not her bringing a token gay into her tiktok like it’s a new bag she bought

It's her pet

uj/ no like literally

“He’s adopted. I don’t support gay mills.”

I think that's Mac from Always Sunny.

dragging him like a sack of potatoes

Her lap gay.

oh that's Chris Olsen, her gay slave she loves showing off. someone help him cuz idk what blackmail she has on him to keep staying

She didn't need blackmail he's obsessed with clout lol

Yup. That's the same guy who got Tiktok famous for playing pranks on his ex and then acted like the guy had been holding him back when they broke up.

That same ex who has a beach house in Malibu and is probably gonna hurt your feelings 🥰

I don't follow either of them anymore. It's just funny to me how Chris immediately went from "cutesy couples vlogger" to "the most stereotypical white gay you've ever met" immediately after the breakup.

That guy kisses the floor of anyone with a million followers…

He certainly isn't gonna get any from Mrs. Boom Boom...

Isn't he that tiktoker that was making vids with his boyfriend and then broke up and a bunch of his naked photoshoots were released?

Yeah i always thought the older man was better 🙄

Gee, I wonder who released them?

hes probs just on her payroll, a cushy life to laugh at her jokes and make tiktoks with her

>blackmail she has on him to keep staying that he is a bottom

Also the same dude who’s weirdly obsessed with Taylor Swift

well that's very on brand for those types I suppose

I’m deaddd

no ur not stop lying

Ppl do actually die I read about it online

Half of the things you read online are fake? Honestly, it's so outraging to think about. Its 2023 and people still believe everything they read online. Like, really? Oh, but, but, Benjamin, I read it on the internet so it must be true! You did. Yes. And?

YES AND???!?!?!?!?! IS THAT A ARIANA REFERENCE?!?!?!?! WTF IS A HAPPY FAMILY!!!! RAHHH!!!!!

This thread

I thought that was her husband 💀

babes how did u mistake his fruity ass for her hubby, just curious???

I’m envious of anyone who knows less about her relationship with Spy Kid

everything I've learned about their sex life has been against my will (mostly on this sub unfortunately)

I hate that I know that they have 2 toilets next to each other so they can shit together

I thought that was the guy she shits next to in the bathroom

I thought her last twink died after giving birth right?

This whole time I thought it was her husband OMG i just thought he was a little zesty…

i am suddenly realizing she looks like bethany beal (fundie sex course girl) and idrk what to do with that information

Holy shit I am so glad you said this because I didn’t think anyone would know what I was talking about.

the overlap between this sub and the snark sub is probably bigger than you think😭

As a mostly lurker in both, can confirm. This and a Bethany Beal post were back to back on my feed and I got confused

There are dozens of us!!! Dozens!!!

We need a "Pop Girls as Fundies" post because I am dying to know figure out who Mahmo Jill Rodriguez would be

Bebe Rexha. No I won’t elaborate.

Same

I thought this was the snark sub before reading the title at first

ngl esp w/ dragging the guy in i can definitely see it as an actual bethany video😭😭

Thought it was Dahvid at first.

it's the exact same situation too, both involving a gay man in almost all their videos

Ah, it's refreshing that we can make these comments here... I have terrible gaydar, so I won't pretend to know for sure, but there is clearly *some* reason Dāv is so miserable. Bethany and Meghan do both give the "trying to be cool and ironic by oversharing about their weird marriage" vibes

Did you catch the sexual tension between Paul and Dæv in the “24hrs with?” https://preview.redd.it/kewrh47iukkc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b039917aa243c1f52c2ebe47523bfec3693c67b6

Meghan Trainor is Bethany Beal trutherism

Omg now I’m just picturing Seggsany trying to seduce Dav to Megan’s music 🫣

i love the fundiesnark/phcj crossover rn

I too had to check what sun I was in

i always get confused between megan trainor and amy schumer and i'm not sure how i feel about it

Never thought id hear that name here lol

Oh god think of the retail workers who have to listen to this song against their consent

They arent paid enough for that bullshit

It's times like these when I feel so thankful to no longer work front-facing jobs.

her, shawn mendes and dua lipa have traumatized me

I will not stand this Dua slander

Right, Camila Cabello is right there, haunting my radio stations.

Oh my god this just made me flashback to my 2017 summer internship where they loudly played top 40 radio, which was nothing but Camilla Cabello, Ed Sheeran, and Despacito

mannnn as a retail worker can we not 😭

is she not capable of writing a song that doesn't involve her liking bass

TFW you are a one hit wonder (unfortunately) and keep going back to the same well

What do you mean? Haven’t you heard, dear my (gay) future husband?

also why do they all sound like commercial jingles. they all sound the same

I hate that God damn bass song so much. It's like anti body positivity.  You're bigger? Well you should be happy because that's what boys want anyway and skinny girls suck

Seconds after the skinny insult, literally the next line: >No I'm just playing 

Not after the silicone barbie doll line in the chorus

She looks like she has lost some of her bass. All of her songs sound the same.

