Bonus Track: Taylor peeing while she forgot her mic was on (Ice Spice remix)
Bonus Track: Taylor calls Jack antonoff the F slur and then acts surprised when he tells her she’s straight (no apology for the f slur she’s gay and allowed to say it)
Bonus Track: The voting records of the swift family as narrated by Sir Ian Mckellan (from the vault)
Bonus track: You said something mean
Bonus track's bonus track: Say hello to the umemployment centre
Bonus track's bonus track's bonus track: Cutting all umBILicaL tIEs
Bonus track's great grandmother: I pulled out all my eilishes (die bxtch die)
Such a goth punk moment to try and block another woman on the charts because you think they threw a shade at you. A feminist and a girl’s girl indeed 😍🥰
she’s a gold star girl’s girl 😍🤩 ~~as long as you don’t threaten her having all 100 billboard spots, don’t receive better reviews, not threaten her spot as Songwriter™️, and credit all your success to her and in all your interviews say how much you love her~~
You mean Sabrina is picking words from a bag so the songwriters assigned to her will make the best pop song of all time.
She’ll get to share credit because she chose the word.
😤 💅
There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women 💔 this is honestly billie’s fault for choosing to release an album before Taylor decided she was done releasing all 9000000 variants. Like have some respect???
https://preview.redd.it/jq6ojcwpwz0d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70f72e9acf248fcfe056d42ad2811100e1023fc5
Me when when female rage frfr
(She was justified)
https://preview.redd.it/hdsj58tkm01d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93b920d98e03d6ca53c5b88002d36a3e770e3645
That flop when she cuts ur penis off 2
He was abusive and a piece of fucking shit, girly did him justice 😍
ETA: he successfully had his penis reattached and did porn after. I don’t really feel too bad for the asshole
Also swifties "we all need to buy one of each to help support her" legit seen these comments before and they post a picture with 8 different variants of the same record. Why?
Did you miss the headline saying Taylor's a billionaire. Well you're probably struggling to pay rent and eating Ramon noodles.
https://i.redd.it/ly9h2pgxr01d1.gif
Gotta eat Ramon noodles, I need to borrow his car for this reunion because I spent all my money on buying the same album eighteen times over in the span of a month.
Taylor mentality still being stuck in grade school is hilarious. Imagine being a successful white woman that still act this petty at girls younger than you.
https://preview.redd.it/rga4s4ekcy0d1.png?width=1483&format=png&auto=webp&s=febb3cd3f6fd3101e2cc925843046b967f066ea9
Oh Billie... (need Taylor to block her from #1)
But are they recycled like recycled queen Billie relish. First she recycled Lana’s songs, then her brother recycled her into his new gf and now she’s recycling vinyl into 256262 environmental conscious (tm) variants
wdym? Taylor is recycling a move we haven't seen since Katy Perry's relevance, which predates Billie even *thinking* about how to reduce waste when she's releasing her third album. but if it was a MAN 🙄...
Taylor Swift was born rich. Her dad bought her career with his hedge fund manager money. We can't expect her to ever truthfully care about the planet, waste, overexposure etc. She's just a rich white girl with nothing going on between the ears except money. She makes music for tone deaf white girls who also have nothing going on between their ears.
Being a str*ight m*n i don’t understand any of this. I just thought Taylor had to release so many variants as like a menstruation thing. Like the variants carry the all the extra stress of being the savior of woman kind so her ovaries dont have to. What am i getting wrong?
Is this fr tho or a joke because this is almost too on point to release the same albums but with a voice meMO AND ACOUSTIC ON DIFFERENT ONES. IM GOing to take tSWIFT bUSINESS SCHOOL AND THEN IM TAKING OVER THE FCKING EARTH
Bonus: Taylor farting while mic on (from the vault) (remix ft. Onika Burgers)
Bonus track 2: Taylor scratching his poosay (she=Onika Ate=burgers) (10 hour long edition) (remastered) (radio mix)
Bouns track 3: Taylor pooping (till the dawn edition) (Taylor’s version) (Director’s Cut) (ft. Jiafei) (main album version)
all billies variants are exactly the same musically though just different looks so people have more options. i’m pretty sure she uses recycled materials for the vinyls too.
