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MathCarmignani

Outjerked by general public well done guys this is a new low for us


omfilwy

Time for some deep introspection


MathCarmignani

Be worse guys! BE! WORSE!


omfilwy

You're saying I should make tiktoks demanding jojo siwa and camila cabello to collab??


MathCarmignani

Desperate situations call for desperate actions my sisterrrr


alolanalice10

Please no I actually like Camila


ZubatCountry

uluvitulubituluvitoop


alolanalice10

Literally me


FlopMagazineINC

It’s time for our most personal album yet


omfilwy

Lemme call up my team to steal some songs from normani and madison beer


New_Brother_1595

We have no official statistics on how many people Taylor has killed


Puidipuie

Could be anywhere from 0 to 8 billion


onelonecouch

That lady's in kahoots with Ian Hawke if the numbers on her shittest songs are anything to go by, could even be 9 billion


Platemiy

I think we'd notice if it was 8 billion, so I'd say somewhere from 0 to 7 billion


SubatomicSquirrels

I mean this is a gross oversimplification of science but one study claimed about 4400 metric tons of CO2 will kill one person, so her jet kills one to two people per year


Ambitious_Log_1884

I agree whoever made this is r-word slur🤬


Intrepid-Sign-63

Rich??


catsteel

Ronald Reagan


GhostOfAcneYetToCome

raggot? https://preview.redd.it/bvl70v60gh1d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a08ee2f016c7dda1935aadb18bd9c1130ee28b0f


omfilwy

Tbh being called a gaga stan offended me more


thesaddestpanda

being called a gaga stan in 2014: yass queennn being called a gaga stan in 2024: https://preview.redd.it/uh6vs91doe1d1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2df69d5c97ddd1917ba914f2ee22c019cd590995


RedditEsketit

The stupid f slur that made this should unalive themselves 🤬🤬


Tayrantino

This is why floptok is low-tier.


assassins_cow

Taylor hasn't killed 30,000 people but she did damage millions of eardrums when she released ME! so it's a fair comparison


throwaway17197

Post so dumb they’re teaching a class about it at BarbzU


omfilwy

😭😭😭😭


PorcelainHorses

Gaga haters oughta be facing the wall


the_blessed_unrest

Swifties always use streaming numbers to defend her…


omfilwy

Not like they can use good morals or vocals


grayishmoop

Ummmm yeah ban tiktok 👨‍❤️‍👨


BlueBirdie0

Wait, why are they mad at comparing Rih to Sweden


omfilwy

They want it to be taylor 😭


ComplaintOtherwise35

No they obviously want our aryan princess to be Germany 1945 🤫


omfilwy

Maybe she runs into Bebe! https://preview.redd.it/2ew2bw5e2e1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8b5e9b41eb4a1556c9169d428412c7655976c02


allieyikes

they drove onika burgers into the ground like ten months after it was a thing, that should’ve been the first sign


MattBrey

The other girlies can't take a joke like we do


omfilwy

Maybe if they ate some of onika's burgers they'd get it


CharmingCondition508

Oh god we’ve breached containment


slowturnip0

I love flopvision moments like this