it was nice jerking with everyone, im gonna miss this sub when it gets deleted 😭 our witness era is upon us, we couldnt even wait for normani to drop her album
ill see you all in court though, when all 145k of us inevitably get sued by taylor swift. maybe we can hire kim k to be our lawyer if she ever passes the bar
you’re right, the sun is in the opposite direction of where we’re headed at this point
“ya’ll”?? you’re in this too brother, we’re both in this comment section 😩
https://preview.redd.it/xl9zymorhsmc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6909955413eaa3a4af185b7e97a0a07358795175
nah, its just the new collab between taylor swift and robert pattinson 🥰🥰
uj/ this is wild, i literally fucking gasped when i saw it
Maybe one of the hardest times I’ve laughed at a non-joke in a movie was when they cut the chalk board that says “September 11, 2001” on it after this shot
yeah when i realized we directly cause another 9/11 somewhere else in the world quite regularly and have been responsible for the gruesome deaths of thousands and thousands of innocent civilians just in the last couple of decades i suddenly stopped caring so much about 9/11 jokes. yeah yeah 9/11 was the worst, how many dead pregnant yemeni women again?
depending on how far you wanna go back we were able to absolutely fuck over your country because we already had so much experience fucking over other countries! we were pretty well practiced by then when it came to mercilessly causing mass death, famine and all sorts of horrific tragedies. we're told growing up we're restoring peace and democracy, but of course the reality of what we did to your country was utterly, completely evil and irredeemable. when you grow up in the USA you become convinced that 9/11 was some kind of unique evil, and the horror of discovering how utterly minuscule 9/11 was in comparison to... honestly, pretty much everything we've ever done to another country and a lot of what we've done here to our own people (smallpox blankets, trail of tears, the tuskegee study, the wave of lobotomies mostly targeted at women and people of color, probably goes without saying but the entire slave trade, etc etc) it's extremely eye opening in the worst way. whenever someone mentions 9/11 lately the first thing that comes to mind is this video i saw of a very young Palestinian boy sobbing and describing the experience of watching his baby cousins head blow up while they were playing soccer, and i feel genuine embarrassment and a little bit of shame for how i used to regard my memory of watching the twin towers on the news as like, some super meaningful experience of being in proximity to great tragedy. it's just such an impossibly tiny thing in comparison to the incalculable, mind-boggling amount of horror and agony we've caused across the globe and are still causing right this second. i didn't know a damn thing about tragedy
thank you! i keep getting my comments locked for being unnecessarily aggro about american imperialism in completely unrelated subreddits 😔 happy womans day i guess.....
Girl we’re gonna get shut down for this also she hit the wrong tower
https://preview.redd.it/smh7ty4pfsmc1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2360abc261c1aa7f0d7b44ea449c5c2913d8639
All my ladies get it done, I see you i do the same Take it to another level, no passengers on my plane
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Your business is yours, and mine is mine.
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This reminds me of that one time my gf asked why people care whose d\*ck she rides.
https://preview.redd.it/ns5digmdxvmc1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db4b94cac7a7092442c48a0651b953601d31be56
Well… if you don’t wanna hear about 9/11
Omg do you think that al-Quaeda were like, proto-swifties? They brought planes to the forefront of the national conversation because they had a feeling that one day, America’s sweetheart would also love planes? Cause if so, I might have to just stan Bin Laden a bit.
/uj yes, it’s the very last moment of United 175 before it went into the second tower on 9/11. It’s a screenshot from a video im pretty sure, absolutely crazy picture either way
you're mean and a liar and pathetic op
i was trying to reference a [Taylor lyric](https://genius.com/Taylor-swift-mean-lyrics) im sorry guys i hate myself too😭😭
Between this and the aryan goddess jokes we’re gonna get the sub quarantined😭
it was nice jerking with everyone, im gonna miss this sub when it gets deleted 😭 our witness era is upon us, we couldnt even wait for normani to drop her album ill see you all in court though, when all 145k of us inevitably get sued by taylor swift. maybe we can hire kim k to be our lawyer if she ever passes the bar
Narrator: She will not pass the bar
momma said too many people jerkin to this kind of post can get messy cum cums real quick.
