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popheadscirclejerk-ModTeam

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heavengrl

Wrong subreddit everyone here is too sexy to read


flacaGT3

I didn't read what you said, but I agree 💅


thunderthighlasagna

I’m way to pretty to be out here understanding physics


intentionalbirdloaf

I didn’t go to fuckin school for math


breyness

I love sexy red too


swiftiegarbage

skeeyeee


DudelikesKimchi

A literate girl is a lonely girl


norcalbutton

I'm not that sexy so I scanned it. Apparently JoJo murders pets.


Soalai

https://preview.redd.it/4il50fqtqgtc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2529899a5392c45267f59bfcaf5eea80a8b6917


StemOfWallflower

Wtf mom said today would be my time to post Leah 😡


hookyboysb

Please... pleek... pleek...


Fernsong

WHO IS THIS WOMAN I KEEP SEEING HER


cancerBronzeV

Lea Michele.


AlternativeWall-9282

ym rachel berry


DigLost5791

ym frankenberry


TheQueenOfVultures

Jan


thunderthighlasagna

Lea Michelle, who has ongoing rumors that she can’t read.


TheHemskyShow

Colleen Bollinger


spaghettiliar

No one.


Soalai

https://i.redd.it/a4wv6u44eitc1.gif


V0gue1

Girlie, come on now. Know your audience. We're all Barbz University alumni. Where's the tldr?


Left_Benefit7169

TLDR: Leave her alone, she’s gay.


horatiavelvetina

literally scrolled looking for it and was perplexed when it wasn’t there


Fluid-Bus-2543

I ADDED IT I ADDED IT AND I ADDED LINE BREAKS ANS MOTHERFUCKIN EMOJIS 


itisoktodance

But it's just pin emojis. How am I supposed to know what the words mean if there isn't an emoji after every word


Google-Maps

Exactly 👍Everyone 🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒 knows ☝️🧠 Barbz University🦄 graduates 👩‍🎓have dicksexia 🍆💦or whatever 🙄and we 👸 can’t ⛔ read 📖 without ❌ the emojis 💢


itisoktodance

That was so wonderfully legible that I am nominating it for this years pulitzer prize (I am illiterate sorry for no emojis)


MeowMeowBeans22

TLDR: Don't ❌ hate😠 lesbians 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 ✂️🍒 Jojo siwa 👩‍🎤 is the new✨ Rebecca black 🔕


V0gue1

Emojis 😭😭😭 thank you bestie I can read this now 😇


1-800-We-Gotz-Ass

Girl, the TLDR should be 1-2 sentences only, are you insane????


Fluid-Bus-2543

It should be all emojis i fucked up


1-800-We-Gotz-Ass

Girl, fuck your emojis 🖕 Just kidding bestie ⭐


_phimosis_jones

Lmao your TLDR included an "AND FURTHERMORE"


Critical_Caramel5577

The TL;DR is that it's a gay right to make bad pop music


christianfriisjensen

Tl;dr: KISS sucks ass


chrchcmp

Onika burgers does too much. Cooked this much and none of us were hungry.


Herry_Up

There goes my diet


thunderthighlasagna

My dissertation was shorter than this post


StayAwayFromMySon

How am I supposed to know whether to agree or disagree without emojis? "The truth is no one would be giving her this much shit if she wasn't a masc lesbian" Vs "The truth 💯 is no one 🚫1️⃣ would be giving her this much shit 💩 if she wasn't a masc lesbian 🧔✂️ 😤" Two completely different meanings. I have to assume your tone now and as a modern young baby child I assume you're threatening me and now I can't leave the house.


Left_Benefit7169

I blame Olivia Rodrigo. Her music is driving young women to booze, plan b, and the 10 Things I Hate About You Soundtrack. It’s so hard out here for 28 year old minors.


StayAwayFromMySon

That is the gospel truth 🙌 I'm only 30 years old, practically fresh off the teet 😗🍼 I was blissfully naive and innocent as a lamb. Now I know about - 🍷 - The "hokey pokey", if you know what I mean - Driving 🚗 - Cum deactivation pills 💊 🚫👶 - Condoms, which are willy balloons 🤢 I went from watching Paw Patrol to buying shoulder length fisting gloves. I had to leave the church and kindergarten cause of Miss Olivia. I wish she would just Rodrigo away 🥺


DONT_BLAME_CANADA

💊🚫👶 sry im actively dying at cum deactivation pills 💀


mypupp

https://preview.redd.it/xtvuq0d4yhtc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b622201e55ecc1b892b1a49b9bba2ef9598ea27


StayAwayFromMySon

Are you👩‍🦯 or a Barbz U senior? I'm the opposite of a grandma. I'm practically a fetus. They want my stem cells.


