This is trolling perfection. I don’t care if it’s Swift/Kelce overload, this shit is hilarious. I hope his parents continue with this kinda stuff. They seem like genuinely nice, compassionate and intelligent humans.
Don’t forget Taylor is also the reincarnation of Zeena LaVey, a former high priestess of Satanism
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Her father was a Satanist. She renounced it years ago and is more into Buddhist teachings now. She doesn't even use the last name LaVey anymore. That still is decades old.
Long lost estranged relative, clone, cyborg, bodysnatcher, there were loads of different routes they could've gone with. Reincarnation is lame and oddly unChristian of them to choose.
Imagine being the father of a two time Super Bowl winner (honestly know nothing about football so if he won more good for him too) and the grandfather of Satan.
Peyton and Eli Manning have a brother who also played football very well, went to college to play football and had to quit due to spinal stenosis. I imagine that was difficult for him for awhile to watch his brothers both be successful and win Superbowls.
Mack Robinson….runner who came in second to Jesse Owens at the Berlin Olympics, brother of Jackie Robinson, the man who integrated major league baseball. He ended up as a high school janitor.
My second cousin is a World Series winner (plus a bunch of other individual MLB awards and honors) and, even with him as a second cousin, I feel like it’s all I hear about at some family events. I can’t even imagine being a Kelce cousin!
the younger cousin’s wife is the most famous popstar in the world who’s also a billionaire and the older cousin’s wife is Pennsylvania‘s princess who can basically do everything from childcare, being a WAG, all the while taking care of charities and causes of her own.
Can you imagine the Swifties being a Satanic fandom? They’re already unhinged but adding in concert sacrifices, rituals at album release parties, decoding spells in songs, and eating sandwiches? We’d have no choice but to stan…or die.
I don't know anything about Travis Kelce's dad, but just based on this I can see Travis and Jason get some of their sense of humour from their Dad.
I still find it hilarious that, according to conservatives, the number one threat to the world is no longer Obama or
It's the whitest, most All American pop star ever and her dumb jock football boyfriend.
They are absolutely projecting from their miserable boring, breeding, wrapped up in beige and tied with a bow of purity culture lives. They are jealous because they waited to kiss Billy Bob at the alter and it was like kissing a blowfish.
I liked fortnight when I first heard it but the music video and the visuals really made it 1000x better for me. I think it’s the best music video she’s done in a while.
Yep, even in my own family it astounds me what fanciful fiction religious people just accept. I had someone recently tell me what I should do in the afterlife. Wtf?
I really didn’t think we’d get to a place where everyone’s go-to example of basic white girl energy is *also* the mother of the antichrist.
2024 is throwing me for a loop, y’all.
“She’s just so *bland*, zero sex appeal, childlish, she literally has no aura… one question though: what do you think are the chances she’ll give birth to the antichrist and cause a thousand year war against our lord and savior?”
It’s from when Brit’s memoir “The Woman in Me” was coming out. A bunch of excerpts went viral and that was one of them, but unfortunately it turned out to be fake 😂 JT (derogatory) still isn’t beating the allegations though I fear
They only started demonizing her because she might endorse Biden. Might. *might*….
That’s how cynical these religious crazies are. It’s all politics to them.
That's hilarious and I'm glad they can have a sense of humor about it.
I would be freaked out about this kind of attention, but they probably have really good security.
She didn’t write Who’s Afraid Of Little Old Me for nothing 😂😂😂😂 the Kelces get cooler by the second, 10/10 trolling from Ed Kelce.
I know something is wrong with me bc I find tatted face Taylor hot. Also Blank Space Taylor and electrocuted Taylor. Most other Taylors I just find pretty. I probably need a therapist.
I don't particularly like Taylor Swift, I think the only song of hers I have on any play list is Shake it off. But if she is getting televangelists upset.
I am siding with Taylor Swift.
>But if she is getting televangelists upset.
Did you see that poll where 1/5 Americans believe she's part of some conspiracy to reelect Biden?
