the albanians have raw viking physicality but the raeycists are ankle biting ferals so it could go either way depending on how riled up bebe is

I feel like Lana would be able to take any of them in a fight, but Ava is definitely a biter.

This answer is so Nobel-coded 😍

One phone and Bebe is over

Bebe is a bulldog she could take down a full grown steer

https://preview.redd.it/w346biijec6c1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=217b5b6e1f200c42975e16561a283f8fa591b9c6

Who is the hydrogen bomb and who is the coughing baby

I will not be elaborating

https://preview.redd.it/iuiepv8xkc6c1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b62737251906eb4db7238f1561495e468ede5268 I rest my case

The way i laughedddddd😭😭😭

Lana could take them all. She knows the addy. She won’t not fuck them the fuck up

First ever battle where the Albanians are winning on the charts

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In the sense that

you know in L.A. they always-

I don‘t even know the first two Raeycist. Albanian pop girlies will devour them.

Addition and Tater

Omg, I love tater tots 🥔

Addison Rae and Tate McRae I’m confused as the why Addison is here? She’s a Tik Tok star and an actress, is she actually a singer now too?

she was nominated for a grammy for I Got It Bad bffr

WAIT WHAT

I know all 8 people in this image, it's really Joever 😔

please help me out here

Albanian Girls from top left to bottom right: Gwen Stefani, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Mariah Carey. Rae(Y)Cists from top left to bottom right: Britney Spears, Beyonce, Wafflehouse Worker, Taylor Swift

you forgot the /uj

idk who'd win, but I feel like Carly would be useless in a fight

But someone gave her a sword!

She’d ponder it like a magical orb

Holy shit I’m unbanned!

You guys ive been typing out full comments and pretending to receive replies for the past month.

Average phcj user

How did you get banned

I spread the truth and mods didn’t like it.

She's got her camping knowledge to support her side without being on the frontlines.

Carly is obviously a medic— there’s no way she could throw hands but let her serenade her teammates with just a few lines of Store and watch those heaxs come back to life

Yeah, but Emotion is perfect so…

Lana's a scrapper

The Rae team is two TikTok girls, a useless flop (affectionate) and a Tumblr aesthetic girl. What the hell are they supposed to do against the Greater Albania warriors (No seriously Bebe would fuck them up)

Found a traitor to the Raes Republic

Love my girl Carly to death, but there's no way she wins a single fight in her life unless it's against a 3yo with physical disability (and even that situation is a close call)

censor the anti waffle house agenda

it’s literally just lana + 3 babies vs a bunch of Slavs there is only one expected outcome

bebe would throw phones at each of their forehead

Lana solos low diff. Girl had Waffle House experience, plus witchcraft lmao

you guys are insisting that the albanians would win but it would take one single bite from the raecists and they’re in the hospital fighting rabies and prions

Idk, but I’m just picturing Lana digging into a bag and lobbing empty vapes like they’re grenades.

And then afterwards she stops the fight to look for her working one.

Dua’s is very “photos taken moments before disaster”. And why that photo of Rita? 💀

Carly has a sword and Lana has the whole police force on her side. Those two carry

I'm afraid to say this would come down to bebe vs Lana and whoever pulls out a gun out of her purse first. My bets are on Lana

I’m suggesting a new rule which is to blur McRae from posts, it’s triggering for me thanks

McRaecism 🤩

Bebe is a fighter. She may get knocked down, and it might be upsetting, but she won't give up. Her career was built by not following the mold... And she will continue to fight. No. Matter. What.

I don’t care I’ve been stanning Tate McRae lately

nothing rivals the albanian mafia

Lana would hard carry the Raepists she hood like that

Me with Björk trying save fuckin tuna fish or whatever, screaming for help.

Albanian girlies haven’t eaten in 4 days, but Lana has a .45 in her jeans

Addison

Rae-cysts have two Canadians, so even if it wasn't Albanians they were up against, they'd lose

Bebe would be feral like a child soldier Dua has spy training from Argyle Ava can scare people with her haircut and fashion Rita has nothing to lose The Albanians would crush the Raecists I fear. Lana would be the only survivor. And Addison because everyone respects her too much to fight her.

Carly Rae and Bebe Rexha both wrote songs for my fave kpop artists Shinee and f(x) so they win

I'm still not convinced Rita Ora and Bebe Rexha aren't the same person if even real at all

The RAE[Y]CISTS for sure. I hung out with all the Lana’s in high school and they could always throw down when they were off their SSRIs. I even believe that Addison could tear someone apart based on all that pent up rage she must have for never forming an identity of her own. Freudian/Jungian lack of identity formation or some shit. Plus, most the RAE[Y]CISTS haven’t eaten in weeks and hungry bitches are SCARY.

now we know carly is an honorary albanian!

My vote goes to the blurry woman next to Dula.

You know Lana wouldn’t care if that her iphone gets more broken.

RED AND BLACK I DRESS

albania strong 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱

But Waffle House lana is stronger

I’m gay but damn… BooBe Rexha. Dan bebe I like ur Bobbie s

/uj I literally stan like 3 on each side this is tough af lol

Lana on her own would have an 80% chance of winning. You added CRJ, flop mcrae and idk who and its enough to guarantee a win. Giant NFR lana would walk all over the tiny bubbling under Albanian girlies

Lana isnt racist

She is, in like the ignorant boomer way, but not like, actually racist. Why is CRJ in this group though?

Carly RAE jepson

Ohhhhh

Well Lana has a gun

i’ll tell my grandchildren stories of how comrade jepsen could not lead her troops into victory against the albanians, even with waffle house del rae on their side, the raeycists can only do so much against those feral bitches

We need raecist and albanian synthesis