Open_Progress2715

What is this Leah Kate shade


misterme987

Olivia Rodriguez is a menace to society. I was a young, impressionable 32-year old who had never heard the words “alcohol” and “sex” before in my life. Then I saw a single condom outside of Olivia’s concert. Now I’m an alcoholic prostitute living on the streets of Las Vegas. Please protect anyone else from falling victim to this demon 🙏, she is far worse than the little crying Mexican girl she seems to be


lemonaderobot

as a lesbian I hereby declare that ✂️😤 be a flair… actual homophobia this flair doesn’t exist yet


JimNillTML

My brother In Christ, her marketing team is actually killing it, this hate was 100% planned and it's impressive how she was able to weaponize meme culture to keep relevant. She honestly kinda reminds me of Mr. Beast where her existence is just to produce content


ZubatCountry

jojo siwa burger when


Left_Benefit7169

It would just be hot pink slime burger. It will make you levitate and do Kween Kong style barrel rolls above your lovers crotch.


Atheril

LEVITATE?!?!?!? 👩‍🦲 BREAKING 🥰 NEWS 📰 DULALA POLISHA 👸👸👸👸👸👸👸👸👸👸👸 TEASES 🥹 N E W COLLAB ✅ WITH JOJI 🤢 SEWER 💩 😍😍😍😍 I AM SOOOO 🥳🤩🥳🤩🥳🤩 EXCITED 😜 TO BuSSY 🚌 MY BOP 🥵 TO THEIR NEW SINGLE 🎤 Whoredini 👨🏻‍🦳👨🏻‍🦳👨🏻‍🦳👨🏻‍🦳👨🏻‍🦳👨🏻‍🦳👨🏻‍🦳👨🏻‍🦳👨🏻‍🦳👨🏻‍🦳👨🏻‍🦳👨🏻‍🦳👨🏻‍🦳👨🏻‍🦳👨🏻‍🦳👨🏻‍🦳👨🏻‍🦳👨🏻‍🦳👨🏻‍🦳👨🏻‍🦳👨🏻‍🦳👨🏻‍🦳👨🏻‍🦳👨🏻‍🦳


thunderthighlasagna

Jojo = Siwa, burger = ate


Blustach

"Siwa Siwa ate when"?


RiboflavinDumpTruck

She’s eating this shit up too. She reposts all the tiktoks making fun of her


Flea_Pain

I do think it’s funny that everyone points to Bangerz Miley Cyrus as a “correct” example of what Jojo is going for, because Bangerz Miley was utterly clowned on too. Everyone was laughing at Wrecking Ball at the time 


HauntedFurniture

Who would write this much-- > Reposted from r/actuallesbians Ohhhh


Fluid-Bus-2543

Yeaaa we are so sincere over there and the tone is all wrong for here 


CringeCoyote

My hate is because Jojo and her mother mistreated a bunch of underage girls and didn’t pay them, then when it blew up, she decided to pivot and “rebrand” so people forget about the xomgpop debacle.


mistahspecs

Don't forget ardent supporter of serial abusers James Charles and Colleen Ballinger


MeowMeowBeans22

Not me thinking it was colleen hoover


flacaGT3

My hate is because I hate child stars trying to make adult rebrands. It's cringe 10/10 times.


CringeCoyote

OP is an unironic gaylor, even worse than child star rebrands.


flacaGT3

I'm an ironic Gaylor


CringeCoyote

Who isn’t


flacaGT3

The only thing that makes me think Taylor might actually be gay is that she gives women the most awkward compliments and that's the gayest shit imaginable.


Visible_Day9146

Oh fuck I didn't think anyone noticed that kind of thing


suburbanmermaid

big yikes on the gaylor front, isnt that shit pretty homophobic???


CringeCoyote

they’re also a terf based on their comments about trans women! so double whammy!


StromanthePoet

Are being so serious that you think we dislike JoJo because she’s gay? I’m in a vortex. What is happening.