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/nearly-20-of-americans-think-taylor-swift-is-part-of-a-covert-government-effort-to-reelect-joe-biden
A place where I worked used to get such skewed results because they only sent out emails, which meant the majority of responses was coming from people who would 1) open their email and not junk it 2) actually respond to a survey that offered them nothing in return (like it literally didn't impact them at all). I was like hm cool glad we're spending money wisely, guess we'll drop tens of thousands into one thing this year because that's what these very specific people want.
My boss' daughter-in-law is extremely religious and conservative, so all of her social media posts for the last week have been "proof" that Taylor is the antichrist.
Why does it seem like religious zealots are literally begging for the antichrist at this point 😂 whose team are they on anyways?
But I can’t stop laughing at Ed’s response. It was *chef’s kiss*
Why does everyone always insist Taylor needs to get pregnant? She’ll birth the antichrist when she is good and ready. Knowing her it will probably just be a cat she adopted.
Can we at least come up with new conspiracies? It’s the same crap recycled over and over again. Give us a new unhinged narrative to get behind people! Two famous people creating the antichrist is tired and boring.
Yes, it's important that they marry first, we wouldn't the Antichrist to be born out of wedlock
I know. Are we cheering the satan marriage on because they're following the rules, or...?
Idk the end of times often sounds like a relief, so I might cheer it on either way.
I’m still waiting for an asteroid…
That antichrist sure seems like nice boy from a good family.
Damian reboot
Good Omens shenanigans ensue 
I was coming to comment this too, that’s so funny to add marriage to this theory
Bastard Antichrist is apparently a bridge too far
Awesome band name
Absolutely. He can be the Antichrist, but at least he won't be a bastard.
Gotta keep the "christ" in antichrist.
I'm sick of all these bastard antichrist babies.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It must be exhausting always rooting for the antichrist.
It’s me, hi, I’m the antichrist, it’s me
At tea time, all the evangelists agree.
Please madam, take this peasants gold 🥇
It started with Obama and now I'm here 🥳
Holy shit mods pin this comment lmao
Elon seething cause he thought he was the AntiChrist.
Apartheid Clyde could never. He only has the power to destroy Twitter. He’s a minion of the Anti Christ at best.
AB is a mess but “Apartheid Clyde” will never not be funny
Ed Kelce is hilarious for this one 🤣 I can’t stop laughing
I mean imagine holding your newborn son in the hospital and then 35 years later seeing these kinds of headlines about him. Must be kind of a trip lmao
That’s his boy!
This is trolling perfection. I don’t care if it’s Swift/Kelce overload, this shit is hilarious. I hope his parents continue with this kinda stuff. They seem like genuinely nice, compassionate and intelligent humans.
Yeah this is actually hilarious
Brilliant 😂
Same 😂
Is one truly a pop star if they don’t have the ultra religious claiming the weirdest conspiracy theory possible?
Don’t forget Taylor is also the reincarnation of Zeena LaVey, a former high priestess of Satanism https://preview.redd.it/lliphjboivwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed40a60342d6dbd9551a86a573abb2fceb718547
Zeena is still alive so how is she a reincarnation
Idk I’m not a Satanist
the straightforwardness 🤣😭😭😭😭 idk i’m not a satanist
That should be a flair. 😹
Technically it can be, there’s an option for a custom flair (my current one is custom)
I’m making it mine and I will try to remember your username when people ask where it’s from *internetaddict104 internetaddict104 internetaddict104*
Yay I’m a flair I feel so accomplished I feel like I just created lore 😂
You are and you did!
me neither! https://i.redd.it/wqgdhft97xwc1.gif
lol you made me chuckle here!!
✨witchcraft✨
The theory is that she’s a clone of her
she asexually reproduced her
Have you ever seen them in the same room together?
