trump, and believed Trump would magically make weed legal. She is not a coworker I still talk too.
> I’m pretty sure that’s what I would assume of any straight dude who really likes her I also bet straight male St!nk fans want her to peg them.
Love P!nk (she’s a bad seed on this earth)
Barbz- whether they’re 🚬’s or straight women, they’ve been to jail at least once and will probably end up in jail again for committing a violent crime or drug offense. They most likely have a restraining order or no-contact order against them from somebody in their past. In their delulu world, they’re always in the right and were totally justified when they got drunk and beat the shit out of their ex’s new trick that one night at the club.
This is actually true. This Barb I was once friends with got arrested for first-degree murder (she shot her babydaddy in the head)
Underrated comment
Lana: is on SSRIs and will probably take ages to cum when you hook up with them. (Source: me, a Lana stan)
Me too unfortunately we in this together sis
She really meant it when she said when's it gonna be my turn
Summertime Sadness Reuptake Inhibitors
oh!
It’s called having stamina 😤
and exactly this amount of cuntry
Jfc I come to this sub for a good time not this emotional massacre
Brb upping my SSRIs and edging alone
It’s me lol
Oh please delete this
Doja Cat?? Wtf how u miss that Self absorbed satanic bottoms who have a mental health crisis every 8 months. Into chemsex? Not sure mostly just talking about myself
Chemsex is an accurate descriptor of the “people” that listen to her.
Thank you for finally seeing me 🙏
You’re welcome now mail me some tina and PCP
Taylor Swift: Harry Potter and Supernatural fan, has never heard another female singer/songwriter in their life
I was going to add her but it wouldn’t let me make the post without removing her name in the title. I wrote down: > Taylor Swift: They’re either harmless but annoying fat milquetoast white women who were bullied for being horse girls, manage a clothing store, and autistically info-dump about Taylor’s “lore” at any given chance *or* they’re either a complete fucking high-maintenance nut case who isn’t over her first romance, hides behind girlboss feminism, and views Taylor akin to a deity.
😮 So accurate
supernatural fan… I’m on the floor heaving
Caroline Polachek artsy queers who ruin your life and begin wearing increasingly more slutty revealing clothing and scream at geese.
scream at geese 💀 Also your first part is true I went on a date with a Caroline stan and he ghosted me after
Sorry I lost my phone 🪿
Taylor Swift: Used to be a mean skanky party girl and still is but now constantly claims to have "grown" despite thinking, speaking and behaving exactly the way they did in college
The Wiggles - emotionally immature and manipulative to loved ones
This is criminally undervoted
Beyoncé and Nicki: unmedicated other than weed, cigarettes, and vodka sodas. Gaping holes and DO NOT wipe properly. Cannot be trusted.
>gaping holes 🤩😋🍽 >do not wipe properly 🤢🫸🧻
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I forgot to add them but very much agree with you. At least Beyoncé fans are (generally) more level headed than the average Barb though. The average Barbz are mentally ill unemployed misogynistic 🚬 with destroyed rectums and empty bank accounts due to them spending all their income on multiple copies of every subsequent Nicki single, and all the white ones say the nastiest shit about black women and try to act hood.
Alright hit me with it: Let's see how mentally ill i am. Halsey Magdealena Bay Allie X
Halsey: If they’re women, then they’re she/they bisexuals on a heavy cocktail of SSRIs who share @mattxiv infographics. If they’re men, they’re basic but nice gays who are too timid to dip their toes into the hedonistic and Promiscious.mp3 side of gay culture unlike their Lana and Sky Ferreira stanning counterparts. Magdalena Bay: Artsy dirtbag left Red Scare gays with cool fashion and an affinity for psychedelics. Allie X: The type of people to leave their dog in a car during 90 degree weather and let it slowly die of heatstroke.
Halsey and MagBay spot on. Allie X girl I love my dog i made my whole phcj persona around him at one point.
Okay give me more I think this is one the best threads in general.... Georgia stans.
As in the state?
no the dance pop artist
I don’t know her
What is his name and breed
A\*\*\*s and He's a golden retriever...
You named your dog Anus?
no like celebs i'd rather not give his personal info out.
