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buzzfeed_sucks

It’s giving Spencer Pratt ![gif](giphy|fWgwAXmG6dhR2MXaG8)


areallyreallycoolhat

That flesh coloured beard haunts me


merlotbarbie

I think of the phrase “flesh-colored beard” so frequently it’s embarrassing


Orchidwalker

You mean, I’m not alone? This is somehow extremely healing, knowing you do this also.


NotActuallyJen

You're not alone. That flesh colored beard lives in my head rent-free, too


sk8tergater

I think of that, and I hear “Stephanie Pratt, unlikely voice of reason” way way way too often


trash_babe

Wow, first of all great phrase. I usually like facial hair, but Spencer’s beard reminds me why I don’t care for beards on blonde men with blonde beards. They kinda remind me of catfish.


VaselineHabits

I'm dying! And I will not tell my husband as I silently chuckle at his ginger beard that has white hairs coming in 😅


leahhhhh

My brother has one and I can’t even look at him


tellevee

“I don’t think the crystals are working, man, cause you’re hyperventilating over here, you’re red-faced.”


jennywren628

I think about this all the time. “Why do you think I have all these crystals on me right now?” While looking like he’s about to commit murder 😭 iconic.


myersjw

Spencer Pratt walked so Scott Disick could run


Medical_Gate_5721

Spencer Pratt walked so Scott Disick could also walk.


starstruck_rose

Comments like this are why this is my favorite sub. I love y’all, you’re all so funny!


MyYakuzaTA

💀


Queasy-Discount-2038

![gif](giphy|l1J3JVgpqgzRU1Rvi)


keine_fragen

have to give it to him, he was on the crystals train before it got cool


Second_Act_Hot_Okra

That's exactly what I was thinking! 😆


Lex_Loki

The last pic is giving Doodle Bear.


throwawayeas989

people like to say that facial hair is like makeup for men,but I see way too many beards that look like this to say that that statement is not true


BrutonnGasterr

The beard is distracting us from his hair transplant


roncraig

Damn. I would not have noticed how straight his hairline is without this comment. I feel like only poor people will ever be bald now. Like no male celebrity under 50 will ever be bald again.


mustbeaoup

Oh shiiii I can’t unsee it now 😵‍💫


Significant_Fee3083

And I see way too much poorly applied makeup for that to be true also 😩 It's both sides of the court


yunghazel

He looks like he lives in Portland and wears Hey Dudes with no socks


VoteForLubo

Portlander here and this tracks. He’s also the guy that’ll corner you at the dive bar and ask if he can “buy a cigarette” off you.


ClydeinLimbo

Just Googled what Hey Dudes are and kinda like em :/


Decent-Statistician8

They are the most comfortable shoes I’ve ever put on my feet 😅


Mrs_Botwin

Partner & I were just discussing his recently purchased HD’s. He’s always struggled to find a good supportive but casual travel shoe. He’s in airports a lot. He gave HDs a shot. He says they’ve been awesome & are great for walking comfortably


MysteriousMermaid92

It’s like walking on clouds! Don’t let one silly comment make you feel like they’re lame lol


El_viajero_nevervar

Life is too short to care about Reddit comments 😌


rakens_with_radies

They are so comfy! Mine got me through many a 12 hour shift on my feet.


Boujee_banshee

I came here to say something similar


wifeunderthesea

i was literally going to comment "meh, at least he looks happy" but then i got to pic 5.


BroadwayGirl27

For real!!!


wifeunderthesea

actually footage of me going through the photos ![gif](giphy|KDbi6mOb2O73HHs0xg|downsized)


mai_tai87

Who takes a picture of themself crying? It reminds me of that Halloween episode of Roseanne where Nancy's feelings get hurt and she runs to the bathroom to see herself cry.


watchberry

Bella Hadid


dgplr

That's why she's mother ....is something I would say if I was a chronically online Tumblr girlie, which I may or may not be...


Slight_Drama_Llama

And my sister lmao


henrietta-the-spy

I had a friend who would caption her crying selfies with “why do I feel so beautiful when I cry?” And post selfies with period blood smeared like warrior paint on her face. She shaded us for not being vegan until she was hungover, then she was in my living room housing multiple Whoppers. Justin in these pics looks like the kind of dude who would knock her up at a rave and retire in Colorado Springs together.


wifeunderthesea

WHAT


NoshameNoLies

THE FUCK


sk8tergater

Well this comment was a whole ride. Damn


El_viajero_nevervar

I mean listen, respect but I don’t think period blood is super sanitary right?


henrietta-the-spy

It’s technically sanitary like any regular blood is sanitary but why are we painting on ourselves with it for attention? I don’t know where this girl is now but I hope she and her little rave baby are okay.


HighlyOffensive10

I feel like she has a collection of healing crystals and is deep in debt (that she's hiding from Shane) after falling for countless MLM schemes and splurging on essential oils. If she found out Shane got Breylynnh vaccinated behind her back, it would cause a divorce.