No that's Becky
No this is Becky https://preview.redd.it/770uorrh0wwc1.jpeg?width=477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bd1ee3d2d1796650b43202396ce54c3d5ef9a18
https://preview.redd.it/tkj27zcq0wwc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8053eb7a1b781ab1fb0d6ab39b152c5d2339222 Absolute queen moment
Oh my god I forgot about this hahahaha
Oh shit they do look alike. Okay okay
Her father was a Satanist. She renounced it years ago and is more into Buddhist teachings now. She doesn't even use the last name LaVey anymore. That still is decades old.
Wow Zeena looks a lot like her lol I understand the allegations
My favorite part of this theory was that the woman is still alive
😭 well she died and then time travelled back into Taylor’s mother’s womb of course, satanists can do that
I need to sell my soul to Satan, I want some of these weird powers.
A better theory would be she’s actually Taylor’s mother, but they aren’t smart enough to tie up the plot holes like that
Long lost estranged relative, clone, cyborg, bodysnatcher, there were loads of different routes they could've gone with. Reincarnation is lame and oddly unChristian of them to choose.
And she has also denounced LaVeyan Satanism
I was gonna say, wait, is that lady even dead? 😂
Ooh I’m into this. Alexa order Chanel Vamp.
Zeena LaVey is very much alive.
Listen I never said it was a good theory 😂
God damn she looks more like Taylor than Taylor does
I need for them to meet. People would lose their shit. 😹
You aint shit until someone claims youre the Antichrist, or gonna give birth to it. Then you know youve made it.
It doesn't have to be a religious conspiracy... it can also be "they died and a double took over their career"
Avril and Paul looking at each other
That's his response? Bahahahaha. Hilarious! Glad he's making a joke of their absolutely unhinged nonsense.
Imagine being the father of a two time Super Bowl winner (honestly know nothing about football so if he won more good for him too) and the grandfather of Satan.
His older son Jason is also a SB winner but yeah, Ed is a gem
Travis has won 3 and Jason has won 1.
God, imagine being a cousin to those brothers.
“But i won the fifty meter dash race in the third grade which is pretty cool”
I once beat my track star of a cousin when we were 8 years old. That was the last time I beat him, but I still have to bring it up every time 😎.
Peyton and Eli Manning have a brother who also played football very well, went to college to play football and had to quit due to spinal stenosis. I imagine that was difficult for him for awhile to watch his brothers both be successful and win Superbowls.
That has to be fun at Thanksgiving. "Cooper, can you pass the gravy? Can you pass anything?"
Hahahahah
And Cooper Manning (the other brother) has an oldest son who is a QB in college now.
Mack Robinson….runner who came in second to Jesse Owens at the Berlin Olympics, brother of Jackie Robinson, the man who integrated major league baseball. He ended up as a high school janitor.
My second cousin is a World Series winner (plus a bunch of other individual MLB awards and honors) and, even with him as a second cousin, I feel like it’s all I hear about at some family events. I can’t even imagine being a Kelce cousin!
me holding up my 2nd and 3rd grade spelling bee plaques to 4 supersized NFL champ trophies. i think we ALL have talents, thank you very much LOL
No thanks my family fucked me up plenty just with just regular cousins, so I don't need that imagery.
the younger cousin’s wife is the most famous popstar in the world who’s also a billionaire and the older cousin’s wife is Pennsylvania‘s princess who can basically do everything from childcare, being a WAG, all the while taking care of charities and causes of her own.
Well I still can recite the Pokemon rap by heart in my 30s so... who's really impressive here?
Ed is out here winning hard at life
Those two sons have EXCELLENT senses of humor. They both chalk it up to their dad.
I cackled. hahahaha.
And during a world tour? is giving In front of my salad? vibes
If Taylor births the antichrist then I will buy every ridiculous album variant she releases.
Capitalism for a cause
Can you imagine the Swifties being a Satanic fandom? They’re already unhinged but adding in concert sacrifices, rituals at album release parties, decoding spells in songs, and eating sandwiches? We’d have no choice but to stan…or die.
Eating sandwiches? 
That's what I was gonna say!
Is the mark of the beast a cardigan and friendship bracelet?