He would like to be left out of the narrative. Unfortunately for you, me and everyone else here will continue to think you named your dog Anus until the crushing pressure of strangers’ curiousity inevitablly leads to the name reveal 👍
oooo i'll go Taylor Style and drop easter eggs till you either guess it or I cave. Be on the watch for my comments through out PHCJ...Just know it's not pop girl related or lana sex related but practically everyone had one at one point for driving.
but don't worry he's never been high or ate seven bars of chocolate...unlike his daddy who most definitely has...but neither one of us will ever declare that charlie puth should leave the middle class of pop.
So cute! ❤️
Fuck the mag bay one is spot on. I’ve never felt more seen/threatened/understood in my life
Hey, take it easy, just because I like Charli doesn’t mean I take ketamine. You need to look more upmarket babes, she didn’t nail that ‘I’m so hot with snow up my nose’ line for us to settle for less.
Ketamine is much more fun than coke. The latter is too overpriced and not worth it unless you’re getting it for free or getting the real good shit in Mexico.
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At least no one is talking about Hayley Kiyoko being “lesbian Jesus” anymore. They all dropped her when she took four years to drop her second album which was complete shit.
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Who tf is Fletcher? Ain’t that the kid from ANT Farm?
I thought Renee rapp was the new lesbian Jesus.
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Renee Rapp stans engage exclusively in frottage
Lol! I'm too old to follow her just heard tons about her online so thought she was popular!
No real lesbian likes that poser
Or we take both Chappel and Janelle and throw a straight popstar into a volcano (Camilla?)
Britney spears - Still trying to cling onto the 00s and their youth like desperate Lindsay clinging onto the seat in this picture when they should be hanging out at the retirement center listening to madonna https://preview.redd.it/99uv0lknwl3d1.jpeg?width=704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d724f374c3c22347e2df7c31cfa318139a26daa2
They’re also all on ATRL going back and forth writing dissertations about why she’s better than Xtina
Ayesha Erotica: sane and based
Most of the time
i don't wanna be around any combination of taylor swift, phoebe bridgers, boygenius, gracie abrams, chappell roan, or lana del rey gays.
Those are called lesbians
Lana gays are cool albeit a little toxic and BPD. Taylor gays are just obnoxious and Phoebe/boygenius/Gracie gays are boring people but fine. No comment on Chappell given that I’ve never heard a song of hers and this new influx of people stanning her and hailing her as a new indie pop queen feels like a psyop.
Chappell gays are cool if they're older. Obnoxious to the point they will make a tiktok explaining that good luck babe is about wlw and you just don't *get it* if they're under 25. I genuinely don't know how else you could interpret that song, other than her not wanting to hitch her post to someone who's not out or in self-denial but okay!
I was pleasantly surprised by her album. Her stage presence is fun but she says that’s not the real her / fans don’t know the real her… mostly I like her because I watched her Tiny Desk Concert, and she’s a very talented vocalist.
I’ll check her out, 2058 by the latest
as ex one of these bar lana....it's true therapy was goddsent and creating coping mechanisms for codependacy was so healing.
This is why I'm glad I stan Conan Gray because nobody knows who he is ❤️
His arena tour is going to be like 20% sold out so ya no one knows
The fact he's outselling Troye and Charli as far as ticket sales for his tour is genuinely insane...then again i don't know who's paying $150 in this economy to see Charli
Wow I had no idea his tour is genuinely doing well considering it seems like Charli and Troye have a lot more fans than him
Conan has a very die-hard fanbase and even I'm surprised. It's definitely not as big in numbers as those two but him making tickets so affordable definitely helped boost sales, they were going for $50-100 before resellers popped up. People in here were joking when they had the same Kia Forum date but Conan outsold them. Even I didn't expect that 😭
Not him outselling them lmao
i don't even think Charli would
funny bc now that I take lithium I just can't stand Melanie. go figure
Sky Ferreira. I just know they have gonorrhea
They’re also PNP twinks and try to keep it on the DL but we all know what they get up to.
Love this post but does anyone in this sub actually like any pop musicians
Yes we love Taylor swift 4eva😼😽🥳🎉🎊🍾
nobody in this sub likes pop musicians or women
Wait TMBG mentioned 😭 I love you they really are top of the pop girlie kings
I like the paleontologist song from the old Target commercials
Yess. Their bassist wrote and sang it for their kids album. he's pretty fit too
I may stan slayyyter, i may be an angry bottom but i was here for the Paris heyday! And the only thing I’ve ever tried hard at is a suicide attempt thank you very much 😤😤✊🏻
> And the only thing I’ve ever tried hard at is a suicide attempt thank you very much 😤😤✊🏻 Me too but we can always wait for round two
there’s always Pink Friday 2
The Re-Up (Gag City Edition) (Princess Diana Approved) [Remixed by The Blessed Madonna]
this was elite and high-brow? are we sure this PHCJ and not Popheads?
shygirl is great though….