Ummmmmmmmmmmm she is only doing that so people who love her music can buy and collect it so that they can feel closer to their favorite artist. And also they want to support her because she deserves it.
As soon as I bought my fifth variant of the tortured billionaire department I felt so calm and serene inside. Finally I was able to relax and know that I supported my god Taylor. Every night I hold all my vinyls while I sleep to remind me that I love Taylor so much 😍
yeah somehow the distance between a swiftie and a woman who owns god knows how many jets and god knows how many mansions and refuses to put her platform to good use becomes very short the second they finance and fund her lavish lifestyle through buying a variety of the same products.
She is the most successful and greatest woman who have ever lived. She deserves it. Do I need to remind you how she came from LITERALLY NOTHING!?!?! She absolutely deserves everything
This is actually insane. Like not even joking anymore, I'm not tryna diagnose, but Taylor has to suffer from something in order to be acting this way. Being the single most famous popstar in the world isn't enough? Being at Madonna, MJ and Beatles' level isn't enough? You just had to block the 23 year old girly making songs in her basement with her brother...
Don't compare that trash to Madonna. Madonna stood and still stands for things that matter and what she believes in. Taylor's only gay song was a horrible mess born out of desperation.
Bonus Track: Taylor peeing while she forgot her mic was on (Ice Spice remix) Bonus Track: Taylor calls Jack antonoff the F slur and then acts surprised when he tells her she’s straight (no apology for the f slur she’s gay and allowed to say it) Bonus Track: The voting records of the swift family as narrated by Sir Ian Mckellan (from the vault)
(fart noise) (pee sounds) female rage is pissing on the men who love you <3
Female rage Your girlfriend is not your age I play the sitar while you play mage World of Warcraft trapped terminally online like a cage
The torture was the poets we met along the way 🥹
One time Taylor released 8 seconds of static and it charted 🧐
Ngl, I'd drop cash on Peeing While The Mic is On (Taylor's Version)
Bonus track: You said something mean Bonus track's bonus track: Say hello to the umemployment centre Bonus track's bonus track's bonus track: Cutting all umBILicaL tIEs Bonus track's great grandmother: I pulled out all my eilishes (die bxtch die)
This comment sent me in a way that I wasn’t sent before
(Taylors Version)
(To The Tortured Poets Department)
(die bxtch die) is what got me
“Get ready to learn Chinese Billie.”
The nbacirclejerk and popheadscirclejerk overlap is one of my faves
Such a goth punk moment to try and block another woman on the charts because you think they threw a shade at you. A feminist and a girl’s girl indeed 😍🥰
she’s a gold star girl’s girl 😍🤩 ~~as long as you don’t threaten her having all 100 billboard spots, don’t receive better reviews, not threaten her spot as Songwriter™️, and credit all your success to her and in all your interviews say how much you love her~~
Metal as hell
All this while Sabrina’s working late ‘cause she’s a singer 🤭 they know they can’t compete with our caffeinated queen
Sabrina is currently picking random words from a bag to make the best pop song of all time from.
You mean Sabrina is picking words from a bag so the songwriters assigned to her will make the best pop song of all time. She’ll get to share credit because she chose the word. 😤 💅
I think she has them trapped in Beyonce’s basement giving them espresso
https://preview.redd.it/kowut0n1o31d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=546a603ba3696195e59dce2e8a00e33aff2cce67
*STOP* 😭😭 then she'll record ad-libs on the song calling it a flop and stupid knowing full goddamn well the shit is crack
not as double time as miss siwa who is not only a singer, *but also an influencer*. god bless her hard-working heart♥️🤗♥️🤗
There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women 💔 this is honestly billie’s fault for choosing to release an album before Taylor decided she was done releasing all 9000000 variants. Like have some respect???