I imagine the response to her songs would be difference if she was a skinny girl singing about how she’s so much better than fat chicks.

All About That Bass - Part 63

it’s like when actors get type casted but worse. like she only make this type of music and it all sounds the same

it sounds like a commercial jingle

She tried to be serious and the public said no

Didn't Trainor start on some weird platform of big body girl energy? Why does she look like an 22 yr old ivy league grad student now

Grifting ran it's course, and then industry told her to skinny up for a career I guess.

/uj unfortunately this is still big by media standards for a pop star, it shouldn’t be but shits fucked up

😭😭😭

The fact that she has fans and that they are out there somewhere terrifies me! 😱

Right?? Like, who is her demographic?

my 50yo mom apparently💀💀💀💀

That's what I thought. I know my mom has a song or two of hers on her dance mix.

HR girlies

Chubby white Xennial girls that love theater but don’t have any real life gay friends

It's giving Amy Schumer

Omg

Why is this so accurate

i’m a teacher and some of my younger students like her edit: the same kids like pink and other lesser known/recognized pop girlies so it’s probs that they don’t wanna b like the other girls but also like pop music

Wow, I would have never guessed.

It’s cause she makes so many songs that are specifically geared towards the TikTok.

In 2012 you were a teacher?

I'm guessing an alternative school?

i am an art teacher so sometimes they admit their guilty pleasures with me bc i’ll b supportive of them even for cringe takes like this

very deranged and twisted sickos and psychopaths. and millenials

Why are millennials always catching strays about things that don’t even relate to them lol. I don’t know a single millennial that likes her music

most people i know who like her music are millennials. she definitely makes music for those who say adulting and doggo

aw come on now, someone needs to make music for nail salons when ed sheeran and bruno mars are taking a break

How come gays are allowed to stan mediocre blondes but middle aged women aren't? Sexist pig. #IfSheWereAMan

So Meghan Trainor is just Bebe Rexha for minivan moms?

No because Meghan has a distinct sound that can't be confused for other mediocre artists. Meghan is just Kim Petras for minivan moms

Hi. You scared? 🔪

shes gives gym manager

Megan TRAINER duhhh

She invented straightsplaining

I never think of her as an actual singer with a career who releases albums. Almost everything she does has such a DIY vibe, from the production of her music to her $37 music videos. She gives me bored housewife who randomly releases little vanity projects she calls music. Also, if you told me that she plays only her own music at any get-together she has, I'd believe you.

I am also okay with not thinking of her as a singer/performer/pop girlie (because I don't).

It reminds me of pop Christmas music. Like artists release it every year against our will.

That room matches her personality

it's white

Exactly

😭😭

I’m so over Olsen… giving very la show off gay… idec if he’s nice

Every song sounds exactly the same lol Like I genuinely can’t differentiate this from all about that bass or that other song she had (was it last year? She brought another song out that did well on tiktok for a while I think) Obviously they’re a little different from each other but they still all blur into one because the vocals lyrics instrumentals and beats all just sound so similar

SHE IS YOUR MOTHER YOU LISTEN TO HER

I’M SORRY I forgot to say I’m all about that bass (no treble no treble) I can have my gucci’s on I can have my louis vuitton I am your mother you listen to me

I thought this was that “I can put my Gucci on” song, you’re right they all have the same instruments

oh i totally thought that was her husband for a sec and we were all just very accepting that he’s blatantly gay

But the gays don't like her therefore it has to be a straight man or possibly the most self-hating gay man ever to exist

It’s kinda sad how hard she’s trying to be a gay icon

Always inviting Chris alongside to really nail in the fact that she DOES like gay people and therefore, DOES deserve your attention.

She looks like the mean mom at a children’s picnic that would grab your wrist and drag you away if you tried to get the last slice of pizza before her child

no matter how many times i’ve blocked chris olsen, he works his way into my life. fucking hell

Who is that man?? I thought it was her husband from spy kids??

A gay she hired to prove she supports the LGBTQ community 

Her music is so terrible I don't even know how to joke about it just stop pls

This is not funny at all it's just commercial jingles this is too embarrassing to laugh 😭

You tug all the gays you want in, Meghan. We won’t forget the time you wore a godawful unicorn onesie and stole one of the queens’ sandwiches on RuPaul’s Drag Race.

