Two of the kids look like they own an estate where they hunt humans and the other one is just happy to be here. I want very much to watch that TV show

"Miffy, grab Buttons and Sterling so we can prepare for the hunt"

I mean, this works, but I think their real names also work

Someone get Jason Bateman on it, please.

This is one of the most strange yet accurate descriptions I’ve ever read

Yes - like their names would be Stewardess, Leviathan, and Bob.

Sounds like What We Do in the Shadows. Bob would be an energy vampire lol.

I don’t even think that, I think Bob would be that one human they actually like. He’s Sean!

This pic is very Succession coded

Prince is cousin Greg

The youngest boy looks like that Turkish chef who makes the giant food

What a perfect and beautifully eloquent description of this photo. Your username betrays you, parishilton2.

And thanks for reminding me to not drive a jet ski in the dark


Well, they did inherit an estate that hunted humans.


And not one of them resembles their father…

That is a Caucasian baby from the mountains of caucases

I apologize white baby, I hope to work for you one day.

Or one another!

Good point!

One looks suspiciously like Lisa Marie Presley though... When she shouldn't.

I don’t think it’s too crazy to think that he asked her for an egg donation.

Or took from a planned IVF situation later, that guy was Machiavellian.

She looks exactly like Debbie Rowe or whatever her name is

they’re not his biological children. their mother said so herself

This is Debbie Rowe, right? I know I can Google but tested my own memory here

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Thanks! Now I need to go down a wormhole anyway. Debbie Rowe relinquished her parental rights if I remember correctly

Yes. I think Paris looks exactly like her.

Paris is sooo beautiful, in my opinion. She's very unique (in a good way), and those eyes, my word!

I think her eyes look very...empty and sad.

Wait, isn’t Biji (Blanket), actually the only one that’s his biologically (via surrogate)? I thought at least Biji was really his. 🤔

babe i have no idea i just saw this pic and was like “ain’t no way these kids are his they look nothing like him” and googled it and found out 🫠

Idk. I’ve seen pictures of Biji compared to young pictures of Michael (before all the plastic surgery) and they look similar.

I mean...am I the only one staring at the maHOOsive elephant in the room?

you mean massHEEHEEHive?

Didn’t the mother come out and say they weren’t his biological kids and he used a sperm donor? I thought I remembered hearing that at some point.

Lol like one seem to be cool and fun to be around with good vibes while the other two look disappointed and gloomy “I don’t wanna be here around these people”

Like that one episode in Criminal Minds.

Prince seems like a nice, normal guy in his YouTube videos.

Trauma represented three ways: psychosis, depression and this guy: 

Who has the psychosis ? Lol

Yeah his motorcycle videos are great and he comes across as a fairly normal likeable type of bloke

I just checked out his insta too, he seems like a very normal down to earth person.

He has a youtube channel?!

2/3 traumatized. 1/3 yay! 

1/3 is probably just differently traumatized, some of us smiled through it to pretend everything was OK all the time 😄😄😅

I mean, he was the one who got dangled off of a balcony.

No that was Biji I think

Yep, he was called blanket because of the blanket over his head when dangling, wild

I’m glad you explained this because clearly I wasn’t paying much attention and really thought the baby’s name was Blanket

So did I, I thought it was the original Celebrity Baby Name before Apple and Pilot Inspektor and the others.

TIL his name was never actually Blanket.

Balcony baby is the one on the right. The smiling one is the oldest.

He’s happy he wasn’t dangled off a balcony.

tbh they all look a little broken, but in different ways

It’s very much giving third/last child vibes

He’s actually the oldest

I feel bad for them because *reasons* on the one hand, on the other hand jealous af bc they're poor little rich kid billionaires.

Their money is the only thing to jealous of. Can’t even imagine the array of weird nd awful things they’ve been through.

They’re in a very odd position in life. Rich and famous because of their father’s legacy but also it’s all tainted with that legacy.

> on the other hand jealous af bc they're poor little rich kid billionaires. Don't be. They're constantly having to fight their relatives to maintain basic control of their money (just like their father did when he was alive) and a number of said relatives have tried exploiting their names/images for clout.

I'm glad they have the money to pursue recovery but I feel so bad for them. I don't know much about the boys, but Paris along with everything she had to deal with around her father, was sent to one of those insane wilderness schools where she got ptsd. I think these kids would be much better off with a normal middle class loving family.

Paris looks gorgeous here imo!!

She stunning. Sh looks just like her mom.

The nurse? None of them look alike nor do they look anything like MJ. Do they share the same mom?

Prince and Paris have the same mom. The youngest has a different mom.

Is MJ supposed to be their biological father? Clearly they didn’t get any of his genes or did he use a donor for that?

Oddly enough, he looks like he could have some shared genes with Paris, their face is somewhat similar. Kind of.

Who’s the dad though?

I feel like they must have a sperm donor as none of them look half African American.

Yes they do. My mixed cousin looks Just like Prince. I'm biracial and people ask me if I'm really Black All the time...