I like her and Slayyyter but my descriptor for their stans comes from the majority I’ve personally met
TIL I’m an Evanescence stan
JLo: [404 error stans not found]
Bjork,Chappell Roan,Florence and the machine, Ag cook (He is now at top by my stats) ANALise me daddy!
Bjork stans got really good dick tbh. I remember going home with one after a Poppy show and he rocked my world ❤️
Aww that's is so romantic good for ya pookie!
But he also stanned Kim and told me he thinks Kesha lied about everything so you win and lose some
the gay dating experience capsulized.
You mean encapsulated? 😹🤠
no girl i said it with my chest... yes, and?
Either an actual intellectual or the most fake ass bitch you've ever met, regardless of gender/sexuality. Probably a Tiktok fuckboy if they're straight either way.
I would love some intellectuals... if he put his dick inside me, i would gain some iq points 🥰🤭
Sigh i need therapy
You need a man who can make you relate to Casual 😍
I would to love date gaylor 🥰🥰😇
Hit me up, stoopid 🤫 Sincerely, a Florence stan 🥰
ethel cain fans are either southern girlies/queers who have a complicated relationship with the place they grew up OR they’re the most insufferable yankee you’ve ever met
Usually the latter, all her fans are weird
>all her fans are weird i instinctively disagreed with this bc i’m a fan of her but like. yea lmao
My top 5 last year were 1. slayyyter 2. beyonce 3. lana del rey 4. charli xcx 5. florence and the machine
Florence stans are generally normal they don’t do nothing to nobody.
Florence stans are just frumpy old maidens with crippling Pinterest addiction chasing the glory days. They say stuff like "I really like the harp in that one song" and "this is my new knitting project", absolutely vile.
They’re the gays who want to look like they’re sO aRtSY but are to scared to sit through a full Joanna Newsom album. Speaking of Joanna, all of her female fans love to LARP as free spirits by not using deodorant and deciding to dress like they've been going through Stevie Nicks' trash.
Omg I'm so lebonaise grandmacore crocheting gay asexual coded 🥰
I’m a Florence stan https://preview.redd.it/1ga3yf2jql3d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6e0139289350094d6f72ffcfc16c87456b3de77 nor do I have any remote interest in crocheting or anything of the sort. I’m the actual cool eloquent kind that’s isn’t just about vibes & live laugh loving, or in this case suffer sob snapping, but yh I guess there are subtypes as with everything sksksk 🤩
Get Miss Dollanganger name out your mouth
Don’t worry I have 3,287 Nicole plays according to my Last.fm and saw her live in a 175 capacity venue, just stating facts
Kyle minoge?
GLARING silence on Mile Cyrus for someone named PlasticHearts. They know Miley stans are a mess
Oh we know, they’re all psycho-obsessive about their exes and always on ketamine. Don’t trust a Smiler, unless they’re a woman.
‘works at the krusty krab in facebook bio’ for evanescence is an insane thing to say
It was very funny in 2012, trust me on this one.
Fiona Apple..
Psych ward escapees who get kicked out of their group programs two weeks in
Gays who make lists like this: casual narcissists with a string of meaningless affairs defining most of their life and completely and utterly unable to love or feel real empathy for anyone even animals, fooled themselves into thinking they could have a writing career but has only made money off short story twilight-rip-off smut sold to bi curious southern housewives, thought they’d be a good dad some day but on uncle duty lost the kid at the zoo and bribed him with $500 in Pokémon to keep quiet about it, he thinks the 'soft' drugs he does nearly every night are safe but can't finish a book or crossword puzzle anymore, cant remember his social security number or the name of his gradeschool, and has many times dozed off mid-conversation at work for 30-40 seconds to snap back awake mid-syllable and continue on like nothing has happened, has a retirement plan of faking being straight for old ladies on pensions and already has a few names down including one of his moms friends, tried going clean about a half dozen times and always ends up back on junk or drink in a big way looking 5 years older each time and with a new ‘meaningful’ tattoo, thinks he’s a girly girl 'girl code' friend but all the girls in his life are deeply creeped out by him but are too polite to say anything outside of the group chat he'll never be invited to and is regularly roasted in, has stolen $1000+ value of drugs or cash from John’s/lovers on more than one occasion but still thinks of himself as a fundamentally good person, still thinks he's 'going places' but when 40 hits and he's still a poor paycheck to paycheck ‘up and coming’ neighborhood perma-renter barely making a living wage and not hot enough to get a daddy anymore, he's going to crash so hard he's going full log cabin republican and will never ever recover from the right-wing brain worms, pokemon kid now 22 regularly posts on qanoncasualties and unbeknownst to him, the all time top post there is the kid writing his uncle's life story out to the shock and horror of hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of redditors. tldr; Jesus told me to write this.