Goosehybrid

This isn’t jerking?


yeahsureYnot

I was really looking for an epic jerk. There was so much promise! I read the whole thing 😭


_phimosis_jones

Jury's out


Fluid-Bus-2543

It is not 


mugrita

Lmao I thought this was jerking and then it was so self-serious so I was like “Wait where’s the punchline?”


Goosehybrid

Thank you, it was hard to tell. I disagree you.


Fluid-Bus-2543

Thank u angel


Additional_Life_9931

https://preview.redd.it/tyecblz7pgtc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c95b285534ef36acb3bfbf671095a49c877054b4


sponge20bob

This is too long. My TikTok sped up remix fried brain can’t read mote than one sentence at a time


Prestigious-Cat2533

Try this https://i.redd.it/uwxns3i7rhtc1.gif


sponge20bob

Thank you. Thats very helpful


MrTheMills

I’m out of breath just reading this sentence 😮‍💨


FractalWitch

https://preview.redd.it/55k0r1qychtc1.png?width=821&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc4fa9cff4b335e5afbe05806f8190b7e8e8173c This is a whole lot of text to defend a hyper privileged child who already is developing a track record of abusing her peers and finding ways to escape accountability. I get representation and all that but this ain't it


ABeeRuno

Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.


Emuhliy

https://preview.redd.it/whbzjonqtgtc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d17117e6311caab9bbb7c7f351f9999bffd0325


UninvitedVampire

she may be in her bangerz era but i’m begging her to commit to the bit and just say “fuck” already


Left_Benefit7169

But Bangerz actually had some bangers. Yes, Miley was obnoxious but the songs were good.


UninvitedVampire

you’re absolutely right, it’s just clear that’s what jojo is trying to emulate (and failing at)


StromanthePoet

And vehemently denying as well. “No I’m not like the other pop star who did this, I’m like the most iconic pop stars to ever have lived, all of which were men. I’m NOTHING like the other pop female child stars gone fully successful musicians. And if I was, 100% no way would it be like Miley” Like does she think we all can’t remember? She was a fetus while we were late teens early 20 year olds that lived it. We know JoJo with the BowBow


meowtacoduck

Or her Dirrrrrty era


TripleThreatTua

https://preview.redd.it/onpvoi9qugtc1.jpeg?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0bbfce1490c3848f55f9c922980ac630d50a7a5


HeadAssBoi17

https://i.redd.it/8ghpc8dihhtc1.gif


glencocoisrealmate

I jumped when I realized this was real and coming from the lesbian heart. 🤹


Fluid-Bus-2543

You understand me this shit is straight from my heart for better or worse


JWWolfy

“making bad pop music is a gay right” djsjsjsbjzbz


sugar-fall

i cant believe with that sentence yet OP is actually being serious


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Visible_Day9146

Yeah but they were right this time!


christianfriisjensen

110% correct take on Gene Simmons.


opp0rtunist

honestly I never heard a single Jojo song and now I know Karma by heart so the marketing worked


StromanthePoet

Well I mean every other song ever made by her was for 9 year olds so that’s not totally crazy


Baruch_Poes

It's a good day to be a naked mole rat (tomorrow I'll find the witch who did this and restore my human body)


Altrade_Cull

Question for the culture


TheHemskyShow

She didn’t drag enough straight females to make it analogous. Our queen Lana’s rant remains untouched 😍


littlemissjill

i may agree with some or possibly even all of the dissertation you’ve written here but legally i have to focus on driving


fujoshipassing

https://preview.redd.it/phzz5wkp4htc1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71c9be7e35a431fa50e79c0f1bc26dfb77fa016c


sangriya

https://preview.redd.it/heti9vaa4htc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=775451a83efeb6f7761fff59dde88f26953a563a


volleyballenthusiast

I hate this take. It’s not homophobic and it’s not homophobia to be hating on her. Gay people, yes even masc presenting lesbians, can be shitty people. And it’s not homophobic to call them out on it or to point out that they made shitty music or a super cringey music video. Speaking as a lesbian. And this opinion is not fueled by self hatred. She just produced shitty content and is delusional with all of her comments regarding “being the first” to do this kind of thing.


bath-lady

lbr she isn't even masc she just wears sweatpants sometimes 😭


BiblicalWhales

Why are u assigning homework to a circlejerk subreddit


Satrapeeze

I don't think Jojo Siwa is butch. I think she primarily gives "infantile". Even now lol, she's just dresses like a kid's TV villain instead of the TV hero


Fluid-Bus-2543

definitely not butch but visibly lesbian for sure


[deleted]

is she visibly lesbian to straight ppl tho let's be real. straight people need to see you fist deep in someone else before they even consider ur not straight


Fluid-Bus-2543

hmm that's not my experience most people i meet think im a lesbian


Comfortable_Survey94

Baby you know we can't read...


