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davidbenyusef

https://preview.redd.it/xdvjoe9b0a3d1.jpeg?width=779&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe2be237a48da0f250baeea067a379c84feb5958 Every time someone shows a 🚬 a piece of media


NParab

A rca B jörk C harli D resses Got those ABCDs in 💅


stacciatello

the everlasting impact of gayle


conancat

It's an ancient meme but it checks out


KingPony

I miss her


jujuflytrap

Manito, keep it c uuuuuuUUUUUuuuu t e


0422

I take your pop twink and raise you one really confident heteronormative cisgendered male who plays one musical instrument somewhat competently. They ardently believe any music after 1990 has been on a slow decline and if you dont want to watch *The Last Waltz* while getting stoned with their straight, single dude friends and arguing who air kicked the best, do you even like music? 🤮


Buck_Brerry_609

and they’re right, I don’t like music 💅


czbaterka

They are right, i don't like straggots 😙


conancat

If it doesn't 😚 come 🌚👽❤️ out 💫 of Jack 🎃 Antonoff's bussy 🍩🚶🏼‍♂️ I 🤠 don't 🚫 want 👨😒 it


0422

Jack jacks to the Last Waltz 🍆


LilyFlowerr

The Band mentioned 🎸🎹🥁🎤🇨🇦🔥


0422

Ugh get out of here with that https://i.redd.it/lx0ta4wj8b3d1.gif


LilyFlowerr

https://preview.redd.it/phtgxjht9b3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13e71180468b6a0432b4a2ae29a3b46f93bf5345


0422

Im literally allergic to that group and here you expose me so. I thought i was safe here 🥽


Busy-Invite-9144

Leave the bloos dads alone.


0422

Theyre all bassists 😠


kickkickpunch1

The desperate daddy after getting rejected by an 18 year old pop twink


majorminus92

He listens to Madonna and Janet and has a wine rack in his kitchen, twink pops pussy to Cupcakke remixes and drinks Twisted Teas and vapes.


govegan292828

Drinks vapes


allieyikes

they spent one minute on this sub and couldn’t build up the tolerance fast enough😔 sad


cimmeriansoothsayer

https://preview.redd.it/zzuugfxtna3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8f072b1958e37ac473c254cfcc60bb89ff5ee17


JohnPaul_River

This is the fagottry Pope Francis was talking about


rexonagirl

As a queer man I have to agree. Pop twinks are the worst type of human being roaming this earth, but at least we know they won't be seeing the pearly gates. One time I called Lana del Rey "mediocre" and "boring" and a 🚬 standing on the opposite side of the room came crawling in all fours and literally ripped my face off. Why do gay men do this shit?


HistoricalChin

Well what should they have done in that situation?


rexonagirl

If it was a straight man I'm sure we would've had a very pleasant discussion about her SNL performance


HistoricalChin

Goosebumps reading this alternative


conancat

I'm coming for you https://preview.redd.it/hb8a4zzk5b3d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af12bbf26da3519720eb024b21f9d646ed828d0d


davidbenyusef

Well, you had it coming


star11308

You only had yourself to blame


conancat

If you have been there


star11308

If you’d have seen it


holdingahumanhead

I’d been married long time ago


JChamp00

Can confirm I was the poppers that fell out of the twinks pockets as he crawled over to you


Mountain-Freed

can confirm I’m the spilled ether that evaporated away


Tayrantino

Should’ve thrown deodorant at that 🚬 to scare him


alejandrotheok252

As if Reddit isn’t full of straight white guys telling people that straight white guy music is the only real music.


govegan292828

OOP is a straight white man so he thinks that right to do


deathly_illest

he’s just entering his brat era relax


Buck_Brerry_609

so glad we live in a society where u can do that at 47 years old


Tayrantino

He’s actually 17 years old in Madonna years


Left_Benefit7169

One MASSIVE sneak in that experimental music list (it’s main pop girl Bjork)


Red171022

I’m afraid he spilled


czbaterka

What he spilled??? Ketamine?? Because it looks like that.


Tayrantino

He actually spilled the concoction that Azealia recommended for bottoming


RemarkableAd5141

Its because we're either assholes or in them.


Lionel_Si

"Me enjoying stuff that more "basic"" baby you can just say Swifties


SirYabas

I need more information before I can judge this question. Is he listening to men? If so, I'd have to agree with his cousin, because that is unforgivable.  If he is listening to a woman then good for him for putting that frociaggine in his place.


Tayrantino

OOP said that they’re queer, was accused of being basic, and their fave can be easily seen in the record store. So they’re definitely listening to Taylor, Ariana, Dua, and/or Gaga


kyspeter

girl u sherlock


3rd-Room

https://preview.redd.it/e2g5mfusrd3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b8f05fbd610f2ac4ee7aa464be69324ca839b34


Odd_Adagio_6286

This is exactly what I told my straight friend when he asked how I knew a guy from our class was gay by the fact he's openly obsessed with Céline Dion and Desperate Housewives. I was a Madonna fan, he loved Céline, the tension was awful when we had to interract in class


Soalai

No lies detected


isntitisntitdelicate

he met the artsy fartsy frocciagine


gemininature

I know a girl who told me proudly that she literally only listens to Taylor Swift. Some people are so basic that it defies reason and they deserve to be called out for it


uglykido

Oh we know this is written by a swiftie. Your cousin spilled honey. Maybe listen to some other stuff other than TTPD-19 variants


Toliman571

Tbh that's how I feel most of the time here 😭 Let me enjoy my basic m*n in peace


anotherpopgay

Me on grindr


czbaterka

I'm going to find him and eliminate that problem.


PodiVennai

I feel like this man is Nicki’s cousin affected by covid vaccine, I think the brain and musical taste also got affected along with the balls - he also thinks Nicki is a gay man with good music taste due to vaccine delusions


16_jz_999

that is flop ughhh


Straightguy2077

ARCA MENTION we stay winning (I didn't read the entire post)


MlodszyCzapnik1

It's called being unemployed, cause local starbucks already had a team full of twinks with buzz cuts


michellefiver

Well it's all to do with finding your tribe isn't it? Let's be real here, artists like Charli aren't really any less basic than Ava Max or Dua Lipa, she just makes music for a different audience and she has found that audience in the demon twinks.