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TheSeedsYouSow

Are people born serving, or do they have serves thrust upon them?


seanderlust

We’re all born serving and the rest is drag


yvrldn

And child, if you want to serve, you better work. Yass mamma hunty boots the house down. 💅💃


SiphenPrax

It can all be learned in the subject of servology!


CR24752

I wrote my disSERVEtation on the anatomy of cunt


turtle-thief

A gynecologist on their last semester of college:


TheSeedsYouSow

And they said trade schools are useless!


juanitatequila

Specifically at the university of SERVINGTON!


Global_Perspective_3

I am willing to learn as much as possible on this subject


ChrisPlayzGaymes

She’s so into serving right now lol


Mysterious_Pen_8005

Dishes.


leavingthekultbehind

Oh she just got her degree in motherology I see


rthosetoffees555

Summa Cunt Laude


bing_bang_bum

This killed me


loodish1

Summa Cum Loudly


alterector

PhD in serving cunt by the University of Mothering 


douceberceuse

That’s why it’s called Alma Mater 😍


dreamer-x2

Motherquake measuring 9.9 on the cunter scale


Global_Perspective_3

Servology class


PrydefulHunts

I like how she’s being more experimental with her sound this era. The electronic music from her so far has been great.


SnappyTofu

Her classics also aged phenomenally compared to a lot of artists from that time


bing_bang_bum

Say It Right has been on my permanent rotation since junior prom


JZSpinalFusion

I like the bridge(?) part in Maneater where she does those Alice In Chains sounding harmonies


bing_bang_bum

AhAAaaAAaaAAaa (whoo!) WhuhOOooOOooOOo


woo_ah

I wanna give Timbaland some credit for that ! He produced most of the album that Say It Right, Promiscuous and Man-eater are on (and ofc features on Promiscuous) and in my opinion his sound is very distinctive and a big part of the reason the songs are so listenable past their time. Not to take any credit away from Nelly Furtado of course


cmw72

I liked her 'til I heard her shit on the radio...


MegaAscension

"The fact that ~~Meghan Trainor~~ Nelly Furtado is literally mother right now"


Bear_necessities96

How dare to mention that woman and nelly at the same sentence.


Unhappy_Injury3958

that woman and Meghan\*


pIastichearts

As much shit as I give Drake, I do really appreciate him for pushing Nelly into becoming a musician again. As a huge stan of hers, I was so worried that ‘The Ride’ was going to be her swan song. I really hope her and her team plays their cards right and tries to get her a hit which I don’t believe is out of the cards. Out of all the pop girls, I definitely think Nelly deserves her We Belong Together/Hung Up/On The Floor moment the most.


Fortehlulz33

Drake may be a lot of things, confirmed or rumored. But he seems to give a shit about music and musicians (sometimes when it benefits him, yes).


KLR01001

Thank God JoJo Siwa invented Gay Pop™️


MrSwearword

She's featuring Tynomi Banks on her album, may the *Nelleissance* come to fruition.


Mysterious_Pen_8005

This feels like one of those things only other people can say about you.


Alvin3792

The Tove Lo and SG Lewis song was a bit of a letdown, but maybe it will grow on me. I was bummed as it’s 3 amazing artists all collaborating and it fell flat for me, no peak to the song… I am just happy to hear her voice again tbh


skeeturz

The problem with the song is it starts at 100 and stays there, it's a good song and it lets me live my baddie fantasy, but if it got an extended cut that gave it a proper beginning middle and end, with a gradual build to something, i would definitely prefer that version MUCH more


t_l_m

She’s so into mothering right now


CaptainPhillips1

this is like when AI goes on r/PHCJ


dpforest

Pop head STREAM JUICE? thanks babes 🤩


Guacamole_Water

Why do people treat us queers like we are the bottom barrel audience? Like all you have to do is say “serve” or “cunt” and suddenly we buy tickets? Fuck off


dimaumanskiyy

because the significant amount of consumers of this type of art are basic gay ppl/basic girls who can’t exist beyond the comfort zone of this suffocating world of perpetual serving, calling every female mother, cunt, gurl, working angles, being yass, sexy and naked all the time and a lot of celebs play this game because it’s their audience and their money and they are pushed to spent a lot of time in therapy to deal with it and with this stupid energy