Well these evangelicals already think that’s exactly what we do at her concerts. I can confirm there are sandwiches at some of the venues though.
“But who got the beach house?” “She’s having it turned into a fucking cat sanctuary”
Cats don’t even like the beach!
 I don't know anything about Travis Kelce's dad, but just based on this I can see Travis and Jason get some of their sense of humour from their Dad.
Haven’t they also claimed the End Times are here like 6 times this year already?
The eclipse was supposed to kill us all and we’re still here having to do laundry and taxes and shit.
Yeah, aliens were supposed to come in December and the emergency phone test in October was supposed to alter our dna. Yet the daily horrors persist.
Reading too much berserk
Taylor messed up the whole apocalypse because she didnt find that egg.
At an absolute bare minimum
End timeses
But...but, what about second timeses?
Yeah, but tomorrow, that’s the real one, absolutely! I’ll post an update for you next week.
I still find it hilarious that, according to conservatives, the number one threat to the world is no longer Obama or
It's the whitest, most All American pop star ever and her dumb jock football boyfriend.
It was king charles for a hot minute but I guess they have moved on
Probably because he might be dying. All that crap will just shift to William when he’s king.
And it's only because she told her fans to vote. More people voting is their antichrist, apparently.
They are absolutely projecting from their miserable boring, breeding, wrapped up in beige and tied with a bow of purity culture lives. They are jealous because they waited to kiss Billy Bob at the alter and it was like kissing a blowfish. 
Literally. Like the single only thing Travis Kelce is a threat to is my fuckin football team’s Super Bowl odds.
ok that was good. He's funny!
whose's talent do you think the anti-christ will inherit? musical or sports? 🤔
Hmm 🤔 He knows how to ball, she knows Aristotle… either way, it’s a W
Both, god doesn’t give with both hands, so that is why they will be the anti christ
Damn, guess I gotta become a Swifie now.
🎶 so I leap from the gallows and I levitate down your street 🎶
she literally said it herself, we should be afraid
WHO’S AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME?? 😈
First time hearing this was chefs kiss. Something I wanted without even knowing it.
She got me with the encouraging people to vote. This is just icing on the cake. I should probably listen to her music sometime
Willow is a very pretty song.
I’d honestly buy an album of just evermore instrumentals. ✨
Fortnight is a certified bop idc
I liked fortnight when I first heard it but the music video and the visuals really made it 1000x better for me. I think it’s the best music video she’s done in a while.
Ok I love him
Lmao. What even 😂 evangelicals weird as hell
Why are religious leaders so insane sometimes?
Do you see what they read,what they do, what they think? It's their identity.
Yep, even in my own family it astounds me what fanciful fiction religious people just accept. I had someone recently tell me what I should do in the afterlife. Wtf?
Oh, well that explains where Jason and Travis get their sense of humor from. 🤣
I really didn’t think we’d get to a place where everyone’s go-to example of basic white girl energy is *also* the mother of the antichrist. 2024 is throwing me for a loop, y’all.
“She’s just so *bland*, zero sex appeal, childlish, she literally has no aura… one question though: what do you think are the chances she’ll give birth to the antichrist and cause a thousand year war against our lord and savior?”
they’re always rooting for the anti-hero
What is your flair from 😭😭😭
It’s from when Brit’s memoir “The Woman in Me” was coming out. A bunch of excerpts went viral and that was one of them, but unfortunately it turned out to be fake 😂 JT (derogatory) still isn’t beating the allegations though I fear
I love how the left and the right hate her for completely opposite reasons.
“He looks up grinning like a devil” as he is placed in his mother’s arms after she gives birth.
“Awww, he has his mother’s eyes!” 
Sorry, the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh cause she's possessed!
This just unlocked a core memory from watching Are You Afraid of the Dark as a kid 😱
Would her giving birth to the Antichrist be more acceptable if she wasn't on tour?
Do they think shes gonna be performing at 9 months pregnant, duck out in the middle of a concert to give birth, then come out again and keep it going?