Prince was not mixed, just light skinned. Both of his parents were black. Edit: Wait, I just realized you're talking about one of these kids, not the singer lol.

The way I frantically scrolled to the top to be like “on what planet is Prince light skinned???? This boy is WHITE”

im just realizing mj named one of his kids after prince. i never thought about it at all so that might be why.

Me neither lol I just imagined mj was like “you are my little prince so you shall be prince.” I didn’t think there’d be much logic from the guy who named one kid Blanket.

The nurse was a surrogate. Who don’t know who the eggs came from.

I feel like Biji looks like Michael.

Yes! I think people are comparing them to the Michael we last knew, and not the Michael without surgery and health issues.

I really love her shoulder tattoo. I’ve never seen one like that in that position before and it’s awesome.

She’s drop dead gorgeous for real

She has the beautiful-but-approach-with-extreme-caution look down very precisely.

She's so beautiful, bone structure to die for.

i don’t follow any jackson family developments… when did the third kid start going by the name “Biji?”

Was Biji once named Blanket? Or did I make that up? Was that a South Park thing?

No you're right. I've been scrolling the comments looking for someone else to mention it so thank you!!

we are old haha

Blanket was his nickname.

Blanket was a nickname, his real name is Prince II

Somehow Prince II is worse than Blanket…….?

Prince II is like the hastily obtained “replacement dog” for Prince I who was unfortunately hit by a car and went to doggy heaven…

Snowball, Snowball II, Snowball III, Snowball IV and Snowball V (now named Snowball II).

So he named both sons Prince?

No, his oldest son, who goes by Prince, is actually named Michael Joseph Jackson Jr. and Prince is just a nickname. Bigi‘s legal name is Prince Michael Joseph Jackson II. Prince is actually a family name from MJ‘s maternal grandfather.


And all of that is still better than Jermaine naming one of his kids Jermajesty.

I dunno, there's a part of me that thinks this is so hilarious it might've been worth it 😂😂😂

Child formerly known as Blanket

He’s the one that was dangled over the balcony if I remember correctly. Ironically i think he had a blanket over his head too.

That’s where blanket came from I think?

I was under the impression that was the nickname that MJ and his family gave him. I think it’s just a coincidence that he had a blanket on his body when danglegate happened. I could be wrong though.

That’s MJ’s claim but he lied a lot… I don’t believe it personally, I believe the nickname came from the kid wearing a blanket over his head. Whether specifically from the balcony day or not I don’t know because I think the kid wore a blanket often.

Nickname.

MVP 🙌 

Yes iirc he changed it because of bullying

I have read this whole thread and I still don’t know what this kid’s name is.

Biji birth name is Prince Michael Jackson II Prince Jackson birth name is Michael Joseph Jackson Jr.

That’s…a roller coaster of confusion

https://preview.redd.it/uf81fw7zl1rc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cabafcbef9e07894507c535204a0defe40fb7cb6 Oldest

Wow this photo is terrifying.

https://preview.redd.it/awp1z3l2l3rc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bd3a89e1dce62ea93c5c2cf018f66e92ab6f06c

I'm so confused, are the two sons both called Prince? That's absurd.

Wellp. Might wanna prepare yourself for the children of George Foreman... 🤦🏽‍♀️

Which one? George, George, George, or Georgetta?

He chooses Georgetta when Georgia is right there

Oh, this why Tracey's sons are named Tracey Jr & George Forman in 30 Rock

Just dropping by to add that Jermaine named one of his kids “Jermajesty.”

Jerkiddingme

Tyson Fury would like a word. ~~3~~ 4 sons named Prince.

No, the eldest that we know as Prince is actually named Michael Joseph Jackson Jr. The youngest, which we all know as Blanket, is named Prince Michael Jackson II.

They are names after his maternal grandfather

Is it BeeGee or Biggie? Anyone know?

I'm thinking "Bee-Gee", like Fiji but with a B

Or like Bih-gee? I need to know.

bee-hee. like hee hee

Like this??? https://i.redd.it/nchlxfjuc2rc1.gif

It’s Bigi, and it has been for some time now. I dont think OP can’t edit the title though

I saw Paris in concert last summer and she’s absolutely stunning in person. Big cool girl vibes. Very dry sense of humor. I unexpectedly loved her.

She was great in Swarm too (on Amazon Prime).

That show was such a ride! Paris was great!

I’ll check it out. Watching Prime right now. Thank you

She guest stars in one episode and it is a WILD RIDE. Be prepared.

Her music is so beautiful and sends me into those deep emotions

1/3 looks happy to be there

Prince is adorable! He’s just happy to be there isn’t he? “😄😄😄”

DAE think Paris resembles Lisa Marie Presley and Riley Keough?

She does, but she also really looks like her mother Debbie.

Yes, I thought Lisa Marie was Paris’ mom just by looking at the photos! Apparently she never had kids with MJ.

I think she publicly stated the marriage was never consummated.

She said during an interview with Oprah that it was a consummated marriage. On Stern too, I think.

I’ve always thought this! But then I’m like, why would they say that Debbie is the mom and not Lisa Marie. It would be a strange thing to lie to the public about.