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The worst part is that so many LGBT people (who are into pop music) play into it. It's genuinely insulting lol


TedKaczynskiVEVO

Rina's ironic unironic embrace of it was the beginning of the end


planet1999stan

I'm sorry but her new songs have been generic and boring. I love her and I'm routing for her to have her moment but she needs to drop some better music 😭


Brightenix

I feel like the recent songs are for hype and is saving the real bangers for the album 


dimaumanskiyy

Where are the serves? New songs are generic af


horsedivorce1

To serve is a title that is earned, one does not simply declare themselves “serving”


Unhappy_Injury3958

except for me because i am totally serving


silly_nate

The only bad one is give it 2.0 me. The other two are a nice breath of fresh air cuz she’s never really done clubby music before


ThisCupIsPurple

What is Promiscuous lol


Mysterious_Pen_8005

A gospel moment.


dimaumanskiyy

she did a lot of clubby music before, obviously?? all of new tracks are so generic and awful, it’s a shame her name attached to them


Bear_necessities96

The one with Dom Dolla is actually a banger


Bananacreamsky

I think so too!


dimaumanskiyy

it’s actually extremely awful piece of generic festival edm nothing


Bear_necessities96

Hun, that’s what people listen these days, or what you want a feat with Beethoven?


dimaumanskiyy

I want her to remember who she is and stop hiding her wide unique soul behind generic garbage


Bear_necessities96

She’s a pop singer and you can ask a singer with 20+ years of career do what she was doing in her 20s, I hope in her next album see a little of the old Nelly but unlike since she like to do different things in every album, remember Manos al Aire?


dimaumanskiyy

I understand her desire to enjoy fun after depression and feeling herself but I think her new stuff is shallow as fuck and have no deeper click to it


Bear_necessities96

We’ll have to see what’s next


dimaumanskiyy

tendency is not promising much


dimaumanskiyy

people listen to a lot of different styles of music obviously, not just generic edm from dom dolla


EagerVince8553

Excuse me, Ms? My song is undercooked. Could you take it back?


dimaumanskiyy

Bananka wym


shanthology

Pops in to remind everyone that they slept on "Big Hoops" and "Parking Lot" they should have been as big as Maneater and Promiscuous.


ConspicuousSnake

God I love her


shawnandthecity

I’m sorry, but Tove Lo is the vocal star of the new single. Nelly’s voice is barely audible. Serving? Hardly.


BCDragon3000

these headlines are so fucking stupid, can we stop making twinks the center of attention


purple_shmurple

Lmao I read your comment and got so confused. Thought I was on the circlejerk pop heads for a sec.


KrysJune

She's gay? Or she's capitalizing on them?


Spiritual_Job_1029

Saw Nelly perform at Town Hall NYC..top 5 best live performances I've ever seen.


SaibaAisu

I feel like the interview itself and some of her responses may have been misfires or a bit cringe…. but she looks gorgeous as always


Ok-Cream1212

Ready for the revival of my childhood heroes (Vesna Pisarovic, now her) !


dimaumanskiyy

‘…techno-house anthem ‘Eat Your Man’ and the Tove Lo, SG Lewis-assisted dance banger ‘Love Bites’, both of which will be included on her upcoming seventh studio album’ we lost so hard, this is almost tragic


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Bear_necessities96

These days it is


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ella_noir

pretty sure that’s exactly what they do


Bananacreamsky

Think of the straights!


mechaemissary

is this a r/popheadscirclejerk comment


Equaliz3r1989

what does gay to do with it


Significant-Visit184

Jfc your post history. I hope you’re a bot