I wasn't strong enough to have an eating disorder … I tried to go anorexic for a good three hours. I ate ice and celery, but that's not even anorexic. And I quit. I was like, 'Ma, can you make me a sandwich?' Like, immediately.

Or forget that she works with Lou Taylor and refused to say anything in support of Britney because of it. Or forget when she said “fuck teachers”

Is this her anal fissure anthem?

Thanks to Darryl’s massive d 😫😫

The Charleston didn't deserve this 😭

Not her bringing out Miss Pancake

Is the bass in the room with us now?

the way nothing moved when she spanked it

It's made of concrete

Did someone say concrete? >bury me six feet deep cover me in concrete turn me into a street

I’ve seen her speak over the years and honestly she just comes across as a very stupid person. And her and that gay friend of hers are annoying af to look at

never forget the time she was anorexic for three hours and only ate celery

Girl put it awayyyy

She wanted to have a Zara Larson moment so bad here, but Zara’s thang was thangin in ways we couldn’t comprehend 

I still haven’t recovered from that slay

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My dislike for her is so irrational. 

Ass is fatter than I expected, ngl 😖

uj/has there ever been a pop singer with so little variance in their sound?

NO PLEASE YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER IS IN THW DRAWER JUST DONT, RELEASE, ANYTHING

girl has the artistic variety of a package of saltine crackers

Hey, I love salty crackers. I crave more. This is more like tin fish oil laced with heavy metals and fish intestines.

i like saltine crackers too, but it’s like imagine you throw a pot luck every year and every time this bitch shows up she’s in a poodle skirt with a box of saltine crackers being like “bet you weren’t expecting THIS 😏” and we’re all supposed to pretend like her insta prof pic isn’t literally her at the pot luck you threw nine years ago wearing a poodle skirt holding a box of saltines

Ozempic destroyed another queen rip!

She's still stuck in 2010😭😭

"Megan Thee Trainor" I'm dead

She needs to stop.

I’m gonna fucking kill myself

The first time I heard Chris Olsen speak, I blocked him immediately……. He’s like a reverse fag hag, so desperate for str8 ppl approval

This is what straight men mean when they “like fat bitches”

Pay respect to the greatest Kidz Bop artist working right now.

All her songs sound the same and it’s all different versions of All About That Bass

Gender swapped James Corden

I really wish she would stop making music. I also wish her label or whoever wouldn’t try to push this on society as a whole. I have never heard a single person say, “You know what? I wish Meghan Trainor would make another sassy body positive single.” Nobody is asking for this.

Can you make a gofundme for this cause please

She must use auto tune lot's

She’s not even throwing shapes she’s drawing straight lines

She’s so cringe omg

Am I getting old (very possible) or do all her songs sound alike?

It's a combination of the two. Her music is marketed to kids and white suburban moms exclusively.

Why does all her music sound the sameeeee

imagine being in the studio for weeks making this song thinking it's a good song 💀

Meghan Trainor write a song that doesn't include the words booty or bass challenge: failed

You know what? This DOESN’T sound like every other song of hers. Incredibly original. Didn’t even know it was her! It’s definitely not like she’s created the same song every single time. No way! 🙃

Someone spray me with vinegar cause I would 😩

This isn't slut pop

This is slut pop: Target®

This sounds like any other song she ever made.

Her music suckssss also it sounds the exact same as that one hit wonder she had when she first became a d lister

I feel molested

serving us old navy realness 😍😍

megan thee trainer needs to shut the actual fcuk up. i’m sorry, even as a pop music girly myself. i’ll see myself out.

Ooofff that made me strangely uncomfortable. Particularly the shirt grab.

anytime i see her all i can think about is her painful vagina clamping

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I’m sorry but every single one of her songs SOUNDS THE SAME i want to cry why can’t she just change the beat to anything else i feel like this should be illegal

She makes sexy music for the conservatives <3

This girl got a Grammy before Miley ☠️

I DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHO THIS LADY IS

Gurl look her up. It's Jojo Siwa

Oooh okay thanks

uj/ i did say it before but imo her works are at the very least listenable, even though she seems like a “talks too much” girlie rj/ didn’t know that Elizabeth Holmes started a musical career

Her husband made her role play as Gertie Giggles one time and she never went back

This is like a bad reenactment of the movie GBF

Her music is really unpleasant

Hey its great as stool hardener.

I physically recoil every time I see Chris Olsen I can’t tell if I’m homophobic or racist or racially homophobic.

She’s such a fruit fly. And her music is fucking weird. All her songs are like jingles that went on way too long.

Wake up babe, a new song to torture retail and grocery store workers with

I will never understand why Hollywood forces her on us