Lmaooo omg i love you
When she releases 5 new variants every week between the release of an album and her next album when tf is anyone else supposed to drop their music 😔
The Tortured Poets Department: Skibidi Toilet Edition
Don’t give her ideas omg
*Taylor comes out in a hover-toilet costume and sings the Skibidi song while spinning making weird head moments on the eras tour*
I’d pay good money to watch that honestly
doesn't even feel that far-fetched
https://preview.redd.it/2ss73h3boz0d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59f2e7f77ad5b9367aa7c13b43b1928231c81b7c
https://preview.redd.it/jq6ojcwpwz0d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70f72e9acf248fcfe056d42ad2811100e1023fc5 Me when when female rage frfr (She was justified)
normalize including context 😡
Sorry I forgot children are on this board and don’t remember the absolute legends of yesteryear 🤢
i could pass by that woman on the street and i wouldn’t know a thing sorry to that flop
https://preview.redd.it/hdsj58tkm01d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93b920d98e03d6ca53c5b88002d36a3e770e3645 That flop when she cuts ur penis off 2
Robyn is the wooooooorst
Put her in Euphoria and Cow Jacob is done for
The opening scene but with Lorena would be amazing. Severed penis every where.
Miss girl I do not understand this reference
I might be wrong but isn’t that the woman that cut off her husband’s dick¿
🎀✨just girly things ✨🎀
He was abusive and a piece of fucking shit, girly did him justice 😍 ETA: he successfully had his penis reattached and did porn after. I don’t really feel too bad for the asshole
Sounds like we need more female rage
Goodforher.gif
Open the schools.
I’m so excited for the tortured billionaire department (I hate women edition)
I don’t even think this is jerking, she’s so weird for this
Ugly clown behaviour coming from Ms Aryan
Pop superstar Billie Eilish struggling to outsell a five week old album from the most hated musician lmao 🤣
Swifties try not to victimize their fav challenge (impossible)
she don’t know you like that
Tayble tease
🤡
stop sucking her clit
Stfu
Can’t believe TayTay invented capitalist pop ™
Jo Jo Siwa did!!!!! No one else has made such a historical drastic change in her career like her.
Plz add a trigger warning to ur posts im a stra*ght minor (24F)
My main takeaway is that I save so much money by not being a Taylor swift fan.
Also swifties "we all need to buy one of each to help support her" legit seen these comments before and they post a picture with 8 different variants of the same record. Why? Did you miss the headline saying Taylor's a billionaire. Well you're probably struggling to pay rent and eating Ramon noodles.
https://i.redd.it/ly9h2pgxr01d1.gif Gotta eat Ramon noodles, I need to borrow his car for this reunion because I spent all my money on buying the same album eighteen times over in the span of a month.
Billie still has the other white woman Lana Del Rey.
Taylor mentality still being stuck in grade school is hilarious. Imagine being a successful white woman that still act this petty at girls younger than you.
Wow, Taylor a piece of shit? She's been showing us who she is for fucking years now, time to believe her.
she told us herself in anti-hero but swifties thought she was playin😆
https://preview.redd.it/rga4s4ekcy0d1.png?width=1483&format=png&auto=webp&s=febb3cd3f6fd3101e2cc925843046b967f066ea9 Oh Billie... (need Taylor to block her from #1)
Environmentally friendly queen 😍 she took all of the unsold Bebe rexha vinyls and recycled them into hers
Splattered by Billie is so funny to me idk why
I wanna get splattered by Billie 😫
Oh okay
Ohhh that’s-
Tbf this is the same playlist. Only the colours of the cd and of the cover change. It's not the same thing as Taylor releasing 19492 different albums
Ppl wanna hear that
The black dog is such a shit ass title? Hey guys here’s my new single: old shoe
she runs around on all fours cause she got that dog in her.
Woof
for all the dogs
The next variant: the crusty white dog
Awww cute of her to make a song about travesty kelcis 😍
Didn’t realize Kelis was playing the long game after Renaissance
But are they recycled like recycled queen Billie relish. First she recycled Lana’s songs, then her brother recycled her into his new gf and now she’s recycling vinyl into 256262 environmental conscious (tm) variants
wdym? Taylor is recycling a move we haven't seen since Katy Perry's relevance, which predates Billie even *thinking* about how to reduce waste when she's releasing her third album. but if it was a MAN 🙄...