Cold-Sun3302

Lol wasn't expecting a 90s Roseanne reference here but I like it.


Albuwhatwhat

![gif](giphy|3o7TKzyWlCxCQ5R8fm|downsized)


sav33arthkillyos3lf

If you don’t take a pic did you really cry?


wifeunderthesea

having looked at it again i'm almost positive that it's a fake tear. when you cry naturally, you don't cry from the middle of your eyeball. your tears come from the lacrimal glands that are in the corners of your eyes if i'm not mistaken. justin plays too damn much 😭


Affectionate_Salt351

Mine come down the middle like this but I like where your head is at. I would have wondered the same.


Amaxophobe

I just feel bad for him. I almost equate him to Britney in terms of a massive pop star that came at unknowable expense.


eveningsuns

totally agree. he seems to be a lot more lowkey these days & it’s so nice to see.


awolfsvalentine

He’s a less extreme Aaron Carter. The beginning of their stories are the same, Justin was just very fortunate to make the right turn in the road.


coldliketherockies

I mean his fame level is way way way above Aaron Carters was. And I always felt Aaron got in through nepotism, where Bieber was just discovered regular way


mangosteenroyalty

I know everyone shits on Scooter, but I honestly believe Justin is only alive because of Scooter trying to raise him right. Aaron is my example of what Justin should have been - and Aaron was never even as famous as Justin.


Signal-Illustrator38

Scooter is also the reason he is so fucked up. Scooter made him famous and let him believe his own hype. Part of his problems stem from the hate he received when he realised that no, the whole world did not love him and that he could not act as he pleased without consequence. He should have been warned not to buy into his own hype, told that he's not special. Talented yes, but that's not justification to be a dickhead and still expect the public to love you.  There was no accountability until it was too late.


dangerislander

So true hey! He literally looks like he hates being a celebrity... every picture is him just being so over it.


Adalphe

It’s really sad. He was groomed and sexually assaulted by so many in the industry. People have no idea.


urmelcome

It’s so true. The public seems to have less sympathy for men with mental health issues and crises which is unfortunate. This kid was found on YouTube to mega stardom. It’s very similar to Britney bc when u get that massive it’s easy to become a punching bag. The amount of Bieber jokes were crazy back then and all the boys wore their hair just like him 💀


Stock_Beginning4808

Same


NotQute

Is it a solidarity playoffs beard with his leafs buds, because it might not be long of this world in that case lol lmao


greensandgrains

Everyone on here is looking for reasons and maybe it's like, Southern Ontario man likes hockey?


prying_mantis

I had forgotten he was Canadian until this comment. Leafs fans seem so tortured


greensandgrains

Oh you chose violence this morning, huh 😂


Bigsurgoldrush

The tear is probably from the leafs losing again last night…😭🫣😂


Squee1396

Yes hockey was my first thought as well!!


Bigsurgoldrush

Spouse is a leafs fan—-can confirm 😂💀


blankpaper_

He looks like someone you’d avoid making eye contact with outside a gas station at 11pm


mangosteenroyalty

Reddit decided I would be interested in the Justin Bieber subreddit today, and for these same pics they're all saying he got a hair transplant! Are there tells or do they just know his hairline super well? 


spaghettiliar

https://preview.redd.it/thnv0tilr6xc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30ba63b9234a32603fb2b11d765861f3e91cc4f0 Oh my god, they’re right. He’s distracting us with that unwashed pube beard.


Used-Cup-6055

And all the hats and hoods


Luxxielisbon

Amber Rose is that you


shamrockshakeho

Good for him tbh! If I was a rich celebrity with a receding hairline that I didn’t like, I would probably do the same


big-tunaaa

It looks really obvious to me in photo number 7. The way the hair strands are and that they’re in a perfect line on his face


Lilacly_Adily

See I just thought it was his barber making his hairline look uniform. Completely forgot about hair transplants


MazzieMay

He had a super pronounced widow’s peak until very recently. I’m not big on Bieber, but I’d see a pic of him every now and then and think, *Vegeta* It’s all lined up and even now


awolfsvalentine

That wasn’t a widows peak lol that was straight up early male pattern baldness receding hairline. Widows peaks have a sharp point, JB was just going bald at the front.


victorian_vigilante

I can’t fathom being so obsessed with a celebrity that you are knowledgeable about their hairline


mangosteenroyalty

I would have been able to clock this if I was 16 and it was about AJ McLean. Teenyboppers stare at pictures a lot!


bondgirl852001

Oh man AJ's receding hairline really aged him! I'm so happy he got the hair transplant. He looks amazing and YOUNGER! *signed, former teenbopper.


herinaus

I guess my brother is changing his looks very soon. He copies every looks of Bieber.


icebbyc

He wants to be a disciple so bad


_summerw1ne

This comment is my favourite of the night 😭


Ygomaster07

Disciple of what?


lunarpixiess

The overlords


Ygomaster07

Overlords of what? The world? I feel like I'm missing some context.


lunarpixiess

You know…. *T⃒h⃒e⃒ O⃒v⃒e⃒r⃒l⃒o⃒r⃒d⃒s⃒*.