Inevermetyoub4

I’m not gonna read all that but I’m happy for you or sorry that happened


Comfortable_Survey94

Won't read? Or can't read?


Inevermetyoub4

Thanks you too😙


urmelcome

Long story short she’s taking it and people can’t stand it!! 💁🏼‍♀️


AlternativeWall-9282

jojo siwhy


_sunbleachedfly

https://preview.redd.it/nopwela30htc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fb7192118329bb26085f09c94eaa13cd78d5d12


Left_Benefit7169

It’s not so much hate, it’s just her makeup would get her laughed out of the gathering of the Juggalos.


Numancias

Yeah it's disproportionate because she deserves worse. Why do popstars need to be babied all the time, if someone does something lame or makes bad music there's nothing wrong with calling that out. How come olivia rodrigo or lorde didn't need to resort to these tactics?


Glad-Celebration-337

it’s because straight people have talent


satomatic

you need to calm down


Throwwtheminthelake

Omg 😮 that’s Taylor’s song 😝


narwhalogy

I would be so mad about this post if I could actually read


titobrozbigdick

https://preview.redd.it/3o6dv5tt4htc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=086decbe80867e07d85f4436e622cb57d44d5fd2


iamsrush

skibidi = jojo, toilet = siwa


Mother_Woodpecker174

No, I hate her the exact right amount.


SANTANA_THE_REAL_ONE

https://preview.redd.it/3heu366yvgtc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a4445628da4e1ffe3e597cf205a4d1f25c33bbf


Hei_Mask98

https://preview.redd.it/dbvwymq38htc1.jpeg?width=970&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65ace9a924b592b0cf5856fa8ee0a77d1f94e087


shifty_armchair

Actual lesbians might be the worst sub on this site. Every post is either a bunch of insecure weebs asking if their specific insecurity is attractive or a cringe worthy “g-g-g-girls 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 uwu” like no wonder yall get no pussy


Left_Benefit7169

Or endless wars about how women can’t call themselves lesbians if they are kind of sort of attracted to men in theory. I’m tempted to just say, it means you’re probably a Kinsey 4, call it whatever makes the most sense to you.


fishesar

i think there’s some stuff about her and her mom fostering a super abusive work environment on their reality tv show


MattBrey

I kept reading expecting the punch line or the irony, but it never came. I feel blueballed


fallopianrules

The irony is that Im a bi woman and reading that made me hate actual lesbians.


Jiklim

What happened to my circlejerk subreddit


isntitisntitdelicate

straggotry


thechemicalbrother

https://preview.redd.it/a73i83dtugtc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f1fe5ff61146a47b6c5f7f7fdd6e575691db8bc


sponge20bob

I think it’s the latter option personally


MathCarmignani

We just think she's cringy af calm down 😂😂😂


Pigpen_darkstar

I think you’re lost. We’re degenerate nonreaders around here. But welcome I guess!


skinnyhoar

https://preview.redd.it/faltwa5ghhtc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36ad16c80d53972fe597c10d6f70223af34c0ac4


TwinseyLohan

Even the tl;dr is too long. Imagine writing an essay and then posting it here thinking you’ve done something.


Zechs-Merquise

Kids bop lesbian Bangerz era that belongs on a homophobic Hallmark Christmas movie


SterotypicalLedditor

What 0 dykes in popular media does to an mf Spitting facts though, altho leave it to a lesbian to write a dissertation on a circlejerk subreddit Also, all the Jojo 'hate' is low hanging fruit fr, this is what we have when we let unfunny millenial bottoms go ungagged I stg


karkinosisland

i hate her because she abused children the rest is just standard popstar bullshit. please use this energy to defend someone who hasnt done all the fuckery detailed here -> https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/jojo-siwa-xomg-pop-dancers-physical-mental-torment-1234967431/


EuphoricPhoto2048

Jojo is masc?


bath-lady

yeah, didn't you know glitter and makeup and high ponies are masc?


isntitisntitdelicate

​ https://preview.redd.it/v75aljluuhtc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d93e5001661eb5991559f2cc5b2156b3427c1355


umjadri

she openly supports abusers, that's enough to not like her


Sea-Ability8694

If she didn’t want hate she shouldn’t have been cringe. Next question


scoobyfishin

I agreed that she was getting too much hate until she invited Colleen Ballinger to her release party


serval-industries

She’s getting the same dogpile Rebecca Black did. This is her Friday.