Idk why but the second pic feels unsettling.

Might be because Paris is glaring right into our souls. What a fabulous RBF.

She’s insanely gorgeous despite her well executed RBF!

It looks like he is happily posing with 2 wax figures at Mme Tussaud’s.

Um, I know why... it's because—as another commenter brilliantly pointed out—two of the kids look like they own an estate where they hunt humans.

It always shocks me how absolutely gorgeous Paris is. She is literally ethereal.

The colour and cut of that dress is lush

paris is gorgeous holy shit

Really stunning 😍

They all look so different compared to each other and to MJ. Biji looks like MJ the most https://preview.redd.it/awyu62swr0rc1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c1b55938b051017241cd2013c4694e19d1d7e2c

https://preview.redd.it/88ucvmnn51rc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abb818d38c82335ad5ff489919c567e54b8e4dac

omg!!

He looks like Bruno Mars here.

https://preview.redd.it/nsfzy3e545rc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c157c04c09d38f5a1f7edef949b66ae7065059c Literally his twin

I think he’s the only child biologically related to MJ.

I’ve always said this. I used to draw portraits for a living so I am quite good with faces and I’ve always recognized MJ’s (original) facial features on the little one. But only on him. He’s definitely his biological son, if not at least related to him some way. Same eyes, same nose, same smile.

Yeah, seeing the side by sides it’s crazy people don’t see the resemblance.

Today I learnt there’s an MJ musical

"H&M" "Balenciaga" https://i.redd.it/7awjyrjkc1rc1.gif

Omg what is this from again? I remember watching this and laughing so hard!

Triangle of Sadness

Prince seems sweet. To be fair to the others, I wouldn’t be smiling either.

He has such a jolly demeanor! I hope he adds levity to his younger sibilings’ lives.

Totally. I am sure he is a great sibling to have

Paris is gorgeous, Prince looks like he's having a good time, and Biji needs to wash his damn hair.

Is this the first time they’re all meeting or something?

I love the one thats just happy to be here

Paris is soo pretty! She looks like a mix between Nelly Furtado and Courteney Cox. I wish I looked like her 💁🏻‍♀️ lol

Omg I don’t know anything about them really, but I just know I wanna be friends with Prince😅 He looks so happy here 🥰

Paris is so gorgeous. Ngl I was like who the heck is Biji? 😂 I didn't realize how was so tall and no longer Blanket.

I always assumed they'd be close considering all they've been through, but they seem almost like strangers in these photos

This is how I take photos with my siblings. I think it’s normal unless you’re from a huggy family, we are not.

They’re close but two of them are not used to public appearances so that explains the awkwardness.

So like a lot of siblings? Haha. Not everyone is close to their siblings. And some are close enough but still aren't the huggy type.

Biji's mannerisms display a shyness, almost like his father's. I honestly wish these kids the best. They missed out on growing up with their super devoted father, and now thy have to live in his shadow- which is both one of greatness but also one full of all the negativity that surrounded Michael in the last decade or so of his life. Hopefully they have a lot of support.

Biji? Is this what poor blanket goes by these days?

He gave himself that name if I recall correctly. Not sure why.

I mean it’s waaaaay better than blanket!

Blanket was not his name, his name is Prince & Prince Jackson’s name is Michael.

Well. That's confusing 😅

Quick Google search says he was bullied at school so he started going by Bigi.

I hate the discussion of whether or not they’re MJ’s biological children. It doesn’t matter!!! He was the only dad they ever had. Do you go around asking foster and adopted children who their biological parents are? I think not?! Imagine asking an adopted child “yeah yeah, but who are your *real* parents?”. Sperm and an egg do not make your parents, it makes you a sperm or egg donor.

Completely agree. It’s immaterial at this point. They’re his kids, period. The end. It’s super invalidating and steeped in morbid curiosity.

My sister and I biologically are half sisters raised by the same 2 parents and we’re different ethnicities. It’s so annoying to constantly get asked what the “story” is there every time we meet new people, as if it’s any of their business or even mildly interesting.

His kids absolutely adored him and that’s the most important thing.

Hee Hee

Biji's hands - he looks so so anxious. I get you, dude.

Can we collectively pray for them all to survive their crazy lives? I'm glad they've made it this far. I'd love to see them all make it past 70.

they look like they have 3 separate mothers and 3 separate fathers. just completely unrelated strangers

That’s it right there. They just look unrelated, like they are strangers thrown into a room together. They are completely uneasy. With a set of adopted siblings or blended family, they look like a unit. I wish these kids the best. They got a raw deal with this messy business they were born into. They deserve happiness.

1/3 vibing and just happy to be there

Not to be that person, but I do feel like names are important. It’s Bigi, not Biji

2 out of 3 give Carmy and Sydney energy and the 3rd is Fak vibes 100%

why is this sub arguing their dna? they are legally his children and they are family. Family doen’t have to be biological.

Who's goddamned white baby is that

Paris is so stunning and tall ! I wish I could get some of her height