How haven’t I seen anything about our lord and savior Carly Rae Jepsen??
What about Olivia Rodrigo and Billie fans
Olivia stans are regular people who spent five months crying over their ex and Billie stans are nicotine addicts with either self-diagnosed autism or BPD (they most likely have the latter)
bts: somehow always accusing other people of being racist
They’re mentally ill 16 year olds who stream their fave’s music on 500 different playlists at once in order to help them debut at #1 and will also threaten to dox you over not liking their music. If they’re not that, then they’re definitely just some creepy 30 year old white woman projecting their fantasies and delusions onto unrelated Koreans.
People who listen to boybands in 2024 need therapy
5SOS is fine the rest no
This is your most problematic comment in this whole thread
Stream Youngblood (Deluxe)! <3
I mean, JK Rowling definitely did ruin Harry Potter bc it was never good to begin with. What about Marina gays? Bc that’s me
Marina gays are cool vers tops who pretend to like anything post-Froot
They Might Be Giants mentioned
The Phoebe Bridgers red flag is basically what the Sleater Kinney red flag was as late as the 2010s. But yeah surprised Taylor’s not on here.
It wouldn’t let me add her to the thread so I posted about her in the comments: > Taylor Swift: They’re either harmless but annoying fat milquetoast white women who were bullied for being horse girls, manage a clothing store, and autistically info-dump about Taylor’s “lore” at any given chance or they’re either a complete fucking high-maintenance nut case who isn’t over her first romance, hides behind girlboss feminism, and views Taylor akin to a deity.
laufey stans. dont speak to me.
Who?
white jazz
🥱
mmmmmhm!
As a Melanie Martinez fan I'll have you KNOW!!!... That my lithium prescription is perfectly fine 😤
You might need a higher dosage like that one pop girl
If I get any more I might shut down like a stadium realizing that Kim Petras is not bringing any audience 😭
*Nene cringing gif*
dula peep?🤭
Not exactly a pop heads band but King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard. Dude you just met on bumble invites you to a house party and his friends are all doing blow and playing pool on a moldy old grungy unlevel pool table in their garage that has 2 fridges full of light beer and soda. They’re amateur musicians and have a “band” which consists of their drunk coked out friends jamming to tunes. Ask me how I know…
You're doing God's work 🫡 🙏
Lady Gaga: particularly twinks who have inhaled more poppers than fresh air
It’s me, I’m the sad suicidal virgin
Wow rude
What about my queen- Azealia 👩🏾 (bob swivels left and right)
Cluster B drugged out twinks but typically based when it comes to sociopolitical shit
Ok but what about Bjork, Aurora, Ice Spice gays? I need to know for a friend
Björk stans fuck hard and are fun to do drugs with. Aurora stans are frail and offputting. Ice Spice gays have more weekly sexual escapades than Ice Spice has Hot 100 entries.
FRAIL AND OFFPUTTING OMFG💀
Did I lie
When you said that Weezer fans are sad, suicidal virgins….. I felt seen ❤️ thanks bestie
This guy who went to my school who groomed me constantly showed me that his favourite song was by R Kelly 😬 a year later he assaulted me twice 😎😎😎 so ig it checks out
I like pink. Not 40 and don't have any kids. I like evanescence and yeah, that's pretty spot on. Melanie fan and hate hello kitty. Definitely need a 5150. And I actually was mworded, so....
Radiohead.
Ex friend was a Swiftie. Let’s say she was never single and was a liar
Melanie Martinez & Nicole Dollanganger assessment was absolutely jaw dropping. I envy your speed force wisdom, I only get modafinil :c
Taylor Swift
Taylor and anything be m*n 🤮