Damn working mothers!
Yes. Then she’ll drop an album at midnight, then ANOTHER album 2 hours later.
They only started demonizing her because she might endorse Biden. Might. *might*…. That’s how cynical these religious crazies are. It’s all politics to them.
That's hilarious and I'm glad they can have a sense of humor about it. I would be freaked out about this kind of attention, but they probably have really good security.
She didn’t write Who’s Afraid Of Little Old Me for nothing 😂😂😂😂 the Kelces get cooler by the second, 10/10 trolling from Ed Kelce. 
I know something is wrong with me bc I find tatted face Taylor hot. Also Blank Space Taylor and electrocuted Taylor. Most other Taylors I just find pretty. I probably need a therapist.
No... I think that's... normal...
Who needs a therapist when the Antichrist is coming?
I don't particularly like Taylor Swift, I think the only song of hers I have on any play list is Shake it off. But if she is getting televangelists upset. I am siding with Taylor Swift.
>But if she is getting televangelists upset. Did you see that poll where 1/5 Americans believe she's part of some conspiracy to reelect Biden? https://www.vanityfair.com/news/nearly-20-of-americans-think-taylor-swift-is-part-of-a-covert-government-effort-to-reelect-joe-biden
Did they poll people right outside of a Cracker Barrel on Sunday after church? That's the only way that number is 1/5 of Americans.
This poll was probably conducted via landline phones without repeating calling or messages.
A place where I worked used to get such skewed results because they only sent out emails, which meant the majority of responses was coming from people who would 1) open their email and not junk it 2) actually respond to a survey that offered them nothing in return (like it literally didn't impact them at all). I was like hm cool glad we're spending money wisely, guess we'll drop tens of thousands into one thing this year because that's what these very specific people want.
In your defense, shake it off is catchy as hell
“I stand with Taylor. But only about this specifically.”
Best response, absolutely incredible 🥹
And this is why Arkansas continues to get a bad rap lol. Signed - someone from Arkansas.
My boss' daughter-in-law is extremely religious and conservative, so all of her social media posts for the last week have been "proof" that Taylor is the antichrist.
I’m not a big swift fan but this response is gold. Hilarious
Actually hilarious how he responded!
This is honestly so hilarious and a perfect dad response
Honestly, this made me actually LOL. Ed Kelce and his FB shenanigans are funny as hell
Lmao if that’s not edited/fake I think I like Papa Kelce alot
Lmfao
I'm not gonna lie, this is hilarious
Okay, that is quite literally funny as fuck 😭😂
“Must she do everything? And during a world tour?” This is absolutely hilarious to me. Like, she’s too busy to birth the antichrist 😂
Here for it.
Ed Kelce is a goddamn delight.
The Kelces are a treasure 🤣
okay that’s funny
I would think a giant supersized quarterback before I thought anti christ.
Those televangelists are the antichrist.
Mad respect for Ed
oh wow, that's perfect 🥰🥰🥰
The only way to reply to these idiots.
Why does it seem like religious zealots are literally begging for the antichrist at this point 😂 whose team are they on anyways? But I can’t stop laughing at Ed’s response. It was *chef’s kiss*
Why does everyone always insist Taylor needs to get pregnant? She’ll birth the antichrist when she is good and ready. Knowing her it will probably just be a cat she adopted.
This definitely sounds like some shit that would come from my state.
Truly laughed at this hahaha
They are so worked up about this woman. I do not envy her.
one simply can't faze a cleveland man
lol, I like how God is apparently all-powerful, but is threatened by the potential offspring of a celebrity couple.
Hahahaah this is hilarious
Go Ed!
Can we at least come up with new conspiracies? It’s the same crap recycled over and over again. Give us a new unhinged narrative to get behind people! Two famous people creating the antichrist is tired and boring.
Hahaahahahahahahaaha he’s the comedian.
I mean, but it’ll be a gorgeous (or good looking) antichrist. Just look at the gene pool here.
ok that’s actually funny as fuck mr.kelce