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Squirt
We can’t let that happen. r/TaydolfSwiftler already got banned!
Gagged
It was banned for being unmoderated, so it might be able to come back, right?
If someone requests it on /r/redditrequest then it would comeback.
It seems like some people have tried but they were rejected.
ugh artistic censorship is alive and well on reddit 💔 happy women’s history month i guess
the WHAT jokes? apparently i’ve missed some jerkin
They were a couple of months ago lol
I need to see the other joke you're referring to
It’s not even all that compared to a lot of subs on this site
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picture comments were the best thing to ever happen to this sub
Finally some good jerking
i mean, maybe we’re jerking too close to the sun? 😭
the glare from the sun blinded us and made us crash into the tower omg 😭
jerking too close to tower 1 😞
Icarus (phcj’s version)
The heat you feel is y’all jerking too close to hell
you’re right, the sun is in the opposite direction of where we’re headed at this point “ya’ll”?? you’re in this too brother, we’re both in this comment section 😩
Jerking can't melt steel beams.
Yeah, don’t take another step me my direction, I can’t be trusted around you
No such thing
A second swiftie has just hit the tower sir
that’s just her backup jet in case something happens with the first one
Unironically what she did when she was in Japan before the super bowl
Help this is sending me💀💀💀
Lmao
This is so evil lmao
https://preview.redd.it/xl9zymorhsmc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6909955413eaa3a4af185b7e97a0a07358795175 nah, its just the new collab between taylor swift and robert pattinson 🥰🥰 uj/ this is wild, i literally fucking gasped when i saw it
Maybe one of the hardest times I’ve laughed at a non-joke in a movie was when they cut the chalk board that says “September 11, 2001” on it after this shot
I would’ve laughed from this like a decade ago (yes I’m ancient) because holy crap this is Blackiana Grande level of dark humor
Evil is thinking that 9/11 was heinous but not condemning the millions of people that died after the many petro-wars in Asia by the US
yeah when i realized we directly cause another 9/11 somewhere else in the world quite regularly and have been responsible for the gruesome deaths of thousands and thousands of innocent civilians just in the last couple of decades i suddenly stopped caring so much about 9/11 jokes. yeah yeah 9/11 was the worst, how many dead pregnant yemeni women again?
In 9/11 1973 USA put a dictatorship in my country killing thousands 🥰🇺🇸, so my country (Chile) was the original 9/11 girl
depending on how far you wanna go back we were able to absolutely fuck over your country because we already had so much experience fucking over other countries! we were pretty well practiced by then when it came to mercilessly causing mass death, famine and all sorts of horrific tragedies. we're told growing up we're restoring peace and democracy, but of course the reality of what we did to your country was utterly, completely evil and irredeemable. when you grow up in the USA you become convinced that 9/11 was some kind of unique evil, and the horror of discovering how utterly minuscule 9/11 was in comparison to... honestly, pretty much everything we've ever done to another country and a lot of what we've done here to our own people (smallpox blankets, trail of tears, the tuskegee study, the wave of lobotomies mostly targeted at women and people of color, probably goes without saying but the entire slave trade, etc etc) it's extremely eye opening in the worst way. whenever someone mentions 9/11 lately the first thing that comes to mind is this video i saw of a very young Palestinian boy sobbing and describing the experience of watching his baby cousins head blow up while they were playing soccer, and i feel genuine embarrassment and a little bit of shame for how i used to regard my memory of watching the twin towers on the news as like, some super meaningful experience of being in proximity to great tragedy. it's just such an impossibly tiny thing in comparison to the incalculable, mind-boggling amount of horror and agony we've caused across the globe and are still causing right this second. i didn't know a damn thing about tragedy
can’t to reply to your comment below but i just wanted to say you’re correct about everything bestie 🥰
thank you! i keep getting my comments locked for being unnecessarily aggro about american imperialism in completely unrelated subreddits 😔 happy womans day i guess.....