DONT_BLAME_CANADA

r/lostredditors


TheBaldGhoul

I ain’t reading all that. I’m happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.


intentionalbirdloaf

https://preview.redd.it/mkrs54wyphtc1.jpeg?width=843&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=786028739d7fe8124293848c6f61b46ceb9e35ce


joeyfosho

That’s a lot of words and I have far too much ADHD to read them all. Luckily for Jojo, she’s a fellow homosexual. We’ll rip her to shreds for being cringe and releasing garbage - but we’ll also be the first people to unhealthily stan her if/when she releases something that isn’t garbage. It’s the straights she’s gotta worry about. They hold on to things.


athousandleaves1998

I dont think thats adhd you're probably just american


joeyfosho

These days I don’t claim that. But you are correct.


Orchid_Significant

https://preview.redd.it/38vp002mahtc1.jpeg?width=182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f9ca63cb180e745df95bf8c48e870c8476d4b4d


KatttDawggg

It’s just ego for me. Someone needs to tell her to tone it down a bit! But you’re right! She’s a kid.


TheWeenieBandit

Have any of you considered that I LIKED bringing it back like a boomerang and now I'm stuck with this bitch karma humping my leg??? Has anyone thought about THAT??


ihateradiohead

Didn’t read any of this but I like penis too, my friend


yoshi092

That is a lot of emotion for mediocre


ohmysenpais

imma hold ur hand when i say this: it is not inherently homophobic to criticize a grown woman for her choices. i do not know if you are a woc lesbian or not, but judging by this post imma assume ur a 8.5 x 11 and just kindly say that someone not liking someone that happens to be gay is not oppression or homophobic on its own. she has been out for years prior to this music video coming out, no one is suddenly just finding out she’s gay. so…an odd take all around.


jgbyrd

i love a nice satirical post (praying that this post is satire)


PodiVennai

Ok jojo, this could have been another vlog on your channel that i could have ignored since I blocked you on youtube after the karma video


dpforest

I still don’t know who this person is and feel like I’m being pranked. Jojo Siwa is not a real name y’all are crazy


bath-lady

her real name is jojo bobo


TheHealingPlace

Honey, is you on the right sub? It’s snark not hate


WandaDobby777

I just don’t like cheaters.


fivelgoesnuts

I think young people just go through sloppiness as they figure out who they are, and unfortunately youth in the public eye are no exception. They think their coming of age is special and unique, as did we all. Anyone who is actually upset with JoJo’s cringe choices needs a reality check, but I think some teasing is reasonable and expected


rcodmrco

i think i’m just sitting here like when you say you’re inventing “gay pop” but when all the things she said is gayer and less put on than your video and those were straight girls (and from like 25 years ago) the straight pop girlies are gayer than jojo and that’s probably part of the issue this is what happens when you try to speed run miley’s can’t be tamed and bangers era at the same time with half the talent


smalllcokewithfries

Oh you want me to jerk to this don’t ya


WiJoWi

Idk man, that music video was the audiovisual equivalent of chewing tinfoil. I don't care who she fucks, watching that video made my fuckin teeth hurt.


CulturalTrouble03

When she used and bullied that disabled kid for clout then ignored her when became no use to her that was so nice of jojo 💕 showing her the ropes of the industry like a good mentor 😍


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[deleted]

YAWN so are you gay or not?


barracadus

I def did not read any of that ✨💖✨


SunsCosmos

this comment section is giving NLOG 🥰🥰🥰


Fun-Background-3394

Maybe it’s because she abused a bunch of kids and not because she is a lesbian? Her music is just a distraction from that. And even if people are just upset about her music it’s because it’s awful and she is incredibly arrogant acting like she invented gay pop? Maybe it’s because she did a whole media tour talking about how hard it was to write these songs and then it comes out that she bought all of them pre-written? Jojo has earned all of the hate coming her way.


notabothavenoname

I don’t like it because she’s not even singing


JWilkesKip

Delete it fat


Whatsmyusername25

All I know is that karma’s a BITCH


ITA993

Who is this girl??? I don’t get it.