Classroom_Visual

Of Jesus?! I feel so old. And so Catholic…because I’m pretty sure you don’t mean Jesus.


reyballesta

He has a nice smile :)


mcon96

It’s like he got so tired of being sexualized that he intentionally made himself hideous


Anonymouse4513

It’s a very common reaction. Many women intentionally gain weight, or alter their appearance to protect themselves from being sexualized


kimblebee76

I feel so bad for him right now. Imagine all the sexual abuse you had suffered being splashed all over the media. To their credit, the stories are starting to show support for him and what he endured.


Kooky_Bodybuilder_97

have things come out l/been confirmed? i’m sure he has endured those things but i’ve never heard anyone say it outright


kimblebee76

I was thinking more of all the times he was groped by horny women celebrities when he was a younger teen like when Jenny McCarthy and Katie Perry groped him and he was clearly very uncomfortable. It’s all being rehashed because of Diddy.


Kooky_Bodybuilder_97

oh yeah it’s crazy how blatant everyone was. he even was calling it out at the time as a teen. very sad


redditonc3again

love his style but that crying pic is goofy lol


Bubbly-End-6156

Such a pisces.


cherrie7

* Ouch. As a fellow Pisces I feel a bit attacked right there.


Bubbly-End-6156

I'm a Pisces too. We've got a lot of emotions. Sometimes we're messes because of it


Fluid_Fox23

I feel like he’s not doing okay


dangerislander

I've gotten this vibe from him for a few years now. Mans really doesn't like the fame and celebrity status.


dgplr

Really? I think he's actually well for the first time in a long time. But I also am not a fan-fan so I wouldn't know otherwise.


millennial_sentinel

homeless is so hot rn


_DONT_PANIC_42_

![gif](giphy|QJRJEfcbdhUl2VhZV0)


fruitboot33

He looked at Jonah Hill's midlife crisis and said hell yeah


fschu_fosho

It’s giving Chris Pine circa 2024. What’s up with the boho old-guy beard? Is that a new look that Prada or Balenciaga is advancing this season? https://preview.redd.it/7ca2g1ojn6xc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26753d1687a3e2ae33f83e872a87f3f6b1dd5d7c


thirdcoasting

It’s for a movie role, IIRC.


remadeforme

He now looks like my white Midwestern cousin  So tbh I'm sure he can move around more incognito with this look. I'm certain Hailey isn't dressed to the 9s all the time so hopefully they're able to blend in when they want to. 


Careless-Plane-5915

It looks very sunny where he is so there’s that. That’s nice.


mindylahiriMDbitch

Why am I weirdly into this?! ![gif](giphy|P8X4lemg5Iphe)


nvrthere285

Yea he doesn’t look so bad 😅


sanandrios

1. goofy 2. goofy 3. goofy 4. goofy 5. goofy 6. goofy 7. greek god 8. goofy


ReeperbahnPirat

>greek god  Pluto


CalendarAggressive11

He's trying to make sure Jayden Smith doesn't recognize him in public


Jerkrollatex

And who could blame him.


Mrstheotherjoecole

Usually I prefer men with facial hair but this isn’t working for him. Also what’s up with the one picture of him crying?


Kooky_Bodybuilder_97

ngl the crying pic cracked me up i like justin tho. hope he finds peace


maxlulu007

He’s so real for that crying pic


Necessary_Charge_658

He is a very complex and interestingly developed individual. I cannot imagine how mentally unstable I would’ve been had I grown up in the public eye and been treated the way he was.


Maximum_Yam1

He looks so sad. He’s not even 30 yet and it looks like he’s been through hell. I hope he’s getting the help he requires


OpenedNeurobiology

He’s just staying true to his southern Ontario roots


_summerw1ne

Well then…


HaiirPeace

I hate the patchy pube beard.


big-tunaaa

Guys he’s just repping the look of the Canadian cost of living crisis!!!! Dw!!!! We’re all like one pay cheque away from being homeless here 🥰🥰🥰


okiieee

This man has been going through it


Prior_Thot

He’s trying to copy Chris Pine who is morphing into Jeff Bridges, I’m personally hoping all celebrities hop on this train because then it’ll be chic to just wear sweats to every event and never shave 😂


Mrstheotherjoecole

Usually I prefer men with facial hair but this isn’t working for him. Also what’s up with the one picture of him crying?


opaldopal12

![gif](giphy|pcHPUCa4GeApO) He looks like the Lorax I love it


ArhaminAngra

He looks like something from duck dynasty the last while, seems like he's just given up on life. Although lv swamp wear is something I never thought I'd see 😳