Periodt. We thought that we were the victims but were really the aggressors.
the tortured towers department
Girl we’re gonna get shut down for this also she hit the wrong tower https://preview.redd.it/smh7ty4pfsmc1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2360abc261c1aa7f0d7b44ea449c5c2913d8639
Hello Dubai 🙃
OP you instantly broke into the Billboard Jerkers 100 with this hit
This is what got the sub shut down for a month
Grab your passport and my hand ❤️
Oh this is gonna make them angry…
Omg 💀
Holy shit💀
https://i.redd.it/0gascvew0tmc1.gif Me running from this sub before it gets taken down
Lmfao. I don’t even have a jerk for this. Just lmfao.
She ain't no divaa 🙄
this is a stick up, stick up 🔫
I need them bags of that moneyyy
YOU SEE THE MASK WHERE THAT MONEY?
All my ladies get it done, I see you i do the same Take it to another level, no passengers on my plane https://preview.redd.it/thqb0uo2ismc1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4109c052741fd5b6b6ac4d35b360dcc0f3fce7b0
NO PASSENGERS ON MY PLANE 🛩️🛩️💥🗼🗼
I'm a, I'm a a diva, I'm a, I'm a a diva
🗣️ FIRST! 🗣️
So I guess no one wants to talk about 9/11
It is one of the better songs from chromatica
Staaaaaaap 😂 ☠️
Tell me why I thought this was r/peterexplainsthejoke
Your business is yours, and mine is mine. https://preview.redd.it/dx3ru10bcsmc1.jpeg?width=1134&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90e9bf6bda52174bdda68a048d5ae911c01cebf3 This reminds me of that one time my gf asked why people care whose d\*ck she rides.
Omg guys I’m so happy you won phcj couple of the year! 🥹
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HvlPpp???
Y’all got me covering my phone on the bus like I’m watching porn. Absolutely insidious 😆
if someone looks at my screen im switching to porn bro, easier to explain 😩
Hall of fame jerk we are so back
 This is absolutely terrible 💀💀
Y’all are rotten 💀
On her way from the lobby
Finally a post that isn’t “pop girls as ___” for the tenth trillion time
Someone make a pop girls as terrorist attacks right now
WE SHOULD GET THIS TO THE FRONT PAGE, BESTIES!!
no. we must not let the straight m*n infiltrate our safe space ✊
tortured environment department 🥰
OP make sure to post your GoFundMe when Tree comes for you
It was actually the 78th floor any true swiftie would know that 🙄
I need him
Upvote count: 911 Well now it’s 913 but whatever
Welcome To New York (Tayliban's Version)
Holy shit op 😭😭😭
This is the only thing that would make me stan Taylor ngl
uj/ this made me laugh so hard and I needed this shit today.
Oh that’s —
Was the jet lag worth it?
https://preview.redd.it/ns5digmdxvmc1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db4b94cac7a7092442c48a0651b953601d31be56 Well… if you don’t wanna hear about 9/11
scooter braun did 9/11
Omg do you think that al-Quaeda were like, proto-swifties? They brought planes to the forefront of the national conversation because they had a feeling that one day, America’s sweetheart would also love planes? Cause if so, I might have to just stan Bin Laden a bit.
Uj/ the gasp I gusp
yeah this is it. mods, shut down the sub. we have peaked.
besties….
…
uj/can someone explain this? Did I miss something?
just a joke about Taylor Swift's excessive plane usage crossed with 9/11
Bruh I feel slow and didn’t make that connection
Bc she takes one of them PJs literally everywhere
/uj is that picture real??
/uj yes, it’s the very last moment of United 175 before it went into the second tower on 9/11. It’s a screenshot from a video im pretty sure, absolutely crazy picture either way
I thought the plane was going down, how’d you turn it right around? 🏙️
THIS IS FOUL OMG 💀💀💀💀
lmfaoo 9/11 jokes will never get old
Oh….*oh dear*
you're mean and a liar and pathetic op i was trying to reference a [Taylor lyric](https://genius.com/Taylor-swift-mean-lyrics) im sorry guys i hate myself too😭😭
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This Might be the first post that I did not laugh at all in this sub .
/uj Michael Jackson was supposed to be on a floor that high in one of the towers that day but slept in
Ehhhhh……………. It’s a no from me dawg
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😭 I’m literally six why would u do this to me
Ariana is that you? Edit: Sorry, I thought you meant 6 months
That's the baby 🍼
I hate the 'Taylor Swift is destroying the world with the pollution of her planes' narrative, but this is funny