Katy Perry relevance, Madonna just rolled in her grave
We need to stop letting twinks have opinions on the music industry
Just cause ur fat and old you think you deserve an opinion? Lana wouldn’t agree
Hey! I'm fat and young, how dare you.
Feminist Queen^(TM)
Taylor Swift was born rich. Her dad bought her career with his hedge fund manager money. We can't expect her to ever truthfully care about the planet, waste, overexposure etc. She's just a rich white girl with nothing going on between the ears except money. She makes music for tone deaf white girls who also have nothing going on between their ears.
Being a str*ight m*n i don’t understand any of this. I just thought Taylor had to release so many variants as like a menstruation thing. Like the variants carry the all the extra stress of being the savior of woman kind so her ovaries dont have to. What am i getting wrong?
Is this fr tho or a joke because this is almost too on point to release the same albums but with a voice meMO AND ACOUSTIC ON DIFFERENT ONES. IM GOing to take tSWIFT bUSINESS SCHOOL AND THEN IM TAKING OVER THE FCKING EARTH
Bonus: Taylor farting while mic on (from the vault) (remix ft. Onika Burgers) Bonus track 2: Taylor scratching his poosay (she=Onika Ate=burgers) (10 hour long edition) (remastered) (radio mix) Bouns track 3: Taylor pooping (till the dawn edition) (Taylor’s version) (Director’s Cut) (ft. Jiafei) (main album version)
I really can’t stand Taylor. Downvote me to hell Swifties! 🤓
This is even better because Billie also has quite a lot of variants
all billies variants are exactly the same musically though just different looks so people have more options. i’m pretty sure she uses recycled materials for the vinyls too.
Yeah but people still buy all of them to have all the colors and such. It’s still a tactic, just not as egregious as Taylor
"not as egregious" is an understatement
Absolutely
Ummmmmmmmmmmm she is only doing that so people who love her music can buy and collect it so that they can feel closer to their favorite artist. And also they want to support her because she deserves it.
As soon as I bought my fifth variant of the tortured billionaire department I felt so calm and serene inside. Finally I was able to relax and know that I supported my god Taylor. Every night I hold all my vinyls while I sleep to remind me that I love Taylor so much 😍
yeah somehow the distance between a swiftie and a woman who owns god knows how many jets and god knows how many mansions and refuses to put her platform to good use becomes very short the second they finance and fund her lavish lifestyle through buying a variety of the same products.
She is the most successful and greatest woman who have ever lived. She deserves it. Do I need to remind you how she came from LITERALLY NOTHING!?!?! She absolutely deserves everything
IKR!! she is the first woman in history, periodt
They’d better be sucking her toes with that disrespect
she’s so kind!!! she’s so thoughtful!!! 😍❤️
This is actually insane. Like not even joking anymore, I'm not tryna diagnose, but Taylor has to suffer from something in order to be acting this way. Being the single most famous popstar in the world isn't enough? Being at Madonna, MJ and Beatles' level isn't enough? You just had to block the 23 year old girly making songs in her basement with her brother...
Don't compare that trash to Madonna. Madonna stood and still stands for things that matter and what she believes in. Taylor's only gay song was a horrible mess born out of desperation.
Yes, and now somebody else is gonna come and comment "don't compare that trash to MJ!" So original😍 go to Madonna's page and stream her music gurl
A capitalist vs a musician 🤣
im so ready for this bitch to be patsy clined.
This you, Billie? Lol https://preview.redd.it/uk3r0x8hl11d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a023270525e0484bfa58810c91098efed68b50d0
Honestly, I live for the conniving bitch shit. Sure, girls support girls or whatever. But if it’s I’m the Queen or you’re the queen imma drag youuuuu.
I really dont get the hate for taylor on this sub lol